The Election was a great farce.

There are many people that live in this so called country of Canada. But right wingers seem to like there gas. Well in Abortsford, no that ain't it. They ain't into the aboritions. Its the fucking bible belt out there and Chilliwack with the corn grown on smog. Fuck whatever they are fucked up. None, not 1 in the 6 million or so fucks living in the 604 centre, 514 or 416 are in. Not one. That's a sign.

It won't be long anyways. Weird Harper was Don Cherry's pick too on CBC, or as his crotch watching lover there said, he's a Harp.er. Like well no shit, its Don fucking Cherry. He's gotta be PM. Then shit would happen. And of course the immigrants probably wouldn't like it.

I loved the map today. That's the best part of electins. The map of the colours of the votingness. It was Red and Orange to below the Fraser except for the grow show district in Westwood out there. Only 30 clicks away from 'downtown'. Even fucking Peter Mansbridge said that the votes aren't in from 'downtown' Vancouver. By that he meant the actually city. The actually place called Vancouver. Not Burnaby, Richmond/China, Surrey/India, WTF else. New West is a litte different. Its old and has junkies downtown too. So like they also bitch about the Pattullo bridge. Well sortty that's the sad folks not growing weed in Surrey having to leave it to go to work that ain't in a 'distinct' neighbourhood as like Surrey, Langley or any god damn suburb for the 'middle' class is like. Tja, fucking eh. Like I car. I don't have a care. So I'm lost out there. Plus why would I go there.

I find it ironic the air gets worse as the And here is Cheney at Auschwitz. I think its fantastic. c/o Colbert Report with an Oprah. The air gets worse as you leave the west coast. I hate the attitude of the shit of those fucks from anything that ain't Vancouver. Beyond Boundary, Burrard Inlet, Fraser, = car driver or I guess loser pedophile or some shit little kid.

Plus I was shitting blood today. REally nasty. Had some Fireball, but that didn't do it. I think it was the drugs again. It was royally nasty. I had to go to the shitter like 8 times today. So hurting too. But like the shits of blood were a scare. Don't need the drugs anymore the doctore gave me. Its like I had big ass pain in the back. After 2 days it worked. Then I've done a few more. Almost felt like an abortion of my anus. I was pissing, since I drink shitloads of water, to make u pfor all the booze I do after 5pm im Feierabend. Tja. Uhm fuck it hurt. But I had to piss and tried to fart. That was really nasty. Then the shit came into my gonch. Had to go into the shitter to try and nig it up clean. Fuck I gotta quit many things, but that was a combination of prescription drugs, green, and Pilsner and Fireball. Plus not really much food, but had noodles, can cook that. (Guess I could be chinaman then too). But it hurt. I was so happy to come back home and pass out. Wathc the fucking Simpsons and then nap time until Jeopardy. At least Jeopardy ain't on Channnel M anymore so you walk up and its like fuck WTF rice rice MB Richmond BS.

Plus I have 3 phone numbers. Most people have at least 2, if not more. There's the like the home phone. But nowadays its the cell phone that does that trick too. The cell phone and of course the work phone. But if you are drug dealer they all are the same sorta I guess. Depends if you are a driver or not. But what really pisses me off is when fuckheads call me at work. Like incessently. I'm a retard. LIke that's fucking nice, blah blahc lbah. OK like I fucking care. Not every fucking day. I can't stand that. I'm at fucking work for fuck sakes. I don't call you at work. Never, ever, ever. Well actually I did to my brother a few times before he turned Chinese on his birthday, since his now so-called 'small' company of Nortel only lost the like 50K employees or so. But that annoys me. Then they think I have to listen to the BS. Like I fucking care. Sometimes OK. LIke my fucking chink brother called mea t work too. And I never gave him the number, so he got it from mommy. He's fucked. If he died, I could really careless, unless Mrs. China didn't too. I hate them. Like today at work Mr. Chan phoned and was like blah blah blah rice rice you know. LIke are you smoking pot. Wnat some. Too bad it wasn't that easy. But I had no patience plus I felt like shit, since I was shitting blood.

