cars cars cars smog walking walking hotboxing

2010-08-25T23:02:00.001-07:00

Cars are garbage

Yes. Beyond that. Plus smog and Hitler aspects of it Autobahn. So everyone that drives an automible is a NAZI. Hitler built the freeways. Then so-called didn't kill the kykes in NYC 911 did a few maybe, but not enough. Then the fucking American President wtf it is built the american 'interstate' or like 'autobahn'. Both are built of concrete.

Cars. For cars. Not cattle cars taking kykes from Romania, gypsies, to make grain at Aucshcitwitz. Or like the mordern day Williamsburg invaders not buying bagels only bedbugs for free and fixies. Those fuckers are fucked. Beyond fucked. Plus they hate cars, the stupid dole fucking sucking hipster doufusees of the wasteland. Like why are you not dead. Too bad Brooklyn don't have enought guns to gill you all. Butter than kill, let the leather neck gizard hang out for a bit. Man those fucks are beyond fucked. PBR yeah man. Real classy. Probably next line about that dead fucker with his inhaling mask, just wasn't cociane eh.

I love bikes. I ride mey biek all the time. OR try too. When I make it to work. Best part of the day. Shower, puke and shit generally in the shitter and puke in the tube, shower, and dress find shit like stupid fone and hop on 2 wheeler with gears. Nice I like to have knees, I go boarding too. Just like MOgul fuckers, they are retarded. Wonder how longer tabernacer that won the gold medal at Cypress will be able to go. Fuck the one gear bikes. I ain't like 4 years old. Training wheels back then. At least most them don't have helmets. I never have one. Only on the trails downhill. City fuck that shit. And studies have found you to be better safely that is wehn not wearing a stupid fucking piece of shit leaded-plastic-head-protector mad in Chinaland. Like anything good came from there minus gunpowder. KILLL KILL KILLL. Only thing. KILL KILL KILL. Nice, like a fetus on rice.

Cars are garbage.
Why are they needed, besides to make the 'real people' that just moved wherever is cool like Brooklyn 25 years after Kerry King kicked the gorilla offstage, to be be fucking raised. For what reason. Should be razed. Even better 4120 trimester abortion. Woah don't think even the most leather old cunt go that far yet.

Cars are garbage.
Car
nice
why
Caouse you live outthere in the land of wherever. So you can have the stupid kids without discpline that think they are the shite. Nice nice, why. Fuck why. Gives me a headance and distraction thinking about that shit. Fuckers. Sure everyond loves cocaine. Casey Jones and Jerry is dead. Cassey was on Scooby Doo though. Cars Cars Cars Cars Cars

I live in a city.
I have a bicycle.
I have a CAR.
I fill my car up maybe once a month. Wintertime more so, bought it for the roadblocks to block me fomr hotboxing the gondola. God damn muther fuckres.

What do I use every day?
Well every day I 'go' to work. Generally should be 4 days a week. Bicycle.
I like it for a few reasons.

1. You get to wake up with the air in the sky
2. Puking aint' too hard to do, got too much spray back you learn child
3. pointing works
4. red light, nice no cross traffic
5. can see buildings on fire close up when the fire department closes the street
6. can see the dead body hit by car in the crosswalk
7. rush hour? really
8. critical mass, fuck that's this friday
9. pedestrians as cushions and not killing them in a smog machine CAR thing

Cars are garbage
Lots of things are garbage
Cars are the worst by far

You live far away even from the local mall with more parking than the fucking square footage of the 'mall' or stores.
Nice can't walk thorugh the parking lto without getting hit.

Fucking eh/
Exile
I am suicidal...
You want me to slice my own fucking throat..
Just to get rid of you..
Tear your fucking heart out.
My hate is cantacoiut
Eile
Just tell my fukcng why everything becomes and issue.

Hmmm. Jagertime I think.

Genau
Cars are garbage
Hopefully one kills you today.
Then you are garbage.

You self rightous fuck.
Cars are garbage.

2009-10-03T01:36:00.000-07:00

Deutschland

And then there is like 'Hongcouver'. Fuck did that flight from fucking 'rock on Chicago' stink. Man that was a differnet story bvullhsit story. But $800 instead of $2200 beofre taxes, so anyways I made it to Chicago.

Get to the plane, wierd just put it on Hawaii. That was Amsterdam and Hamburg am Reeperbahn. But yeah this song is like go fuck on the beach here there, 2am economy air.... Nothing like that direct from this place. Eventhogh th plane like leave from Richmond, not even 'Chinada' or maybe moreso like that. But when CFOX started this contest I heard like 2500 miles from LALALALAALALAland. Then the stupid cunt, WTF its name Terris or something sodimeelike her do. Didn't even know the fuck 'Young Canadians', back when you 'knew' what a CANADIAN was. Wow people couls actually like speak the langaute of the country they 'chose' to live in. Wlel they were drunk fucking trucker drivers next dooor. Fer sure. What is life. That is a different story.

Fuck blogging si so like passeeee... Beyond like texting... that actually is rather good.... not like the stupid reatard speakikng wateher the fuck it does, man my typing sucks, but like who gives a shit about anything. I sure as hell don't. Probably should, might loose my job and then like wowo man UI drinking team. But what's that worth. ALREADY GOT gout. Fuck that shit sucks. Eat food. Eat food. Just not red meat and beer. Man.

But yeah....

Kiffen break... then go to the reality of the shit of the +49 D vs. +1 Seabrook land (at least he'll be there with a gold medal at the fucking bullshit named stadium near crackville plus too boot on our ice surface size.)

1
2
3
4

fucking hostile

light it up man... Good idea.

Vince... he's dead

Canada is fucked in so many ways.... A few good things... but this is my 'land'
Like Joe said 7 years ago
I am CANADIAN

Where Deutschland is better
1. Beer
If there is a store, it sells beer plus gas stations. If its open at 5am then beer time.
2. Courtesy
Guess being Nazis tripped them fucking out. Just don't 'Seig Heil' anywhere they'll through you in jail. Odd don't get that one, but then again I'm only born on Adolf's Birthday (if he existed, probably like a huge Kyke proganda machine like Hollywood).
3. Autobahn
Nothing like that anywhere else in the world. Fuck NAZIs are still alive.
4. Deutsch is like what they speak, their own language
Weird even the nigger cab driver in Hamburg was from Africa and could speak Deutsch but I spoke English, it was worse than mine. Plus he said it there for like 14 years, since Africa sucks. Well except for the 'donairs', 'taliban', I call them 'allah akbars'. (sorta like the redskins here, but that's a similarity)
5. Bicycles have the right of way
Too fucked. Here they can't see you after they went by you, let alone if it saw you passing you. Too wild. COULD NEVER GET USED TO THAT. BUT IN amsterdam THE CAB DRIVERS SERVED TO HIT YOU. (Critical ass pissed off mentality)
6. Beer again
You can drink on the subway, bus, sidewalk. Need a lighter though to open them up. Holstein is weird comes in plastic bottle. Plus it was 25 cents for return and 70 cents for the beer. The reason being am Reperbahn, they don't want weapons to beat up the drunks and whores. HEBERTSTRASSE.
7. Trains
plus they go over 300 km, around 180 mph
8. Windmills
fucking everywhere, those things are trippy at least GROUSE has one. You can see if from north side of little mountain. Wonder if you can see if from the wastelands out there in like gangsterland of growshows and ragtops out there driving the new 'Transams'.
9. Bars are open like anytime. Just need to go to a new one after the pub closes at 12. The disco/club at 3, to the afterhours and they serve you COFFEE around 8 or so. Saturday repeat.
10. Brothels everwhere - 50 Euros ~ $75 at least in Amsterdam
11. Beer
you can drink it warm and it goes down
12. Music
Heavy metal bars (no Club Soda since 99 probably earlier) RAMMSTEIN - pussy
13. Berlin rocks. Berlin rocks. Spent one cold night in Berlin as Sammy Hagar would say.

Things better here compared to Deutschland

1. Weed
It's good and cheap. A'dam really expensive too. But you can get Morrocan gold everywhere. I love that body stone.
2. Moutains
We're fucking spoiled. Kits beach and Cypress within a half hour drive. But that is March. Plus doobies and beer. But the cocksucking cops like road blocks ont he bottome of the hill or the fucking bridge. Stupid rich people private security.
3. rain / green / sorta number one 2
last winter was fucking wild. Idiots without 'snow' tires go back to riceland and get your 'rice' tires and maybe a license
4. drunken Indians
There NAZIs, no such invasion force came in except maybe the Romans
5. Crackville
Nothing beats the DTES at all. NOTHING>>>> rock >>> down >>> powder
Classic.
And if it's raining you can use a dumpster for some privacy and 'shelter' Just watch out for the rigs

Being said, everywhere is different. There's no doubt about that. Sweet timting, Foreclosure of a dream came up. Gotta put a song on for my dead budddy from 96.. HOlly shit, like almost the last time me in Deutschland.

KAZ
MegaDave is an ASShole and a fucking retard
Thanks man for registering me when I was out in Deutschland in 95

Fucking wild. Man he loved MegadetH. totally even his coffin had him witht the guitar. And theat place on Robson Penny Lane and 2 dolllar pictures, not that one but the beer one. Fuck man. Fuck man... Plus doobies up there on the hill. Even listeing to 'STINKBOY' on the radio a few times.

Cemetary gates, next. This song totally reminds me of you. Fucking weird. Fucking totally fucking weird. WinAMP, weed, fireball and Pilsner.

Man.
You dead 96
Darrel dimebag got shot in 2004 since he and Phil are 'tards. In some cover band playing some shit road house bar
fucking 2009 Farrah fosset and MJ the pedophile died the same day. AT least KNAC.com with Uncle Scotty was like Farah Farah. The next day he evne palyed MJ shit. But Beat it had Eddy Van Halen (fuck he looks like the walking dead now.)
Man
Cemetary gates.........

fuck man.. fuck man. fuck man. fuck man. fuck man. fuck man. fuck man. fuck man. fuck man. you're dead
you're dead
you're dead
you're dead
your'e dead
your'e dead
your'e dead
you'rd dead
your'e dead
you're dead
you're dead
you'er dead
you'er dead

man reopst is hwar dot do fuck off homerow
repeat is har do t todo

Like most use dkey is backspace man. Plus like I like the fucking rawness o bullshit I rant about. Aboustlsuleyl nothing. Buthihgn then agin it's like woah man. Or like fuck I'm fucked. But not tooo fucke today.

.......

Woah man.
Photograph picture of. I walk the streets of Japan until I get lost.

Walking. That's what you do when you like a tourist and stuff. Just walk. Best bet is to get a bicycle and 'see' the city. Plus try not to get doored. Fuck did Berlin ever change. FRIEDRICHSTRASSE

Woah man, lost my train of thought. Fuckin
' he. NS man. totally. Plus the tunes on auto and now went to to some techno souding thing. Man I gotta get shit togerhter man. Like totally jman. Like here man. Fuck man, no that's grouse. Siebenstein is on Fernsehen (far way looking), weird. Let's get the bicyle sont on.

bicycle
not dead AIDS mercury
I WALK the EARTH
-- king biscuit time

downlaod that one if you can find it. Sweet. Totally happy. bicycles are happy. Cars are lound and abnoxious liook at NAskat.

Oh yeah Bicycles rock on in Europe.
Everywhere in 'reeferland' anwyas with the best '.anal tour' of the town. Sweet picture. One letter and it's beetter. Like how do you spell thouse ting that toke you up to heaven. LIke the ones with wings. ANus GEL with out US. Hey me not me thinking about my own reality. .... get stuck int he midlle.... keep on rising higher... take me today ....

Bicycles here is a dangerouse situation. Not that bad. Just be aware of the idiots from Surrey. Retarded 'drug dealing ragtops minus ragtops but still with nose' idiots on Granville. At least the cunts are out there in the sun or lighted neon drunks from grandmanama's hosue. That's a good horse.

The death star from Star Wars came from Berlin. A few people I know in Belin told me that. You could only see Alexanderplatz from the west on 3 sides. That's why it was always under construcion othe 'dark side of the moon'. Well I guess that one you try to get over and get a few AK47 shots to die. Man that news is weird from the Ossis. I saw it at a movie at my cousins house by Deustshce Wele. Plus then a DW-TV had the same exact news beginning introduction. That was wild.

Berlin rocks
Berlin rocks
Berlin rocks

2009-03-26T22:38:00.000-07:00

Fucking passwords...

My stupid random Winamp is nigging it up 'Who can it be know'.

Fuck but yeah you need them for everything. Even credit cards now got the chip on them. Sorta like the phone cards in Europa like more than 15 years ago. Fuck we are slow. In Japanada they must have them all ready tatooed to genital either balls or aureoioraliek, fuck I don't know hwo to spell that thing round the nipple man.

Passwords.
Its a 'secure' world with them.
You need them for everything. Why because there are crackehads everyehwer or like the grow shows don't knig that up. Man I know where are a few are to within the block or exactly where it is. Diesel is a good exhaust system to 'clear' it out. Fucking Diesel Power is like Hitler and invented before Jay Leno's chin started growing frmo a snail's ass. LIke the 1850's or something. The Nazi, or nein Deutschlaender fucking Deidsel, still the bismark or whatever the fuck they had. All I know is all Germans are Nazis. Eventhough that was like a long fucking time ago, if at all. What is history. Sure pictures are nice. Maybe that was Hollywood 1.0 and the proganda of 'Holocaust'

Almost as good as the little boys on that show of Kenny always dies. Like they had the show on yesterday of course on reepateats at 1am. LIke redoing movies. WTF is that. LIke the original STAR WARS is like #4. Fuck that shit. Plus there are other things in there. That's what concerts are for. You can actually 'talk' to the people. Well at least for normal music it seems. The BS 'top 40' money shit is shitte, just look at all the cunts in there. Well of course they're sweet. No shit mother fucker. that's the reason they are there. Any other. Can't sing just do the Milli Vanilli like that Fucking Simpson shit thing on SNL. Wrong song stupid cunt. Should stop sucking so much rock/cock/hairspray/yourself (Yoga works). Doubt she could nig it up her tongue to the litckiliekty lickilti likci fuck lick i ti licky de. Fuck that was hard to put in letters. Baby fat. Before the real woman comes out. Well that actually comes at birth. The hole is there. That other one, even though like HOmer say 'Woah and what a boy'. But that's fucked. All those fucked should be killed and put on rice that 'enjoy' 'kids' 'in' 'that' 'way'. Simple.

