Guns and suburban kids like to use them.

Yet again it happened. Not at the scale of good ol' Columbine 4/20/99. But still the same refrain of the 'protected' new developments with nothing for the kids to do. Well they can hang out at the mall sorta but not really since it's a private space. That's the thing about the wastelands there is no real such thing as public space. No stores on the sidewalk beside the road. It just depresses me thinking of it.

But I was just reading CNN.com and there was this Freund dude, Freund is friend in Deutsch. He was 19. Living in a 'neighbourhood' with the stereotypical desgin of blandness. Everything is the same. Probably no sidewalks either. But that point it moot, since you never walk anywhere.

I love this quote of the description of the place.
Built in 1995, the neighborhood of mostly beige two-story homes was described by residents as a family community where people often socialized.

But he killed a few people before he did the Kirk Cobain. Its a new affluent area, which could be classified as the exurban area. I don't know lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalaland geography too good, but unless you're in Hollywood or Santa Monica you definitely need a car. Its like Scott Road everywhere plus in America everyone was a gun too. Ain't that just nice and dandy. (Sunset strip with the crazy billboards in Hollywood, not LA proper. Sorta like Balligandu Scott Road is sorta like Main and Fraser but not really but its there. I fuckin hate cars. But it sure is fun getting sucked off or fucking some whore in the backseat. And hotboxing is fun too. But you need patience and shite and stuff and gas and money and time and fuck to go to what a grow show in Surrey or even worse Abbottsford or Maple Ridge.)

The nice clean design of the landscape is an interesting phenonmeana (SP?). Like I care about spelling, but that's like the point. Landscape is natural. What you put up is natural too, to a certain extent. Its all consisting of atoms and that's nature. Like shit is shit. Wood is wood. Tree makes 2X4 and trusses for houses. But the way to design it all. All meant for the mode of transport of raping the land to acheive. Sure the infrastructure is there. Hitler even started the autobahn construction with the mind of turning Deutschland into an America for like car shit. But space is a commodity there, here's a god damn luxury. Need to have the lawn and stuff. To me it makes no sense at all.

Here's the classic refrain that suburbanites say about themselves. Well fuck there are so many. Plus fuckheads in Surrey think they are the shit, when they know totally shit, except they live in a place where the streets have no names. If they do you won't find it, since you'll need to now Fraser Glen is like around 104 and 160 for example.
1. Like walking is like a date activity, an active thought has to be done to go for one, well minus the minor on to and fro the smog machine thing eh. Can't even go to the store for a walk.
2. There probably aren't even sidewalks on the road you live on.
3. The megastores have shitty customer service. Well NS exlax, what do expect when you have the little shit kids working there at Costco or almost dead greeters at that Arkansas bullshit company. But you go there since its cheap. Sorta funny thing I read is the formentioned bullshit W company and not Woodwards, but it lights up the sky and the SS in town. Only from the eastside and maybe North Van for the W. The SS rocks on everywhere though. Just a matter of time before its gone from some view points. The wallcentre already did a bit. That Yaletown fuck building I think that retarded Leroy and not Pootoozi, just off Cambie there. But that they lost sales since people didin't drive that much since it cost too much. But killing the air is free. Fucking eh the commons. Fuck you I'm gonna take it for my own using. Which is of course human nature. I'm better than you, so like my balls. Got that Pootoozi. You bite balls, you cock sucking fuckhead.
4. When they go overseas they say there from the city but actually the fringes where you need a car.
5. Look at that loser walking
6. Fucking idiot (of course regarding some idiots driving manner)
7. Get outta my way, I have no patience, since I drive everywhere.
8. Lotsa cars have dents. Wonder why that's the case. Well this 'city', by means of the City of Vancouver, which I call Hongcouver online generally, is defined by most to include the outer areas. Say fucking the 604 is it, so like from fucking Hope to fucking Pemberton. Lotsa different types of things around inbetween.
9. Never have so-called time
10. Gas is so expensive. Just what till its like gone, woah?
11. They are part of the city that is 30 miles or even 20 kilometers away. Things change really quickly. Just look at downtown. Go for an hour walk starting from the SS and you will see many different things. Go throught he park and end up going to Park Royal. The atypical aspect of wasted space, for cars. South to Shaugnessey to see one of the first suburbs only a few miles from town. But for them in those days they were the only ones with cars. Weird the people behind the railroad, which still rocks in 85 ways unless its in India or probably some other piss poor country (Sure they have western like cities, but for the whole part the majority can't compare to even redneck farmers in Saskatchewan). But the railroad people could 'afford' the car to drive the 3 miles to work downtown, which used to be Gastown area. East, well that's a waste. But the majority of fuckers in this town live east of Boundary. Cause there is no room, and its too expensive to 'afford' accomodation in the city, which is another crack of shit. But that's the most entertaining one. It just pretty crunchy. Of course you have to go down Hastings or one of the other major roads out eastward, and not the mega car roads like Vegetables or First or WTF it is in the wastelands down there by the Home Depot. Stratchona is beautiful. First there's no drive ways. But the north side of Hastings is more interesting. Around the Astoria you gotta watch about the manly looking whores. There's a reason for that. But within a bit over an hour you could walk, go forbid of course, from the SS to the PNE where there's the Pacific Coleseum, not like GM Place.
12. Need a cellphone, at least you can watch TV on it now, so that's really safe drving.
13. Open your eyes