Remind of reading of that fucking retard 1 million fucking bullshit lies. Or whatever the fuck it is called. The guy was so full of it that it's just nice. In the day before blogs, and try and recall a decade ago. That's great. plus he was a junkie. But Oprah still believes. But then agian she's fit eh. But she's fucking rich for sure. No shit aobut aht. I'ld do her up the hoop, if I could find it. But that was just bogus cunt asslicking BS that guy was about. Nig it all up. Nice. Nice. 17 publishiers don't take then one does as a 'memoir'. Semi fiction I guess is that category. Same as the so-called Holocaust I guess.

I don't have patience to deal with people like that. Why are so many, well most it seems, like that. Give me give me give me. AT least the ballgiandus in Surrey nig it up right witht he bullet to the head. You braindead, well now you are since you got the bullet to the head in your Transam or some other red car.

Taht's nice you can talk. Say somehting of fucking meaning. When it comes to money that's a different story. Barely anyone talks about it lest alone that they are truthful. Its very subjective in theis society of Canada or G-7 or chinaland shit narcisism of being. That's nice. Fuck off is all I gotta say.

Just wait till gas is $100 a barrel in the summer. And the Stephen Harper fucks will put it to 85 cents. OK, that's a good one. Almost made me shit myself bloody again. It won't happen.

Just $2 litre by August 2006. Plus the air is free in Conservative land of the smog valley in the bible belt. Nice brown air.

Didn't Jesus have a smog machine.

The commoness of decency,

Woah man, conform or be cast out as Geddie Lee says

That's exactly what i wanted to nig it up about. Be like that and be like that. OK. Wierd listending to the wastelands anthem of Subdvisions by Rush and it says conform or be cast out. I want to not go on that refrain but sort of rather yes. In other ways than chopping down the TREES to make more SUBDIVISIONS.

My day today ways a great example of this bullshit. The fucking little shit kids probably 20 if that living beside me in a East Side Drive apartment. Only started around midnihgt or so. Fucking gay and annoying. They have a bass guitar and play it loud like all the time. I'm not like that fucking loud. Ther other poeple that were in there were cool, loud TVs and shit and crazy loud weird funky saxamophone music. But yeah they left and the little shites came in. Around a quarter to 2 it got rather loud. I came out and scared them royally. (Well I guess me find about that soon or something). But I woke up the other dude down and acroos the hall. I was in my gonch banging on there door. At least those fuckers shut up right away. Didn't even answer the door. I almost cut my hand knocking rather intensely. Why not. Fuck I'm in my boxers and that's it with my fat gut out. Like fuck you little shit shit kids. Fuck off. I did the basketball a few times. That does the trick for a bit. I hear other people just banging too. Like fuck I'm not a good 'roll model for kids', probably because I act like a kid a lot. Same token, like token giving a beer to the chief, the only one at the table. Actually of each and all the rest were Canadians. Generally its more Redskins but then again they lost to Seattle on Saturday. I could go to sleep and be pissed off all day today.

Fuck I hate that. Like common fucking decency. It's a weird thing to obey.

Fuck this sounds almost like a number game. Describe the different situations that invlove dealing with strangers regardless of what they are. Well old people and people that have handicaps are a different story.

I've even giving my seat to an old lady.

I hate the old lady Ms. China with the gold teeth returning 'her' empties. Those aren't her's for sure. They know it. Then they tell her about the 24 return rule and plays stupid like FOB. Plus butts infront of you in line, with all different shit of 'dumpster diver' like shit. At least she does good for the Park in the summer. I'll give her that. But same token, its like aaaahhhhh me like cheap and get free money seeing retards/hippies/drunks/lesbians/4th Avenue like types/parents with dogs and kids/ drink to get the empties. Helps save the cops from having to hassle people for just being. You're just being. You are not doing. Just being. That's nice. Of course doing, would be like car theft to get more crack cocaine. I'm felling that I'm sober. Eventhough I'm dirinkg. I can't get any lower. Still I fell I'm sinking. Mann kann jetzt nicht typzen. Fuck.

Or idiots on elevators that live in a house and rarely if ever have been in one. Or same as on the Mootrain. Wait for those to leave before you enter. Its fucking simple, you're makeing the room for me to get in. Especially on the train around 8 am at Broadway or 5pm at Main.

Excuse me. I hate that one. But its like you're in my way. Rather fucking evident, considering where they want to go. Namely past you. Generally used in lines and when some is in the way of your apartment door, since they are smoking crack cocaine.

little midget like things slothing aroud just cutting in front of you. This is best seen at 3 bus and skytrain. Well actually 20 too, put 3 is more of the onload. But then again 3 and 8 do it turban style.