Why have sympathy. Well for destruction of course. You take a mortal man and put him control. Sorat like that fucking retard from texas Bush II. Or just plain old W. Why it's in control. Fuck he's fucked. Now the world is fucked because of it. Ain't that something worthwhile digigng up grandma's grave and felationing the maggotty corpse. Well that's a real nice picuter. LIke the WMD. Other things like gas is 'expensive'. It didn't even start. Wow 4 bucks a gallon or like a loon and a half in Canada per litre. Still cheap. Our priorites are fucked. Cars. Cars. Cars. Cars are fucking garbage.

Cars are not cities. You need car to leave the city to the 'bedroom' cities. then of course not enough land miles of wasteland wasted for the use of the smogger. Alas a very sad point.

Like Prius fucks. Holy shit. They should be the next ones killed after the Pedophiles and I dunno what else really needs to be not here. But they are right behind fucking retards that want to fuck their own childeren and put in on the net. That is fucked. No pun intended. They deserve to get fucked up the ass by a sawsall, another hard word, until they die. Just strap it up, all tied down and let the jigsaw with the dildo on the end just nig it up. Or even better like a horse cock, of course long face already turned into Alpo, with a 1/2 inch rebar in the shaft to make it hard. Just go go go. go go go. go go go. What sense do they have being alive.

I could go on and on about others. But almost everyone will agree that fucking those fucks are fucked.

Back to Prius retards. Nice, nice, nice. You still drive a fucking car. You still drive a fucking car. You still drive a fucking car. It still uses gas. It still uses gas. I hope a few Hummers, if they still exist, take a few out. Like those Smart cars. At least their exhaust ain't as bad as most 'diesels', seem to be from Surrey to and in a hurry for what hmmm Kurri.

Oh yeah Prius
They are all smug and shit.
Fuck them.
Give them a shotgun colonoscopy, sorta reverse of a Kurt Cobain other mouth
Why
Why
Plus you can't hear them. You walk in the 'city'. Well most places called cities you walk like NYC, Berlin, Paris, Boston, Sydney, Tokyo. Tokyo is the biggest fucking people in anywhere. Insane. YOu don't got to fucking buttfuck out there in nowhere land, unless you are 'lucky' to 'now' someone outside the 'city'. But then again free transportation and free crashing. But booze and cars don't mix. All cars should have a blow hole. You're fukced and you're fucked cant' get back to Grandma's house in Surrey. WTF is that about. (Culture, I could go on and on about that but that isn't realy relating to cars and wlaking and smog and gas and other things like that.)

Where the fuck am I.
Oh yeah.

Prius is fucked
Fuck the smugness
Give 'em a shotgun for their 'brain', like by that I mean the one that stinks (well if they are foreign both work then, good choice then)
Gas if fucked
Gas is going
going
going
going

gone
gone
very god damn soon.

2008-08-21T00:02:00.000-07:00

barnyard

Lots of meaning to that word
A good movie too
I saw it today
I helped buddy get the TV back working and that movie came on after KTLA news. No bullshit murders ijn Compton or like some 'freeway' in the land of nowhere or like lalalalalalalalalalalalalaland.

Fuck this is fucked, speaking of nowhere land like the rosters out there in Surrey. n You know it's sad but true. So my power went out. That sucks. They even locked up the liquour store. Fuck I had empties to return. But yeah, fuck. So I had cell phone and phoned up fuckhead. At leat he don't have stink in his name or like buttfuckdad. I think that's a bad one. He no really like that. Plus he's dad think my want to like his name. Nein Danke. That's fucked. But yeah power went out. So I drove my automobiel or like smogmaschien to the the fucking Fairview. The rooster was there, I forgot it's name, but yeah. They had weed eh, or so called eh. But then agian fucker is like a crackhead and like not a fucking iditio from some foreign land of Saskatchewan, fuck that's hard to sepll nan, but not read like the other shite main. tja. fuck...

Oh yeah driving
I have a car
A smoke machine
Sorry smog machine
fuck I must've spilt some Firsball here, fuck its sticky. Hopefully not some rubber of cum stuck to my co-workers screens. That's tasty. NOT. But fuckin' eh. Or like disgusting, or like kids, or are the botht he samae man. Sure man. Warum nicht. Tja fuckin fucking fuk de fuck heads.
3AM phone call
its 3am moement
in foreign policey, in fuckin Kyke man from NYC, fucking not living in Brooklyn smokoing crack, caues when you in Brooklyn you bewst smoke some crack aka Biohazard

Morally,
Nice word
What are moralls
What are norms.

I'll give a few.... Fuck a joint break and then nig it up time man.... Norms.
Norms...
Skins
Inhale...

aight be like smoke and rype and bake man
Fucking norms man
man like what is normal man
life
fer sure man
acid
why not man
acid at an interview for a job
totally double dare man. You'll nig up the job
Rob Rigel from Beigin in repeat... too funny

Rob great report
... uh the great wall ain't the walling wall in Jerusulam or like Auschwitx... Or as they say in Hebrew... fuckin eh... Need some Cyrpess Hill to nig up the tuen
Norms
Norms
Norms

That is the subject.
Or is it the title
Pick it pack it.
Like at Piegeon Park more like got push, pipe, shite, rock, paper, scissors
3 road or Joyce station, you like rice
Plug it
Un plug it
...
with that flame I light up the cherry.,..
...
smoke
throught he bulling water...
get me 4 footer....

wow man...
celebration

come on celebrate a party with me...
ye how....

Fuck thisw song is hard on the thinking.. Let's celebrate.

Come on...
.... ye hooow
it's a clebration
...
ye howwww.
Celebrate doot times
come on
I'ts a celbreation
cellebater good timees.

....
let's celebrate
she's so tight
..

ufck I can't nig this up. great for fucking Karokee or like Kokannee and like siging like a fucking Sashwatch, or liek whatever the fuck it is not OggoPoggo.

NOrms
Norms
Norms.

OK driving.
Hard I know. Right foot. Why does the left move on the 3 on the tree. Nice eh. Mirros too. Like WTF, not like rice in paddy made by some iditio that moved to citie and has like an umbrela in the 'sunshine' not just liquid either. 'I want to get high'... 'but I never knew why'.. Or is like called existence.

Gas
I have gas
It hurst. Not like Calfiornia fucking castle fucker. If I had that money me like probably like dead, as em mother said me be. that's totaolly sad man. I'm not dead mom. Great words to say to where you spit from, Me not dead. Heance the inanenness of the si shtie theat started and put the bells back on, in, in,in i,in fucking typeing is fucked. fuck man, beer is fucked... chiscks are fucked.. someone fucked your momma, hgence the spigot that came out... Or what you want to call it . fcuk in nedd some differente tunes man............ bels
bells
bells
bells
bells
man
man
was geht heir los
fucking Schweinsteiger
oder Sch
..
I want to get stoned
on mraijunanan
juanannaua
is very hard am typing man. Firebll, and some Jamican Appleton but only normal. Not the good uggghhh.

I want to get high
I want to get high
man nicht mainNhastings

fuxck
but yeah man
not buttfuckdad at least

2008-07-19T23:11:00.001-07:00

Yaletown fucks
Surrey retards
Self centered idiots
Gentrification
Young parenst with kids that don't live in a Trailer Park. A trailer park means no brains. No foundation, eh.

But what they all got in common.

The status quo is good.
Too bad it ain't like Hitler times, well sorta turning like that down under the 49. But yeah

Why
Why

Consume, have leaded-garbage from wherever shit is made now.
Why
Need to board ourselves up into the confines of the cubby hole / basement growshow / your own anus, for the three forementioned fucks.

Je ne sais pas.. Warum? Fuck krauts are pretty fucked. I can speak their language and they still want to try their shit version on me. Like fuck you. Oder Fick dich, oder Faust in die Fotze.

This is tooo funny mannnn.....

I got a garden.
It's nice. Not that nice, like the piss garden and willy nelson. Something but not much. At least 2 other people were smoking weed at Willy's show. That was fucked.

But yeah the gardne is good. I puked the other day there. I like clean out the water barrell and there was like shit in the bottom. NICE... NICE... needless to say upchuck shit... but I

fuck
the clapped de clappe die fuck of country roads. It fucked me up man. Spillt the beer. ?Fuckoing totally. Fuckeing bullshit. Take me home to the place that I belong. (Like the crack whore yesterday at Stinky Funkerbeans was like you wan't you're fourtune read. I'm like yeah I'm gonna die. You're goona die. We all will die..... Fuckin what. Fuck that part of town is fucked man. But at least they talk. Not like the 'smurfs' or like 'excuse me' or 'iTards'.)

Woah Firebasll. Need some Teen Spirit. Why is it called that. Shotgun to the head. Good way to go, even better than hitler. Only a little handgun and some cynaide pill, at least that's what we're told. At least Saddam is on Youtube. God bless th e inaness of this time. Wow man. tottally. Like now ay like and they already have Herpes abcdefghijklmnop and only like 12. Well that's the one the goverment supports on their' so called like 'interment camps'. But yeah. Plus a free Jerry can at Xmas, like XCrossing.

America is fucked.
Fur sere
Canada is beyond fucked.
We lie
We let them be
and be as self centered as you want to be. Well should be centre as in the Molson sorry Bell Centre in Tabernac Monträöål fuck can't remember the fucking Alt combination for real people. If your keybourard ain't like fucking on like English then wow man. But fuck man.... But whatever.... Nevermind... how low...how lowww, hello, hello, ehloo, how low. Well the lights down ist contagsious man that's hwar d to do like typ e alone whyith the song. Even dead fucking idtios from shitland of Microsoft/Starbucks no more Boeing they go back home to Chicago. Rock on Chicago. Fer sure man.

Self centered idiots
Its' happening therefore its good.
I don't get that ofr a second.
I live in the city. I don't really listen to anyghint or let anything get me going on man. Just sounds. But I speak my mind. That's wild. Those fuckers don't.

Why do people that have kids beyond retarded dealing in the public realm.
I think the sidewalk is the real world. Well in the city. The city eh. Key word the City of Vancouver.
Sureey there are other so-called cities of so-called whatever-Canadians but why bother. It ain't a paradise. Just parking lots. LIke me say to me old man, fuck this hurts to put the old man in ther, but he built some shit out there. Yeah nice everyone has a parking lot in their front yard. Really inviting to those other things calle d like the inhabitants of thsoe moving steel coffines, people. Man that one gets me going to.. At least gas is still cheoap

$1.50 is still cheap
$2 still cheaper than beer
$3 approaching a pint of beer at the shittiest/best bars (well no stupid whores and cougars that only need it anally anyways)
$4 Beer will cost more, that sucks, but so will the so-called 'freeway' system
$5 Why do you need a car, why are they foreclosing your shit house in buttfuck nowhere, sorry Surrey, in a rush to get Kurri

Only 2010 till $3

see with that

But themselfish idiots.
True enough you have to deal with your own existence. Well who else will. You're mamma, maybe grandma will and wash your Transam in like forementioned fucked up land of Kurri after Scott Road.

Why be holier than though.
I don't get that.
I'm just real, not like 'real', whatever that means ini the sens of the TV shows and shit. Just don't have to pay everyone fucks Barry Dealy up the ass $million per show. Cheaper. Plus people are fucked, self centered. That mutlipleis it. Now doubt man.
Why consume

TV tells me
So therefore good
Foreigners are invading and can't get jobs with their 'so-called' degrees
Wow
Plus can't speak english

Holier than Though

More like
Payback's a bitch motherfucker (look for SLAYER lyrics for that man, payback.)

--- after it goes like all happy allah akbar as I say, every song does even Angel of Death (talking about Joseph Mengele at Auschwitz)
I
don't
Want
You
To
Die
until
I
get
the
chance
to
kill
you
myself....

...
Now you're nothing
...

Lifeless
Carcass....

Now
you're
nothing

You
ain't
fucking
shit.

2008-05-09T00:31:00.000-07:00

Expensive gas only 1.35 per litre

Sorry that's a joke.

Watching fucking htat kyke show from the towers town of 9/11 that fucking Jon Stewart, missing letters in the name probably something to do with the Auscwchitz nein Auschwitz slaughter or so-called of those other reatarded so-called kykes eh.

But yeah. Me need doobies.

Dobbies ain't a word. That's fu k'ed up fer sure amna

Gas is cheap
Gas pollutes
Gas inhaling gets you royally fucked up
Gas brings shit with Lead from that so-called country that 'owns' Tibet
Gas comes from my anus
Gas is owned by governments in all countires minus a few. Weird how that is since like
Gas is required for everything
Gas is requited to drive 71 mpg prius fuckin' idiot.
Gas is requied to get energy for batteries
not
Battery.... Battery... Classic like me and my Transam (but me no live with me Grandman... plus she's dead and the one in the country me born in is also dead... Well we all gotta.(
Gas is needed
Gas is fucked
Gas makes you fuckedi n the head
Gas makes you take you're retarded kids living by the frewway to take a 'bike ride' on the Seawall.
Gas is fucked
Gas isn't like nigged up enough
Gas is the shite
Gas isns't really requited in the places of the city. Namely to say between King Ewdard and Nanamio.
Gas is gonna die
Gas is wow, everything everwhere to go. Unless you like walk to the park thorugh tthe main bullshit streets of the culdasac balliguandu never ending nothingness of anything that makews order seem like something without the aspedct of the fucking thing called gasline
Give me fuel
Give me fire
.... sounds like an Allah Akhbar Bin Laden diesease or so-called
My disire
My lifestyel ditternamins my deathlsyt
keep searching
keep searhcing
the search goes on
on and on

gas wow
gas is only 1.30 now in May
a dime a month
so like 1.66 by BC Day fer sure
Fucking eh.... Only a bit early for that...

