The commute and assumption the news makes for the lemmings that they be, those with the cars.
That you drive like fucking anytime you go anywhere, well except for the walking to and fro the fucking piece of heartless metal.
I love the news. Most of the time its really boring shit. Fucking politics, and the same old refrain of the 'slant' of their advertisers, most likely. Afterall they aren't fucking stupid, just what they say most of the time is. The reason I love it is for 9/11. Best fucking TV ever. Fucking ever, like how many times did you see the shite towers go down in the next 3 days. Fucking just insane. Or Waco burn live on CNN of course. But the carnage is what the news is good about. Here's a classic example of that. I saw that old haggarded lady, Bernadette Berry on German Today with her neck lines. Fuck chicks gotta get married, cause those lines are fucking nasty, and they come on soon too. But yeah, I was watching the show. I love it, the only real chance I get pratice my D, und mit Gespräch ist viel einfacher zu verstehen als Zeitung am lesen. My grammar is fucked for sure. But fuck whatever. Not like that way though. I don't have cable either. Probably like one in a hundred in this country of 30 million inhabitants that don't have a car or cable. Well of course all the indians on their shit poor reserves are fucked off. They still buy gas, but that's just for huffing. That's a really sad story on this country. Anyways German today is on at 2pm on Saturdays on Channel M, also channel 42. I don't understand why City isn't on the air. Fucking bullshit. I can see Mt. Seymour, but only get 5 channels. Still nothing on, well 6 if you include the frogs. Cable is annoying too, like Bruce Springsteen said 57 channels and nothings on. That's pretty sad. But the German Today show had a special about the Dundarave granite ball. Its called the German friendship globe. I had to ask buddy where Dundarave is, like West Van pretty white, not as much as like say fuck Clinton or Houston, but pretty well yes. Anyrate went there to look at the globe. Its pretty wild. Me and drunkard friend went there to check it since its like German Today told me about it. So I'll do it. Fucking eh, for the cause, not for the lemming inhaling the exhaust it creates. Then on the way back ended up on the Upperlevels highway, driving buddy's shit car drinking of course. You have to its so boring and you have lots of metal to protect you, unless maybe you are 'enviromental' conscience and drive a SMART car. OK, fuck you too, it still pollutes not like a HUMMER, but you'll end up and be dead eh in a head on in the fucking 8'3" car. One the freeway it was mega traffic jam. And I forgot my camera. Everyone has one of those things now, at least a cell phone camera, like Ipods are everywhere. You can see the whiteness of the IPOD though. Sorta like a signature. But yeah the freeway was all backed up. then we got out after the gridlock was in place. Turned out that the road would be closed for quite some time. But as me and buddy were walking up to the shit, like 5 amublances, 5 firetrucks and 10 cop cars were all flasshing. So you know something good was going on. On the way up there, you couldn't drive, since they occupied the parking lot of the freeway from Taylor Way to before the bridge at Capilano where the shite happened. And from above you hear the chopper sound. Fuck its loud and annoying, almost like Ghetto Bird but that has a crow making the call. I say 'Live on chopper 9' and these people in their car laughed. Cause its so sad. I wonder howmany of them things are in Lalalalalalalalalaland. I know that the news choppers had to be told by the pig choppers to get out of the way quite some times. That's just insane. The only way to cover the wasteland is from above, since below nothing moves in that great invention called the car. But that was the logs that crushed the car. They were fucking huge trees. At least now they replaced the median, for the longest time you could see the 'chipped' out part where the logs flew over. And crushed the car. The yellow tarp was there. Me and buddy don't really care about anything, well a few but not considering not fucking with anyone shite, like just being a lemming and starring at HS that's pretty fucked up stuff. Paramedics were still on the scene too, like 5 firefighters a couple ambulance guys putting someone in a gurney. We left them be on the accident side of the barrier. Just weird. Really weird. Just memories.
Even at work some stupid fat old lady asked me how was your commute. That got me going. My job is weird like me I guess but there is lost of tech support. Its sorta cool since I talk to people from Newfoundland, to Quebec to the Yukon. Actually today someone called from Whitehorse. But the girl, most likely though 40 and 200lbs and like 5'6", asked me how was your commute. Its weird since most people especially out east think everything is in Hogtown, like the 905/416 shite. And no 604 isn't a 905 overlay area code.
I said to her.
I live in the city, I don't need a car.
She's like you live in Toronto
And I'm like no Vancouver.
Then the sad part about living close to work, is you don't have an excuse for not coming into work. One job I had 6 people worked there, and only 2 showed up. Both of us lived close to work, probalby within a normal 45 minute walk or so or 10-15 minute bike ride. I never walked there, just road my bike. The Burrard bridge was a nightmare then, I think that was 96 the great year for boarding downtown, with a foot dump. I love the foot dumps. They can stink but the ones on the streets are great. Just need to nig up a hit and do some hiking. Fun to do for sure.
