Car drivers are fucked.
Like I'm not a good example of what to do when riding a bicycle. But its basic physics, there Gilligan.
Get out of my way of my big ass truck. I'm pissed up drunk and don't really give a flying fuck. (Thanks Dayglo for that one, I like My mother was a man. ) That's the sense of traffic it seems. You get all the blind invasion forces doing who knows what, they don't seem to, except they need to be vain and stuff and shuffle the feet like sloths, since rice doesn't give enought energy, so like the eyes didn't go too good either eh.
But today was a classic example. I rarely stop for red lights, unless you don't really have a choice. Generally that is the case at the major intersections. But the minor ones are hit and miss. Especially when there are those stupid things called pedestrians. They annoy me almost more than cars. At least you can yell at them, head's up, or on your left/right/between you. Hopefully they understand english and then you can get by without hitting the fucking retard from who knows where, Surrey/Balligandu Newton/Chink it up everywhere else/ like I really care. I just don't want to stop that's the key. That's totally the key. Just like the critical mass, that's nice to ride down the streets downtown and not have to inhale the smog exhaust. Need to block the traffic for a bit, but its a steay albeit slow progression.
I went to A&W today for lunch, down at Willow and Broadway coming down from Main but need to go to TD first. Anyrate I get there so I'm ready to go through the intersection on red of course. There is some shitass little SUV going north through Broadway and this must have been foreigner or stupid chick turning right onto Broadway going up the hill. That stupid idiot made me piss of this idiot car driver of the SUV. It honked. I totally wasn't even close to blocking the intersection. I a few feet infront of the pedestrians white stripe thing. Then the SUV retard like honks, fuck car drivers are stupid. Too bad they get to 'enhance' the air for free, well sorta instead of enjoying what they create. I'm the one that's going to get killed or injured good. So of course I gave him the finger. I think I yelled fucking retard. I hate them idiots that don't understand much, hopefully english. But in Hongcouver that's a tough one for sure. I do not care about WTF their 'homeland' is like. It must suck cock large since they are here. Then I get to the bank machine. This fucking old native whore. Fucking disgusting and fucking stupid too, .... eh. Like they seem to have huffing gas as part of their genetic makeup. It was so god damn slow. I'm surprised since its a couple days after Welfare Wednesday. (I get to see that down by the cut there, when I'm not late on the last Wednesday of the month, unless there are only 2 days left before the end, then its the week before. I was on welfare, that taught me a lot. Fuck it sucks large. $500/month. OK that's like a weekly 'entertainment' budget almost. ) But the thing was so god damn slow. Man I hope I get to be like 50 like it but fucking natives, they are fucked. But they must almost like the modern takeover going on here it sorta looks like them stupid and shit and don't now shite.
Rush hour really gets me going too. I hate it, you can taste the air, literally. Its grouse especially when its been clear for a while. And this is close to the water, where the wind blows the 'progress smog' into the wastelands beyond Nanamio and end up in Hope festering. Like going out to my parents in Surrey, I feel sick when I come back. The air is a lot worse there, probably since I'm so accustomed to the 'clean' air of the city. But in the city you get the great smells. Be it piss in an alley, hopefully not just feces. Chinatown is everywhere it seems that stench the chink food places make. Then of course the dumpster stench, that's nasty. Then the crack dealers outside with their great BO. That's the smells I get ever day to enjoy unless it rains. I like riding in the rain. It kills the stenches of the BS city. The city, not some outskirt wasteland of cars of course. Like King George Highway is a nice walking street. lol. Woah, good reason to get jumped or shot by a drive by.
But during rush hour on most of the major roads in the city, they take away the parking lane and the road turns into 3 lanes. Namely Hastings, Broadway, Cambie and Granville are the few I can think of. A few roads are just suicidal, like mega on a bicycle. Basically those are the highways only meant for cars, the causeway and 12th I'll never go down. Well I did go on the causeway through Stanley Park into downtown, its donwhill befor they fixed the Lions gate. That was fucked, got stuck behind a bus and I was mega pissed too. But that sort wakes you up when you're playing with your fucking life. For what too, that's a sad story.
But during rush hour when the parking lane is gone it really pisses me off. I'll hug the curb, so the idiots can rip past going over 50 KM I think the limit is. They should have mega traffic enforcement and piss of all them idiots. But they go 80+ to a red light. Then I have to pass them. This other idiot a few days back was weaving in the lane so I had to stay behind him since I couldn't go right or left. But finally got around the idiot and probably made a few lights more than it did. I go down Broadway from Fraser to Clark. Need to run a few pedestrians lights generally. But I like that since you are the only one on the road, and the air is nice. But now with 12th closed its rather crazy. Sometimes its backed up before Fraser. So I do the bad thing, go inbetween the lanes. Have to watch out for mirrors and wide vehicles like rigs and buses mainly. I don't really like going inbetween the cars when they are moving, that's a little to wild and dangerous. I totally do the video game, like San Fransisco Cab driver game at the arcade a few years back. Have to find the gap and go through it. Its weird you don't look at anyone except traffic. But you go by and hear different tunes and smell smokes. Haven't really came across a hotboxer though. But then again I fly by, so I don't really care. Hopefully I have some at home, if I get there.
