Saturday, November 18, 2006

Not enough time.
Or I don't have enough time.

That's the biggest bullshit there is. Beyond like anything, except maybe breathing the exhaust of your 'manadtory' smog transporter and inhaling its fumes. Then you have eternity not to breathe. Fuckin' eh. Then I don't need to hear the incesent talk of innaness that is fuck like whatever you call life.

I guess everyone wishes they were like Spock and had transporters. But that's science fiction. However most would seem to think that's the way it should be. Like this always comes in respect to traffic. Of course as Wayne sucks his kids or grandkids or little kids of the streets cocks says, have fun on the commute tomorrow.

I don't buy this arguement for one fucking second. Being a human you have choices to make. Once you're an adult. So like by 16-24 you live your own life and live on your own. That's nice 'your culture' in Canada wants you to stay home. Why don't you go to your 'homeland' and live the culture there. You are an adult and need to make choices. Then its like shit man. I don't like those that I made. But your the fucking retard that did it so like as Borat would say nice, let's chase the Jew. Well I guess most fucks in Surrey are like kykelick. They think they are the shite, for whatever reason in a city without sidewalks or like a real street minus the 3 blocks of Cloverdale. Plus you can't put up trolley wires out there since its an eye sore. Well parking lots look nice too, don't they. But you must have them. Just like you must have traffic. No that's not right. Or is it. Well it ain't a fucking car commercial. At least GM is telling the truth with their flying car commercials. Well at least there is that thing called traffic. No Jetsons or Star Trek technological advances made yet.

So being an adult you have to make choices. That's all life is about. At least you have the choice not to breathe the exhaust of your smog machine. Not many people like go for a ride in the garage. Well actually that's a good idea. Sorta defeats the purpose of it. But cars need chairs to keep them company. These take up lots of space. On the road, on the freeway, bridge, sidewalk, garbage dump, wherever.

What is time anyways. I think back when Jesus was alive, is that happened is another story. Or even if fucking Hitler was alive is a great 'Hollywood' production brought to you by Borat's favourite people making a so-called Auschwitz remake. That would probably help with global warming there too, I bet. But what is time. Sunrise and sunset, 24 hours a day. That's all there is. Been like that since like whatever is like yeah whatever like whenever this Genesis of shite called existence is about. In our solar system there is the one sun with the moon and the tides and terpid water since it rains too much. Fuck that's a completely difffernet rant of fuckheads that bitch about like the rain, let alone the time and not enough of it.

Back in the day of Al Bundy. He always had time. Just not enough to kill himself, since he needed to hang himself. Never any aspect of not enough time. More like way too much. Well the one excpetion is in the 5.0 ragtop and the roadrage fight on the stalled freeway. But that's the Bundy way.

Time what do you need it for? To enjoy life. Ain't that the ticket there. That's what vacations are about. I need one of those fucking things. Not like in Europa and they all get 4 weeks a year to start. In Deutschland they go like everywhere but like to Auschwitz, since I guess that's bad or something. But they have the realities right there. Here in the +1 world there isn't enough. Rage is built up because of not enough time. Have to do 28 things at once. Well ok shitting, talking on the cell, speaking, thinking, breathing, looking, driving, eating, smoking whatever, doing Yoga smoking yourself too (watch out for burns), drinking, reading, and you can do all that driving. You just might get in a so-called accident. It ain't accident, that name implies there was something extraordinary going on. Which in most cases is just a retard that is like a retard and not being able to do anything called paying attention. so why do you need more time, if you don't pay attention anyways. On the road is a 'neccesity' of life. That's complete and utter farce. Well if you live in Surrey, god help you, allah akbar, balligandu Newton, that's the choice you made.

But time is defined by distance which is odd. Time is the overlord of life. The only constant there is everywhere. Odd how that is. Maybe since its so omnipresent you need to fight it. Some rationale can be made for that point I guess. Timetables are there, work is 9-5 as Dolly Parton's tits said. Rush hour lasts for like many hours now. Plane leaves then, take 9 hours to get to Amsterdam. 1 hour for customs. 30 minutes to Centraal Station. Check bags. Then 10 minute walk to the Bulldog I think it is. Fuck the redlight district is close to the main train station.

Train station is a like a fucking obscene word in the +1 countries. Where is the train stations that work like normal hours. Sorry for the stupid redunacy of a stupid question of nothingness answer. They work with the influx of those 'country' dwellers in lands of pavement and parking lots, minus pedestrians. Just like a Costco parking lot. But the only trains those know are the commuter trains. The Mootrain aka skytrain isn't a train service. Its rapid transit. But the thing that gets me going about the Mootrain, is how they use it to promote a 'lifestyle'. Fuck its a retro suburb it creates. Back in the before Hitler came into power there were things called streetcars. In Vancouver there were many suburbs. Shaugnessy, Park Drive, West End (vaction properties), Marpole and the extended areas out to Steveston and New West. There was a train that actually left hourly from downtown to Chilliwack. Holy shit. If it was only there now. (But then agian the parking lot wouldn't be big enough to help assist the train station. Need to have a big ass waste of land for toxic chemicals to fall on it to make the train. Sure the bus sucks out there past the trolley wires. But you have the view while you're stuck in 'traffic' of others and the nice smells of exhuast waiting to leave Surrey. Fuck the Port Mann. Blow it up. Blow up the 2nd Narrows too. Flood the tunnel. Fucking eh. Need a nice earthquake. That'll probably do it up. Then there won't be much time at all if you need to get to the Mainland of the GVRD.)

Soceity is made up of people. But for not having time, it seems that other in this so-called society are ruining it for your own selfish intersts. If those idiots weren't there, then it wouldn't be a congested. Just like today on the news they had this stupid bitch outside Costco. She was buying water, since like the water is dirty let alone the air, but the rain cleans that out. There's nothing you can do about smog anyways. OK. 9. And she's like people are rude and pushing and stuff. Fuck go to a concert with a general admission floor and see. Fuck you're old concerts were different int he 60's I guess with your shit weed and LSD. What world did that iddiot come from. Lets bitch. Bitch. Bitch. Well the bitch is dead. Of course things piss people off but the inaness of existence is just too much. The only one I'll agree with is that beer prices need to come down and offset the $5 a case by a nickel raise on gas that pollutes the commons.

The misnomers of exitence and bitching I can think of right now.
Not enough time
Traffic
Gas Prices
Buying Xmas presents. (All those fucking idiots buying shit made by some chinaman making like a dime an hour making me pissed off)
Parking
Weather such as rain in this town. It fucking rains, its called a rainforest. Don't like then go move back to wherever you are from so go back to SARS land or the foreign SARS land of TO. Why is is called hogtown anyways.
Fucking retards
What is a red light mean? Not the good ones either like Amsterdam, Reeperbahn or other 'liberal' 'socialist societies'
Taxes

Fuck off and die.
Then you'll have lots of time to rot.
More time for me then. Whatever that means.

Not enough time.
Enjoy the time you have, and its the choices made that define that shite. Weird how that works. Really odd, eh. Totally.

Well Exactly.