And I said to her I couldn't phone in 'sick' since I live too close. So what. Hence then you don't need that smog machine to get back to the non-descriptive area what you call home without sidewalks is. Just thinking of the fringes gets me going. I really wish I would've read that book in English 9 about the fringes. I didn't read books that I had too, even in college. Fuck you tell me what to read. Unless it was a textbook, that wasn't an english course novel. Then you fuck up the tests, and figure out what the book is about by listening to it. I don't know how many times I failed the reading tests. I'm like they like sodimized that cow and then made shit cum milk. The fringes are weird. I put the boundary at Nanamio and King Edward. It gets really different after those 'places' of imaginery lines called roads.
But then again idiots are everywhere. Even downtown. I hate it when fucking idiots say Excuse me. Basically they want to say get the fuck outta my way. I don't like that, why did you fart is a a good response. Oh I'm in your way. Well I don't understand. Can't you tell from my balding dirty blonde hair, blue eyes that I'm chinese and do not understand what is going on. Like fuck you. I'm oblivious to so much. Nothing can really offend me, unless you do something like a 12 year old would do that knows shit about money. Even that is pretty bad. No wonder I hate people, they do the stupidest things.
Now its Xmas time, aka Christmas. Fucking eh, eh. We live in a G7 country. Not some piss poor piece of shit country where there is no such thing as working 'democracy', but they make all the cosumeristic shit that means this time of year. I fucking hate this time of year. Its so full of shit, like the idiots from Richmond Centre for example. The question know, since you have to be PC. What do you call the tree. You can't call it the many things. Most likely before the Asian Invasion after expo prior to the shutdown or red commie invasion/takeover of that place there that's a lot like here, and now its a lot like there here now. The Christmas tree. Now it's supposed to be called the Holiday tree.
Get if fucking right
Consume
(Smoked a big fat bag of crack before the show... I said to myself I'ld never smoked somthing named after a body part.... in 1985 some guy in NYC cocaine isn't good enough.)
but if you consume too much booze, you'll probalby like fucking puke
Then there's the eggnog
and this year we had an early present for 11/11 boarding on Cypress, eventhough there was freezing rain, ouch that hurts
No, its called the Consumer Tree
That you drive like fucking anytime you go anywhere, well except for the walking to and fro the fucking piece of heartless metal.
I love the news. Most of the time its really boring shit. Fucking politics, and the same old refrain of the 'slant' of their advertisers, most likely. Afterall they aren't fucking stupid, just what they say most of the time is. The reason I love it is for 9/11. Best fucking TV ever. Fucking ever, like how many times did you see the shite towers go down in the next 3 days. Fucking just insane. Or Waco burn live on CNN of course. But the carnage is what the news is good about. Here's a classic example of that. I saw that old haggarded lady, Bernadette Berry on German Today with her neck lines. Fuck chicks gotta get married, cause those lines are fucking nasty, and they come on soon too. But yeah, I was watching the show. I love it, the only real chance I get pratice my D, und mit Gespräch ist viel einfacher zu verstehen als Zeitung am lesen. My grammar is fucked for sure. But fuck whatever. Not like that way though. I don't have cable either. Probably like one in a hundred in this country of 30 million inhabitants that don't have a car or cable. Well of course all the indians on their shit poor reserves are fucked off. They still buy gas, but that's just for huffing. That's a really sad story on this country. Anyways German today is on at 2pm on Saturdays on Channel M, also channel 42. I don't understand why City isn't on the air. Fucking bullshit. I can see Mt. Seymour, but only get 5 channels. Still nothing on, well 6 if you include the frogs. Cable is annoying too, like Bruce Springsteen said 57 channels and nothings on. That's pretty sad. But the German Today show had a special about the Dundarave granite ball. Its called the German friendship globe. I had to ask buddy where Dundarave is, like West Van pretty white, not as much as like say fuck Clinton or Houston, but pretty well yes. Anyrate went there to look at the globe. Its pretty wild. Me and drunkard friend went there to check it since its like German Today told me about it. So I'll do it. Fucking eh, for the cause, not for the lemming inhaling the exhaust it creates. Then on the way back ended up on the Upperlevels highway, driving buddy's shit car drinking of course. You have to its so boring and you have lots of metal to protect you, unless maybe you are 'enviromental' conscience and drive a SMART car. OK, fuck you too, it still pollutes not like a HUMMER, but you'll end up and be dead eh in a head on in the fucking 8'3" car. One the freeway it was mega traffic jam. And I forgot my camera. Everyone has one of those things now, at least a cell phone camera, like Ipods are everywhere. You can see the whiteness of the IPOD though. Sorta like a signature. But yeah the freeway was all backed up. then we