Burrard Bridge

Ain't that nice. The dude that broke his back in West Van won for the Westside drivers. Well of course that's what did it.

That's totally sad. Royally. And like voter turn out aint' that good. Like 40% maybe. They pay so much to have it should pay everyone a toonie to go. If they dont' have a 'superdome' special of our own in BC Place. But you'll need more room. Just kill the rest eh. Why not. Like why are you alive? I'm sorry I hti a personal thing there, so called Vancouverite. Not something beyond Boundary, Fraser River or Burrard Inlet. There just fucking mooches. Largely. too enjoy the spoils of not there land , that they can only enojoy with the spoils of like oils from fucking other countires. Well Canada probably has enough domestic supply/demand supply going on with Fort Mc Murrary (even more expensive than Whistler, for 20 square mile pits, like WTF not even mountins). But that's irrelevant. We live in a global word. I saw this thing on TV, this is what they said. This town in China had like 100K in it 18 years ago, now its 10M. That's royally fucked. Only 10X of large numbers. But then again Hongcouver has it. I was watching the CBC after Chicago rocked on Edmonton 4-3. They had the wheelchair dude speaking rice pattie shit. Well it is the city. Not my part. Not the westside, but they are fucked since they have money so therefore they are better? OK? 9, Danke sehr.

What this city needs is a tax for where you live and where you go from your 'house' aka 'bed' to work. If you cross a bridge you are gonna have to pay. The only way retards react is when it hits them in the face. As like when I was a case of Pilser wasnt' 17.95 but know its 18.35. That affects me. LIke most of them dumbfucks bitching about gas prices. Just wait. Plus you'll have to pay where you go.

Toll all bridges into downtown pennisula surrounded by Burrad Inlet and the Fraser. If you have to go to the mainland, emplyment areas, then you must pay. Simple. Braindead. Of course all the bridges between the 2 major employment centres are null in void. Well of course except the Burrard Street Bridge. Well those are west side fucks, so they have many, so like fuck you, and its 5 dollars please. Every bicyclyist going on the so-called 'wide enough sidewalk' will get a loonie. Theres a few million for the city they won't get since those idiot will go down Granville or Hemlck. Knight, Arthur Lang and Oak or excempt. Of course I'm only talking about the infestion of surbanites into the ciy direction. all the other bridges should be a toonie or so, so they can 'improve' there shite. Well of course the Stanley Park commuters have money so 20 a day is OK, its only 6K for a 300 day week which don't happen. Plus you live in West Van, so support the City. Not just the SS of the city but the crackville shite too. You can 'afford' to live in a 'better' place and mooch away what you need. Still fucking cheap compared to having diner with 'Billy I like to inhale Clinton'. Only 100K for some 'private' residence off Marine Drive. Nice. Yes Nice. Well at least that aint with rice up there.

The Burrard bridge is royally fucked up. Well first you have to deal with 'Surreyesque drivers' or 'blind drivers, that only need dental floss but they all have glasses for some reason, which doens't really seem to help' and then the retarded drivers. Driving is so not like real ist fucked. Royally. Have to burn a litre of gas to get a loonie bag of chips. OK. Je ne sais pas. Not just like Pierre Tabernac either. But that bridge is fucked. If you are on a bicycle and want to go straight either way its insane. Well outa town you have to look for idiots turning onto Pacific and retarded cars at Beach there and then the retarded idiots that wasted the downhill before the uphill. the other side is rather insane too, since its 'designed' to be wheelchair friendly too, but you have to go right. If you want to turn left at 1st by the Canada Goose park you're fucked. At least the new light to turn into Kits there is good, give syou a headway.

But the other thing about that bridge, is its too many people. Cars don't understand much. I read this fact, which makes sense so I don't question it. 2000 cars go through a lane in an hour. I bet the main sidewalks in town do that in the same 'footprint' if not more almost all the time. Its a huge waste.

But then again a lot of things are a huge waste.
Like I'm just wasted. But still have 'common' sense.

Rock On Chicago
5-2 against Cowtown
4-3 agianst the Oilers

Someone better get a hatrick, I'm going to the game with my Headress. I still need to get the the little tamahawk like the Jersey dude head there.

Rock On Chicago

The news said only 1000 people waiting to hotbox the gondola before first load probably around 8:30 or so.

