Province as a State

BC
  Wasington
They legalized it man.

Alterba
  Texas
They are insane have guns and so called oil.  Well you have to dig up the tar sands and shit.

Saskatchewan
  North Dakota
Fargo does them some homage.  Plus it gets -40 below for weeks on end not as much as before.

Manitoba
  Minnesota
Lakes, Lakes, cold and a beer hitting the the fucking ragheep in Grey Cup 19991 or so.

Ontario
  NY
The centre of the universe.  Fuck the leafs, can't even spell and there's always next year.  Same thing for all Canadian NHL team for the next few years.  It'll be a sad day when that Don Cherry is gone.  He knows hockey, eh.  That's a good boy.

Quebec
  California
Je ne sais pas, poutine.  You cannot understand most of the things they say but they make sense.  May have something to do with being stoned.

New Brunwick
  hard one - something about the invaded withe people --------New Hampshire
Some place out east.

PEI
  Road Island
I don't even know how to spell Rhode like Randy Rhodes RIP.

Nova Scotia
  Maine
Bangor Maine train show.  The trailer park boys selling the gum and hair weed to Sebatsian Bach.

Newfounland
  Massachusetts
Totally hard one to end it one.  It's not like Mississippi like Saskatchewan. They don't like tea.  They love the beer.