got out after the gridlock was in place. Turned out that the road would be closed for quite some time. But as me and buddy were walking up to the shit, like 5 amublances, 5 firetrucks and 10 cop cars were all flasshing. So you know something good was going on. On the way up there, you couldn't drive, since they occupied the parking lot of the freeway from Taylor Way to before the bridge at Capilano where the shite happened. And from above you hear the chopper sound. Fuck its loud and annoying, almost like Ghetto Bird but that has a crow making the call. I say 'Live on chopper 9' and these people in their car laughed. Cause its so sad. I wonder howmany of them things are in Lalalalalalalalalaland. I know that the news choppers had to be told by the pig choppers to get out of the way quite some times. That's just insane. The only way to cover the wasteland is from above, since below nothing moves in that great invention called the car. But that was the logs that crushed the car. They were fucking huge trees. At least now they replaced the median, for the longest time you could see the 'chipped' out part where the logs flew over. And crushed the car. The yellow tarp was there. Me and buddy don't really care about anything, well a few but not considering not fucking with anyone shite, like just being a lemming and starring at HS that's pretty fucked up stuff. Paramedics were still on the scene too, like 5 firefighters a couple ambulance guys putting someone in a gurney. We left them be on the accident side of the barrier. Just weird. Really weird. Just memories.
Even at work some stupid fat old lady asked me how was your commute. That got me going. My job is weird like me I guess but there is lost of tech support. Its sorta cool since I talk to people from Newfoundland, to Quebec to the Yukon. Actually today someone called from Whitehorse. But the girl, most likely though 40 and 200lbs and like 5'6", asked me how was your commute. Its weird since most people especially out east think everything is in Hogtown, like the 905/416 shite. And no 604 isn't a 905 overlay area code.
I said to her.
I live in the city, I don't need a car.
She's like you live in Toronto
And I'm like no Vancouver.
Then the sad part about living close to work, is you don't have an excuse for not coming into work. One job I had 6 people worked there, and only 2 showed up. Both of us lived close to work, probalby within a normal 45 minute walk or so or 10-15 minute bike ride. I never walked there, just road my bike. The Burrard bridge was a nightmare then, I think that was 96 the great year for boarding downtown, with a foot dump. I love the foot dumps. They can stink but the ones on the streets are great. Just need to nig up a hit and do some hiking. Fun to do for sure.
And I said to her I couldn't phone in 'sick' since I live too close. So what. Hence then you don't need that smog machine to get back to the non-descriptive area what you call home without sidewalks is. Just thinking of the fringes gets me going. I really wish I would've read that book in English 9 about the fringes. I didn't read books that I had too, even in college. Fuck you tell me what to read. Unless it was a textbook, that wasn't an english course novel. Then you fuck up the tests, and figure out what the book is about by listening to it. I don't know how many times I failed the reading tests. I'm like they like sodimized that cow and then made shit cum milk. The fringes are weird. I put the boundary at Nanamio and King Edward. It gets really different after those 'places' of imaginery lines called roads.
But then again idiots are everywhere. Even downtown. I hate it when fucking idiots say Excuse me. Basically they want to say get the fuck outta my way. I don't like that, why did you fart is a a good response. Oh I'm in your way. Well I don't understand. Can't you tell from my balding dirty blonde hair, blue eyes that I'm chinese and do not understand what is going on. Like fuck you. I'm oblivious to so much. Nothing can really offend me, unless you do something like a 12 year old would do that knows shit about money. Even that is pretty bad. No wonder I hate people, they do the stupidest things.
Now its Xmas time, aka Christmas. Fucking eh, eh. We live in a G7 country. Not some piss poor piece of shit country where there is no such thing as working 'democracy', but they make all the cosumeristic shit that means this time of year. I fucking hate this time of year. Its so full of shit, like the idiots from Richmond Centre for example. The question know, since you have to be PC. What do you call the tree. You can't call it the many things. Most likely before the Asian Invasion after expo prior to the shutdown or red commie invasion/takeover of that place there that's a lot like here, and now its a lot like there here now. The Christmas tree. Now it's supposed to be called the Holiday tree.
Get if fucking right
Consume
(Smoked a big fat bag of crack before the show... I said to myself I'ld never smoked somthing named after a body part.... in 1985 some guy in NYC cocaine isn't good enough.)
but if you consume too much booze, you'll probalby like fucking puke
Then there's the eggnog
and this year we had an early present for 11/11 boarding on Cypress, eventhough there was freezing rain, ouch that hurts
No, its called the Consumer Tree
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