Fuck you Yaletown

Fuck you Yaletown and you're gentrification. Since you are 'better', because you have so-called money so fuck the rest eh. That's pathetic. Fuck but ain't that our soceity bred into you. Therefore its good. Well of course not. That's more of a shotgun colonoscopy.

Fuck you Yaletown and razing all the bars before another concrete tower goes up. Fuckin sad. No more Luv-a-fair and Graceland too. Dicks goes soon too, the row of old school houses across from the Penthouse. At least you can get shot at fucking that place there across Davie at the alley, WTF Bar None. Actually I think its gone too.

Fuck you Yaletown and walking down the Mainland. You're so fucked in the head that you have to turn around without looking. Helmcken is bike route, or soon to be a lot better one.

Fuck you Yaletown and that idiot that caused Mc Goon Sorley to get finished career. Like you di d the same fucking thing in your own tower building. Fuck you. Good thing the Flyers lost out in the first round.

Fuck you Yaletown and the attitude. Goes back to the gentrification. That's nice that you are 'better'. A bullet to the head don't descriminate as to what bullshit matter it goes through. Just ask you buddy dead there in West Van killed by his gay lover friend.

Fuck you Yaletown and your cellphone. That's nice, lets start singing, I don't know Angel of Death or My mother smokes crack rocks. The latter is better since the first one is really offensive. lol

Fuck you Yaletown and Starbucks. How fucking many of them are there. Je ne sais pas. But yeah fuck Starbucks too. Too much of the BS blandness of nothingness around with no distinct character of sameness everywhere. And you need the triple mocha with sprinkles, whatever the fuck that is.

Fuck you Yaletown and martinis 'nough said.

Fuck you Yaletown and driving down the fucking 2 main roads there for the 2 blocks they go. That's nice Mainland south and Hamilton north. Holy shit learn how to drive. That's nice you have a beamer but like learn to get to know how to drive. Being stuck behind some idiot that can't even back in let along go forward into one of those old school little town downtown angle parking spots. Not even parallel parking. How fuck hard is it.

Fuck you Yaletown Mini

Fuck you Yaletown no easy crack rocks around. Well hopefully with nigging up the new station there at the park, it will turn into Pigeon Park 2.

Fuck you Yaletown 501

Fuck you Yaletown liquor store that is like so small and never open. Need to get another like Alberni special there, since you only drink 'whine'. Whine is for those better not like TNT. When did Cowboy indian sleeping at Doggie Park in the west end die? Like you care.

Fuck you Yaletown with your iPod. That's nice I'm on the sidewalk behind you. You're going so fucking slow and everywhere like a drunk driver, but walking somehow. Get the fuck out of my way.

Fuck you Yaletown actually a bit away the whore block around the old CFOX and Penthouse. Pretty pricey at least they have real cunts.

Fuck you Yaletown and turning Granville into an idiot box. Wow look at me I'm a fucking tourist from Surrey going down to the Roxy with my 9mm to be cool. Its just fucked up. Plus no more beers anywhere. First started with the Nelson for Fred's and it burnt a bit. Last one to go was the fucking Country Bar. Whatever it was called. Naked dancing went to Stone Temple. Barley's is gone. At least Messier that fucking traitor is gone too and the Tyson biting of Holyfields ear. Fuck that was a while ago when Granville was cool. Fuck no more Gate. Cecil will be gone too I read, that's sucks. Fuck all the downstairs peelers. Fuck this town has changed. Fuck you Yaletown. Granville is just odd. At least the Commodore opened up for a while after being shut down. Wonder how many years until the floor is good again.

Fuck you Yaletown and the coolness of working for some fucking computer company. Fucking eh Blast Radius. That's nice. Wow. Too bad nobody's blasting a hoot out front. Of course the nice ones too, which better not be wax.

Fuck you Yaletown and not being able to buy flowers in a tube made in China. (I wonder where the closest shop is for those 'special' items)

Fuck you Yaletown and no beer is under $5. Unless its like something grouse like Heffeweisen, or like cock sucking ale, or some gay micro brew. Piss water is gone.

Fuck you Yaletown and the smell of False Creek. Nice it smells like shit quite a bit. That's nice. Especially you're fecal matter going down 200 feet from up in the cave there into the wasteland. Kinda weird how its social housing right beside the sewer treatment plant at the Cambie bridge there. Always by the bridges with sewer planets, Lions Gate = indian reserve, Annacis = industrial wasteland, and airport = wreckbeach techinically not a bridge, but a question to ask before entering the water. Its just a transfer of shit to go there.

Fuck you Yaletown and the fake tits. Well of course they're great. But it's fucking obvious. (Dude at work had a little email thing and it was fake or not. It's pretty fucking simple.) They just don't hang up like that 'naturally'. Unless you're biting the nipple a bit maybe. Get something going on.

Fuck you Yaletown and the cougars. Fuck gravity works everywhere. Sure makeup can sorta hide shite and stuff. Neck lines, well just before I guess that's what the botox is for, the fack tits again, labia reduction, and anal bleaching. I'll give you one thing. You got a cunt so that's always good, so bend over so I can fuck you up the ass.

Fuck you Yaletown and little boy strip on Homer, not Homer-sexual well actually totally. That says it right there.

Fuck you Yaletown