Drivers are blind
Why does that happen? Je ne sais pas, is about all I can atest to. But the evidence of blindness is totally there everywhere. Same token so are most fucking pedestrians. Then fucks on bicycles get me going. I don't like that at all. I ride my bicycle all the fucking time. When is the rain coming. Or is it coming? I like it, it cleans out the disgustingness of commonness that is called the air. And most fucks live like at least 5 miles, probably more like 20 miles or more so away from their work. At least it seems to be the case. Fucking relax. I don't have patience either. Well who can when green light means slow down and look snce someone is blind.
I'm bad on my bicycle. I break almost every rule there is. I'll admit it. But I have a clue, not like most fucks that seem to not give a flying fuck except their cell phone, and are clueless. The only law I obey are the Newton's Laws of Gravity and like biology since me still like breathing. Speaking of breathing is probably why I 'run' red lights.But it ain't like the Streets of San Fransisco, Duke boys or like lalaland shite. Cars are fucking huge. Fucking huge. To squeeze through is rather hard between lanes on the dotted line for example. Can't be done. Plus most retards are on their cellphones talking about the bitch of driving and like not aware in order to stop like a BMX does, as in like lalalalalallalaland BS. (The shitty part about a bicycle is that you can't hotbox it. At least at the computer you can. Most likely not at work unless that's like the Grow cam or Cannabis Culture. For the later it most be like a foregon conclusion if not just god damn mandatory. Hence like the rambling shite of not like some editoral person in the paper. Not professional, just beyond professional and dealing with reality. WTF is reality though?)
I get pulled over all the time. That seems kind of odd since I'm not in a car. Maybe something to do with 'not' paying attention as its called. If you ride in the city you have to be aware. The seawall even fucking more so. Fucking drunking retards everywhere that don't know shit, hopefully like on 'you're fucking left' as you pass by its head. Just meandering everywhere without a clue. Go in a straight line. But then again the retards on Robson are a good comparison for the walking persepctive reality. Then the roller bladers going extra slow and holding hands weaving left, right, almost to the grass, again almost to the water. Believe it or not I can't walk on air but there are other people around. It is a good exercise when there ain't them fucks on there. Which is basically when its raining, and like between rain start and end and not like a god damn Saturday or Sunday unless its like 7:30am. On saturday on Channel 32 its the Littlest Hobo. Man is that show like odd. At least there's a dog. Not like the chill dogs or some Labrador. Is there such a thing as an unhappy Labrador. Then I always get shit for not having a head on. That's all I ever get. I talk to them and they like watch me. Plus thieves like to use bicycles for quick getaways. A few times I was around the 'scene' or like on 'fucking set' of a bank robber. Get pulled over and that's odd. Then I get a fucking helmet ticket or the dude or cunt has to like go to something important. Important. I love it when they tell the story of getting sick of having to clean up idiots on bikes. Well the ones with them Hogs selling that dam COCAINE sure can. What service do they provide besides god damn crime for Crackville. Now Woodward's is gone down in crackville. And the fucks moving in will be like fuck that red neon W is like fucking annoying. Then of course the junkies everywhere. There is no way in the world they can clean that up at all by 2010, well of course without drastic measures. But yeah never know the Balmoral may turn into an Auschwitz.
But me all fucked up. I'm alive and doint fine. Signs signs everywhere are signs.
Signs signs everywhere are sings
blocking my scenery....
How fucking convient song to this point. My point being is on Broadway from at least Commercial to Oak, probably to Kits there are some new signs. Namely it is a time restricted lane. Of course the right lane. As in the other sign, Slower traffice keep to the right on a highway such as hmmm. going to hotbox the Gondola on Blackcomb, just gotta wait till base 2. ( I still want to rock on with a like 4 others so we got our own floating house to rock on the fresh lines on the moutain. Gotta make sure its protected good. Going down too. Or just be fucked and smoke all day long. Fucking eh. That would be eh. Just go around like an idiot. Bring some beer too make a party for $70 or more for the tix.) I love it, except for the rat racer losers. I ride in the middle of the lane now. One good thingt hat the new mayor died. Like the only thing. Fixing the sidewalks too, so I guess he can traverse the city. Evidently he never took a 'spin' over the Burrard bridge basically anytime in the summer or weekend or to and fro downtown. But there is a start with Broadway. I know where the main roads are. I'm not retarded like most idiots on them bicycles seem to be. IN the Critical Mass, there's the naked guy and then titty girl, its like a rolling party with fresh air of course minus the 'BC Bud' factor and you can drink beer. And it goes over all the bridges around. Not too often the Lions Gate, but that is sweet too. Not the fucking highway, or the 'freeway' where 19 men drown in old Vancouvertown. That's like out there in lalalalalalalalalalalalalaaland of parking lots and side roads with no sidewalks and of course no pedestrians unless they are loser kids or just plain old losers. I don't go to far on the road. I hate fucking hills, unless of course its goind downhill. Then fer sure nigger, watch out I'll nig up your $100K Deutschland or Italien made fucking smogger. Don't think many other countries make like 'nice' cars. But yeah I go from Flight frmo Knight to Fraser, only part way uphill and all the way downhill. Downhill is fine. I run those pedestrian lights too. But its simple you have to look left, right and then again. Geting so-called T-boned means like most likely not nice, if life is left. On the wayu up the college is busy. And of course the Flight to Surrey over the Knight Street bridge, actually its Clark before the bend at 14th. Weird how the bend on Victoria is around 18th. A little bend in Oak around 16th. Saw a pretty insane accident there, dude when straight and then didn't go right coming into town and hit like 2 other cars. But yeah fi you need to turn soon, I'll get out of your way. But if you want to nig it up 3 or more than one block fuck. You are blind.
