Walking and walking and walking. Left, right, left, right, Links Zwo Drei Vier
What a foreign word for transportation. If that's your primary mode, well of course transit too, you must have issues. This is of course when you are at 'home'. Or in the surroundings that define your daily existence. Of course that is the last step you do before the stumble from the neighbourhood pub to the parking lot to try and get in the car pissed up drunk, since you need the car. I don't understand that all. But if you don't have a car you must use some other mode. So it would either be walking, transit, bicycle or chaufeur like a taxi, or maybe a boat. But if you need a boat, getting a car there too probably would be rather 'expensive'. Everything is relative. The issues are you must be a loser, since you do not own that thing that requires you to give ICBC money in this province. Well that's the attitude of Surrey. That place is royally fucked up. The Balligandu asian invasion shooting spree, and the sad white folks left to enjoy their majority get Asian invaded, be it from one of those 2 countries with over 1 billion people each. Rather insane. got the attitude, since you live a very descriptive place. Just a tad of sarcasm there. They don't walk out there. The only walking done in Surrey is in the mall/store/parking lot to and fro the smog machine.
Pretty wild intermission. 4 big ass fire trucks, with the ladders were outside. It was pretty wild. I guess something happened at Marcello's since that's where they went. I heard the alarm for a while, but once they opened the door you could hear the alarm. Plus it was a nice time to be like Billy and inhale. Plus there was a dude walking around with a big ass axe. Fucking eh, I'm axe guy. Still 2 left. QUINT 9 and LADDER 1 is painted on the side of the red fire trucks. The thing is long, so its got the good power, what the fuck is it called not leverage but relating to that. The longer the handle the more power like a sledgehammer is the same way, centrilfugal forces.
But they were all walking around on the street. 20 or so people for a bit, with their outfits on with their names on the coat. They were walking back and forth checking stuff out.
Can't really check stuff out too good with a car. The exception is when you go somewhere and get out of the metal jail. I love it when there's an accident and the retards go extra slow to get a 'look'. Well you can't see much. Like it matters anyways. But then those same 'interesting G7' people, namely the North American ones are born with the right of passage of easy automotive existence. They don't seem to like when a suicide jumper wastes their time getting over a bridge. (What a shame, especially for the richest postal code going to within a mile of the poorest in this country. Namely to say West Vancouver to downtown Vancouver, with the Downtown eastside being its bad little brother, supposedly. But its there.) Self centred fuckheads giving 2 shits about the commons, since they pollute the air the same, regardless if its a Hummer, Smart car or Prius. Let alone the toxicity of the creation of those things. Sure an Expedetion or the new International are a bit expensive, with the cheapness of air and the so-called pocketbook hitter of the gas station necessities. But that's the only thing that matters the pocketbook. The kykeness/chinaman existence of cosuming and being. That's a completely different thread that makes my brain boil. All I have to say is one thing. If you live in the country that just won the Gold Medal Junior hockey championship in GM Place yesterday against mother Russia, so like Canada if you don't have a brain. Vote. If you don't you should be shipped off to Russia or China. Don't give the excuse of not having time. That's the most pathetic exitence. Unless you're in a coma, like that Kyke man Sharon I think is that fat dudes name, or in a hospital. You have no say about anything Period. Nothing. None. I would make it mandatory. If you don't then you're insurance will be doulbe from ICBC, taxes double. Then HS mother fuckers would react. Just like Ford no longer makes the Expedition since nobody's buying it, because of 'expensive' gas. Just wait, $2 litre by summer for sure. A couple more hurricanes nig it up gain to Texas and New Orleans is sinking yet again. Let alone some suicide bomber nigging up old school, I mean like oldskol. Turning his Timothy McVeigh machine into good use at some oil thing out there in Iraq world, or Saudia Arabia, Iran, well all of that place except the one exception created aftre the so-called Holocaust. Sickening ways to acheive the Holocaust. But yeah they have money and don't do the stupid 4/19/95 (HS had to Google to get the year right. I guess Waco, TX was 4/19/94 then, no 93 Google again Waco April. No like Columbine 4/20/99. Then Timothy got executed 3 months to the day of the NY towers, 6/11/01 a day of infamy. Worst terrorist in America till that point. The other dude I don't think got killed by the establishment. 200 dead or so for 1. Better death ratio than those Allah Akbars 92 days later. 19 suicide fucks, not army trained white man, to kill 3000 or so 'innocent' people. At least that's the story they put out. Who knows anything about what is actually happening on that larger scale. Plus McVeigh got to live in Jail for a while too, wasn't just OK nice that's IT. AAAAAAAAA, Allah Akbar, give the throttle and turn it into the buidling and 600 mph to instant inferno in milliseconds. Rather quick death. A bit poignant too one could verily say. Not like the jumpers. That shit was wild, that frog movie about the fire fighters and the sounds of the crash to be dead. Weird sounded louder than a car crash. Good ol' gravity always does the trick.)