Well no shit. Last year was garbage. Both CTV and Global had the same dude saying its better than last year. But that's not to hard to beat. It can't really get much worse. That's royally insane. And the luck of getting to hotbox are not there unless you're in a group of 6 or maybe 5. That's just a giving. It sucks when you have to wait till the chair to hotbox. At least the village and Blackcomb cover ones sorta work, but not nearly to the effect. A little, but still the gondola rocks. The Whistler one is a no go, since it take you right to the top, pretty well the Roundhouse without the other lift required.

But getting there deserves a car. Which is royally fucked up. Well it is up the moutians a bit and shit. But fuck lotsa people go there, everyday comarable to a city bus as Fraser, MacDonald, Main or Victoria. Needless to say more than some buttfuck 300 or 400 series number, or 2 for that matter. Probalby the 100s in Burnaby too. 3 is Surrey wasteland, 4 Chinatown in the rice paddies by the airport, 2 for Cypress, Seymour and Grouse. But so many people go there, Whislter it is. I do not understand the shit of the shit of the fucking government fuck heads. Hey I'm a drunk driver too, whenever that happens generally , almost like all the time. Its hard not too, its so fucking boring. Hey I could be fucking Premier. Lets go fuck in Hawaii and get loaded on Wine and see me whine cause I'm a Westside fuck. That's that idiot Gordon Cambell. I hate him, hes retarded like poeple in the cars. Every worse are the westside fucks. The people in Surrey don't have a choice of the the LA existence except for moving there. Then its like fuck. Hmm, fuck. Fuck yet again. No other option, if you have time on your hands. I get bad looks in Surrey. Well everywhere too, downtown is more my liking. By downtown I mean Da Vinci's office at 425 Carrall. For the drivers its like Piegoen Park on East Hastings. I took the 20 downtown on day and the bus driver was pretty cool. Its weird when they tell the stations. LIke today I took the B-LIne from Broadway it makes the skytrain sound when all the doors are ready to close. That's cool. Free ride to wreck beach if you want I guess. Of course that assumes you live close to the station there. Enought about the mootrain. The bus driver was saying at mainNhastings. The best intersection in town. Next stop he was on the radio again stating Pigeon Park the second beest intersection in town. I totally agree. People are walking there all the time of day. Anytime of day. The 100 block is the shite of non-cars. Too bad they are all junkies. And all the fuckers in Yaletown are cosumeristic, anal probed, money hags and don't like the bombs going off in their 'neighbourhood'. Well it is now there are so fucking many towers its insane. So many things have been razed for 'betterness' of those monied ones.
1. 1006 Richards Victor 6 Bob 1 Seger 8
2. The drunk driver laywer across the street on Dicks and Nelson across from CFOX
3. This one is royally sad, the Seymour billards (for a parking lot, that's royally sad)
4. Luvafiar
5. Automotive - postal office - something downstairs and upstairs Club Soda
6. soon to come Carlos and Buds beside the 501 @ Richards.

Those are just a block from Richards. Dix is on Beatty. Rose and Thorn is gone, but that's more downtown business district than Yaletown. All the shite on Granville is neoned up. At least the Cecil and Yale are still there. Plus the Commodore, but the floor sucks shit. But still the best in town. Barley's is gone with Balligandu Barely, but he wasn't Barley. There are tonnes more for sure. No doubt. I just don't have the patience to dwell on the existence of that part of town. Its very odd. Maybe its just met hat is odd. Could be.

Totally got sidetracked about Whistler. Always happesn with me typing infestion of the internet a byte at a time with the qwerty shite going on. Plus there are no exceptions to this rule. No double standards, so what does that mean. Like you're full of shit. Standrads, norms whatever you want to call them are your definition of your existence in this green globe festering away. Be yourself at all times. Don't have to go to 'Angel of Death' level right away though. You just show the aspectst that are atypical. Otherwise its just pointless of your existence. That's nice. And why should anyone care about what you do or say. Hopefully they are the same. Most likely not.

But fuck I hate the doobies and beer. Well they are fuckin eh. After all that's why I drink and smoke dope everyday. I seem to like it. I guess that means I have a problem. I make it to work everyday, maybe a sick day once every 3 months or so. Hopefully this year there'll be a lot more. Last year was fucking Bunk.