LIke me in Europa it was 60 cents here and like 2 bucks there. But beer was cheaper, priporiteiis eh. And I thought the gas would be 30 bucks and it was 200 DM, fucking dated I know.

But gas is not neeeded.
How do you get your milk to your car?
How do you get it back?
Well the other just a small walk. Especially from that important place of the front yard of concrete, or asphalr or like dirt if you live beyond Anis Road. Makes it easier to make the so-called 'grow show' move.

Wow gas is cheap. Gas makes everthing more expensivce for those that do not use roads.
Roads are subsidized.

But yeah
May 1.30
June 1.43
July 1.57
August 1.666
September the shit kids are back in school so it'll go down to 142.0

See how this year is for predictions. Proably more 'realistic' for those so-called fuckheads

Still cheap gas
Can't wait unitl my tank cots over $100 for 50 litres

$2 litre will change the patterns of those of 'nowhere places'.
Bascially antyhgin beyojdnd Nanamio and King Edward
The rest is shite
Except for grow shows, mehto lagbs, whores,

Well whores
O r like me say horses.. are good

Look at Elliot Spitzer *good name, I bet she swalled for 4K per

but gas is cheap
Yiou're gust fuckin the head
fuckin' eh
trotaltatlaytlylatrlaytlaytoasytklashdl

fucxk
fuck
fuck
fuck
bloogoso
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blogosphere

2008-02-02T00:52:00.000-08:00

Suicide

Suicidental Tendencies

You can't bring me down....
... fucking 'Eye of Tiger' niggingin it up on the DDDDDDDDradio, like Deutschland Radio. Weird they had .2 on the FM channel when me last there. Fucking long time ago '97, nja und die Grüßen glaube ich geht's so. Fuck figure them Google fucks that buy shit would nig up the the redline aspect of shite and shite and like Word it up or Outlook. (Or as my chinese brother saids 'lookout'. Fuckin' idiot believing in Unix. Really. Well at least there is something that isn't fucking a shotgun to the head in buttfuck nowhere aka Microsoft, or like the fucking wasteland aspect of Google in 'Silicon Valley'. Just a good misnomer for business parks only served by cars. Really. Its fucked up. Nobody walks. At least at Google they give you shit to eat and sleep and transport. Doubt many fucking idiots ride from Mission to nowhere, even past the Shark Tank or WTF the branding is now. Sorta like Seahawk Satudim. Metlllacie rocked though. Man beers eh.... Fucking eh

Suicide
what a nice word
Russian Roulette
That's fucked
Or is it.
Je ne sais pas
Maybe its the ultimate balls
I think that one, since its royally over when the not click happens
But yeah
Why
Why
Why take about suicide. It's fucking eh. Everything is fuckin' eh. Smog is natural.

Whatever made us to be like on theis thing called the 'blue' planet. At least not fucking retarded dudes that took a roller with blue paint to their faces. But me like ominipresent. God bless Allah, W., fuck whatever. Who gives a flying fuck. If you do it really hurts. Especially if you on Viagra and you hit the wall intead of bunghole or like the fat that leads to the cunt and no velcro recrieved, I can't spell that word now. Recirvevv recired fuck fuck. fuck man. Ich bekomm ... bis nach her. Genau... Fucking google should nig up the the wording into the other EU language, plus the specail ALT characters. Fuck those not in the standard or chicken scratch bullshit. Well just DIE is all I can say.

....
Doobie time
....
Good idea...
Inhale...
Exhale...
Genau...

Let's get stoned man....
'ere man...
like no way man
like you are fucked in the head man
really...
yeah
Put this in your bong on shoot your head off.

Doobies are fun
On the chairlift
Hotboxing the car to Whistler
Hotboxing hte Gondola to the Roundhouse, not long eh...
Hotboxing the midstation fuck on Blackcomb
Excalbiur the hotbox lift across Fitzsimmons Creek, like the sump, a 3 minute walk from the beer store by the Chateau
The skytrain, but there is secuirty now with guns. Nicht gut jetzt. Fucked royally.
Now
Always
Except at work. Depending on job and mentality capacity though on that aspect. In a fucking office environment it's just insane. Firstly you must deal with basically retards. Let alone if they can speak the language of the country they live in. That's a really hard one out here in Hongcouver. Plus if you have the 'patience' to listen to them and try and understand what the fuck it's saying. Fuck this. Geht mir total auf die Eier, nicht becker so wie f129r die Fotzen. Fuck.

Suicide
Allah Akbars, 9/11 Mohammed Atta
today happy news, retards on remote control bombs, in like allah akbar I think BagDad
(hopefully no velco goin on there and the balls stick together)
Wow it hasn't fucking rained forever, like 3 weeks. Now there's snow down in town. Lets go out of bounds, since there is a real stable ice pack. Fuckin' idiots. Just DIE. Please DIE. Please DIE. Why does our country let idiots like you live, well you probably are like a Chilliwack breed minus having the housing paid for, but at least they speak English. that's a hard one. Fuckin' royally so.
Driving to get bottle water at Costco or Wallmart or anyother store that has a parking lot for 'pollution movers and fat asses' that is like 4 times the size of the insanity maise maze you go through. (I hat that fucking store at rupert and 12th, the supper store. For fucking super long lines and idiots with idiot kids that look even retarded than the chick with the retarded kid.. I saw her today on the way to work. Way too late man. Like 13 minutes late. But yeah its like hey, hey, how are you, I feel like shit. At least now I don't ahve to wake up tomorrow after booze. Nice. Need some snow man.
Suicide I think it is
Being a drug dealer wannabe fucker stoned on something expensive, like smack or crack. Most likely the latter since its' not that nice and nedd more mroe more more more more more moer moemre moremoer moer moermore more more more moe moe more more more more moe moer more
beer
more beer
''... i think we have a couple of cold ones down here near the bottom'
more
mroemromeroemremroemroemroemroemroemroemroemrommroemroemoemoremroemroe
moremroemoemoremreomreomeromoermremoremoremoremoremofremomforemforemofmfmoremfore
mforemomfoemforemomfoemfeormmofmoemfmo
more
more
moremoremoremoremoremoremoremmoremoremoremoremoremomremormoermoermoeroemroermodmeoemroermoe
wild thast pattern emerges
more beer
till 10am or 9am on Hastings, or like alwasy wiyth a phone.

Suicide
Drive
Drink
Kill
OK
Why
Good
Really
Yes
Dead
Means
Meat
.mmmm
Food
Genau
Cars
Dead
No
Oil
Really
Not
But
Yes
Weed
Man
Fuck
Man
Got
Distracted
Man
Weed
Man
Fuck
WTF
think
genau
OK
Cars
Waste
Space
For
What
Shite
From
Some
Woah
Communist
Warum
Planetary
Suicide

S
Su
Sui
Suic
Suicd
Suicide

2007-12-26T02:35:00.000-08:00

Need cars to enjoy snow

snow
snow
snow
snow

something that is a very 'foreign' word in Vancouver or its environs.
Totally sad but true in that way.

BTW Merry Christmas. It was Christmas when I did not drink. Really???? Believe it or not I'm not walking on air. But yes. Well technical no, but legally yes. Only had 2 beers on Cypress lifts. The old school, slow basrard,that used to nig it up with the Kychari. And then the fuck de la fuck Panorama one. The new chair is odd. Man no vertical. Plus the black run look nice, but not enough powder on it. Ice nightmare. Probably has to do with the idiots, (lying in the middle of the run, speaking not english, and like Japanese.... odd in its own right) nigging it up. I do it a bit too. But at least my 'excuse', is cause of natural causes. The worst is bailing the googles are fucked. Fuckingg goggles ain't googles, odd, I fucked that up. Man is that in the lexicon now or what. Holy shit, no fucking doubt. Man me like yeah... Uhm... What the fuck was it me like talking about.... Je ne sais pas. I guess me read back and figure it out... but you must go live. Not too much with the upeer lright most key. Nien. 8. Nein. no. Really.

Since me had to drive everywhere today. I hate this time of season. I like to drink. I gotta hobby, its' called rinking as fucking Richky's dad says. I got hobbies Bubbles, drinking. Drinking is a hobby. Well I guess it wastes time. What don't really do that, thogh eh. Well if it didn't it'ld be royally fucked up. Totally, royally.

But yeah the thing called a car. Hence like th name of the blog is like parking. Parking is a pian. Parking. Parking . can I say something about having a car. 'It sucks to pay for parking'. Retarded mentality of those in the land of those things called garages driveways and there's another thing called a wasted space of house. But most of them world confer it be like the thing that is 'reality'. Well I guess the subrubs are here until the fucking world is fucked. But somehow they maybe nigging it up a lot better know with that great 'invention'.

Oh yeah.
Snow
snow

I have snow tires.
Odd. Me know. But then again I boutggh t the fucking thing to go up and enojy the snoe. Don't like it then fuck of to wherever the fuck you are from and please please 'JUST DIE'. no Deutsch there. like fuck man.... It sucks.... but not really. Just the idiots that aren't 'aware', 'can speak english', 'everywhere', 'why', 'Trudeau', fuck that cocksucking dead bastard. Hes' fucked. sounds like a hip song know. Our parents prime minister.... But he fucked it up.... let alone being able to take the test to be like 'responsible' in not either of the 2, zwo, two, fucking languages of the country.... Arret.

Thent he thing ont hte new s . Wird how I wathc it all the time. Really. No doubt, but it's like fuckin fucked. For the summer when the shootings were going on preety good. Actually fuckin' eh. See lotsa dead bodies on TV. And its local. Almost all in the city of Vancouver whre the body is leaning over the car dashboard. Good. Good. Very good. Need more of that. Fer sure. What purpose do they fucking eh. Drugs. fucking 'eh. Tja warum.

Then there is snow.
Snow is nice
It's white.
And you go up to the hill and its fucking eh. Freash powsder not like rowck down, powder, rock down powder.
Powder
fresh snow
so many of those things called not synonyms but WTF is it.... fuck me english not wrk like not
I had to delete some shite that wasn't like 'nice'. but yeah. Holy shit, need some Fireball I think.

good idea...

then after the dinner me go like sleep.
Then me go to some fuckin' eh party. Christams night party. That's the shit.
And fuck de la fuck of hoappy laughy de laughy like guy was like Delta is nice. I like the silence and happiness. 'Me like 000000000hhhh really' You must be fucked, need the car for everything. I didn't bother stating that thing call 'traffic'.

What is traffic?
Crosstown traffic so hard to get through to you....89 miles an hour I drive...
and that's like fucking almost 40 years ago, fer fuck sakes...
But my cousin that lives in Bejing says that traffic is worse thgat lalalalalalalalalaand. Well not really comprably since its a shit country against a G7, well actually the G1. Sad but true. But so it goes. It's the way she fucking goes. Trailer Park Boys show tongiht, or on Christmas. The day before was the Christmas one. God damn Classic, that and the rant of Griswald. (Rock on Chicago).... god damn classic... such as... fuck you rangers fuck you....I'm not gay since I'm married, but now your divorced so I guess your gay... Bend over... Really!?!?!?!?!?!?!..... ooooooohhhhhhhh.....NICE..... Fuckin' eh.

Oh yeah traffic
Traffic sucks
Especially this time of year. You cannot be like a 'normal' driving attitude. No road pops and hotboxing since too many roadblocks around. And the fuckers won on that mental battle. Its bullshit. total and uttter or is it uder BullShit. Sucks to fuck this time. Can't wait tilll not Hockey night at losing at GM Place, and not Friday days to get back from the Cypress Hill.... Plus I would like to enjoy the 'new' chair. Weird no vertical. But we are tottally spoile in Vancouver. Let alone if you can afford the inflated prices becauce of Port drug city ascpet of drugs from Asia, Columbai, Surrey nigginf ti up. They make the coin and the rest get fucked over royally. Almost crown royally, but not as tasty. Need a few hundred thousand more bulletts to nig it up make the price real. Sad party is that the fucking dude, that dude that die the Hunter man. What the fuck is his name no shit... Really... 21 Jump Street fcuk.... He fucked it up... The attitude of nothingness. the lalalalalalalaland mentality of me first... and of course not you can't fuck me up the ass... how much.... NEin. Not me anyways. Me be like loud somethinems and stuff...bvut why do people love it here. .... well its got everything beaches, mountains with no snow in 2010, a littel insider joke....., shitty transportation for not smog machines.... but then agian that's all of America.... the new lands... not just he US of fucking why am I getting probed up the Asshole... America North and Soutgh.... But yeah you better hope they don't find that joint you hoopped, as if you would, but if they did holy shit 43 years. God Save the W. Fucking bastard cocaine addicted retarde of ntohing ness and dind't even nig it up like that fucking old fuck. Fuck fuck what his name that old name ... I actually like him for his persitence... fuck he left. Not Colinospocity... that old school old fucker... Rumsfeld. He's the shit. Regardless of what you think he's said, all shit, he's fucking an evil fucker. Fucking eh. I love hime for that. He's policys are fucked. But this is aobut rraffice... and them down under 49 cosume all the not west49 shit, but like the most of everything.

God bless Glutony.
Gasoline
Drugs
Crime
Security
Fear
= 9/11 maybe

holy shit the fireball is nigging it up.
Fireball
Fireball

fucking eh...

Fireball..
Well they only will turn the world into one or like them lalalalalalalalalalaland move of that movie they made. Me most like good with movies.. Last Day. Die. Just Die... Another Tomrrow. No More Tommorrow.

Cars are great they make the sky such a nice colour of brown. Wow. wow. Aint' that something that is 'not' required. Of couse not need that smogger to nigg it up and smog it up. But mileage is better now, even though tis th s asaem old ofrumla of the story of the fuck de lat fuck.