Got a bit sidetracked from what I wanted to rant/rave/blog about. Fucking things happen and then associations. Start the association game, and if you do it right with going more extremely probably within at most 10 items you'll end with something referring to WWII let alone if its just Hitler.
3. Cars, Autobahn, Hitler -- genocide, Auschwitz, Hitler
5. grass, bongs, inhale, 4/20, Hitler
2. VW, Hitler -- Deutschland, Hitler
That game could go on for ever. And he lived for quite some time in power for a little over a decade. Not the new Roman Empire, but still the longest reign of aggression and land grabs since The incursions into Africa.
Still got distracted. Dude came by yesterday and I got the extra sweet redhaired shite. Man it was expensive. Still not as much as a 'dimebag' in the States which looks like a 5 bag and they want $20 US for it. Holy shit, but crack cocaine is the same price. Plus the firefighters outside. Naturally there is the beer and doobies. The prerequistes. That's a great word. Seems coming into this country you don't need many if any.
But walking it the subject I want to dwell on for a bit. Whenever you go anywhere you have to walk to get a sense of place. If you are a tourist you go downtown and walk around. Even go out to the outer places and walk. Firstly its cheap. Its only time, plus your on vacation so that's the point. You have to live like you're on vacation as Paul Stanley says. Otherwise be like fuck you. You can see things, you otherwise would not. Cities have so many little different things. Not just like some subdivision of nothingness or sameness or whatever. Plus you are more accessible than the wasted space spent on the ashphalt to use rubber on. Plus they are dangerous. I find it funny that Surrey has issues with pedestrians getting hit. Well NS exlax, its not walking friendly.
There are many types of driving styles, aggressive, drunk, attentive, FOB mindless, stupid, retarded, Sunday driving for example. Many other ones you could define too. But walking are quite a number of different styles and speeds to boot too.
1. The FOB shuffle.
What the fuck is that. I don't understand how they have money, since at least here they can't seem to do much at all. This one is best observed on Robson Street. Let's go extra extra extra sloth, like a sloth and of course dragging the feet since rice doesn't give enough energy I guess. And walk 4 or 5 wide. Basically the entire sidewalk. Not just applicable to foreigners.
2. The Hastings shuffle, enough said
3. The stupid tourist
Pretty close to the FOB shuffle, but not as void of understanding about existence of their surroundings to a bit. And the feet actually leave the ground. Lots end up by Pigeon Park since its close to the nice part of Gastown. Europe looks like Gastown.
4. Yaletown indecivsive
This one is horrible. Helmcken is going to be turned into a greenway. I use it all the time on my bicycle from Pacific throught the light, generally red at Cambie, into the park and up to Burrard to the Liquor Store when I go downtown that way. But its like WTF when driving or on a moving vehicle such as a bicycle you go where people were. As birds fly ahead, you expect them idiot pedersteins to do the same. But here they seem to be like fucking chickens with their heads cut off and turn around for no reason at all. I think the reason is their self esteem thinking they are the shit and have a vibrator stuck up their anus, while have their nose in the air since they are Liberal/monied ones/therefore better/cosumeristic pigs/at least the fake tits are sorta nice. But I think them gonna need some lip work on the slug trail they leave behind.