But I want to give my idea on the Whistler highway expansion. Its royally screwed up in mentality. Still stuck in the same refrain of the 'private' place. Then a head on happens and the Olympics are on pause. That's great. But I heard only busses to talk Vancouverites/rich foreigners that can afford to go to the events. BTW the goldmedal game and all games are already sold out for the hockey. At least that event can still be here. And its only half a decade away. But the cars is cars is caras is existence is royally fucked up mentality. God bless Vancouver and the no freeway town. Its not needed. When I was a zygote and being raised, not razed, in rural Surrey (now that's oxymoronic or what). The fucking people of the city didn't want to raze the 'developed' neighbourhood, namely to say Stratchona. That's very nice. Like totally fucked up, but nice. Of course it ain't like the I-5 drive. The freeway goes right through town. That's just garbage. Seattle, well Portland is sorta like here, Los Angeles. Well SF doesn't really have one, but they have megaroads on the bridge tolls into town. But same token most people do there existence at there exit number. 1 is Whistler. 50 is just before the Port Mann. Mann oh Mann was geht hier Loß. 170 is Hope. WTF is Cypress, 8 I think. But that's just sad. I live at exit 8. I guess its the same as the Yaletown people saying I live by Stadium, which is the closest station to the Balmoral. That part of town is like Europe in many ways.
1. Brick buildings
2. Whores
3. Drugs
4. feces, only here its human feces in the alleys. No alleys in Amsterdam just canals and dog feces everywhere.
5. Bars everywhere, at least one a block probably from Water/Cambie to Hastings/Main list them I bet at least 24, I can think of about 18 already.
6. Pedestrians
7. Bicycles

The most stupid decision of the 2010 people is to do the road. Now its just gonna have idiots that can't even drive a stick, so they don't have the ability to nig up the engine to its shite, driving like idiots. Welcome to more headons.

This is what I think they should've done. Namely to say now it doesnt' sound too good since all the derailments after Squamish but those are infestation products and foresty shite going up the tracks. Get a catamaran from Downtown and the Airport to Squamish. The view from there would probably rock the road, plus quicker and no head ons to worry about. Serve booze too, more people would rather save their money or instead of paying for a rental car drink booze and get fucked up. Its a party town afterall. But atleast something of 'nature' is there. Then to the scary part. The high speed train to Whistler so in 30 minutes or so. It probably bends around a bit. But they could nig that up. Its only 54 clicks or so to the Husky in Creekside. Then ofcourse the train would need to be nigged up underground to just by the Liquor store at the edge of the village beside the cab station. The Europeans would love it. Being like in Venice and then their hometown. Well maybe not for the Scandanavian places like where all those commie hockey players come from. I call all European hockey players commies. They play like fucking commies, regardless if it from FIN or S. A few exceptions to that rule though, Ohlund rocks. The Sundin twins are like atypical of a Marcus. Need to nig it up and be like Alnigi.

We are surrounded by water. Why isn't it being used, just the smog machines. Why not put the smog machines on the water. More people quicker. Should toll the sea to sky. I'm for that for sure. Make it better. Put barriers in place, so there's no possiblity to pass. That'll be royally fucked then. But at least more idiots will get there slower and alive.

Fuck I'ld rather be there quicker or dead.

The rains have come.

This is the best time of year. There is only one catch though, it needs to be 5 degrees or less. That's the magic number. Then there's the snow everywhere, except for the city and non North Shore suburbs. People complain about the rain, why I don't know. Its the best part of the city. Makes it green, in many ways. Masks smells like the forementioned and clears out the smog of the smog machines. If you don't like it get back on the boat and go back to SARS land, balliganduland, or SARS TO 2.0 or wherever you are from. Like I fucking care. Just have fucking common sense about shit. Traffic and weather are the most mundane things you can talk about. Almost like your opinion of the 'influx' of people in Hongcouver area. Its fucking braindead simple.

