Wednesday, December 26, 2007

Need cars to enjoy snow

snow
snow
snow
snow

something that is a very 'foreign' word in Vancouver or its environs.
Totally sad but true in that way.

BTW Merry Christmas. It was Christmas when I did not drink. Really???? Believe it or not I'm not walking on air. But yes. Well technical no, but legally yes. Only had 2 beers on Cypress lifts. The old school, slow basrard,that used to nig it up with the Kychari. And then the fuck de la fuck Panorama one. The new chair is odd. Man no vertical. Plus the black run look nice, but not enough powder on it. Ice nightmare. Probably has to do with the idiots, (lying in the middle of the run, speaking not english, and like Japanese.... odd in its own right) nigging it up. I do it a bit too. But at least my 'excuse', is cause of natural causes. The worst is bailing the googles are fucked. Fuckingg goggles ain't googles, odd, I fucked that up. Man is that in the lexicon now or what. Holy shit, no fucking doubt. Man me like yeah... Uhm... What the fuck was it me like talking about.... Je ne sais pas. I guess me read back and figure it out... but you must go live. Not too much with the upeer lright most key. Nien. 8. Nein. no. Really.

Since me had to drive everywhere today. I hate this time of season. I like to drink. I gotta hobby, its' called rinking as fucking Richky's dad says. I got hobbies Bubbles, drinking. Drinking is a hobby. Well I guess it wastes time. What don't really do that, thogh eh. Well if it didn't it'ld be royally fucked up. Totally, royally.

But yeah the thing called a car. Hence like th name of the blog is like parking. Parking is a pian. Parking. Parking . can I say something about having a car. 'It sucks to pay for parking'. Retarded mentality of those in the land of those things called garages driveways and there's another thing called a wasted space of house. But most of them world confer it be like the thing that is 'reality'. Well I guess the subrubs are here until the fucking world is fucked. But somehow they maybe nigging it up a lot better know with that great 'invention'.

Oh yeah.
Snow
snow

I have snow tires.
Odd. Me know. But then again I boutggh t the fucking thing to go up and enojy the snoe. Don't like it then fuck of to wherever the fuck you are from and please please 'JUST DIE'. no Deutsch there. like fuck man.... It sucks.... but not really. Just the idiots that aren't 'aware', 'can speak english', 'everywhere', 'why', 'Trudeau', fuck that cocksucking dead bastard. Hes' fucked. sounds like a hip song know. Our parents prime minister.... But he fucked it up.... let alone being able to take the test to be like 'responsible' in not either of the 2, zwo, two, fucking languages of the country.... Arret.

Thent he thing ont hte new s . Wird how I wathc it all the time. Really. No doubt, but it's like fuckin fucked. For the summer when the shootings were going on preety good. Actually fuckin' eh. See lotsa dead bodies on TV. And its local. Almost all in the city of Vancouver whre the body is leaning over the car dashboard. Good. Good. Very good. Need more of that. Fer sure. What purpose do they fucking eh. Drugs. fucking 'eh. Tja warum.

Then there is snow.
Snow is nice
It's white.
And you go up to the hill and its fucking eh. Freash powsder not like rowck down, powder, rock down powder.
Powder
fresh snow
so many of those things called not synonyms but WTF is it.... fuck me english not wrk like not
I had to delete some shite that wasn't like 'nice'. but yeah. Holy shit, need some Fireball I think.

good idea...


then after the dinner me go like sleep.
Then me go to some fuckin' eh party. Christams night party. That's the shit.
And fuck de la fuck of hoappy laughy de laughy like guy was like Delta is nice. I like the silence and happiness. 'Me like 000000000hhhh really' You must be fucked, need the car for everything. I didn't bother stating that thing call 'traffic'.

What is traffic?
Crosstown traffic so hard to get through to you....89 miles an hour I drive...
and that's like fucking almost 40 years ago, fer fuck sakes...
But my cousin that lives in Bejing says that traffic is worse thgat lalalalalalalalalaand. Well not really comprably since its a shit country against a G7, well actually the G1. Sad but true. But so it goes. It's the way she fucking goes. Trailer Park Boys show tongiht, or on Christmas. The day before was the Christmas one. God damn Classic, that and the rant of Griswald. (Rock on Chicago).... god damn classic... such as... fuck you rangers fuck you....I'm not gay since I'm married, but now your divorced so I guess your gay... Bend over... Really!?!?!?!?!?!?!..... ooooooohhhhhhhh.....NICE..... Fuckin' eh.

Oh yeah traffic
Traffic sucks
Especially this time of year. You cannot be like a 'normal' driving attitude. No road pops and hotboxing since too many roadblocks around. And the fuckers won on that mental battle. Its bullshit. total and uttter or is it uder BullShit. Sucks to fuck this time. Can't wait tilll not Hockey night at losing at GM Place, and not Friday days to get back from the Cypress Hill.... Plus I would like to enjoy the 'new' chair. Weird no vertical. But we are tottally spoile in Vancouver. Let alone if you can afford the inflated prices becauce of Port drug city ascpet of drugs from Asia, Columbai, Surrey nigginf ti up. They make the coin and the rest get fucked over royally. Almost crown royally, but not as tasty. Need a few hundred thousand more bulletts to nig it up make the price real. Sad party is that the fucking dude, that dude that die the Hunter man. What the fuck is his name no shit... Really... 21 Jump Street fcuk.... He fucked it up... The attitude of nothingness. the lalalalalalalaland mentality of me first... and of course not you can't fuck me up the ass... how much.... NEin. Not me anyways. Me be like loud somethinems and stuff...bvut why do people love it here. .... well its got everything beaches, mountains with no snow in 2010, a littel insider joke....., shitty transportation for not smog machines.... but then agian that's all of America.... the new lands... not just he US of fucking why am I getting probed up the Asshole... America North and Soutgh.... But yeah you better hope they don't find that joint you hoopped, as if you would, but if they did holy shit 43 years. God Save the W. Fucking bastard cocaine addicted retarde of ntohing ness and dind't even nig it up like that fucking old fuck. Fuck fuck what his name that old name ... I actually like him for his persitence... fuck he left. Not Colinospocity... that old school old fucker... Rumsfeld. He's the shit. Regardless of what you think he's said, all shit, he's fucking an evil fucker. Fucking eh. I love hime for that. He's policys are fucked. But this is aobut rraffice... and them down under 49 cosume all the not west49 shit, but like the most of everything.

God bless Glutony.
Gasoline
Drugs
Crime
Security
Fear
= 9/11 maybe

holy shit the fireball is nigging it up.
Fireball
Fireball

fucking eh...

Fireball..
Well they only will turn the world into one or like them lalalalalalalalalalaland move of that movie they made. Me most like good with movies.. Last Day. Die. Just Die... Another Tomrrow. No More Tommorrow.

Cars are great they make the sky such a nice colour of brown. Wow. wow. Aint' that something that is 'not' required. Of couse not need that smogger to nigg it up and smog it up. But mileage is better now, even though tis th s asaem old ofrumla of the story of the fuck de lat fuck.

Icebergs are melting.
Soon the pattys will be under toooooo much water.
and most of the world.
Let alone the so-called centre of commerce of Manhatten
Only 40 meteres or so rise, they don't know. Plus it fucks up the salinety of the oceans. Or so they say. Good bless Cars. Why not the industrial reveloution. Never tried before. Let's nigi it like ther'es now tommororw.

I guess Hitler had not tomorrow after 4.30.45

I guess
What's air
It's free
Let's kill it
Why not
Cause me need to get to where me like need to go
Really?
Yes...

Please........

Just die then

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