5. Drug dealer, well they don't really walk, but are part of the sidewalk fabric
6. Cellphone idiot/iPod fuck/drunk
Those ones are really annoying. All are the same pretty well. The drunk is a bit distinctive but for the whole part they all behave in the same manner. All over the sidewalk and clueless. Just need one. When on a bike need to yell alot at these ones, like Head's up since you don't really want to hit someone. Its not much fun, at least they can break your fall.
7. Smooching people
Holding hands and going at the slow rate. Slow just sucks. That's nice and clueless alot like the FOB or tourist
8. Strolling
A Robson/Granville thing. Just like trying to be cool, like drinking a Starbucks. Fuck off for that shite. I even had to mention it. Better be another one coming in at the cloe corner kitty corner from Clock at the 94 riot centre. I guess in the suburbs its like going to the park. Just rather like slow.
9. A tad tired
Still going quicker than all of the above, except for the fucked up category. But your hurting but still pass people. Of course you're aware of your situation to a certain extent but don't really care that much.
10. Normal
This is hard to give descriptive names to. There are so many different aspects to walking besides left, right, left, right. But this one is just the casual decent speed walk. If you have to go run a marathon, you pace yourself. Same sorta ideal just a steady constant speed. Comfortable to get locations and you have to walk 30 minutes or so, this is generally it.
11. In a bit of a rush
A bit more aggressive. Going a little quicker. Not getting physical in any manner yet. But sorta saying loud things behind idiots in your way. That's nice, do what you want, just get out of my way.
12. Beer store closing / last call run
I've got a place I gotta go. So as you get closer you get more aggresive. Especially if there are bums or smokers outside. Rather important one. Saves big bucks instead of getting Nightflight or Dial a bottle. See again pocket book. Weird pocket mentality and walking.
13. Got somewhere to be
This is the most aggresive. Almost tempted to bump into people to get out of the way. After ten minutes or so at this speed you may start to hurt. Shins, knees, hips, head, arms and shoulders. This is the closest you can get to without the aspect of running. Still heel toe, heel toe, not like the gay power walking but getting pretty close. Related a lot to the beer store too. Or need to get to the bus stop. Seen that enough of poeple running to catch the bus. then the fucking drunk bus driver leaves just before the get there. They don't like it when you slam the side of the bus as its trying to leave. But hopefully they still let you on. There are many examples for this one. Jaywalking for one. Getting to an intersection and its flashing before you gotta cross 4 lanes or more. So you gotta nig it up (weird in Surrey, the flashing doesn't work, unless you actually press the button. Pedestrians are an anomoly, weird.) Have to get to the special at the bar before it closes. This reminds me of trucking this speed. Get home from work, watch the Simpsons and that's 5:30. Had to walk to the Gate 8 blocks or so. Dinner special closed at 6, if not earlier since they ran out sometimes. For a $2 dinner. Sweet. Pocket book affects everything it seems. Someone is waiting for you and just called you on the cellphone, so you're a really fucked up idiot then too.
That's a pretty description of a few types of walking styles. Pretty well I'm Normal and onward. I live in a city. A city with sidewalks and not many driveways. With walkable neighbourhoods. Plus I don't have a car, so you may think I'm a loser. But then again I think if you have a car you're a fuckin lemming. Go find a cliff eh. I guess Cliff Burton did sorta when the bus crashed off the highway in Sweden for Masters.
Wild shit, I started this whenever it says. I never nig up the time. But its 2:22 now, so like times 3 and its 666.
One exception to the rule. Only really one, well yeah only one. If you're going down the road and some nice TnA is infront of you, you sorta slow down. Can't be like too perverted and stuff, but still nig it up. Even if they are nigging it up like Alnigi on a penalty shot, you got something to enjoy. Its free. Its free, and maybe you be nice to get some too if you can get her to accept. I live on Commercial drive and the social housing projects around give lotsa little girls stumbling around. I like that. The nice tight bunghole before the hips give out and fat asses spurt out from being spurted between them legs. Fucking whores.