The door. That's a hard one. Of course I hold the door open behind me if I know or can sense that someone is there. You have a feeling around your 'personal' space. Even if there is an old lady or some cunt actually generally, I'll hold the door open. If I'm just coming in. Sure you can go by. Maybe a couple. Not like going the wrongside like a Canuck loss or concert being cancelled. But yeah its just simple.

I don't care for others. But I still respect others a lot as in do things to make them not hate me but like me. If they understand english that's probably a different story. At the same token. That's nice, I need a took.

I love the decency of being raised Canadian-born before Expo.

Walking and walking and walking. Left, right, left, right, Links Zwo Drei Vier

What a foreign word for transportation. If that's your primary mode, well of course transit too, you must have issues. This is of course when you are at 'home'. Or in the surroundings that define your daily existence. Of course that is the last step you do before the stumble from the neighbourhood pub to the parking lot to try and get in the car pissed up drunk, since you need the car. I don't understand that all. But if you don't have a car you must use some other mode. So it would either be walking, transit, bicycle or chaufeur like a taxi, or maybe a boat. But if you need a boat, getting a car there too probably would be rather 'expensive'. Everything is relative. The issues are you must be a loser, since you do not own that thing that requires you to give ICBC money in this province. Well that's the attitude of Surrey. That place is royally fucked up. The Balligandu asian invasion shooting spree, and the sad white folks left to enjoy their majority get Asian invaded, be it from one of those 2 countries with over 1 billion people each. Rather insane. got the attitude, since you live a very descriptive place. Just a tad of sarcasm there. They don't walk out there. The only walking done in Surrey is in the mall/store/parking lot to and fro the smog machine.

Pretty wild intermission. 4 big ass fire trucks, with the ladders were outside. It was pretty wild. I guess something happened at Marcello's since that's where they went. I heard the alarm for a while, but once they opened the door you could hear the alarm. Plus it was a nice time to be like Billy and inhale. Plus there was a dude walking around with a big ass axe. Fucking eh, I'm axe guy. Still 2 left. QUINT 9 and LADDER 1 is painted on the side of the red fire trucks. The thing is long, so its got the good power, what the fuck is it called not leverage but relating to that. The longer the handle the more power like a sledgehammer is the same way, centrilfugal forces.

But they were all walking around on the street. 20 or so people for a bit, with their outfits on with their names on the coat. They were walking back and forth checking stuff out.

Can't really check stuff out too good with a car. The exception is when you go somewhere and get out of the metal jail. I love it when there's an accident and the retards go extra slow to get a 'look'. Well you can't see much. Like it matters anyways. But then those same 'interesting G7' people, namely the North American ones are born with the right of passage of easy automotive existence. They don't seem to like when a suicide jumper wastes their time getting over a bridge. (What a shame, especially for the richest postal code going to within a mile of the poorest in this country. Namely to say West Vancouver to downtown Vancouver, with the Downtown eastside being its bad little brother, supposedly. But its there.) Self centred fuckheads giving 2 shits about the commons, since they pollute the air the same, regardless if its a Hummer, Smart car or Prius. Let alone the toxicity of the creation of those things. Sure an Expedetion or the new International are a bit expensive, with the cheapness of air and the so-called pocketbook hitter of the gas station necessities. But that's the only thing that matters the pocketbook. The kykeness/chinaman existence of cosuming and being. That's a completely different thread that makes my brain boil. All I have to say is one thing. If you live in the country that just won the Gold Medal Junior hockey championship in GM Place yesterday against mother Russia, so like Canada if you don't have a brain. Vote. If you don't you should be shipped off to Russia or China. Don't give the excuse of not having time. That's the most pathetic exitence. Unless you're in a coma, like that Kyke man Sharon I think is that fat dudes name, or in a hospital. You have no say about anything Period. Nothing. None. I would make it mandatory. If you don't then you're insurance will be doulbe from ICBC, taxes double. Then HS mother fuckers would react. Just like Ford no longer makes the Expedition since nobody's buying it, because of 'expensive' gas. Just wait, $2 litre by summer for sure. A couple more hurricanes nig it up gain to Texas and New Orleans is sinking yet again. Let alone some suicide bomber nigging up old school, I mean like oldskol. Turning his Timothy McVeigh machine into good use at some oil thing out there in Iraq world, or Saudia Arabia, Iran, well all of that place except the one exception created aftre the so-called Holocaust. Sickening ways to acheive the Holocaust. But yeah they have money and don't do the stupid 4/19/95 (HS had to Google to get the year right. I guess Waco, TX was 4/19/94 then, no 93 Google again Waco April. No like Columbine 4/20/99. Then Timothy got executed 3 months to the day of the NY towers, 6/11/01 a day of infamy. Worst terrorist in America till that point. The other dude I don't think got killed by the establishment. 200 dead or so for 1. Better death ratio than those Allah Akbars 92 days later. 19 suicide fucks, not army trained white man, to kill 3000 or so 'innocent' people. At least that's the story they put out. Who knows anything about what is actually happening on that larger scale. Plus McVeigh got to live in Jail for a while too, wasn't just OK nice that's IT. AAAAAAAAA, Allah Akbar, give the throttle and turn it into the buidling and 600 mph to instant inferno in milliseconds. Rather quick death. A bit poignant too one could verily say. Not like the jumpers. That shit was wild, that frog movie about the fire fighters and the sounds of the crash to be dead. Weird sounded louder than a car crash. Good ol' gravity always does the trick.)

