Saturday, August 19, 2006

Breathe the air,

It's gonna be nice this weekend. Just the air quality will not be that good inland in the valley. That's just beautiful. Courtesy of Wayne sucks his little grand kids cocks, assuming he fucks things that aren't men. But that maybe a stretch. I think him and Tony Parsons and the doggie do it doggie style with the doggie licking the peanut butter they use as lube. But that's just an 'educated' guess, as one could say. Fer fucking sure. Like fuck off with that inaneness of existence.

Fuck getting sidetracked already. I want to talk about the air. The air, the commons, such as walking done the sidewalk too. Basically anything where you affect others by your actions that have an effect on them. Like I gotta cousin in Abortsford and he's got a daughter. She's already got ashama. Hmmm, indication, let along the nice smog of the progress of 'civilization' making them nice brown hazy skylines. At least you get nice sunsets.

Before the air I want to rant about what gets me going. Well that would be forever and ever and ever and ever. God thing I took typing 9, so I can do shit. That was the most important class in school. Get the home row and shit going on. Eventhough it ain't the most effective way, it was built that way since typewriters were the shit of the day and it caused mechanically difficulties with the other configurgations. Weird how the alphabet goes all fucked up. lp, li, lm, lm, lm, li, ri, rm, etc... for like the fingers. Deutschland is nigging it up on mp3. Fucking Hitler is getting interrupted, that London will meet at 6pm in London which is 3pm eastern today, andere Stimmungen. Weird wonder how many harddrives are filled with offensive stuff. Too many of them should be shot for them things.

The news. I love the beginning of the news. I hate the politics. That's garbage, like my buddy says you can't change it so be it. that's complete and utter bullshit. Fuck why is he breathing. I hope so for at least until I get my money back I gave to him. I don't know why I do that, but that's another point. But the news always nigs it up upfront. Murder, Kill, Destroy like the front page. Not like section R21. But the inaneness of them assuming you are their 'friends'. Well of course everyone would fuck Barry Delay up the ass. He especialy loves it when the lesbians brind the strap on and the doggie with the big tongue and Skippy. Hey Tippy like some Skippy. Barry likes both up his anus. That guy is so fucking gay. He thinks he's the shite, the persona that is brought forward presents it. Its complete garbage. Total and ocmplete. If anyone out there likes him, they must be retarded to put it mildly. He reminds me of my chinese brother and its all like snooty, like some hot chick. But at least the chickie gots the cunts and tits. hence like it can be a bitch. No cause it thinks its the shit because of whatever. Then that other thing too. Fuck off and get more carnage going on. Taht's why I watch the news. GST went down. Beer didn't. How does that work? Fireball did a cunt hair I think. But fucking voluntary taxing as is smoking.

So is gasoline. Voluntary taxation. You have choices to make. That's what makes like fun, or like life. Sure some influences around you might affect your situation but for the whole part its just your choice. Like driving. If you live somewhere that is like not with trolly wires around you need to drive. Pretty well forgone conclusion. Needless to say, that's just retarded. And gas is getting so-called expensive. It hasn't even started. Sure doubled ina few years, ubt what till that doulbes and then again and again and then holy shit that Walmart shtie is really expensive too boot too. If the world lives that long anyways. Wal-mart is the mega governemtn. 16 largest GDP in the world. Insane. All on the basis of gasoline. Now all those others in those countries that outsource first manufacturing to commieland redland of walls and white collar tech support to deal with exploding Dell computer batteries in Surrey's homeland. (Sad part I grew up in Surrey. it was nice then. Rural. Now the monster of the sprawl has eating it all up. First time I saw a ragtop was my brother briging one home from Johnston Heights and playing on the Commodore 64. Then I went there. Holy shit, slight change from rural elementary school with 2 Koreans of 200 kids. Plus the lesbians and faggots. High school I think is the closest most people get to living in a walkable city. Afterall most people don't live in the 'real' cities. Eventhough when they got to the city somehwere else they say they are from the 'city'. Sure there are many cities in the GVRD, but there ain't many walkers around in them. Especially in the land of parks, or that's parking lots, or West Van. At least in West Van you can get someshit with a home invasion that is priceless. Out east over the Port Mann you only get some weed and kurri if you're lucky.)