But I just don't understand that reality. Gotta nig up the roads there and make it so only a few work, then it'll be royally fucked up. Just like the 8 hour commute for lalalalalaland area idiots after the Earthquake whenever that was. It wa son CNN though. So that's good.

I just don't understand the philosophy/reasoning/rationale for living in the fringes/wastelands/suburban blandness existence. Could someone please tell me how in any matter it is good and productive in any intelligent manner.

Riding at night is fun

Its time to what
...go home
... get on horse and drive all the way back to LA
..... whatta mean you got no more liquor

tunes always screw me up. Well booze and doobies do too. Doobies are fun. I think 'I need to get high' and then like some 'Hits from the bong'.

Just not down Panorama with a view of the SS at the viewpoint corner there. I don't really like the new high speed quad. Too fast, for like 2 main things. only maybe 5 minutes for a beer instead of 9 or so. Second and worse gotta inhale quicker and light it up inside your windscreen.

Going through parks ain't much fun though. Need the lights. Especially, sad to say, the car headlights. Those hills are fun at night, just gotta watch out for the drunk drivers or drivers from Surrey or FOB. But they let you know what's going on. Like the red hand flashing is a good side view to have. You can see the lights and the hand, not trapped in the cage. I ran so many red lights today. I love running them around Jackson to the Astoria area, get a nice view to go check out the whores. Gotta watch out down under the bridge by the tracks by the Astoria though. Tall means something. Its royally fucked up.

But I never or rarely obey red lights. Really the only times is when I see a flashing light or maybe like a cop. I hate Main street from Broadway to the smelliness after the Pacific. That bike lane rocks. I'm glad they nigged up they park by the row houses by that store by that hill by that park across Vegetables where if you have a CFL or american college football you play all night long thanks to General Paint. Black lights do weird things. So do bong hits. So do getting smoked by a car going 70 clicks.

If there were an Asshole olympics..
..(you would come in first)

I fucking love Dayglo. Dayglo Abortions. What a nice name. They are rather offensive, I guess you could say that from the name. How bout Slayer, only got a song about Josef Mengele, Angel of Death. Always the best and last. HS MF like if 4.20.89 then like .24 or shit and like 1.30.33 till like 4.30.45 woah. Mein Kapf.

Sorta like global warming. I rarely drive. If you cannot drive a stick get off the road. Makes you sorta stay awake. The ice is melting. At least the majority in Richmond can grow there favourite staple of the diet. Hmmm... (looking for a 20 dollar whore... I think we better bail on cunt) I think there were very many of them in that place, that 'we gotta getta out this place'. Ya they went commie. Then those from there like grow weed here. Wow eh. But they lived in those paddies things. Not like frogger. I remember those sorta doll like sized boxed with pacmand, Qbert and frogger. Me old. Just say Judas Priest at the Colieseum in East Van by the PNE. It rocked. Fucking eh. Reminded me of 20 years ago almost, Antrhax and Judas Priest. That's a rocking combo. But they had seats on the floor. That's just royally insane. Plus it was brough to you by AM600, NS. That's a major fuck up. I thought it would at least be CFOX but no it was Rock 101 without the stones, just the stoned. the new seats are sweet. Probably left a few juicy ones behind. But the show was wild. Halford's voice is like HS man that can't be real. But fucking eh. Plus the no smoking rules makes into one huge hotbox. That's the best thing about the smoking lwas they have. When me inside an dther is someone smoking like tabernacco then I run into them in the pit or get the fuck away. That's just fucked. Doobies are great, fuck the cancer for your addiction, lets get high. that sounds like fun. fun is fun.