Car drivers are weird. I try to avoid having to go through lanes. But sometimes you don't have a choice. What really gets me going is when I'm looking over my shoulder, like all the time almost. Always looking back. Then the idiot just like goes the same speed as you. Like either let me in or go faster. That annoys me largely. Especially getting out of downtown on Nelson. I generally jump to the right lane after Granville, but then need to nig it up to the left most lane before the bridge to get the 'loser/cesspool' of EastVan Native social housing. At least the faggots down in Strathcona by the Astoria are dressed as women. In yaletown the Liberals get the Dufferin and the young boys on Homer by Drake. That's fucking gross. Well both of those are fer sure. Like fuck they should be dead. We need a mega depression. I'll get in power and 'cleanse' the world. That would be fucking eh. The second coming of 4/20 man. Should nig up some roaches for another game of killing stuff.
That's all, pedestrians are almost an afterthought. Then they do the deer in the headlights., that's the worst. You go where they were. Yaletown is really bad for that. I guess most of the Liberals down there don't have a clue about much, except that they are 'cool'. Well the chicks maybe the guys just deserve a shotgun colonoscopy. Man o man, like fuck that really gets me. Then you get the stupid cyclists that wait for lights, go slow and fuck they get me going too.
But that's the modern day. It ain't the 50s anymore. Well except for the new housing perputuating the energy drain of nowhereland. Hello, Hello, McFly. Nobody cares about anything except their own existence. Well true enough you're the one that needs to nig that one up. Can't really on others. But just want others to get of the way. Time is never enough. I don't know about that one. I guess if your stuck in traffic because of your own decisions. Don't blame any but yourself for your own situation. Like you have a great deal of choice of your housing location, not neccesarily the energy drain suburban lawn wasteland, job location and lots of other things. Don't bother me. That's all I gotta say. That's nice. Does it come with rice. Of course then I won't have any. I'm not bred from some Asian 'paradise' were there is no such thing as clean air or water. Well that's a realtive term anyways. Not like Mother Russia is much better. But then again Siberia is huge with Yuri and his dogs.
Like I'm not a good example of what to do when riding a bicycle. But its basic physics, there Gilligan.
Get out of my way of my big ass truck. I'm pissed up drunk and don't really give a flying fuck. (Thanks Dayglo for that one, I like My mother was a man. ) That's the sense of traffic it seems. You get all the blind invasion forces doing who knows what, they don't seem to, except they need to be vain and stuff and shuffle the feet like sloths, since rice doesn't give enought energy, so like the eyes didn't go too good either eh.
But today was a classic example. I rarely stop for red lights, unless you don't really have a choice. Generally that is the case at the major intersections. But the minor ones are hit and miss. Especially when there are those stupid things called pedestrians. They annoy me almost more than cars. At least you can yell at them, head's up, or on your left/right/between you. Hopefully they understand english and then you can get by without hitting the fucking retard from who knows where, Surrey/Balligandu Newton/Chink it up everywhere else/ like I really care. I just don't want to stop that's the key. That's totally the key. Just like the critical mass, that's nice to ride down the streets downtown and not have to inhale the smog exhaust. Need to block the traffic for a bit, but its a steay albeit slow progression.
I went to A&W today for lunch, down at Willow and Broadway coming down from Main but need to go to TD first. Anyrate I get there so I'm ready to go through the intersection on red of course. There is some shitass little SUV going north through Broadway and this must have been foreigner or stupid chick turning right onto Broadway going up the hill. That stupid idiot made me piss of this idiot car driver of the SUV. It honked. I totally wasn't even close to blocking the intersection. I a few feet infront of the pedestrians white stripe thing. Then the SUV retard like honks, fuck car drivers are stupid. Too bad they get to 'enhance' the air for free, well sorta instead of enjoying what they create. I'm the one that's going to get killed or injured good. So of course I gave him the finger. I think I yelled fucking retard. I hate them idiots that don't understand much, hopefully english. But in Hongcouver that's a tough one for sure. I do not care about WTF their 'homeland' is like. It must suck cock large since they are here. Then I get to the bank machine. This fucking old native whore. Fucking disgusting and fucking stupid too, .... eh. Like they seem to have huffing gas as part of their genetic makeup. It was so god damn slow. I'm surprised since its a couple days after Welfare Wednesday. (I get to see that down by the cut there, when I'm not late on the last Wednesday of the month, unless there are only 2 days left before the end, then its the week before. I was on welfare, that taught me a lot. Fuck it sucks large. $500/month. OK that's like a weekly 'entertainment' budget almost. ) But the thing was so god damn slow. Man I hope I get to be like 50 like it but fucking natives, they are fucked. But they must almost like the modern takeover going on here it sorta looks like them stupid and shit and don't now shite.