Icebergs are melting.
Soon the pattys will be under toooooo much water.
and most of the world.
Let alone the so-called centre of commerce of Manhatten
Only 40 meteres or so rise, they don't know. Plus it fucks up the salinety of the oceans. Or so they say. Good bless Cars. Why not the industrial reveloution. Never tried before. Let's nigi it like ther'es now tommororw.

I guess Hitler had not tomorrow after 4.30.45

I guess
What's air
It's free
Let's kill it
Why not
Cause me need to get to where me like need to go
Really?
Yes...

Please........

Just die then

2007-11-10T01:06:00.000-08:00

Annoyance of transportation

Cars vs. anything
Bicycles vs. Anything
Pedestrians vs. trying to live
and other things that are like odd. Such as owning a car but taking transit. WTF is that? Well I do rarely, but I bicycle to work, since its the same time as rat racing in a car. Plus when I puke, its outside so I don't need to clean it up. Food for the critters, be them left over rats from the strike or the crow. The crow eating my puke, was classic. Puke matter hanging from its beak and me coming from Liquor store. ... You know it's Sad but True. Fuckin' eh.

Got the case sentence. Need to dwell. I think that's what it is from the English bullshit of school. The intro to what you talk about and then write essays. My English ain't that great, but me know what a Floozi is. And Faust in die Fotze. Fuck sorry, that's Deutsch, but sorta can see it if you understand English.

Doobie break first. Then me like nig it up man. Fer fucking sure.

Sweet 1st gear.... ah haha... 2nd gear... How far you going man... Perfect timing
... Geez I hope your dick is bigger than this man.... You wanna get high man.... Fire it up...La china, is that a joint man.. It's like a quarter pounder man.... Is it heavy stuff man...I even smoked that Tide stick.... Thai stick... ya man... toke it up toke it up man.... what is in this shit... but its got some Labrador man... its dog shit. My dog ate my shit man...Really blew the dogs mind.... i CAN'T breathe.... hey hey hey man I got somthing that will mellow you out... Just take 'em man. Hey hey don't take those man. What? I almost gave you the wrong shit.... Wow man... You just ate the most acid I ever saw anbody eat in my life man.... that's good acid... Too many acid.. MELLOW OUT MAN.... uhmmmmmmmmmm, uhmmmm, uhmmmm, oh shit, mellow, mellow, meloow, mellow ya better know man. ya. mellow. ya.... aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh. Some times that hleps man. ... the cops just went by.... I dind't think it would be like this... Your license... oh oh yeah I got my driver's license man. I just thought of somehting funny man, you're mamma. ... just wait here a minute... I'm gonna get busted... How long does this shit last. ... What's your name.... Uh his name is Ralph man...

God damn classic. I love the fucking winamp nigging it up. It knows the 5000 or so songs I have. Pissed me off that I didn't rip my CDs before some junkies rip them off. But fuck whatever, plus it probasbly was about 10 grand worth. Didn't have Auschwitz safety, so fuck whatever. At least don't need to move them. Dated technology by far nowadays.

Cars
Are everywhere, therefore its good.
At least in the mindset of those that live in some place without sidewalks.
Sidewalks are bad they have slow moving idiots on them. No I mean like walkers.
Cars are on the roads. Just not the little shit road, branch like thing of a tree, I live on.
Well not in my world. I can't really nig it up this way.

Pissed of by being in a car
vs. Pedestrians
100 east Hastings, like why are you alive
it's a red light stupid retard (when crossing without looking for turners)
Move (what is speed, not a sloth crawl)
Why the fuck is this street closed and my car got towed since me not see sign. Examples would be Fireworks, the dead show on the Drive, Remembrance Day, some gay beyond fuck de fuck Hollywood North pretencious bullshit
stupid retards walking in the parking lot at Rupert and 12th
Fuck move, I want to get in front of traffic like after a concert
Nice you have an iPod, I got 2 tonnes and a nice windshield you can conform your body shape too
Are you that retarded?

Bicycle vs. other bicycles
Critical ass even had an accident. Some retard with his camera got smacked by the IGA on Burrard there. Some idiot shit, fuck cameras are a differnet story. Handy, but annoying beyond fuck. Like going to a concert and its that glow fucking bullshit.
What are signals. Cars hate us so point. Point... Point... Point, whichever direction it is, not always right or left, sometimes more straight off... Its amazing how perspective cars are west of Nananimo,. fuck can't figure that spelling out
Passing nice and close, without saying the magic words... such as ON YOUR
I hate idiots with the helmet and Ipod. Guess you're totally fucked.
Ipod and no helmet. Sweet. Like an Ozzy song about Suicide.
Weaving in and out of traffic of parked cars. That's retarded. YOu need to be seen. Cars hurt and they are like gonna win all the time, unless you're at Granville and 70th with your Glock pre cocked, which is a joke right there. Just nig it up when them... As that Cypress Hill song go.
Being retarded and go fast uphill and piss of those others around you that enjoy the downhill. Sorta the reason its called downhill skiing. Chairlift, or at Whistler the 6 seater hotboxer.
You need to have a flashing light. Just not red in the front. I even saw a cop bike with that. Just odd, why is it coming towards me. But you need one. Especially to go fast at night, down the main roads of course. The back roads are suicidal beyound Mike Muir's comprehension.
That's nice you aren't a construction worker, just a target. Like who the fuck are these idiots. Plus they do losta stupid things too boot.
Did I mention I ride my bicycle to work everyday. Well at least those I go to work. Probably a few dozen days not.God damn Sex Pistols are giving me s headache.
Are you that retarded?

Pedestrians vs. Bicycles
You have eyes don't you (such as when you are going in front of them an dhav time to see you easily)
That hurt (getting hit by being retarded)

Fuck I can't do anything really from persepctive of pedestrians. Most of them are fucked up. That's a royally situational case as to the expected behaviour that will occur. Downtown is fucked up. Depedns on the street and time of day. The only real exception is Davie, even though its Sodomyville. Yaletwon, holy shit anal buttplugs. Hastings crack whores R us. 100 Block is this a real city. Zombies everywhere. God damn jaywalkers... especially those on the freeway. I like doing that one. That was back in the day of being a little kid, or fucked up punk kid. First side was suicidal then the other side heading to the Port Mann were fucked, just like today and that was 20 years ago or so. Need to run though. Saved 10 minutes from the 25 to 30 minute walk.

Cell phones
Why do they make people retarded?
Like at work when you are on the phone, you need to think. Other noises, trying to type, is royally hard. Plus for business shite you need to pay attention and think. Not like driving and drinking and smoking crack, getting sucked off, while puking and stuck in rush hour.

iPods
That's nice you have some white ear buds.
Hmm white ear buds, let's jump the fucker.
Can't hear anything, but me alive for whatever reason (I guess to perpetuate your inaneness into the global warming aspect)
ON YOUR... FUCK JUST KNOCK THE FUCKER DOWN
Why do they make people retarded?

Crackheads
Fuck that's a weird drug.
Nice.
Nice.
That's it a 20 rock does the trick.
Don't need more.
Why bother, unless you want to lose weight and things of meaning albeit the house, car, wife, kids, family and trade it in for a skeleton and an alphabet charms of hepatitis if you're lucky

TNT
I'm dynamite
And I'll win the fight
TNT

song on now. so me like get sitracted and stuff... hmmm Fireball break.

hmmm... Fireball.

Hopefully the snow comes soon. Last ytear was nice. on the dead day memory of WW1 is like NYC towers plus 2 to the first number. At the eleventh hour. Not the midnight hour, that was the firebombing of Deustchland in 1945 such as the classic Dresden inferno. Fucking Nazis. Weird today they had picture of the peaceful Swastika to mark the beginning of the Hindu Daliwali and supposedly also the Sikh Surrey fucks too. Sweet. Its a harmony sign, that some brown eyed fucker that wanted blue-eyed fucks to rule the world. Shit unless all them brown eyes get lead poisioin it won't happen. Odd, huh.

WTF WTC can't thinkg of anyother WT , not like NS...
ahahahahaha
ahahaahahaha, ahaha, ahaa,a ahahaha
....
Can't think... love is fleeting.... bares repeating know...

Cars
Bicycles
Pedestrians
But a dumptruck from Surrey trumps them all, plus it probably don't have brakes

Just DIE then for the last one

Just DIE

2007-08-09T00:10:00.000-07:00

Yet fucking again,

The god damn login is a royal pain in the ass.
You have to remember shite, just because you like nig it up on the blogosphere.

But my blogossphere is fucked up. Too say the least, eh. And its like Mindlink around like 1986 on a 300 baud modem from a Commodore 64. Fuck Facebook. Didn't them google fuckheads buy that shit too. Or like Myspsce. Myspace is braindead facebook a little less.

Like really who gives a flying fuck about that garbage. Weird how the garbage strike going on in the only place that matters in the GVRD, well the only one named, eh. is still going on. But yeah. Fuck I gotta qwerty it up a bit more I guess to remember all these fucking login names and passwords. Beyond bullshit. Roayllayl beyojnd BS. Not NS exlax, well probably exactly.

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Enough of the bullshit of setting this thing up. Fucking pisses me off though eh.

I live in a city.
The city is called East Vancouver.
There are electric trolley wires going by on the street.
That's nice.
For some god damn reason they have lotsa diesel engines on it too? I don't understand that for the fuck of me. I guess they are all old and can't speak English either. But I think I've seen more of the new trolleys getting towed in the city. The city. The city, eh. The city of the GVRD or even the gay metro new name of Metro Vancouver. Wow. Wow. Why would I go beyond Nanamio or King Edward anyways. But of course that's a very moot point.

Oh yeah I do have a car. Only after a decade of living in the city. Only reason was to nig it up to Cypress. I read on their website the other day. First new lift in West City, not westside. Plus they replaced the old 10minute with 4 minute high speed quad. Fucking nightmare of (the daily child molestor. I was ciruclation manager back then. I had a heck of a time to give away those promotional T-shirts. woah TV said that... Powerhungry, socialopathetic, stinkfingerend and even a cannibal. And he is all those things? How can you say he's still a nice guy. ... beaten us to death by our own mothers while he applauded them for it...kick you in the nuts...even then it was very prestigious... abusive, we preferred to think of it as a kind of commaraderie. ... started wars... goolish proganad.... TAPAS TASTE BAD!... he was right about that.... I have to say I do like tapas. My point eaxactly.... Get America into Iraqy. Hearst was a quaterbark of war, Murdoch is a cheerleader.... he's the finest panty flashers of all time. Tell the true Kyke, sorry Jon... Buck Henry everybody.... man is that hard)

Wree the fcuk me be at.
Yeah the moutnian. hence the nee dfor a car. This aint' der Schweiz so like you need a car to go to any mountina except for the fucking beyond gay, can you say beyon gay, Grouse Grind. Nice. Nice. Fuck that shit. Plus you must pay to come down. That's utter and total bullshit. Plus there's no terrain. But me not been there iether since 'high' school. So haven't been on the bullshit run of the first high speed quad on the north shore. Wow. Still so slow compared to whistler. Proably quicker than I think Franz's on whistler the 3 seater. I think they park jam on Blackcomb is old school slow too. I like those for one mane reason. Well time and wind for the main part.

So the new chair is black only. Nice. Nice. the other one will be even more of a nightmare. 2 main reasons, well actually 3.
Need to nig up lights at least on the path to Slash, then it wouldn't be too bad. Get the moonlight to help you out there. Lights means too mahy people, idiots. Plus its gets toasted. Then again you have the eyes in the headlights syndrome of the shite not working. Shadwos are evil.
1. Can't enjoy 2 things at once going up
2. Hard to light the joint, plus you gotta inhale quick
3. sky chair, which according to the Cyrpess website is the last new chair on the north shore. And that was like fucking '86 or something like that, will totally suck. So slow
4. why ain't the chair up skychair ride, guess too many cliffs
5. Cliff not a nice sign
6. too many idiot on the green run. WTF is is called, je ne sais pas. Straight of the main lift not right to nig it up to the other side. Horizon I think it is. No that's the blue one. Green, Panaorma with the lookout view of the SS. Fuck I don't know the runs' names too good. I know the good runs, but not the names. Fuck I think it is Horizon, now that's the blue run. But yeah whaterver the fuck that fucking run is called, it will be even more of a nightmare. Obstacle course galore. That's just fucked, plus the 'retards' = 'people' = 'stupid foreigners trying to learn english and don't know shit' don't understand ON YOUR ..... one of two things. Even my fucking dad didn't understand that. I said I'm come from behind you. (well not to fuck him up the ass, that's nasty.) I'm on a bicicyle you are actually walking. I know walking is a foreign word. And it ain't the sidewalk. Just like one of those retarded stupid shared paths, with a line to tell the idiots what's going on. even have pcitures of walker and bicycle. But he got it fucking wrong. On your left. On your left, on YOUR FUCKING LEFT, yelling it into ear. He said on the right. That was fucked. Royually. Or on the same fucking vein. My cousin lives in Burnaby. Weird I'm the only fucker of my family that lives int he CITY. Fucking eh. If you don't live int he city you better have a grow show, meth lab or kids or even beetter all of the above. But she was like the sea wall is still open. I'm like WTF.. Its closed ont he best part. The best part about that thing is that you don't have to deal with fucking cars. No fucking cars on the sewall. Well one minor exception, which I've actually never seen. the garbage truck. Like the new seawall side, ths ide that got fucked up during the storm last December is wide enough in the not bike lane. Around the rock its royally skinny now. But she is like saying, that its still open. You have to go up the hill, so that's gay. Royally beyond Davie, well I guess the park is. Why go up hill and that's fucked. I'm pissed haven't been on that fucking thing for a while its fucking pointless. I ride my bicycle daily. don't need a car. Not int he summer unless I want to sodomize some retarded thing walking in the suburbs. But that's a different story.