Is driving fun all the time?
I highly doubt it.
Is riding fun all the time
Well no shit exlax.
But there are a few exceptions if you can call them that, more like an annoyance.
1. Getting kicked off the mountain for hotboxing the gondola
2. Breathing diesel
3. exhaust
4. pedestrians
5. buses
6. cabs
7. junkies
8. black ice

The best part about night riding is there are only a couple of those applicable. Namely to say the last two.

The others are asleep and shit.

Money. Money. Money.

There never is enough. Eventhough in of itself it is nothing but capabilities to do purchase goods and services in our cosumer soceity. People grow weed to make money. They make meth houses to make meth which in turn turns into money.

Its the evil of the modern day soceity. Its very culturally divisive to say the least. Like look at all the Leroys floating around in New Orleans there cause they had none and couldn't leave. On the other end of the analfuckfest so take some spoiled piece of shit like that whore Paris Hilton. She doesn't have a clue about shite. The first simple life was sorta neat since its like WTF is this, it ain't like big posh affairs like things. That's royally strange, at least for me, sorta like a concert without a mosh pit. What is going on? But the poshness is the measure of success. The more you have the better you, which ain't really the truth. It just means that you've been able to turn the monetary situation to your liking most likely by pissing on those below. But at least you ain't getting the golden shower.

As a race, humans are very vain. So money is the way to succeed. Get the Botox. Titjobs. JLo ass. Abortion. Hummer in a H2 or maybe a slightly better on gas model H3. Big house with the nice basement, like only 6000 square feet. Gotta be better than the Joneses or like in Hongcouver the foreigner next door the Chins, but then again they all are so like white man the minority especially in Richmond. The garage full of shit cause there ain't enough room in your house. The 5 cars out in the driveway.

I make around the average salary in this country of Canada. Not much, but considering I'm fucked in the head, an alcholic, pot smoking snowboarder witht he same job for quite some time. Not to bad. Still pretty pathetic. But then again I gotta nig it up. But I love beer and that hurts the nigging factor. Anyrate me get about 50K a year. Ain't great, but enough to do the money of getting drunk and stoned and whores. Well what else is there.

... But like this guy, fuck I can't remember the name. That dude from teh beer gardens at UBC and living in security land towers by the Lions Gate in North Van. That weird comp

...fucking thing fucked up on trying to publish
Had to go back. I gotta rember to do windows+R notepad and ctrl+A +C and +V before me do the thing to post.
Man o Man
Was geht hier Loß

Money. Money. Money.

There never is enough. Eventhough in of itself it is nothing but capabilities to do purchase goods and services in our cosumer soceity. People grow weed to make money. They make meth houses to make meth which in turn turns into money.

Its the evil of the modern day soceity. Its very culturally divisive to say the least. Like look at all the Leroys floating around in New Orleans there cause they had none and couldn't leave. On the other end of the analfuckfest so take some spoiled piece of shit like that whore Paris Hilton. She doesn't have a clue about shite. The first simple life was sorta neat since its like WTF is this, it ain't like big posh affairs like things. That's royally strange, at least for me, sorta like a concert without a mosh pit. What is going on? But the poshness is the measure of success. The more you have the better you, which ain't really the truth. It just means that you've been able to turn the monetary situation to your liking most likely by pissing on those below. But at least you ain't getting the golden shower.

As a race, humans are very vain. So money is the way to succeed. Get the Botox. Titjobs. JLo ass. Abortion. Hummer in a H2 or maybe a slightly better on gas model H3. Big house with the nice basement, like only 6000 square feet. Gotta be better than the Joneses or like in Hongcouver the foreigner next door the Chins, but then again they all are so like white man the minority especially in Richmond. The garage full of shit cause there ain't enough room in your house. The 5 cars out in the driveway.

I make around the average salary in this country of Canada. Not much, but considering I'm fucked in the head, an alcholic, pot smoking snowboarder witht he same job for quite some time. Not to bad. Still pretty pathetic. But then again I gotta nig it up. But I love beer and that hurts the nigging factor. Anyrate me get about 50K a year. Ain't great, but enough to do the money of getting drunk and stoned and whores. Well what else is there.

... But like this guy, fuck I can't remember the name. That dude from teh beer gardens at UBC and living in security land towers by the Lions Gate in North Van. That weird complex on the wrong side of the river, proably the Capilano. But he like say the best things in life start with B. You ain't no Simpson so you get one more than they do, namely to say 5. 5 things that start with B and that's your dream. And bucks is one of the things for everyone. (I hope I won the 6/49 too. Be a fun Amsterdam trip around the continents).