God bless a nice girl's ass
What a foreign word for transportation. If that's your primary mode, well of course transit too, you must have issues. This is of course when you are at 'home'. Or in the surroundings that define your daily existence. Of course that is the last step you do before the stumble from the neighbourhood pub to the parking lot to try and get in the car pissed up drunk, since you need the car. I don't understand that all. But if you don't have a car you must use some other mode. So it would either be walking, transit, bicycle or chaufeur like a taxi, or maybe a boat. But if you need a boat, getting a car there too probably would be rather 'expensive'. Everything is relative. The issues are you must be a loser, since you do not own that thing that requires you to give ICBC money in this province. Well that's the attitude of Surrey. That place is royally fucked up. The Balligandu asian invasion shooting spree, and the sad white folks left to enjoy their majority get Asian invaded, be it from one of those 2 countries with over 1 billion people each. Rather insane. got the attitude, since you live a very descriptive place. Just a tad of sarcasm there. They don't walk out there. The only walking done in Surrey is in the mall/store/parking lot to and fro the smog machine.
Pretty wild intermission. 4 big ass fire trucks, with the ladders were outside. It was pretty wild. I guess something happened at Marcello's since that's where they went. I heard the alarm for a while, but once they opened the door you could hear the alarm. Plus it was a nice time to be like Billy and inhale. Plus there was a dude walking around with a big ass axe. Fucking eh, I'm axe guy. Still 2 left. QUINT 9 and LADDER 1 is painted on the side of the red fire trucks. The thing is long, so its got the good power, what the fuck is it called not leverage but relating to that. The longer the handle the more power like a sledgehammer is the same way, centrilfugal forces.
But they were all walking around on the street. 20 or so people for a bit, with their outfits on with their names on the coat. They were walking back and forth checking stuff out.
Can't really check stuff out too good with a car. The exception is when you go somewhere and get out of the metal jail. I love it when there's an accident and the retards go extra slow to get a 'look'. Well you can't see much. Like it matters anyways. But then those same 'interesting G7' people, namely the North American ones are born with the right of passage of easy automotive existence. They don't seem to like when a suicide jumper wastes their time getting over a bridge. (What a shame, especially for the richest postal code going to within a mile of the poorest in this country. Namely to say West Vancouver to downtown Vancouver, with the Downtown eastside being its bad little brother, supposedly. But its there.) Self centred fuckheads giving 2 shits about the commons, since they pollute the air the same, regardless if its a Hummer, Smart car or Prius. Let alone the toxicity of the creation of those things. Sure an Expedetion or the new International are a bit expensive, with the cheapness of air and the so-called pocketbook hitter of the gas station necessities. But that's the only thing that matters the pocketbook. The kykeness/chinaman existence of cosuming and being. That's a completely different thread that makes my brain boil. All I have to say is one thing. If you live in the country that just won the Gold Medal Junior hockey championship in GM Place yesterday against mother Russia, so like Canada if you don't have a brain. Vote. If you don't you should be shipped off to Russia or China. Don't give the excuse of not having time. That's the most pathetic exitence. Unless you're in a coma, like that Kyke man Sharon I think is that fat dudes name, or in a hospital. You have no say about anything Period. Nothing. None. I would make it mandatory. If you don't then you're insurance will be doulbe from ICBC, taxes double. Then HS mother fuckers would react. Just like Ford no longer makes the Expedition since nobody's buying it, because of 'expensive' gas. Just wait, $2 litre by summer for sure. A couple more hurricanes nig it up gain to Texas and New Orleans is sinking yet again. Let alone some suicide bomber nigging up old school, I mean like oldskol. Turning his Timothy McVeigh machine into good use at some oil thing out there in Iraq world, or Saudia Arabia, Iran, well all of that place except the one exception created aftre the so-called Holocaust. Sickening ways to acheive the Holocaust. But yeah they have money and don't do the stupid 4/19/95 (HS had to Google to get the year right. I guess Waco, TX was 4/19/94 then, no 93 Google again Waco April. No like Columbine 4/20/99. Then Timothy got executed 3 months to the day of the NY towers, 6/11/01 a day of infamy. Worst terrorist in America till that point. The other dude I don't think got killed by the establishment. 200 dead or so for 1. Better death ratio than those Allah Akbars 92 days later. 19 suicide fucks, not army trained white man, to kill 3000 or so 'innocent' people. At least that's the story they put out. Who knows anything about what is actually happening on that larger scale. Plus McVeigh got to live in Jail for a while too, wasn't just OK nice that's IT. AAAAAAAAA, Allah Akbar, give the throttle and turn it into the buidling and 600 mph to instant inferno in milliseconds. Rather quick death. A bit poignant too one could verily say. Not like the jumpers. That shit was wild, that frog movie about the fire fighters and the sounds of the crash to be dead. Weird sounded louder than a car crash. Good ol' gravity always does the trick.)