Holy shit
This took me for every to try and nig it up to my storyof the day
I live in the CITY. Not downtown, there fuckheads living at mommy's house.
I have a question of how I'm going to go somewhere
5 answers I guess, one rarely used.
1. Bicycle
2. Walk on a sidewalk (not down the street, where all the houses wellcome cars but not Fußgänger)
3. Car
4. Bus (eventhough I have a car and it's not snowing. Plus I spent 7 bucks on snow tires too. Priorities. Not like fuck whatever who gives a flying fuck)
5. Taxi
I guess skytrain and seabus too. Well no more seabus. Have car for that mountain hitchhike back trip. Fuck that' works fucking eh.

Need to nig this up a bit more
Colbert Report is nigging it up
I heart Cancer
I am proud to add to the storied list
... Steven Colbert writst strong bracelet

fucking TV
But yeah

I ride my bicycle to work. Gets me there quicker. Plus I can puke on the way. And saves 5 bucks a day on parking, cheap part of town edge of Broadway corridor. Or free parking 4 blocks away, I know blasphmemouseou fro them lalalalalalalalaalalalalalalalnd retards of the fucking automobile. Let alone pollution. Then the hybrids don't pollute, but making them didn't I guess?? plus all the toxic matericals. Anoterh shit

As that faggot from Queen said
I like to ride my bicycle
I like to ride my bike
I like to ride my bicycle
...
I like to ride it when I like
like daily

and not on the seawall until I go from gentrified neighbourhood to the other throught he park. Namely saying Coal harbour to Yaletwon. But by the Burrard bridge its fucked up. Plus the path is fucked up in Yaletown too. Holy shit that's completely different garbage.

I like to my bicycle
lose weight
drink beer
puke
save money
save the planet
and the right lane on Broadway is not for any smog machines, fuckers....

people learnt that. Its a CITY. Not just in name either.

bicycle
I love it eh.

2007-06-23T02:14:00.000-07:00

Fuck this bullshit of google. Man is that ever like fucking balliy gandu shite. Piss me off large today. Wow you money there like have. Nice. But what about the thing called owning fuck. Fuck . Just like fuck GGGGGOOGOGOGOGOGOKE or wtf the so called search engine is called.

Them cocksuckers, as Bubbls woudl ike sa and Conkcy would be like Reveen or the Schwaze express or like fuck you Randay. But woah me not like here. LIke to ive do the shit. Better than not like fucking wplike whatatver is like th emindst em in right now.. Kinda odd I think soo, or is it . Could be a preadator.....
say you no longer like crack coaine

Only need the the fucking 'nice crack' whores

wild me look at the hboard and nig it u p
fucking aooodddd
fer fucking sure

Gotta figurea a way to nig iyt up in to ythe f new fucking bloh sdo speherher er though
that' once si royally\durnk
like
like
drunk
drunk
one coule liek
say
ssay
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ns exlax

But fuck I have to do shit to nig up the nnblobl
bloh
blog
man
fuck I need firebal and my login

2007-05-03T00:42:00.000-07:00

God damn cheap gasoline,

Too bad its the most expensive its ever been in this place.
Wow 1.27 a litre. Wow.
Again wow.

In all of the G7, the only countries that matter for that fact. Why does every other place leave to come to one of these.
Fucking allah akbars in France bombing and burning shit
Turks in Deutschland fucking making Donair, and don't want to play sports.
Balligandus in Surrey.
Little smurfs, but yellow slits, in ditchmond
fucking wetbacks in America
Fuck their places must suck large

But they have cheap gas by comparison. But relative to standard of living is priceless. Well its uncomparable comparison. In most countires outside of the G7 free speech is a great dream to believe. But who gives a fuck about the idiots that came from wherever to live in a better country. But live as if they didn't leave. Plus you need an umbrella in the sun, since you don't want to look like you are working in a paddy. Only enjoy that bullshit.

Fuck that gets me going. That's more like the other blog there. mainNhastings. Not too nice, but either is that palce by most 'people'=retrards=drivers=fucking Canucklheadfans. Good luck with that one. At least LInden is nigging it up. Not some fucking Ikea fuckhead. Enough about that shite of shit.

Sure gas is cheap in Saudi Arabia. But they are fucked. No booze. Need to wear headdress if you have cunt. Well actually they can't be outside. Like 20 cents or so
Venezula is like 4 cents a litre. But I think they have problems with food. At least they are close to Columbia so there is a lot of cocaine to enjoy.
Fuck Iraq. Well Mission accomplished four years ago as the W. said on the air craft carrier. Only a few more thousand dead 'lower class' city dwellers or redneck hicks. God bless America.

Just wait. Peak Oil is upon us. Why do you 'need' a car. That's the most inanane aspect of the bullshit. You need a car. It is a neccisityt. Well maybe if you're fucked in the head.

Priorites in this country are royally fucked.
By volume in a store environment gas is by far the cheapest. and by far the most complicated to make. Not like bottle water, or maybe beer.

Fucking lower booze and make gas more expensive. Priorites.

Fuck this sucks right now. I know it. Fucking bullshit. Have to more better aspect to fucki up with the blooging bullshit of fuck de lat fuck de lat fuck de la do I have a fucking brain. At least I took typing 9 so that I can nig it up with the qwertz, Deutschland style there. That really fucked me up. But htat's completely different.

Fuck I was a year off. Most expensive ever 1.28. I said 2 bucks last summer, geuss only 1.50 at least this time around and then 2 bucks next year. make fuckers think about their decisions. taht's a great one. Sorta like drunk gandus fucking it up on Granville. Through 'em in the drunk tank. Let em out around noon, so there car is impounded too. Fucking eh serves you right for being a complete and utter piece of shit in a Transam.

But gas ain't cheap. You just need it like a junkie and the SUV gets good mileage with cheap gas.

Too fucking funny

June 1 - 1.40
July 1 - 1.57
August 1 - 1.66
September 1 - 1.84

Only 50% increase in 4 months. then never below a loonie ever.

Fucking eh. See how good my 'insanity' is. Plus I need to change my snow tires off my car. I know its May. Buit I bought the fucking smogger for only the reason to enjoy fucking snow. Bitch about the rain and shit in this town of Vancouver, then just fuck off and die. Or smoke crack downtown or Baslligandu Scott Road. Or just ship you to Africa and get AIDS and die.

Sounds good.

See what the future brings.
Not this thing called so called 'expensive' gas.

But fuck.
At least I'm not buttfuck dad.
Fuck
Can't wait till my 50 litres cost more than a buck. Last time was$65. Have to get premium too, so its a bit of a premium in price too.

But wow once or twice a month. Ye fucking ha. Let along polluting the air. That's gonna happen anyways, just like the pollution comes across the Pacific from buttfuck Walmart factories in other =shit Red country.

Enough of this shit

I hope for a toonie by summer. But my estimate again for BC day is
1.66

only 5 bucks short of a nice number. Like a buck a year there after, so in 2012 it'll be there, if there is a living environment left.
...
Well to thee of earth and sea

2007-03-28T23:41:00.000-07:00

Wow weather and America

What fun subject. Well the first is so mundane its like insane. Nice it rains in Hongcouver. It's called a rain forest fer fucks sakes eh. But that ain't a story in itself. Well the snow and the melt might make them April Showers bring nice May Flood Plains. First 3 letters the same anyways.

But me be reading the usatoday, of course online. It's not like you actually read the wasteland of timber shit. The modern empire of .com and goatse.ca, used to be goatse.cx. But that ain't too nice. Still have seen worse than that believe it or not. Thanks to them americna CHiPs as in the show. Showed some Porsche go crash. Not nice. Speed kills, especially driving daddies Porsche at 143 mph and crash into an overpass. Not much left of the head. Nasty to say the least. Maybe why the family, rich fucks (plus the only way to get rich in America is to sue some mother fucker) that could afford a good kyke. Sorry should be Alan Ginsberg. No that's not it. He's a fucking faggot dead kyke. Back iin Deutschland days that was the first one to there almost guaranteed. Wierd the TV just said guarnateed as I typed it there. Odd eh. But not that nignig Tommy Cochrane that other fuck that OJ had. But that's America. No pink houses, and interstates going through your front yard. You have money, so therefore you are not guilty.

Odd. But we have too much snow. In the Sierra moutntinas down there left of Weed, CA, coming down south from up north off the I-5. But the snow fall is bad, really low. Only feeds like that state. Hmm too funny. Plus the first real city to get real 'smog' is lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalaland. Smog before from not cars, but from cars it was fucking eh. Number fucking one. Now its a sign of 'progress'. Royally sad. Plus with the global warming shit and melting (modified balls, as the TV says, WTF) ditchmond is a rice paddy again. Yeah plus all places under I think the number was 20 meters so like 60 feet will be uh oh.
But that's nice.

Then the other ting I read. Was about Billy Clinton. He's fucking eh. He always looks like he's toasted. Sorta the same as that Squire Barnes. Plus Billy has a brain. Cypress Hill says be like Billy and inhale. No doubt. If you don't 'reef', 'kiff', smoke marijuana then that's royally sad. I bet you huff gas. Well don't think in that way, as in a chug with a jerry can. But if you drive you get some exhaust fumes. Weird how in Blaine they have the rubber to go over to 'inhale' the fumes. But in the other +1 country it don't. Odd, eh.

But Billy is gonna cause problems for his totally necklined wife to make it to be First Man. Billy will be the first First Woman to have balls and dick. Well Hillary did, I guess Jackie O too. Weird how she kept the lastname. Not like some retarded hyphen. Just don't fucking bother then. Epsecially if its a guy. Can you say you got a shape of an L on your forehead.

But he did bad things supposedly. Sure he got sucked off by some fat fucking cunt. That was the best thing Ms. KykeLipski did. Is it still alive. How about Amy Fischer. Woah. Not some stupid cunt like that cocksucking lips big tittie that just died. Fucking disgusting, all these old shots of necklines. That ain't too nice too look at. Plus it OD'ed. The first fucking thing I said, but I said cocaine. Not just a loser and perscription drugs. Do it royally. Has to be over the hill or like wow, like what was the 'commute' like today. (Of course gas is so 'expensive'. Its starting the end of the oil regime, but that's a moot point. Well maybe. Need to fuck, that's a different fucking fuck de fuck shite story man. Man o man. This go like nowhere. Me no care. Fuck I should go for a drive. Bought a fucking car, but don't use it. Maybe I'm fucked.)

But Billy is great
Be like billy and go and inhale

Rock on Bong hits in America.

Just don't get caught. Those 3 weeks/years/days in jail aren't worth it. For less than half an ounce. That would be royally sad. Ain't a G8 country in that repsect to 'human decency'. Plus cheapest gas, huff that its fine. But not anything else.

Ain't that America
Prisons for Bullshit

2007-03-21T00:16:00.001-07:00

Road to fucking Whistler

What a fucking nightmare. The road is almost worse now than before. If that is possible at all, but seems to be the case. There are so many fucked up things about the road. I finally managed to get up early enough to get up there early, by 9am, actually a bit late. And it was raining down in Creekside base of the gondola. Like a nice downpour. Fucking Pineapple express was coming in. First time in my smogger going up for the spin up to the hill there. Not too bad. I got really hammed up the night before so I passed out by 9pm or so, so I could wake up. Then even before the turn off by Horseshoebay, some dude got pulled over. I generally drive 20-30 over the limit on the freeway. 60 or so in the city. The exception to that in the city is the bridge traffic. The only time you have a so-called freeway in this town. Well not much on the causeway, only 80 or so. But I don't put it in 5th gear. You don't do that shit. Keep the speed to the gear, so like 3rd normally for city. 4th for light highway. Fucking stop and go, gets the fucking left foot tired. But that's a different story. The only time that a manual sorta sucks. Well a hill start too, and some fucker from some rice paddy behind you, so its on your bumper. But looks like a ghost car. That's a different story and country, plus a question to ask, is like why. Why are you here? Why can't you drive? Why do they allow 'idiots','foreigner's', hypens, etc... do their test in not Bridge Out language. Can't wait till Ditchmond has signs everywhere in chinking scratch. Fuck the Europeans. Now these things that look like Indians, sorta, still can't speak the language, fuck the white man up the ass. They came across the sea and brought us chopsticks and SARS to name a few of the good things that come from that Red wasteland.

But fuck. Fuck I hate that. That always gets me going. Fucking retarded drivers. Generally seem to be from not Alterba like environment. Like WTF is anything, let alone why do you have a party of stupid little shit on your dashboard. I know the spoiler, is too make up for not having a sizeable penis of more than a couple inches, if that. But that's nice. Just like rice, rice very nice. But yeah. There are so many fucking idiots on the road.

On the sea to sky highway they have signs before every passing zone. Slower traffic keep right. It ain't like you driving to fucking something in the wastelands, of carland. (Like anyone walks in the mall parking lot. They must be a junkie wantting to break into your car, or a fucking retard, or have some problem, since they only huff gasoline.) By that I mean Nanamio and King Edward. Anything else is basically car orientated development. Nice to look at. Why you go to the 'city' to watch sports games. Hmmm, nice shit in Surrey. Well probably lotsa grow shows, meth labs, crack shacks, kurri shops and fucking retarded stinking attitude. But there are signs everywhere. Roads that specifiy the rule of the road. Another example is the intersection at Park Royal and Taylor Way. Do not block intersection. Do not block intersection. Fuck why even have that. Its the rule of the fucking road. Such as Slower traffic keep right. In Deutschland you'ld get shot for being a retard or not just slammed up the bunghole first pump balls deep dry, even for going only 160 clicks in the passing lane. That's right hand side, or generally middle lane, since the right lane is for truck traffic only and 80 km speed limit. But now they have a supposedly law trying to put limits on the Autobahn, because of this thing called 'global warming'. That's fucked. Only good thing to happen to Deutschland. Only thing that anyone thinks of Germans excpet that they also are Nazis. Eventhough that happened over 6 decades ago.