Then the retards yell at you too boot. They are blind and in a 'rush' to go 'wherever' to go to a driveway already full of shitloads of cars, since the car shack up front is full of shit. Not just polluting shit called the car. But like just shit. Ye haaa. You are blind. The signs are coming up slowly. But they are coming up. Its great. Just gotta be a little aware. God thing it ain't like all the time, then you'ld get hit by drunks at 2pm and shit when its not that busy out, compared to 'rush hour'. What is rush hour anyways? But me like them owrd but and like eh. Fuckin eh. Fer sure dude. Jamais, oder, Warum, genau.
Here are the reasons that bicycle and bus lane rocks
1. It is simply to enforce (there isn't the possiblity of pulling over a ghost car full of 20 people)
2. Safety, can get my own lane. Ride in the middle most bicyclst should need to do a courier test, drivers too. Then WTF
3. Its a bike lane, sorta without the retard like lemmings on the seawall
4. I've been on it 4 weeks and have had to deal with one bus but they stop. Plus I turn on from Fraser to go downhill. You need a main road going downhill.
5. Buses respect bicycles, like drafting the B-Line will be a lot harder now especially uphill parts
6. I haven't been hit by a car. That hasn't happened for quite some time. Like those losers with Ipods in deserve to get their 'brains' cleaned up off the street. Also the idiots that don't signal. Point. Point, what is simplier. LIke the fuck you finger or like jerking it jesture I guess. It makes the otheres like be like what? or WTF like I care. They are retarded so like die. To many people anyways. No more polar bears soon either. Fucking cars.
Why its a death trap
1. Ghost cars - defintion of ghost car == a car with something so small it doesn't register at the head rest, plus there probably is like a family in there
2. Fucks that need to go back to Surrey. Blind, unfortunately not durnk and stoned, but like in a hurry to get Kurri
3. Fucks from Surrey that think they 'own' the road. (That guy must be a loser crackhead on his bicycle)
4. Dudes turning right. Right nicht Links Zwo Drei Vier, Nein, Rechts. That's why you have to 'take' the lane up. Its important to not get smoked by a smog machine. Sure ICBC gives me money not the other way but I'ld rather be able to walk and board and bike and use my left foot if I'm driving a so-called video game that is driving a car.
5. Drunk drivers (fuck when dont' I drive that 'technically' isn't drunk. I guess M-F 9-5 maybe not though in the first hours. Sad but true. I understnad must deal iwth the reality of your 'existence' . Whatever htat is.. Teach my how to be sensible... to be pratical.. to be so dependable...intellectual..synical.. the questions run too deep... I know it sounds absurd... please tell me who I am.. a radical, a liberal, a fanatical criminal...Repscetable ... a vegetable...) Fucking eh song. Fucking eh. Fer sure dude. Totally old school like 79. Beyond the age of the whore called Paris Hilton. But who I am? who I am? who I am?................
Need a sixth entry, ghost cars, Surrey fucks for 200 Alex, right turners, drunks...
Fuck. This sucks
ahhhhh too simple
6. Its a free lane lets just move without a signal. I signal almost always. Point regardless, you don't see bicycles they just 'cum up the ass' so to speak. But me does whey. Most others don't. that gets me going.
Blind Melon
No Rain
Wiat till the 'winter' comes. Hopefully there is another snowfall in Vanoucver.
Need to get lights for my bicycle, like a flashing red light.
Drivers are Blind.