Got a bit sidetracked from what I wanted to rant/rave/blog about. Fucking things happen and then associations. Start the association game, and if you do it right with going more extremely probably within at most 10 items you'll end with something referring to WWII let alone if its just Hitler.
3. Cars, Autobahn, Hitler -- genocide, Auschwitz, Hitler
5. grass, bongs, inhale, 4/20, Hitler
2. VW, Hitler -- Deutschland, Hitler
That game could go on for ever. And he lived for quite some time in power for a little over a decade. Not the new Roman Empire, but still the longest reign of aggression and land grabs since The incursions into Africa.

Still got distracted. Dude came by yesterday and I got the extra sweet redhaired shite. Man it was expensive. Still not as much as a 'dimebag' in the States which looks like a 5 bag and they want $20 US for it. Holy shit, but crack cocaine is the same price. Plus the firefighters outside. Naturally there is the beer and doobies. The prerequistes. That's a great word. Seems coming into this country you don't need many if any.

But walking it the subject I want to dwell on for a bit. Whenever you go anywhere you have to walk to get a sense of place. If you are a tourist you go downtown and walk around. Even go out to the outer places and walk. Firstly its cheap. Its only time, plus your on vacation so that's the point. You have to live like you're on vacation as Paul Stanley says. Otherwise be like fuck you. You can see things, you otherwise would not. Cities have so many little different things. Not just like some subdivision of nothingness or sameness or whatever. Plus you are more accessible than the wasted space spent on the ashphalt to use rubber on. Plus they are dangerous. I find it funny that Surrey has issues with pedestrians getting hit. Well NS exlax, its not walking friendly.

There are many types of driving styles, aggressive, drunk, attentive, FOB mindless, stupid, retarded, Sunday driving for example. Many other ones you could define too. But walking are quite a number of different styles and speeds to boot too.