That road is odd. To say the least. Right now with all the contsruction its royally fucked. Lotsa 50 zones all around. tons of them everywhere. They even have spped indicator signs. 60 is good, over it flashes, sorta to make you feel bad. But most people go around 70 or. But on the way up at 7:30 or so on a Sunday morning. A S10 was nigging it up with me by Cypress. Then I let him pass, good thing. I look to my right and an unmarked SUV with a yellow jacket, West Van cop, was there. So I slowed down to 60, I think I was going about 70 and drinking my breakfest beer. Dude got busted for going 80 or 90. It was a construction zone. But nobody was working. Then 2 dudes got pulled in Squamish between Canadian Tire and the beer store, across from the Burger King. I hate that fucking Burger King. The last light of Squamish. Before you find Squamish horse. I was stuck there hitching a ride back for more than a couple hours. At least there was a beer store there to give me some 'company'. Makes hithcing better. Weed not so much. Makes time like go slow and stuff, and then it's like wow man. I've been here for a very long time, but its only been a few minutes. The reason I hate that location, is because of the long wait. But the most fucked up thing happened. The same dude that picked me up at 7am across the overpass just at the start of the highway, picked me up there. It was weird. The day was as he said, fucking EPIC. No shit. Foot of fresh, but worth every minute of it. Not like the day a week ago. The other thing about that road that is weird, is the cars that pick you up. Generally thumbing it and you get picked up by some fucking fucked royally like inbreed fucks fom old school Surrey of decades foregone. But on the road to Whistler they get nice cars to pick you up. I think that dude had a Jimmy too. Nice guy. Fucking eh. Just weird. Hitchhiking is fun. The best way to travel almost, as long as you don't have to be somewhere really far away soon. In Europe it fucking rocks. Plus you getta smoke bottle tokes, since all you really fine is hash, while waiting. Then the other dude that got pulled over was probably 10 miles or so north of Squamish. Some Beamer, like a shitty 300 series. I hate that part of the highway.

The other part I hate, is the first part that they nigged up. the part between Lions Bay and Furry Creek. Sure its 2 lanes, but windy as fuck. No way to go much more than 100 easily on that. Plus idiots from the city, do not understnad that english based sign. SLOWER TRAFFIC KEEP RIGHT. On the highway/freeway that's the way you drive, unless too much traffic But rarely on that road unless a bridge washed out or some fucking deadly accident. That sucks, I gotta wait cause of some dead cock sucker. Why don't you just mix the bones and mesh into a stir fry and call it the special of the day in some restaurant that also severs dogs and cats around the Balmoral, like south of ti. Then after Britannia you have the hill and passing lane. People are idiots. What is mirror, what is my car (besides gutless and you get a fucking discount from the Hitler Harper fuckheads). Learn how to fucking pass, and that your car has more gears than RND123, but you only use the first three. Sorry missed Park. What the fuck. I drove my first automatic 2 years after I got my license only driving 3 on the tree Nova and the Nissan pickup, gutless 5 speed but good on gas. You have to run it up. Get past the fucker. Get past the fucker. Don't just like whatever man, fuck this one gets me going about drivers. There are som any aspects of driving that drive you nuts. At least I don't 'need' or 'want' to do that every day. Hopefully you can still find places to rent by the time the games are back in Cowtown, lestt thna 3 years. This year the snow was pretty good. Get past the fukcer. Go and get back in your lane. Look in the lane a few times before passing. All the passing lanes, at least on the old highway, were always going up hill. then one fucking retard, fucks it up for everyone so you can't get in front of the leader. The leader of the slow pack. Just takes one fuck, either a bus or some fucking idiot. That's why you need to pass on double yellow. to get in front. Plus then you can throw out your beer can, with not really been seen. Sure it will be tumbling down the road and stuff. But that's not littering, just character. I guess the character of an alcoholic, one could ponder. Or maybe not. Throwing anything else out is fucking bullshit. Its nice to have your own stretch on the road. Once you have a few cars, you know they are like you. LIke yeah. The drive is fun. Hotboxing the gondola is fun. Fucking 7th Heaven Rocks. No more fucking Boot and a murder, WTF and of course the strippers gone too. Fuck but the drive is fun. That's half the story of getting up there. Its just those that impeded that drive you fucking nuts. Its like what the fuck are you on. Pass it on. I say that alot at work too. Pass one whatever the hell you are smoking. A little different wen the boss is around, but well you gotta look busy then. lol. But yeah Whistler is fucked to say the least. There are good things. Big Air party in April is coming. That always kicks ass. Fucking eh. You need money to go there, so you don't see not many not like Casper like people, eventhough a good chunk of them are fjcuking yankees. At least they sorta know english. That's the nice thing about the mountains. Even so like at Cypress, but they have an chug boarding team. Also lotsa fucking rising suns, that are like WTF. Not too bad I guess. Get to learn english, go snowboarding, smoke it up and walk like a sloth.

But that day was a waste of time. Firstly I got dressed up in the gear on Creekside. It was pissing rain. At least there is free covered parking. Covered being the key word, and not a long walk to the gondola. Gotta hotbox it on the way up. Think that was 3rd doobie of the day, only had 2 beers on the drive up. Then a run. To Franz's car. That's about as far as the snow came. Dude came on with me, lives up there been 100 times or so. I drank my beer. It was the 4th one. Had one on the Red Chair. Plus it was around 10 am or so. He called me oldschool. But then he didn't like me adding character after I finished one of the 8 pack rabbit Pilsners. Said someting about the Suzuki foundation. Taht was the only run worth anything. Sure 20-cm new but it was like a chore to get through. Then down to another chair, Emerald I think. don't know Whistler too good. I like creekside, though since, the gondola is generally a lot less crowded. Plus not mid station, so makes hotboxing more 'doable'. But then again, rarely I don't do that. Unfortunately have to 'air' it out a bit before the top. Not like for the World Cup in 2005 in February. Hmmm what's happening in 3 years in February in Whistler. Well this was a half pipe at mid station on Blackcomb. Pissing rain. 3 of us. Hotboxes it up on the way up. Then downloaded and royally hotboxed it. then the lifties loaded a family in, with the smoke totally billowing. Fucking eh. They must have got 'stoned' like it or not. Fuckin eh, welcome to Whistler, BC (Breathe Cannabis). But yeah then that run royally sucked. got pissed on. Went to eat some food in the Roundhouse and dry out. Then fucking hotbox again. That's the best thing if you have to download. Just like going on a chair thought there is common sense that needs to prevail. Hmm ski school. No. ski Patrol behind me. No. Little kids, NO. Old farts, hard call. Snowboarders, probably for both doobies and beer. Whistler is a lot different than other mountains, but then agiain I only go to Cypress. So that's really a fair comparison. At Cypress you get losta little kids, like teenagers skipping out to go boarding. Fucking smart kids. But Whistler has the monied ones. A lot harder to find a joint smokeable lift. Cypress its a given. Whistler its a given for a snowmobile ride off the mountain. All the lifties must be fucking stoned. That job is insane. But its the fucking 'image' that matters. Fucking BS.

But the signs on the road don't mean anything. Isn't that an image.

SLOWER TRAFFIC KEEP RIGHT

I could care less if you are going 140 clicks. If I'm going faster get out of my way. Not like I'm going slow, like 120 since tis an 80 zone and you gingerly nig it up to 90 to pass a bus or truck or something else, right by the end of the lane too it always seems. Right at the end. I can sorta make time. You gotta nig it up, or just don't fucking bother. But then agian you must care about that 2K you got for buying that piece of shit smog ma chine. Of course you need it. But that's a completeely different mentailiy of a city. Sure I have a smogmahcine now too. Yeah fucking ha. I like it beter than the ocmpany vehcile cause I can do wahtever I swant to it. Yes, whatever I want. Such as hotboxing it. Hotboxing actually works better in a stationary car. The gondolas at Whistler/Blackcomb rock thourgh. Nice to get the waves floating around. Well still works. Better when its rainign, so you don't 'stick' out as much. So me like going 130 in the right lane. People pass. I don't care. Its those that just like WTF. Like a stupid American just before BOB coming back. I think that side is BOB or no its heading up not back to town. Or is it. Fuck. Fuck I can't answer that with definite response. Not like here's a picture of the mountains. Which is which. That one is fucking simple as fuck though, especially if the village is in the foreground and you also have Alpha lake there. I need to find that road. Never been on it, road block beater or the only other way to nig it up besides the highway from Creek to downtown pedestrian ville.

This other retard pulls in front of me. I'm odd driving. Don't look at the bumper ahead. Like to leave room, plus use gears not brakes. More fun. Driving is fun, as the car commercials always show it. But htis idiot turns on from the Paradise Valley turn off, well the second one before you get to Squamish horse. I'm going 90 or so. It nigs it up to 60. Have to slam on my brakes and honk the horn. It waves or something. I just gave her the bird eh. I always do that one. Or the ~!!. The old school classic. Understand = !!. Why flail. But then agian that goes back to signs. What is that, especially if its a 'language' of chicken scratch shite. I wonder how many languages are based on fucking normal alpahabet of ABC shit.. Plus a few different characters, such as éüöçåՎêèéÇöæÆäß zB. Then all those other ones that look like nothing of any distinction. But that' question has me going. English, Espeanôl, Francais, Deutsch, Nederlandisch/Flemmish, Sweden, Denamrk, Norway, Finland, Polske, Czech, Italian, Hungarion, Bulgarian, Iceland I think too. May have missed a few there. Not the symbols of Greece, mother Russia, the asians and allah akbars. totally side tracked there.

But the main sign.
One sign.
Wonder what the hell it's gonna be.

Inhale
Exhale
fucking Road block, or counter attack mobile sign just before Function Juntcion, gets I'm going to Creekside.

Slower Trafffic Keep Right

2007-03-02T23:23:00.000-08:00

FUCK GOOGLE
fuck MS
fuck you

too, why not

Let's buy the shit up. Eh....
NS exlax, nice stuff.

No google nigs it all up. Sweet ain't it.

No shit it ain't.
like 2910
and Hongcouver have no more like downtown crackville
Fucking Bullshit
of course Main and Hastings will be sorta going
Fer sure
The block between Camibe and Columiba (east side 0000 or like 100 block, no the zero is at Da Vincis old office at 425 Carrall. ((Yes Wattetr *as its chinese born half thing does liek say for no thing like the weird letter not there, maybe if hockey stick could reconfigure.)) That is fukced.

No shit about that. Royally. Like Fireball. Stinkboy passing out. Regardless if there is crack cocaine. They sell it out on the street but no understand it be with the respect to 'huh'. Let alone fucking Winamp. Love it. Fucking eh. I love most things. Some not so much. But yeah, I been hanging around this town too long. Neeed to nig it up like Alnigi and take a flight outta this bullshit town. Well after the snow is gone. Don't like it then do your lines and kill something. Hopefully yourself with the Kirk Cobain special. Namely to say put a gun in your mouth. Of course its got to be loaded stupid. Then it can't be a cap gun either. Get some good old shit like that fucker in Alterba town that recneck whiteboy. He only had a few guns and a grow show. Wow that's nice. Or maybe be like 16 and steal daddy's guns, eg. Columbine 4.20.99 only more than 4. dead I think. Not enogyht. Bt they were white. That's sorta sad. But then again they drove cars and were like fucking Alalalalalalallaalalaaakbar shite. Not with the Planes niggging it up 11.9.01 so in the european style. They got priorites fucked, since they got no oilo eh. Me not think. Or do me like think.

Je ne sais pas

Dream on
... singing for the laughter....

Need to hotbox the Blackcomb gondola tomorrow

Rock ON
Give me a fuckin' R
as bubbles would say
...
bubbles make it pure

2007-01-27T02:26:00.000-08:00

Parking lots.

What a great thing to look at. Well if you are a junkie and it's like a square mile large like Scott Road skytrain, its nice. But cars need space.

I just bought a smogger. A fucking smog machine. For one fucking reason. One fucking reason only. One fucking reason only. It requires that I have to purchase snow tires, to deal with 'uhhh' fucking snow. But only used it once for that purpose since I bought the fucking thing.

Great fun. Of course its nice not having a company vehicle. There are many advantages to that instead of having company name on the side. For one if you leave and through your empty beer out, someone might call your office and say you were 'littering'. At least they had decency for that. But having everyone in the office hear the message, is like, OK he's a bad guy or something. Of course you take the pig farmer excuse and not like blame it on your 'buddy' piggy but take the blame. At least the boss didn't hear that. I totally know what did it too. Was when I left the company car/SUV/van I threw my beer CAN over my shoulder. Its done. Lets through away money. It ain't fucking littering. Not like the idiots that go to Starbucks and put their fucking empty pieces of shit containers in the dumpster statue of liberty crown things they have on dumpsters now. I'm probably one of the fucking 10 in this city, or environs, that have done three things.
1. Never been to Starbucks
2. Were born somewhere in the 604, of now time shite, like Hope to Whistler a bit of contrast there.
3. Took their driving test on a standard, and passed it first time
Oh yeah and I can speak English. But that's a moot point. Basically irrelevant, just means that lotsa 'ethnic' places you can't enjoy. Plus why would you go there, its gonna stink and be stupid. Not like a mosh pit where it stinks and sweaty fucks are around everywhere. Then the fucks without the shirts. Those ones suck. God damn stick to it like a Fly on the Wall or to the fly paper. Speaking of pits. I was it the other day at the Helix/Swollen Members/Ricky, Julian and Bubbles show. Fuck weird show to say the least. Fucking Conky rocked on. No Steve French, but I yelled out a few time about Steve French. Plus of course give me a fucking R. Rap shows are so fucking gay. Holy fuckig christ. Its like so fucking gay. Wave your hands here and there and say like stupid shit. Not like creeping death. Hmmm, lets choose one word and get everyone to chant ti. Deep end was sweet though. Even shutdown for the crowd to yell, well if they knew the tune, haven't found a way to say fuck you politely. Conky got the crowd going. Then Reveeen, Reveen, Reveen. Finally fucking Helix back after a 2 hour break. Give me a fucking R. At least the pit sorta happened up. Weird being at a rock show and no pit. YOu want to feel the tunes. LIke the Tea Party know how to nig up the pig. Eventhough it goes up and down. Its like goes with the beat. Slayer got this from day fucking one. God damn fucking SLAYER. Every song goes Allah akbar, as I call it, like slows down for a bit. It goes with the crowd. The pit is hard on the body. Not clappy de clappy fucking gay European/country/pop/ fuck something that must be royally gay shit. Like clapping is gay. Plus the clap ain't nice.