But high school, is where you become a 'person'. Whatever that means. Of course you still learn things as you age. You just get more stubborn and deal with the shite in your way. (Can you say road rage? Like what is a signal, that really pisses me off even bicycles that don't point or do the stupid car like signal. Pointing it a lot fucking easier, especialy for those that don't know what the 'Bridge out' sign means. lol. Taht one made me laugh man. But yeah man. Yeah man gotta nig up the doobie again, it went out. And some Fireball too. Fure ser. Hopefully I can get up in 4 hours from this point right now to watch the Littlest Hobo on Channel 32, CTV, at 7:30.)

The other one that really gets me going is retarded bicyclist. They are fucking stupid as fuck and don't know what gravity is. That one gets me going. Like going done Nelson. Its sorta nice there are a few bikes in the right lane after Granville going to leave 'downtown' or go to 'downtown' and get the fuck out of Yaletwon anyways. But you nig it up. Man its god damn free kinetic energy. Free. Free. Why supress it. That one isn't really that bad. You have to signal. I like that ride. Fun .6km ride, I think mapquest said frmo Burrard to the bridge. But its likea mintue or less long to get to Cambie. Totally gotta signal. Plus then all those losers in the cars don't understand and cut you off, not even being in front. At least you can totally nig it up. Gotta go insane, since you aren't 8 feet wide and can go inbetween lanes and get in front of the crowd of cars by Howe. Then its to the right till Richards, watch out fo the idiots turning blindly, well that's a giving though. Nig it up and then left to go Plaza of nations to get the real 'downtown' of the city.

Today was a classic example of it. I'm on a bike lane I don't nig it up. If I'm on a road I'll nig it up. The one exception is if you're going downhill. That's like why you pay money to ridet he chair lift at Whistler. Plus you getta hotbox the gondola too, if you're lucky. Enjoy the speed. But the new pass through on that Union bikelane is fucked. Its like curvy so you have to slow. The city should've just fukced cars and made them go through the alleys to get to the side there. But these idiots, fucking royally, most fucks on bikes seem to be. (Reminds me of stinkboy and walking extra slow crossing the street. Fuck I'd honk and get out almost. But of course I never do since I'll spill my beer and doobies and then I'd need to be driving too. That's s moot point. But these retards passed me before the crest. I even let them try and get ahead. Then the event followed the path. You go in the left and it's straight retard. I don't car about shit just don't want to use brakes. Plus most times I don't really even have brakes. But they were going so slow and followed the path. Which makes you go left after you leave, sorta to straighten out. I had to brake a bit, since its retarded. I don't have a clinger, I should get one. I just whistle or fucking yell. If you're retarded and don't have eyes fuck you. Still haven't hit a bicyclist. But fuck that, I'm gonna nig them up. Just like giving a bodycheck or like 6 inch fart for walkers on the bikelane of the seawall. It even has a picture, for you wherever the fuck you are from. sorry its not red like a running track, but look. Here only looks like whiteman with legs open in green circle. The lane you on only bikes and bladers pass you by. Plus the sign is a bicycle diagram or blader. Plus they have the sings, actually I think its no bikes after the roundabout on the totempoles before the waterpark. But I think they have them too for the walking thing. (Well if you could call what people do here walking, I don't think sloths walk. Eat rice, most likely so.)