Why does that happen? Je ne sais pas, is about all I can atest to. But the evidence of blindness is totally there everywhere. Same token so are most fucking pedestrians. Then fucks on bicycles get me going. I don't like that at all. I ride my bicycle all the fucking time. When is the rain coming. Or is it coming? I like it, it cleans out the disgustingness of commonness that is called the air. And most fucks live like at least 5 miles, probably more like 20 miles or more so away from their work. At least it seems to be the case. Fucking relax. I don't have patience either. Well who can when green light means slow down and look snce someone is blind.
I'm bad on my bicycle. I break almost every rule there is. I'll admit it. But I have a clue, not like most fucks that seem to not give a flying fuck except their cell phone, and are clueless. The only law I obey are the Newton's Laws of Gravity and like biology since me still like breathing. Speaking of breathing is probably why I 'run' red lights.But it ain't like the Streets of San Fransisco, Duke boys or like lalaland shite. Cars are fucking huge. Fucking huge. To squeeze through is rather hard between lanes on the dotted line for example. Can't be done. Plus most retards are on their cellphones talking about the bitch of driving and like not aware in order to stop like a BMX does, as in like lalalalalallalaland BS. (The shitty part about a bicycle is that you can't hotbox it. At least at the computer you can. Most likely not at work unless that's like the Grow cam or Cannabis Culture. For the later it most be like a foregon conclusion if not just god damn mandatory. Hence like the rambling shite of not like some editoral person in the paper. Not professional, just beyond professional and dealing with reality. WTF is reality though?)
I get pulled over all the time. That seems kind of odd since I'm not in a car. Maybe something to do with 'not' paying attention as its called. If you ride in the city you have to be aware. The seawall even fucking more so. Fucking drunking retards everywhere that don't know shit, hopefully like on 'you're fucking left' as you pass by its head. Just meandering everywhere without a clue. Go in a straight line. But then again the retards on Robson are a good comparison for the walking persepctive reality. Then the roller bladers going extra slow and holding hands weaving left, right, almost to the grass, again almost to the water. Believe it or not I can't walk on air but there are other people around. It is a good exercise when there ain't them fucks on there. Which is basically when its raining, and like between rain start and end and not like a god damn Saturday or Sunday unless its like 7:30am. On saturday on Channel 32 its the Littlest Hobo. Man is that show like odd. At least there's a dog. Not like the chill dogs or some Labrador. Is there such a thing as an unhappy Labrador. Then I always get shit for not having a head on. That's all I ever get. I talk to them and they like watch me. Plus thieves like to use bicycles for quick getaways. A few times I was around the 'scene' or like on 'fucking set' of a bank robber. Get pulled over and that's odd. Then I get a fucking helmet ticket or the dude or cunt has to like go to something important. Important. I love it when they tell the story of getting sick of having to clean up idiots on bikes. Well the ones with them Hogs selling that dam COCAINE sure can. What service do they provide besides god damn crime for Crackville. Now Woodward's is gone down in crackville. And the fucks moving in will be like fuck that red neon W is like fucking annoying. Then of course the junkies everywhere. There is no way in the world they can clean that up at all by 2010, well of course without drastic measures. But yeah never know the Balmoral may turn into an Auschwitz.
But me all fucked up. I'm alive and doint fine. Signs signs everywhere are signs.
Signs signs everywhere are sings
blocking my scenery....
How fucking convient song to this point. My point being is on Broadway from at least Commercial to Oak, probably to Kits there are some new signs. Namely it is a time restricted lane. Of course the right lane. As in the other sign, Slower traffice keep to the right on a highway such as hmmm. going to hotbox the Gondola on Blackcomb, just gotta wait till base 2. ( I still want to rock on with a like 4 others so we got our own floating house to rock on the fresh lines on the moutain. Gotta make sure its protected good. Going down too. Or just be fucked and smoke all day long. Fucking eh. That would be eh. Just go around like an idiot. Bring some beer too make a party for $70 or more for the tix.) I love it, except for the rat racer losers. I ride in the middle of the lane now. One good thingt hat the new mayor died. Like the only thing. Fixing the sidewalks too, so I guess he can traverse the city. Evidently he never took a 'spin' over the Burrard bridge basically anytime in the summer or weekend or to and fro downtown. But there is a start with Broadway. I know where the main roads are. I'm not retarded like most idiots on them bicycles seem to be. IN the Critical Mass, there's the naked guy and then titty girl, its like a rolling party with fresh air of course minus the 'BC Bud' factor and you can drink beer. And it goes over all the bridges around. Not too often the Lions Gate, but that is sweet too. Not the fucking highway, or the 'freeway' where 19 men drown in old Vancouvertown. That's like out there in lalalalalalalalalalalalalaaland of parking lots and side roads with no sidewalks and of course no pedestrians unless they are loser kids or just plain old losers. I don't go to far on the road. I hate fucking hills, unless of course its goind downhill. Then fer sure nigger, watch out I'll nig up your $100K Deutschland or Italien made fucking smogger. Don't think many other countries make like 'nice' cars. But yeah I go from Flight frmo Knight to Fraser, only part way uphill and all the way downhill. Downhill is fine. I run those pedestrian lights too. But its simple you have to look left, right and then again. Geting so-called T-boned means like most likely not nice, if life is left. On the wayu up the college is busy. And of course the Flight to Surrey over the Knight Street bridge, actually its Clark before the bend at 14th. Weird how the bend on Victoria is around 18th. A little bend in Oak around 16th. Saw a pretty insane accident there, dude when straight and then didn't go right coming into town and hit like 2 other cars. But yeah fi you need to turn soon, I'll get out of your way. But if you want to nig it up 3 or more than one block fuck. You are blind.