But the car thing I have. Great I have parked where. Let me think. Driving to work was a nightmare. Sure I was there like at the same time as taking my bike. But then it wasn't the cmoapny vehicle so I had a very hard time to find parking. That's another story, you have to pay money to store your fat ass moving polluting piece of shit thing. But I didn't want to pay for parking, tickets sound like fun. So had to park 3 blocks away. Just work outside downtown. Nowhere downtown free unless you count the flower overpass park there covering up toxic waste.

I have to remember how many parking lots I parked in. Cypress. I think another one. Let me think. I just park on the street in the city. I can't think of another place. Malls, I don't go to those, I don't like in BalliganduSurreyIndia, or like some other wasteland of nothingness. The snow fall came and it was sweet. City got like nothing compared to out in the wasteland of no sidewalks. Now they have the news and potholes in stupid lands of nothingness. I guess there was some DNA found in Port Coqutilam. Buck innocent until you find the crack whores sawed head. I told a dude a work about that aspect and he didn't seem to like it. Odd. Like they have the fucking warning in the paper. This story maybe offensive to some readers. Totally too fucking funny. Should before every fucking story for christ's sake. I find that aspect knee slapping without a question.

I can't think of any other parking lot besides a few driveways in people I saw that live in the front yards of parking lots. No real rush out there for parellel parking.

But when it snowed. That was eh. I tried to open my car and the door was frozen shut. Plus it was there for like 3 days too. So the snow was pilled up on it. I had to go for a walk to buddys house instead. But there were so many cars that hadn't moved. Looks cool walking down the sidewalk, trees inbtween you and the curb of the road, and there are all these other cars that are not 'required' or a 'neccessity' just wasting space. Fucking eh. Use it when I need it. Now it seems like won't be for a fucking while. Need some more storms, just none of that Pineapple express again. Fer fuck sakes. That shite even nigs up Whistler to rain akin to the World Cup of 2005 in February. Hmmm February. Bullshit. Hey, I'll help it nig up Cowtown 2010 part II, Alnigi's revenge. lol. That's too fucking funny man. Seeing all those cars just sitting there was alright. Then I went out to Surrey and it was sad. The front yards are covered with these 'excess' 'polluting' 'transporters'. But there isn't like a front yard. The back yard is what the so-called relm of the parking lot commercial areas is about. That's my 'nature'. Nature? Ain't rural and sure as fuck ain't a city, except maybe in name. Traffic, that's nice. Fuck traffic. Fuck you. Just die.

I need to get a baseball bat. Then I can put that in the backseat. Then some fucker is like retarded, which will take about a minute of driving. Then then next like give them a little home run derby. Fuckin eh. But then again that's against the law, so probably not too good. Making some one shit there pants thinking they will die and cost you 10K fucking eh.

Fuckin Priceless

Get outta my way of my big ass truck
I'm pissed up drunk
And don't really give a flying fuck

Gas isn't expensive. Once it gets over $100 for a small car then maybe. Only $50 for my 50 litre tank. We'll see. Right now I hate paying money for a fucking thing I don't use. Have to put money in the kyke industry of ICBC for nothing. Garbage. Royally and utter.

But I still ride my bike to work.

2006-12-14T01:54:00.000-08:00

'Tis the season to consume and care

That's a good one. I love it. Like everyday is like that. Just because its Christmas time you have to have pity for many things. As in the story of keeping up with the Joneses. Like who really gives a flying fuck about you and the shite you consume. Aparently quite a few based on the inaneness of living in one of the richest countries on the fucking Earth globe with human rights and so-called cheap gas compared to other Christian like nations in the G8. As to the rest of the world, well fuck them. No shit, what purpose do they serve anyways? Namely making shit that we 'need' to consume. Nothing really made by people making a real wage.

But yeah 'tis the season of many things.
1. 'Not enough fucking time', whatever the fuck that means. Time for what? Not being in traffic. WOW. Get a crack whore for the ride home to suck you off.
2. too many people in the stores, well that's really like that Jesus fuck. Fer fuck sakes even in Surrey they celebrate Christmas. Like WTF, Jesus didn't drive a Transam or live with his grandma. He supposedly had no dad either, just the magically cum shot from above to a virgin. How about a chick getting like that test tube baby shite going on and still has a hymen. Is that still a virgin. I guess so since they probalby slice up the gut and put it in.
3. not enough parking. Weird the only time the wasteland of oils and other toxic materials if fully utilized in the no walking areas of those places called, like 'cities' in name anyways. A city has sidewalks and pedestrians.
4. not enough money. Why do need to buy that shit anyways?
5. Stress ??????????
6. Road blocks. Well that one is really bad. This is the time that it's 'acceptable' to be an alcoholic. So like after those fucking 4 beers, or red wine bottles or whatever booze, it ain't like safe to drive. I hate that shit. Time I want a car to go to the mountains and I can't be like 'normal'. Whatever 'normal' means. Complete and utter bullshit. No shit. Complete and utter.
7. Have pity for others. Fuck that too. I never do. If you do you should have it anytime anywhere, not just cause some stupid cunt (17 fat and white in Surrey/Abbortsford(should've done that)/Delta/rural inbreedville(at least no-non-Canadians), or like 12 and Native on the drive, any Oprah, but this ain't America or Toronto so not many of them 'thieving bastards' around, something in Richmond) that is a slut and has a kid. Of course the dad is gone, since I have the alphabet of Hepatitis plus some other fun ones including crabs, not just vaniral warts. Nice, connect the festering dots on that ass. OHHHH NICE.
8. You know it's Sad but true
9. Hate. Hate I'm your hate. I'm your hate when you want love
10... I'm you're life and I no longer care
11. Gotta make food. Better be fucking turkey and cranberry sauce. Just like Thanksgiving, 'tis the day for that shite.
12. New Year is coming up and shit si gonna change. lol
13. I want it that way
14. Booze
15. Christmas office parties. Not supposed to do things with these people. Work is odd. Its like more of a family than the actually family you live with unlesss you are one of those - (hyphens with the Transams, seem to be red too. Now that's a dated concept living with Grandma.) Hint on that like look at Newton, ain't no rooting tooting no more. But that's progress, Martha.
What are the things you shouldn't do. They had a thing in the paper about that. Get drunk. Well of course I will. I was classic at one I had. Surprised I didn't get fired the next day. Only happened 2 months later. Not bad. But then I ended up on welfare, university graduated alchololic and that taught me shit of 'not having money'. Simple fucking grade 3 math going on. $500 to live. Great rent was $400, let alone food and phone and other things. Needless to say I 'had' to cut down on drinking. Not living with the overhead of BS 'so-called' forced 'debts'. Taught me a lot fer sure. Nice to have the credit card. I was nearing the end before I got a job paying like 10 times more. Then I got fired from there for drinking at lunch. But the christmas party before I got that 'real' life lesson. Weird how I can remember this too. Well this I guess is before I got home. I woke up the morning and had bruises all over and a few cuts. Plus I didn't really feel that hungover. Weird how not eating food, make for less upchucks. First of all it was in Yaletown, so the mentality is odd to boot. I showed up late, no chicky to suckie the dickie. But yeah nice. Just beofer the boss. Went to bar, had 20 buds in an hour or so. Made them run out of beer. Hitting on buddy's sweet wife. Spinning up buds on the bosses table with big tittie recepconist. Huge tits fer sure. Not a bad site. Well hmmm, ain't that behnidn that expression, sex sells.

But this time of year is pathetic. Beyond that I would hasten to say. Great need to 'consume' stuff that isn't a neccissity. Be it gas, well of course you need that???????????, food, clothing, shelter (and the associated niceties of modern life, like power, phone and of course internet, but still realatively minor). But you need that big ass whatever the fuck that is. Nice. Don't need much, besides oh yeah water. That's an even more pathetic existence. The TV is supposed to show you news, but shows that people are self centred pieces of shit. Costco and people almost fighting for bottled water. The funny part, is when the dykes go and earth opens up you can't haul all the shit away. Let alone that you no longer have that house, but the so-called 'public realm of roads' aren't there. Shit, can't drive. Costco don't work too good without the smogger to nig up the shit home.

Shit shit shit shit
Saying that a lot it seems. Fucking booze and doobies, does that I guess. Plus I had a nap today. I hate that makes you feel like shit the next day cause only a few hours or rest before the morning time as the Dawn comes about and the crows start to fly.

Great you buy stuff at the cheap store. So be it the loonie store, actually a real dollar store at the old Shopper's on Commercial just across the alley from the McDonald's by the skytrain, or even that big assstore based in Arkansas. That's nice. You're money is so important, to fight the high cost of $1.30 gas. Odd how in the summer the latter not named store had a decline in sales. But the good purchased are all made in the country with the most people in it. Call it Hongcouver not born, but left homeland to infest Canada. They have it worse than any crinimal incarcarted in North America. Sure they get feed and housed too. Their jobs are rather useless, or boring, or stupid, or environemtnally wasting shit. And those footballs get a dollar or 2 a day. While here Clifford Olson, already gave his wife $100K, gets more than that. But I doubt he does much work. don're really know how that system works. Only seen the chain gangs on the TV from the land of JUSTICE. Or is it lack of compassion, or just retarded. But guns don't kill, people do. OK. NEIN.

I hate this time of year
Bullshit. Have pity. Fuck that. I never do, well sorta.
Get outta my way. Are those eyes or you have dental floss blowing in the wind
What is signal
what is anything
why are you asking those things like here?
Why do I have to deal with you?
Why can't you be feed to the modern Auschwitz opening up at the pit of the old Woodward's. Maybe a little happy foreshadowing on this part.

At least I get next week off. Get to enjoy the mountains, without the stupid little shits around they're still in school.

Only good thing about this time of year.
It's winter
Hopefully its snowing
Not like February 2010 and worse than the World Cup of 2005
No snow
Rock on Alterba, Alnigi 21, Cowtown for 2010

2006-11-18T02:32:00.000-08:00

Not enough time.
Or I don't have enough time.

That's the biggest bullshit there is. Beyond like anything, except maybe breathing the exhaust of your 'manadtory' smog transporter and inhaling its fumes. Then you have eternity not to breathe. Fuckin' eh. Then I don't need to hear the incesent talk of innaness that is fuck like whatever you call life.

I guess everyone wishes they were like Spock and had transporters. But that's science fiction. However most would seem to think that's the way it should be. Like this always comes in respect to traffic. Of course as Wayne sucks his kids or grandkids or little kids of the streets cocks says, have fun on the commute tomorrow.

I don't buy this arguement for one fucking second. Being a human you have choices to make. Once you're an adult. So like by 16-24 you live your own life and live on your own. That's nice 'your culture' in Canada wants you to stay home. Why don't you go to your 'homeland' and live the culture there. You are an adult and need to make choices. Then its like shit man. I don't like those that I made. But your the fucking retard that did it so like as Borat would say nice, let's chase the Jew. Well I guess most fucks in Surrey are like kykelick. They think they are the shite, for whatever reason in a city without sidewalks or like a real street minus the 3 blocks of Cloverdale. Plus you can't put up trolley wires out there since its an eye sore. Well parking lots look nice too, don't they. But you must have them. Just like you must have traffic. No that's not right. Or is it. Well it ain't a fucking car commercial. At least GM is telling the truth with their flying car commercials. Well at least there is that thing called traffic. No Jetsons or Star Trek technological advances made yet.

So being an adult you have to make choices. That's all life is about. At least you have the choice not to breathe the exhaust of your smog machine. Not many people like go for a ride in the garage. Well actually that's a good idea. Sorta defeats the purpose of it. But cars need chairs to keep them company. These take up lots of space. On the road, on the freeway, bridge, sidewalk, garbage dump, wherever.

What is time anyways. I think back when Jesus was alive, is that happened is another story. Or even if fucking Hitler was alive is a great 'Hollywood' production brought to you by Borat's favourite people making a so-called Auschwitz remake. That would probably help with global warming there too, I bet. But what is time. Sunrise and sunset, 24 hours a day. That's all there is. Been like that since like whatever is like yeah whatever like whenever this Genesis of shite called existence is about. In our solar system there is the one sun with the moon and the tides and terpid water since it rains too much. Fuck that's a completely difffernet rant of fuckheads that bitch about like the rain, let alone the time and not enough of it.

Back in the day of Al Bundy. He always had time. Just not enough to kill himself, since he needed to hang himself. Never any aspect of not enough time. More like way too much. Well the one excpetion is in the 5.0 ragtop and the roadrage fight on the stalled freeway. But that's the Bundy way.

Time what do you need it for? To enjoy life. Ain't that the ticket there. That's what vacations are about. I need one of those fucking things. Not like in Europa and they all get 4 weeks a year to start. In Deutschland they go like everywhere but like to Auschwitz, since I guess that's bad or something. But they have the realities right there. Here in the +1 world there isn't enough. Rage is built up because of not enough time. Have to do 28 things at once. Well ok shitting, talking on the cell, speaking, thinking, breathing, looking, driving, eating, smoking whatever, doing Yoga smoking yourself too (watch out for burns), drinking, reading, and you can do all that driving. You just might get in a so-called accident. It ain't accident, that name implies there was something extraordinary going on. Which in most cases is just a retard that is like a retard and not being able to do anything called paying attention. so why do you need more time, if you don't pay attention anyways. On the road is a 'neccesity' of life. That's complete and utter farce. Well if you live in Surrey, god help you, allah akbar, balligandu Newton, that's the choice you made.