But the air is supposed to be the story. Kinda ironic the air show is in Abortsford too. Just adding to the 'solution' of personal transport. (Wheres the train out there. Oh yeah, no room for it. and its loud. But it don't pollute directly and indriectly porbalby 23 tmies more so.) All to enjoy the air show. Nice brown backdrop. By coming here you're turning the sky into a feces puddle in the sky. Wow. At least you can leave when's it done and head back to the cleans land of the before Port Mann crowd. That place is fucked. I read today in the Straight that Nashville Pussy is coming to town. But they are playing in fucking Langley. Like that's convienent. Even if the skytain went there it would be an hour. Plus the goddamn train would be closed by the time its over. Fuck Yaletown and destroying the 'Bon Jovi' factor of the city. So many local bars razed for fuckin retards with so-called money. Fuck all of the Richards on Richards block has changed. NO more CFOX. Only there once, but fure sure lotsa happening there. The postal office building and Automotive with lotsa cocaine to be had and free pool let alone beer straight from the tap, and the building next door upstairs the bar, Club Soda. Wild shite. Saw Suicidal there. Still have the psoter. Don't really remember the show. Well don't really remember much, maybe someting to do with the instaneous, no like mandotry comsuptions of no stop beers. hence like the beer gut one could suppose. Well totally evident. Fuck. Fuck. fuck I need ot fuck something that ain't like a whore. but then again all chicks are hores hense like hey horse you lie carrots.

Beer is great. I remember my first beer. We were living the fucking McMansion style life ot he 70's eh. Fucking eh. Like wood lands with acres. Nice and the car hurt my finger. That really hurts. Weird how getting your finger in the door teaches you something really importnatn quicly. That's fucked. It only happens once. Holy shit don't do that. Like the tongue on the chairlift. Jumping out of a moving frmo the backseat,not of a sliding dooor minivan though. Hmm beer feels like that, cunt like that (I guess she spit a few out, if you're in the void casam), gravity works, cab light not on, no cab just annoying Denny's hubcaps ( I think they are apretty cool. don't nig it up. Those fruckin retards and their custom hubcabs are like fucked. They look so gay. Moving when its not even going. If it does the Magmnu all the time that would be cool.), drugs well that's a lifestory there. Let alone one of death

Bon Scott, puked and choked
Cliff Burton, fucking snow in Sweden in the smog machine bus
Jim Morrison, drown in the tub I think from being an alcholic womanize drug addict
Lan Staley, heroin overdose
Syd Vicious, heroin overdose
Chris Farley, found dead in a Chicago hotel room with a hooker and cocaine is his system
Kurt Cobain, fuckin' eh, blast to the head. did it up Rage style just with shot.

Nice air in the room after that, only say the legs. Wonder if it was a slug, ouch... or shot. Shot looks nicer though. More splatter instead of Terminator like bullet to the head morphing from nothingness to existence again.

What is air?
It's free.
Kill it?
No, I must drive.
Really?
Well yes, I live in fucking fuckdefucktuck of whatever city I live in. My job is so far away from my driveway and the kids need to go everywhere too and the mall has shitty parking, I drive all the time.
Why do you drive?
I have to.
Really?
Yes.
OK, do you travel, besides drunking excursions to Cuba or Meixico?
Not really only the above boozing. But then again I drink and drive since driving is fun and hotboxing is fun too. Great for rush hour.
But you dind't say if you wree in other places there.
Oh yeah I go to the towns. Walk around. Its fucking eh. Weird how there are places iwth buidlings and sidewalkds. And theyere are the things that are caled pederstrians. I'm one of them. The only time I'm like that actually. Well totally. Unless you count like me walkng to and fro the car to the store's parking lot or shopping amallls' one I parked in. That ain't as nice.
What you don't like the sights in parking lots?
What is there. Nothing of character. Maybe, most likely not, a unique like car. By unique I mean a non smogger. Or mayber a mega smogger like a classic Muscle car. But thsoe guys must grow weed since gas is so expensive.
How much do you pay for car?
I don't know. Gas sucks. I hate paying for gas, its like gay. Well actually that's agreat euthanisam for the dig into the hole. I'm the hole. and it's now burning a hole in my pocket.
Do you enjoy polluting the air?
I don't have a choice. that's the choice I made. I made th choie to kill the commons. I need it to go and do like anything. Let alone walk somewhere. I need to find a a praking lot at the park and then go for a wlk in th t epark. I Live in the City of Parks but don't walk to them. Drive to them to enjoy them. That's natural. don't them treets nig up the Co2, I thought they did. Well fuck I need to drive, so TS on everyone else, let alone my stupid always sick athsmatic kid.
So was that a yes or no?

Well fuckin' eh

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