But this is the only time. Get me right the only time you need a car. This time of year November or December or Jananuary hopefully not in February it starts till hopefully April, but probably March. The Winter time is the best time of year. Unfortunately in the ciy the snow only comes for a day if it does before the slush comes and makes it a fucking nightmare to ride a bike. Getting soaked by an express bus sloshing by ain't much fucking fun, let alone some fuckhead in an Excursion. I love it when it snows in town. Then you can head to the local hill and go for a ride. Gotta get out eary though, like when the snow is there. The weather is on the verge on the Pacific coast close to the 49th parallel, to being rain, mist, or snow. I like it when it gets to 10 below but then its clear. Makes it nice and crisp outside. Almost feels better than when its 3 and pissing rain, weird. If you can't figure it out, I'm talking about snow. That is the definition of Canada at least in the G7 countries. That we get snow, play hockey and are lumberjacks. Well that's the German one. Americans think we live in igloos, have dog sleds and know Jack in Toronto. Well of course. Its like a state. Well actually less population than at least California, probalby Texas. Illinois and New York just have a huge city and not much else. At least I think so. My geography of down south is pretty bad. But I don't care about them much, as long as I don't get shot when I'm in the 'Land of the free'. Only they are killing Allah Akbars for more oil, since LA has a nice brown fog festering a few thousand few above the ground.

This snow is here. Blackcomb is going to open up tommorrow or actaully in a few hours. That's nice. 60cm base already. Not much, but its early. Last year was just garbage. Christmas, summer, then April came and that saved it. Still need to get the early snow to build up the base. The better the base the more fun in the shorts and drinking time and sunscreen and shades in Spring riding time. I'm no fucking Mikalchuk or Crispin. I like the free riding. (The freeriders aka moochers are fucking annoying. That's nice you don't have any money like ever. Especially when I'm around. That's really fucking annoying especially when the fuckers make more money than you do. But they need to 'save' it to be more anally like a Yaletown fuck. So they have to have the cosumeristic bullshit that means you're 'better') Free riding is fun, especially if there's a few feet of fresh. Only shitty part about living beside the ocean is that it makes the temperature warm, so the snow is still wet. Not champagne powder of the Rockies. However Whistler is a little different. There's quite some vertical you need to traverse up. Hotbox the gondola, Solar Coaster and then up to 7th heaven. Or like down to that Harmony I think it is with the other mess hall there, not the Rendevous. Then the T-bar to the peak. 7th heaven is the shite. Alpine to trees. I don't really know the mountain too good though. Just its full of shitloads of people. And rule number 9 means technically I'm not on the mountain.

The unforunate thing about that place is you need to get there. That requires albeit an unfortunate polluting invention. Namely to say the car. But that is what cars are made for, that road. Its the most fun road to drive, if people know how to drive. That's a little tough. Well if there's a snowstorm then it can take 4 or 5 hours instead of 80 minutes or so from the ferry terminal. Or even worse its closed since of a fucking head on and your're fucked for that day trip. 2 111 signs on that road. First one is just past the turnoff from the Lions gate at Taylor Way on the upper levels before the Sea to Sky. The other is after Function Juntion, probably around the bend after the tracks, where if you need to wait you can smell the feces of millionaires and tourists. I can't remember exactly where it is but its still 111 to Vancouver though. The road is so much fun. Then you get the fucking idiots on their road bicycles in the summer. That's just royally insane. Royally insane. Hopefully the suggested cost of $600 million to make the road better will give a bit of a shoulder for those fucking idiots. At least in the winter they won't be there. But the road is busier, since its that time of year. The first passing lane is really annoying. Gotta nig it up and then get stuck behind some idiot in the left lane. They have the signs everywhere, slower traffic keep right. You have get a running start to the hills, since that's where most of the passing lanes are. But once you get to Furry Creek then it gets a bit better. Not on the cliffside so there is a bit more room for the road. Just need s to watch out for a few things. A bridge washed out, well that was more so in the 80's. I wonder how many that they replaced got washed out again. Proably must be a few, its the fucking government behind it anyways.