Got a bit sidetracked from what I wanted to rant/rave/blog about. Fucking things happen and then associations. Start the association game, and if you do it right with going more extremely probably within at most 10 items you'll end with something referring to WWII let alone if its just Hitler.
3. Cars, Autobahn, Hitler -- genocide, Auschwitz, Hitler
5. grass, bongs, inhale, 4/20, Hitler
2. VW, Hitler -- Deutschland, Hitler
That game could go on for ever. And he lived for quite some time in power for a little over a decade. Not the new Roman Empire, but still the longest reign of aggression and land grabs since The incursions into Africa.
Still got distracted. Dude came by yesterday and I got the extra sweet redhaired shite. Man it was expensive. Still not as much as a 'dimebag' in the States which looks like a 5 bag and they want $20 US for it. Holy shit, but crack cocaine is the same price. Plus the firefighters outside. Naturally there is the beer and doobies. The prerequistes. That's a great word. Seems coming into this country you don't need many if any.
But walking it the subject I want to dwell on for a bit. Whenever you go anywhere you have to walk to get a sense of place. If you are a tourist you go downtown and walk around. Even go out to the outer places and walk. Firstly its cheap. Its only time, plus your on vacation so that's the point. You have to live like you're on vacation as Paul Stanley says. Otherwise be like fuck you. You can see things, you otherwise would not. Cities have so many little different things. Not just like some subdivision of nothingness or sameness or whatever. Plus you are more accessible than the wasted space spent on the ashphalt to use rubber on. Plus they are dangerous. I find it funny that Surrey has issues with pedestrians getting hit. Well NS exlax, its not walking friendly.
There are many types of driving styles, aggressive, drunk, attentive, FOB mindless, stupid, retarded, Sunday driving for example. Many other ones you could define too. But walking are quite a number of different styles and speeds to boot too.
1. The FOB shuffle.
What the fuck is that. I don't understand how they have money, since at least here they can't seem to do much at all. This one is best observed on Robson Street. Let's go extra extra extra sloth, like a sloth and of course dragging the feet since rice doesn't give enough energy I guess. And walk 4 or 5 wide. Basically the entire sidewalk. Not just applicable to foreigners.
2. The Hastings shuffle, enough said
3. The stupid tourist
Pretty close to the FOB shuffle, but not as void of understanding about existence of their surroundings to a bit. And the feet actually leave the ground. Lots end up by Pigeon Park since its close to the nice part of Gastown. Europe looks like Gastown.
4. Yaletown indecivsive
This one is horrible. Helmcken is going to be turned into a greenway. I use it all the time on my bicycle from Pacific throught the light, generally red at Cambie, into the park and up to Burrard to the Liquor Store when I go downtown that way. But its like WTF when driving or on a moving vehicle such as a bicycle you go where people were. As birds fly ahead, you expect them idiot pedersteins to do the same. But here they seem to be like fucking chickens with their heads cut off and turn around for no reason at all. I think the reason is their self esteem thinking they are the shit and have a vibrator stuck up their anus, while have their nose in the air since they are Liberal/monied ones/therefore better/cosumeristic pigs/at least the fake tits are sorta nice. But I think them gonna need some lip work on the slug trail they leave behind.