Then the retards yell at you too boot. They are blind and in a 'rush' to go 'wherever' to go to a driveway already full of shitloads of cars, since the car shack up front is full of shit. Not just polluting shit called the car. But like just shit. Ye haaa. You are blind. The signs are coming up slowly. But they are coming up. Its great. Just gotta be a little aware. God thing it ain't like all the time, then you'ld get hit by drunks at 2pm and shit when its not that busy out, compared to 'rush hour'. What is rush hour anyways? But me like them owrd but and like eh. Fuckin eh. Fer sure dude. Jamais, oder, Warum, genau.
Here are the reasons that bicycle and bus lane rocks
1. It is simply to enforce (there isn't the possiblity of pulling over a ghost car full of 20 people)
2. Safety, can get my own lane. Ride in the middle most bicyclst should need to do a courier test, drivers too. Then WTF
3. Its a bike lane, sorta without the retard like lemmings on the seawall
4. I've been on it 4 weeks and have had to deal with one bus but they stop. Plus I turn on from Fraser to go downhill. You need a main road going downhill.
5. Buses respect bicycles, like drafting the B-Line will be a lot harder now especially uphill parts
6. I haven't been hit by a car. That hasn't happened for quite some time. Like those losers with Ipods in deserve to get their 'brains' cleaned up off the street. Also the idiots that don't signal. Point. Point, what is simplier. LIke the fuck you finger or like jerking it jesture I guess. It makes the otheres like be like what? or WTF like I care. They are retarded so like die. To many people anyways. No more polar bears soon either. Fucking cars.
Why its a death trap
1. Ghost cars - defintion of ghost car == a car with something so small it doesn't register at the head rest, plus there probably is like a family in there
2. Fucks that need to go back to Surrey. Blind, unfortunately not durnk and stoned, but like in a hurry to get Kurri
3. Fucks from Surrey that think they 'own' the road. (That guy must be a loser crackhead on his bicycle)
4. Dudes turning right. Right nicht Links Zwo Drei Vier, Nein, Rechts. That's why you have to 'take' the lane up. Its important to not get smoked by a smog machine. Sure ICBC gives me money not the other way but I'ld rather be able to walk and board and bike and use my left foot if I'm driving a so-called video game that is driving a car.
5. Drunk drivers (fuck when dont' I drive that 'technically' isn't drunk. I guess M-F 9-5 maybe not though in the first hours. Sad but true. I understnad must deal iwth the reality of your 'existence' . Whatever htat is.. Teach my how to be sensible... to be pratical.. to be so dependable...intellectual..synical.. the questions run too deep... I know it sounds absurd... please tell me who I am.. a radical, a liberal, a fanatical criminal...Repscetable ... a vegetable...) Fucking eh song. Fucking eh. Fer sure dude. Totally old school like 79. Beyond the age of the whore called Paris Hilton. But who I am? who I am? who I am?................
Need a sixth entry, ghost cars, Surrey fucks for 200 Alex, right turners, drunks...
Fuck. This sucks
ahhhhh too simple
6. Its a free lane lets just move without a signal. I signal almost always. Point regardless, you don't see bicycles they just 'cum up the ass' so to speak. But me does whey. Most others don't. that gets me going.
Blind Melon
No Rain
Wiat till the 'winter' comes. Hopefully there is another snowfall in Vanoucver.
Need to get lights for my bicycle, like a flashing red light.
Drivers are Blind.
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