The road is actually one of the few things that makes driving fun. Its a nice road to go down. Just the drivers are insane on it. I'm probably one of the worser drivers by most poeples standard on it. But people like me make the road work. Its just the fucking centipede action that really makes it frustrating. That's why you exactly need to nig it up the hills to get to the front of the leader of the millipede. The one person that slows it down for the length behind. Need to get up front, its weird that road is alot like the mountain. Get out of my way, cause I'm rocking by. Like being on the runs and people fly by, not just like la de da. And there are of lots of turns on the road too, which makes being awake sorta important. Otherwise you'll get in a head on and probably die. The road is like a line of snakes. Need to snake you're way up sorta like in a mosh pit. Just need to pass whenever you can. Pretty well whenever there's the chance. The dashed yellow passing lanes are fucking short, need to have sense of what you're car can do or whatever you're driving can. Need to gear down and give it. That road is meant for a stick and some nice car with 400 horsepower. That would be fun. But the drivers are so stupid there. Its weird since Whistler ain't Hongcouver at all, in majority of white ways. It is a nice drive, for sure to check out the scenery. But after a while that sorta gets boring too. Especially if you go up there a few times a year for many years, its sorta instinct as to the way the road goes. The part up to Squamish minus the Britannia mine there is nice since its almost impossible to have speed traps. Afterwards, its sorta a nightmare, then I only go around 110 clicks. I think the limits around 80 or 90. I don't like the double lanes both way wide parts. It goes on too long. Plus I'm like not obeying rule # 9. So that's a real reason to sorta be a lemming, in a no lemming like way. Not going the limit but around 3000 rpm in 5th gear of the vehicle I get to use most of the time. Nice fringe benefit. I rarely take advantage of it though, well at least year that's for sure.

But that's the only time a car is needed in an urban environment of Vancouver. Well I guess you could go locally to Grouse and take the bus, seaBus, Skytrain and bus for a little fun. But Cypress has the only mountain with long runs and some diversity. The other 2 are too short runs. The cut doesn't count since its too busy. Eventhough I haven't been to either Seymour or Grouse since like the late 80s I bet not much changed. It can't which is the sad part. Seymour is in a park, so that's like a contradiction right there. Then Grouse has things called cliffs everywhere. Just ask that dead american that was on the news there some time ago. Plus the vertical isn't there in the snow region. (just labelled mentally deranged... The dream is my reality)

But going up for the day makes for a long day to Whistler and back from East Vancouver. Its almost as long as when I was a little shit going from Surrey to Baker. Fuck I haven't been any other mountains except WB and Cypress since highschool. That's fucked up. No actually a few, Manning park and whatever that place is called up the logging road past the Hope slipe. But I went to all the local ones including Hemlock, which didn't even open up last year. Turn at the Sasquatch Inn, a beer store there too I think and a weird gas station/Liqour store combo around there somewhere on the Lougheed, go past the jail and turn left or go right to see the Salmon at Weaver Creek or the backside of Harrison lake to camp. Plus Silver Star. I want to go on an interior tour. That sounds like fun. Especially if the driving is really slow. As long as the mountain is open and there's fresh then fuckin' eh. Need the powder. Exactly that point makes the Whistler day a long day. I'm not a morning person by any means. But you ned to get there early. The earlier the better. Plus having a beer at 6am just after you woke up is so Canadian eh. Late afternoon is good too, the middle of the day is a nightmare though. Generally if its fresh 7th heaven isn't even open anyways since they are still blasting away. But its nice to be on it before it gets tracked out. Try to get there for 8:30 so you leave just before 7 you should be alright depending on the factors of what is going on with the road. Being on the gondola having the 3rd doobie of the day makes it nice.

Just can't drink too much. That's about the only time you realize how much booze fucks you up. You need coordination, this isn't driving while drinking booze, smoking a joint, and getting sucked off. It actually requires attention. And if you can't react it ain't much fun. I found that out the hard way slamming my knee into a tree stump after sliding on some ice since I couldn't get an edge. After a 6 pack its too much. Need to eat and stuff and not like just pound beer and inhale like Billy.

The best part about getting a pass is the picture they take. I love it, sorta like a driver's license. A passport is a little more important so you proably should be like Ned Flanders, but I guess not. As long as it looks like you eh. But the picture needs to be taken. I always blast one before to get really 'chinese eyed' eh. Its nice, since then you look like that too when they see you. Actually most of the time you look better than the picture. That's almost a compliment, or actually a really sad commentary on your existence of being a fucking alcoholic drug addict. But fuck whatever. As if I care. Well evidently not, so why are you judging me. Why, I don't judge your Ned Flanderness of the suburbian 'heaven' or whatever its called. Well I do, but you just can't relate too fucking much of any thought of being. Sure you can talk about whatever but its what you do that matters, not the shit that comes from the voice hole since you're an asshole. So am I, wanna bite mine. Nein danke, go to hell you cock sucking faggot if you say yes.

Last year was the worst ever
Best in the last decade was boarding on July on skychair on Cypress sometime in the 90s
Wishful thinking.
Sure hope not.
Global warming is coming, so the snow is going to the heavens and not coming back.

I can't wait to go boarding before the snow don't come no more.