Rush hour really gets me going too. I hate it, you can taste the air, literally. Its grouse especially when its been clear for a while. And this is close to the water, where the wind blows the 'progress smog' into the wastelands beyond Nanamio and end up in Hope festering. Like going out to my parents in Surrey, I feel sick when I come back. The air is a lot worse there, probably since I'm so accustomed to the 'clean' air of the city. But in the city you get the great smells. Be it piss in an alley, hopefully not just feces. Chinatown is everywhere it seems that stench the chink food places make. Then of course the dumpster stench, that's nasty. Then the crack dealers outside with their great BO. That's the smells I get ever day to enjoy unless it rains. I like riding in the rain. It kills the stenches of the BS city. The city, not some outskirt wasteland of cars of course. Like King George Highway is a nice walking street. lol. Woah, good reason to get jumped or shot by a drive by.
But during rush hour on most of the major roads in the city, they take away the parking lane and the road turns into 3 lanes. Namely Hastings, Broadway, Cambie and Granville are the few I can think of. A few roads are just suicidal, like mega on a bicycle. Basically those are the highways only meant for cars, the causeway and 12th I'll never go down. Well I did go on the causeway through Stanley Park into downtown, its donwhill befor they fixed the Lions gate. That was fucked, got stuck behind a bus and I was mega pissed too. But that sort wakes you up when you're playing with your fucking life. For what too, that's a sad story.
But during rush hour when the parking lane is gone it really pisses me off. I'll hug the curb, so the idiots can rip past going over 50 KM I think the limit is. They should have mega traffic enforcement and piss of all them idiots. But they go 80+ to a red light. Then I have to pass them. This other idiot a few days back was weaving in the lane so I had to stay behind him since I couldn't go right or left. But finally got around the idiot and probably made a few lights more than it did. I go down Broadway from Fraser to Clark. Need to run a few pedestrians lights generally. But I like that since you are the only one on the road, and the air is nice. But now with 12th closed its rather crazy. Sometimes its backed up before Fraser. So I do the bad thing, go inbetween the lanes. Have to watch out for mirrors and wide vehicles like rigs and buses mainly. I don't really like going inbetween the cars when they are moving, that's a little to wild and dangerous. I totally do the video game, like San Fransisco Cab driver game at the arcade a few years back. Have to find the gap and go through it. Its weird you don't look at anyone except traffic. But you go by and hear different tunes and smell smokes. Haven't really came across a hotboxer though. But then again I fly by, so I don't really care. Hopefully I have some at home, if I get there.
Car drivers are weird. I try to avoid having to go through lanes. But sometimes you don't have a choice. What really gets me going is when I'm looking over my shoulder, like all the time almost. Always looking back. Then the idiot just like goes the same speed as you. Like either let me in or go faster. That annoys me largely. Especially getting out of downtown on Nelson. I generally jump to the right lane after Granville, but then need to nig it up to the left most lane before the bridge to get the 'loser/cesspool' of EastVan Native social housing. At least the faggots down in Strathcona by the Astoria are dressed as women. In yaletown the Liberals get the Dufferin and the young boys on Homer by Drake. That's fucking gross. Well both of those are fer sure. Like fuck they should be dead. We need a mega depression. I'll get in power and 'cleanse' the world. That would be fucking eh. The second coming of 4/20 man. Should nig up some roaches for another game of killing stuff.
That's all, pedestrians are almost an afterthought. Then they do the deer in the headlights., that's the worst. You go where they were. Yaletown is really bad for that. I guess most of the Liberals down there don't have a clue about much, except that they are 'cool'. Well the chicks maybe the guys just deserve a shotgun colonoscopy. Man o man, like fuck that really gets me. Then you get the stupid cyclists that wait for lights, go slow and fuck they get me going too.
But that's the modern day. It ain't the 50s anymore. Well except for the new housing perputuating the energy drain of nowhereland. Hello, Hello, McFly. Nobody cares about anything except their own existence. Well true enough you're the one that needs to nig that one up. Can't really on others. But just want others to get of the way. Time is never enough. I don't know about that one. I guess if your stuck in traffic because of your own decisions. Don't blame any but yourself for your own situation. Like you have a great deal of choice of your housing location, not neccesarily the energy drain suburban lawn wasteland, job location and lots of other things. Don't bother me. That's all I gotta say. That's nice. Does it come with rice. Of course then I won't have any. I'm not bred from some Asian 'paradise' were there is no such thing as clean air or water. Well that's a realtive term anyways. Not like Mother Russia is much better. But then again Siberia is huge with Yuri and his dogs.
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