Thursday, October 27, 2005

Riding at night is fun

Its time to what
...go home
... get on horse and drive all the way back to LA
..... whatta mean you got no more liquor

tunes always screw me up. Well booze and doobies do too. Doobies are fun. I think 'I need to get high' and then like some 'Hits from the bong'.

Just not down Panorama with a view of the SS at the viewpoint corner there. I don't really like the new high speed quad. Too fast, for like 2 main things. only maybe 5 minutes for a beer instead of 9 or so. Second and worse gotta inhale quicker and light it up inside your windscreen.

Going through parks ain't much fun though. Need the lights. Especially, sad to say, the car headlights. Those hills are fun at night, just gotta watch out for the drunk drivers or drivers from Surrey or FOB. But they let you know what's going on. Like the red hand flashing is a good side view to have. You can see the lights and the hand, not trapped in the cage. I ran so many red lights today. I love running them around Jackson to the Astoria area, get a nice view to go check out the whores. Gotta watch out down under the bridge by the tracks by the Astoria though. Tall means something. Its royally fucked up.

But I never or rarely obey red lights. Really the only times is when I see a flashing light or maybe like a cop. I hate Main street from Broadway to the smelliness after the Pacific. That bike lane rocks. I'm glad they nigged up they park by the row houses by that store by that hill by that park across Vegetables where if you have a CFL or american college football you play all night long thanks to General Paint. Black lights do weird things. So do bong hits. So do getting smoked by a car going 70 clicks.

If there were an Asshole olympics..
..(you would come in first)

I fucking love Dayglo. Dayglo Abortions. What a nice name. They are rather offensive, I guess you could say that from the name. How bout Slayer, only got a song about Josef Mengele, Angel of Death. Always the best and last. HS MF like if 4.20.89 then like .24 or shit and like 1.30.33 till like 4.30.45 woah. Mein Kapf.

Sorta like global warming. I rarely drive. If you cannot drive a stick get off the road. Makes you sorta stay awake. The ice is melting. At least the majority in Richmond can grow there favourite staple of the diet. Hmmm... (looking for a 20 dollar whore... I think we better bail on cunt) I think there were very many of them in that place, that 'we gotta getta out this place'. Ya they went commie. Then those from there like grow weed here. Wow eh. But they lived in those paddies things. Not like frogger. I remember those sorta doll like sized boxed with pacmand, Qbert and frogger. Me old. Just say Judas Priest at the Colieseum in East Van by the PNE. It rocked. Fucking eh. Reminded me of 20 years ago almost, Antrhax and Judas Priest. That's a rocking combo. But they had seats on the floor. That's just royally insane. Plus it was brough to you by AM600, NS. That's a major fuck up. I thought it would at least be CFOX but no it was Rock 101 without the stones, just the stoned. the new seats are sweet. Probably left a few juicy ones behind. But the show was wild. Halford's voice is like HS man that can't be real. But fucking eh. Plus the no smoking rules makes into one huge hotbox. That's the best thing about the smoking lwas they have. When me inside an dther is someone smoking like tabernacco then I run into them in the pit or get the fuck away. That's just fucked. Doobies are great, fuck the cancer for your addiction, lets get high. that sounds like fun. fun is fun.

Is driving fun all the time?
I highly doubt it.
Is riding fun all the time
Well no shit exlax.
But there are a few exceptions if you can call them that, more like an annoyance.
1. Getting kicked off the mountain for hotboxing the gondola
2. Breathing diesel
3. exhaust
4. pedestrians
5. buses
6. cabs
7. junkies
8. black ice

The best part about night riding is there are only a couple of those applicable. Namely to say the last two.

The others are asleep and shit.

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