5. Drug dealer, well they don't really walk, but are part of the sidewalk fabric
6. Cellphone idiot/iPod fuck/drunk
Those ones are really annoying. All are the same pretty well. The drunk is a bit distinctive but for the whole part they all behave in the same manner. All over the sidewalk and clueless. Just need one. When on a bike need to yell alot at these ones, like Head's up since you don't really want to hit someone. Its not much fun, at least they can break your fall.
7. Smooching people
Holding hands and going at the slow rate. Slow just sucks. That's nice and clueless alot like the FOB or tourist
8. Strolling
A Robson/Granville thing. Just like trying to be cool, like drinking a Starbucks. Fuck off for that shite. I even had to mention it. Better be another one coming in at the cloe corner kitty corner from Clock at the 94 riot centre. I guess in the suburbs its like going to the park. Just rather like slow.
9. A tad tired
Still going quicker than all of the above, except for the fucked up category. But your hurting but still pass people. Of course you're aware of your situation to a certain extent but don't really care that much.
10. Normal
This is hard to give descriptive names to. There are so many different aspects to walking besides left, right, left, right. But this one is just the casual decent speed walk. If you have to go run a marathon, you pace yourself. Same sorta ideal just a steady constant speed. Comfortable to get locations and you have to walk 30 minutes or so, this is generally it.
11. In a bit of a rush
A bit more aggressive. Going a little quicker. Not getting physical in any manner yet. But sorta saying loud things behind idiots in your way. That's nice, do what you want, just get out of my way.
12. Beer store closing / last call run
I've got a place I gotta go. So as you get closer you get more aggresive. Especially if there are bums or smokers outside. Rather important one. Saves big bucks instead of getting Nightflight or Dial a bottle. See again pocket book. Weird pocket mentality and walking.
13. Got somewhere to be
This is the most aggresive. Almost tempted to bump into people to get out of the way. After ten minutes or so at this speed you may start to hurt. Shins, knees, hips, head, arms and shoulders. This is the closest you can get to without the aspect of running. Still heel toe, heel toe, not like the gay power walking but getting pretty close. Related a lot to the beer store too. Or need to get to the bus stop. Seen that enough of poeple running to catch the bus. then the fucking drunk bus driver leaves just before the get there. They don't like it when you slam the side of the bus as its trying to leave. But hopefully they still let you on. There are many examples for this one. Jaywalking for one. Getting to an intersection and its flashing before you gotta cross 4 lanes or more. So you gotta nig it up (weird in Surrey, the flashing doesn't work, unless you actually press the button. Pedestrians are an anomoly, weird.) Have to get to the special at the bar before it closes. This reminds me of trucking this speed. Get home from work, watch the Simpsons and that's 5:30. Had to walk to the Gate 8 blocks or so. Dinner special closed at 6, if not earlier since they ran out sometimes. For a $2 dinner. Sweet. Pocket book affects everything it seems. Someone is waiting for you and just called you on the cellphone, so you're a really fucked up idiot then too.
That's a pretty description of a few types of walking styles. Pretty well I'm Normal and onward. I live in a city. A city with sidewalks and not many driveways. With walkable neighbourhoods. Plus I don't have a car, so you may think I'm a loser. But then again I think if you have a car you're a fuckin lemming. Go find a cliff eh. I guess Cliff Burton did sorta when the bus crashed off the highway in Sweden for Masters.
Wild shit, I started this whenever it says. I never nig up the time. But its 2:22 now, so like times 3 and its 666.
One exception to the rule. Only really one, well yeah only one. If you're going down the road and some nice TnA is infront of you, you sorta slow down. Can't be like too perverted and stuff, but still nig it up. Even if they are nigging it up like Alnigi on a penalty shot, you got something to enjoy. Its free. Its free, and maybe you be nice to get some too if you can get her to accept. I live on Commercial drive and the social housing projects around give lotsa little girls stumbling around. I like that. The nice tight bunghole before the hips give out and fat asses spurt out from being spurted between them legs. Fucking whores.
God bless a nice girl's ass
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