1. The FOB shuffle.
What the fuck is that. I don't understand how they have money, since at least here they can't seem to do much at all. This one is best observed on Robson Street. Let's go extra extra extra sloth, like a sloth and of course dragging the feet since rice doesn't give enough energy I guess. And walk 4 or 5 wide. Basically the entire sidewalk. Not just applicable to foreigners.
2. The Hastings shuffle, enough said
3. The stupid tourist
Pretty close to the FOB shuffle, but not as void of understanding about existence of their surroundings to a bit. And the feet actually leave the ground. Lots end up by Pigeon Park since its close to the nice part of Gastown. Europe looks like Gastown.
4. Yaletown indecivsive
This one is horrible. Helmcken is going to be turned into a greenway. I use it all the time on my bicycle from Pacific throught the light, generally red at Cambie, into the park and up to Burrard to the Liquor Store when I go downtown that way. But its like WTF when driving or on a moving vehicle such as a bicycle you go where people were. As birds fly ahead, you expect them idiot pedersteins to do the same. But here they seem to be like fucking chickens with their heads cut off and turn around for no reason at all. I think the reason is their self esteem thinking they are the shit and have a vibrator stuck up their anus, while have their nose in the air since they are Liberal/monied ones/therefore better/cosumeristic pigs/at least the fake tits are sorta nice. But I think them gonna need some lip work on the slug trail they leave behind.
5. Drug dealer, well they don't really walk, but are part of the sidewalk fabric
6. Cellphone idiot/iPod fuck/drunk
Those ones are really annoying. All are the same pretty well. The drunk is a bit distinctive but for the whole part they all behave in the same manner. All over the sidewalk and clueless. Just need one. When on a bike need to yell alot at these ones, like Head's up since you don't really want to hit someone. Its not much fun, at least they can break your fall.
7. Smooching people
Holding hands and going at the slow rate. Slow just sucks. That's nice and clueless alot like the FOB or tourist
8. Strolling
A Robson/Granville thing. Just like trying to be cool, like drinking a Starbucks. Fuck off for that shite. I even had to mention it. Better be another one coming in at the cloe corner kitty corner from Clock at the 94 riot centre. I guess in the suburbs its like going to the park. Just rather like slow.
9. A tad tired
Still going quicker than all of the above, except for the fucked up category. But your hurting but still pass people. Of course you're aware of your situation to a certain extent but don't really care that much.
10. Normal
This is hard to give descriptive names to. There are so many different aspects to walking besides left, right, left, right. But this one is just the casual decent speed walk. If you have to go run a marathon, you pace yourself. Same sorta ideal just a steady constant speed. Comfortable to get locations and you have to walk 30 minutes or so, this is generally it.
11. In a bit of a rush
A bit more aggressive. Going a little quicker. Not getting physical in any manner yet. But sorta saying loud things behind idiots in your way. That's nice, do what you want, just get out of my way.
12. Beer store closing / last call run
I've got a place I gotta go. So as you get closer you get more aggresive. Especially if there are bums or smokers outside. Rather important one. Saves big bucks instead of getting Nightflight or Dial a bottle. See again pocket book. Weird pocket mentality and walking.
13. Got somewhere to be
This is the most aggresive. Almost tempted to bump into people to get out of the way. After ten minutes or so at this speed you may start to hurt. Shins, knees, hips, head, arms and shoulders. This is the closest you can get to without the aspect of running. Still heel toe, heel toe, not like the gay power walking but getting pretty close. Related a lot to the beer store too. Or need to get to the bus stop. Seen that enough of poeple running to catch the bus. then the fucking drunk bus driver leaves just before the get there. They don't like it when you slam the side of the bus as its trying to leave. But hopefully they still let you on. There are many examples for this one. Jaywalking for one. Getting to an intersection and its flashing before you gotta cross 4 lanes or more. So you gotta nig it up (weird in Surrey, the flashing doesn't work, unless you actually press the button. Pedestrians are an anomoly, weird.) Have to get to the special at the bar before it closes. This reminds me of trucking this speed. Get home from work, watch the Simpsons and that's 5:30. Had to walk to the Gate 8 blocks or so. Dinner special closed at 6, if not earlier since they ran out sometimes. For a $2 dinner. Sweet. Pocket book affects everything it seems. Someone is waiting for you and just called you on the cellphone, so you're a really fucked up idiot then too.

That's a pretty description of a few types of walking styles. Pretty well I'm Normal and onward. I live in a city. A city with sidewalks and not many driveways. With walkable neighbourhoods. Plus I don't have a car, so you may think I'm a loser. But then again I think if you have a car you're a fuckin lemming. Go find a cliff eh. I guess Cliff Burton did sorta when the bus crashed off the highway in Sweden for Masters.

Wild shit, I started this whenever it says. I never nig up the time. But its 2:22 now, so like times 3 and its 666.

One exception to the rule. Only really one, well yeah only one. If you're going down the road and some nice TnA is infront of you, you sorta slow down. Can't be like too perverted and stuff, but still nig it up. Even if they are nigging it up like Alnigi on a penalty shot, you got something to enjoy. Its free. Its free, and maybe you be nice to get some too if you can get her to accept. I live on Commercial drive and the social housing projects around give lotsa little girls stumbling around. I like that. The nice tight bunghole before the hips give out and fat asses spurt out from being spurted between them legs. Fucking whores.


God bless a nice girl's ass