But math is the thing that brings money into perspective. As in the vanity of driving a Excursion. They don't even make them anymore since gas is 'too' expensive. The original Suburabn with the wood panels rocks though. I believe it goes back to '49 with that model.

This topic I choose for me paper today just ain't like there. It is way to vague to nig it up good. Plus I just got into some Fireball so that fucks y'all up larger quickly too. That's why its so nice, eh.
Try their recipie
1st Degree Burn
Fill highball galss with ice.
Add 1 1/2 oz. Fireball Shooter.
Fill with cranberry juics and stir.

HAZE MAY OCCUR NATURALLY.

INGREDIGENTS: WHISKEY,
NATURAL FLAVOURS.

But yeah Fireball rocks its just a tad too sweet. But still nigs it up. Never got white shits from that. I think I got it from rancid pork chops, but could've been the shitloads of gin and tonic too. that was fucked, the only time I can remember getting a shit that wasn't like greenish/grey but like white. That was royally fucked. Me not feel good for many day there after. I think we bought rancid food in Chilliwack before heading beyond Hope.

As for money most people are beyond hope. But what is it for.

Most people have no money. At least that's the story. I have some coin, but not really in the aspect of millionaires. Wow I can live for a few months without any shit coming in. Ye fucking ha. But its gets really annoying being around others.

Just so weird how people behave around the subject of money is involved. Sure its fine to spend a few K on tits, but not to buy the booze. But chicks got things easy anyways since they have the magic blood hole. Better be bloody after I leave too. That don't sound too nice. No I got no money. I see a green bill, but can't buy me a beer at the bar. That's a little screwed. Why take it with you. Reminds me of not drinking for a week or longer. Fuck the money don't fly away since no like booze, which is there all the time. Just like all the inhibitions that I love to enjoy. Not the crack much, unless I'm with someone else that is doing it. Then you do it with a whore that will give you a blowjob but then you can't get hard. Smoked the hard and can't get the hard. But yeah, nice. I know. Me like don't understand much of anything it seems. That's what many would say to me.

All I know is I want to go to fuckin Deutschland next year. Nig it up D.
Deutschland.

The beeters than the rest basically anything with no East in its name

Wow that's nice
I don't live West Side (pint Grey, Kits, Duinbar, Kerrisdlae, etc), North and West.

But me live in like the East side. I am ifest by the provinces most concentrated housing population. Its called a 'Suburb' (Shaneghussy was one too). But this is a funky neighbourhood to troll around. Evern up at like 45th & Nanomai. Man my spleeling is like not ther . Fucking booze. That's the easiest and worst excuse. Me only got likek fired from 3 jobsd for drinking at lunch. This one at the Cambie with dude working at 425 Carrall, Davinci's Office, like the 4 hour ones. Proably like 30 bucks on beer for me before me go back to the towe there where the tourists go. STG tja, fuck whatever. like not 555 Hastings. LIke the Balmoral.


Tha's a really nice one.
I only drive by it.
This is a classic
I'm fucked eh
I'm sorta like Canadian from German Blood
My cousin's kid came out here with me to go up to Whistler, or actually Blackcomb. Its easier to hobox on Blackomb. The crazy gondola souns insane thogh, I wonder if the Aussies will let you 'air that one out'.

The few differnet sides of Vancouver. Here's my interpertation of pedestrians in their neighobourhoods.
Crakville(actually it goes past Carrall, which is like Ontario dowtown) = WTF
Well that's bascialy the East side ain't it. But people out here know what bicycles are. Its weird, even out at Rupert.
Kits
Fire just down from the Darby at 4th there. Directions, from the beer store and your dunk friends will find you. That was a pretty wild fire.
Horseland down by the Musgueam. You're not DFO are you. 9.
I'm gonna die soon on West Boulevard.
I'm going to see pealers at the Fraser Arms. (fuck there gone. Just like Girls, girls, girls. Marble arch now some chink/asian ivasion ifestion/ thing nigging that up eh. At least the Penthouse is still ther. So too for Dikcs on dicks. KMFDM rockoned ther fucking eh. But no Angel of Death.

I doubt this is googled much. You need to nig up my google factor. I think that does it up the more it changes and the mroe reuqest sit get. LIke mainNhastings.blogspot.com. Fuck je ne sais ps. Thas all th frog em konw. Fuck eh. Nig it up

you know we tried to reach you
But you were much to high
much too high
Never
Until I'm dead I guess