But time is defined by distance which is odd. Time is the overlord of life. The only constant there is everywhere. Odd how that is. Maybe since its so omnipresent you need to fight it. Some rationale can be made for that point I guess. Timetables are there, work is 9-5 as Dolly Parton's tits said. Rush hour lasts for like many hours now. Plane leaves then, take 9 hours to get to Amsterdam. 1 hour for customs. 30 minutes to Centraal Station. Check bags. Then 10 minute walk to the Bulldog I think it is. Fuck the redlight district is close to the main train station.

Train station is a like a fucking obscene word in the +1 countries. Where is the train stations that work like normal hours. Sorry for the stupid redunacy of a stupid question of nothingness answer. They work with the influx of those 'country' dwellers in lands of pavement and parking lots, minus pedestrians. Just like a Costco parking lot. But the only trains those know are the commuter trains. The Mootrain aka skytrain isn't a train service. Its rapid transit. But the thing that gets me going about the Mootrain, is how they use it to promote a 'lifestyle'. Fuck its a retro suburb it creates. Back in the before Hitler came into power there were things called streetcars. In Vancouver there were many suburbs. Shaugnessy, Park Drive, West End (vaction properties), Marpole and the extended areas out to Steveston and New West. There was a train that actually left hourly from downtown to Chilliwack. Holy shit. If it was only there now. (But then agian the parking lot wouldn't be big enough to help assist the train station. Need to have a big ass waste of land for toxic chemicals to fall on it to make the train. Sure the bus sucks out there past the trolley wires. But you have the view while you're stuck in 'traffic' of others and the nice smells of exhuast waiting to leave Surrey. Fuck the Port Mann. Blow it up. Blow up the 2nd Narrows too. Flood the tunnel. Fucking eh. Need a nice earthquake. That'll probably do it up. Then there won't be much time at all if you need to get to the Mainland of the GVRD.)

Soceity is made up of people. But for not having time, it seems that other in this so-called society are ruining it for your own selfish intersts. If those idiots weren't there, then it wouldn't be a congested. Just like today on the news they had this stupid bitch outside Costco. She was buying water, since like the water is dirty let alone the air, but the rain cleans that out. There's nothing you can do about smog anyways. OK. 9. And she's like people are rude and pushing and stuff. Fuck go to a concert with a general admission floor and see. Fuck you're old concerts were different int he 60's I guess with your shit weed and LSD. What world did that iddiot come from. Lets bitch. Bitch. Bitch. Well the bitch is dead. Of course things piss people off but the inaness of existence is just too much. The only one I'll agree with is that beer prices need to come down and offset the $5 a case by a nickel raise on gas that pollutes the commons.

The misnomers of exitence and bitching I can think of right now.
Not enough time
Traffic
Gas Prices
Buying Xmas presents. (All those fucking idiots buying shit made by some chinaman making like a dime an hour making me pissed off)
Parking
Weather such as rain in this town. It fucking rains, its called a rainforest. Don't like then go move back to wherever you are from so go back to SARS land or the foreign SARS land of TO. Why is is called hogtown anyways.
Fucking retards
What is a red light mean? Not the good ones either like Amsterdam, Reeperbahn or other 'liberal' 'socialist societies'
Taxes

Fuck off and die.
Then you'll have lots of time to rot.
More time for me then. Whatever that means.

Not enough time.
Enjoy the time you have, and its the choices made that define that shite. Weird how that works. Really odd, eh. Totally.

Well Exactly.

2006-10-05T02:48:00.000-07:00

Drivers are blind

Why does that happen? Je ne sais pas, is about all I can atest to. But the evidence of blindness is totally there everywhere. Same token so are most fucking pedestrians. Then fucks on bicycles get me going. I don't like that at all. I ride my bicycle all the fucking time. When is the rain coming. Or is it coming? I like it, it cleans out the disgustingness of commonness that is called the air. And most fucks live like at least 5 miles, probably more like 20 miles or more so away from their work. At least it seems to be the case. Fucking relax. I don't have patience either. Well who can when green light means slow down and look snce someone is blind.

I'm bad on my bicycle. I break almost every rule there is. I'll admit it. But I have a clue, not like most fucks that seem to not give a flying fuck except their cell phone, and are clueless. The only law I obey are the Newton's Laws of Gravity and like biology since me still like breathing. Speaking of breathing is probably why I 'run' red lights.But it ain't like the Streets of San Fransisco, Duke boys or like lalaland shite. Cars are fucking huge. Fucking huge. To squeeze through is rather hard between lanes on the dotted line for example. Can't be done. Plus most retards are on their cellphones talking about the bitch of driving and like not aware in order to stop like a BMX does, as in like lalalalalallalaland BS. (The shitty part about a bicycle is that you can't hotbox it. At least at the computer you can. Most likely not at work unless that's like the Grow cam or Cannabis Culture. For the later it most be like a foregon conclusion if not just god damn mandatory. Hence like the rambling shite of not like some editoral person in the paper. Not professional, just beyond professional and dealing with reality. WTF is reality though?)

I get pulled over all the time. That seems kind of odd since I'm not in a car. Maybe something to do with 'not' paying attention as its called. If you ride in the city you have to be aware. The seawall even fucking more so. Fucking drunking retards everywhere that don't know shit, hopefully like on 'you're fucking left' as you pass by its head. Just meandering everywhere without a clue. Go in a straight line. But then again the retards on Robson are a good comparison for the walking persepctive reality. Then the roller bladers going extra slow and holding hands weaving left, right, almost to the grass, again almost to the water. Believe it or not I can't walk on air but there are other people around. It is a good exercise when there ain't them fucks on there. Which is basically when its raining, and like between rain start and end and not like a god damn Saturday or Sunday unless its like 7:30am. On saturday on Channel 32 its the Littlest Hobo. Man is that show like odd. At least there's a dog. Not like the chill dogs or some Labrador. Is there such a thing as an unhappy Labrador. Then I always get shit for not having a head on. That's all I ever get. I talk to them and they like watch me. Plus thieves like to use bicycles for quick getaways. A few times I was around the 'scene' or like on 'fucking set' of a bank robber. Get pulled over and that's odd. Then I get a fucking helmet ticket or the dude or cunt has to like go to something important. Important. I love it when they tell the story of getting sick of having to clean up idiots on bikes. Well the ones with them Hogs selling that dam COCAINE sure can. What service do they provide besides god damn crime for Crackville. Now Woodward's is gone down in crackville. And the fucks moving in will be like fuck that red neon W is like fucking annoying. Then of course the junkies everywhere. There is no way in the world they can clean that up at all by 2010, well of course without drastic measures. But yeah never know the Balmoral may turn into an Auschwitz.

But me all fucked up. I'm alive and doint fine. Signs signs everywhere are signs.
Signs signs everywhere are sings
blocking my scenery....

How fucking convient song to this point. My point being is on Broadway from at least Commercial to Oak, probably to Kits there are some new signs. Namely it is a time restricted lane. Of course the right lane. As in the other sign, Slower traffice keep to the right on a highway such as hmmm. going to hotbox the Gondola on Blackcomb, just gotta wait till base 2. ( I still want to rock on with a like 4 others so we got our own floating house to rock on the fresh lines on the moutain. Gotta make sure its protected good. Going down too. Or just be fucked and smoke all day long. Fucking eh. That would be eh. Just go around like an idiot. Bring some beer too make a party for $70 or more for the tix.) I love it, except for the rat racer losers. I ride in the middle of the lane now. One good thingt hat the new mayor died. Like the only thing. Fixing the sidewalks too, so I guess he can traverse the city. Evidently he never took a 'spin' over the Burrard bridge basically anytime in the summer or weekend or to and fro downtown. But there is a start with Broadway. I know where the main roads are. I'm not retarded like most idiots on them bicycles seem to be. IN the Critical Mass, there's the naked guy and then titty girl, its like a rolling party with fresh air of course minus the 'BC Bud' factor and you can drink beer. And it goes over all the bridges around. Not too often the Lions Gate, but that is sweet too. Not the fucking highway, or the 'freeway' where 19 men drown in old Vancouvertown. That's like out there in lalalalalalalalalalalalalaaland of parking lots and side roads with no sidewalks and of course no pedestrians unless they are loser kids or just plain old losers. I don't go to far on the road. I hate fucking hills, unless of course its goind downhill. Then fer sure nigger, watch out I'll nig up your $100K Deutschland or Italien made fucking smogger. Don't think many other countries make like 'nice' cars. But yeah I go from Flight frmo Knight to Fraser, only part way uphill and all the way downhill. Downhill is fine. I run those pedestrian lights too. But its simple you have to look left, right and then again. Geting so-called T-boned means like most likely not nice, if life is left. On the wayu up the college is busy. And of course the Flight to Surrey over the Knight Street bridge, actually its Clark before the bend at 14th. Weird how the bend on Victoria is around 18th. A little bend in Oak around 16th. Saw a pretty insane accident there, dude when straight and then didn't go right coming into town and hit like 2 other cars. But yeah fi you need to turn soon, I'll get out of your way. But if you want to nig it up 3 or more than one block fuck. You are blind.

Then the retards yell at you too boot. They are blind and in a 'rush' to go 'wherever' to go to a driveway already full of shitloads of cars, since the car shack up front is full of shit. Not just polluting shit called the car. But like just shit. Ye haaa. You are blind. The signs are coming up slowly. But they are coming up. Its great. Just gotta be a little aware. God thing it ain't like all the time, then you'ld get hit by drunks at 2pm and shit when its not that busy out, compared to 'rush hour'. What is rush hour anyways? But me like them owrd but and like eh. Fuckin eh. Fer sure dude. Jamais, oder, Warum, genau.

Here are the reasons that bicycle and bus lane rocks
1. It is simply to enforce (there isn't the possiblity of pulling over a ghost car full of 20 people)
2. Safety, can get my own lane. Ride in the middle most bicyclst should need to do a courier test, drivers too. Then WTF
3. Its a bike lane, sorta without the retard like lemmings on the seawall
4. I've been on it 4 weeks and have had to deal with one bus but they stop. Plus I turn on from Fraser to go downhill. You need a main road going downhill.
5. Buses respect bicycles, like drafting the B-Line will be a lot harder now especially uphill parts
6. I haven't been hit by a car. That hasn't happened for quite some time. Like those losers with Ipods in deserve to get their 'brains' cleaned up off the street. Also the idiots that don't signal. Point. Point, what is simplier. LIke the fuck you finger or like jerking it jesture I guess. It makes the otheres like be like what? or WTF like I care. They are retarded so like die. To many people anyways. No more polar bears soon either. Fucking cars.

Why its a death trap
1. Ghost cars - defintion of ghost car == a car with something so small it doesn't register at the head rest, plus there probably is like a family in there
2. Fucks that need to go back to Surrey. Blind, unfortunately not durnk and stoned, but like in a hurry to get Kurri
3. Fucks from Surrey that think they 'own' the road. (That guy must be a loser crackhead on his bicycle)
4. Dudes turning right. Right nicht Links Zwo Drei Vier, Nein, Rechts. That's why you have to 'take' the lane up. Its important to not get smoked by a smog machine. Sure ICBC gives me money not the other way but I'ld rather be able to walk and board and bike and use my left foot if I'm driving a so-called video game that is driving a car.
5. Drunk drivers (fuck when dont' I drive that 'technically' isn't drunk. I guess M-F 9-5 maybe not though in the first hours. Sad but true. I understnad must deal iwth the reality of your 'existence' . Whatever htat is.. Teach my how to be sensible... to be pratical.. to be so dependable...intellectual..synical.. the questions run too deep... I know it sounds absurd... please tell me who I am.. a radical, a liberal, a fanatical criminal...Repscetable ... a vegetable...) Fucking eh song. Fucking eh. Fer sure dude. Totally old school like 79. Beyond the age of the whore called Paris Hilton. But who I am? who I am? who I am?................
Need a sixth entry, ghost cars, Surrey fucks for 200 Alex, right turners, drunks...
Fuck. This sucks
ahhhhh too simple
6. Its a free lane lets just move without a signal. I signal almost always. Point regardless, you don't see bicycles they just 'cum up the ass' so to speak. But me does whey. Most others don't. that gets me going.

Blind Melon
No Rain

Wiat till the 'winter' comes. Hopefully there is another snowfall in Vanoucver.

Need to get lights for my bicycle, like a flashing red light.
Drivers are Blind.

2006-08-19T03:04:00.000-07:00

Breathe the air,

It's gonna be nice this weekend. Just the air quality will not be that good inland in the valley. That's just beautiful. Courtesy of Wayne sucks his little grand kids cocks, assuming he fucks things that aren't men. But that maybe a stretch. I think him and Tony Parsons and the doggie do it doggie style with the doggie licking the peanut butter they use as lube. But that's just an 'educated' guess, as one could say. Fer fucking sure. Like fuck off with that inaneness of existence.

Fuck getting sidetracked already. I want to talk about the air. The air, the commons, such as walking done the sidewalk too. Basically anything where you affect others by your actions that have an effect on them. Like I gotta cousin in Abortsford and he's got a daughter. She's already got ashama. Hmmm, indication, let along the nice smog of the progress of 'civilization' making them nice brown hazy skylines. At least you get nice sunsets.

Before the air I want to rant about what gets me going. Well that would be forever and ever and ever and ever. God thing I took typing 9, so I can do shit. That was the most important class in school. Get the home row and shit going on. Eventhough it ain't the most effective way, it was built that way since typewriters were the shit of the day and it caused mechanically difficulties with the other configurgations. Weird how the alphabet goes all fucked up. lp, li, lm, lm, lm, li, ri, rm, etc... for like the fingers. Deutschland is nigging it up on mp3. Fucking Hitler is getting interrupted, that London will meet at 6pm in London which is 3pm eastern today, andere Stimmungen. Weird wonder how many harddrives are filled with offensive stuff. Too many of them should be shot for them things.

The news. I love the beginning of the news. I hate the politics. That's garbage, like my buddy says you can't change it so be it. that's complete and utter bullshit. Fuck why is he breathing. I hope so for at least until I get my money back I gave to him. I don't know why I do that, but that's another point. But the news always nigs it up upfront. Murder, Kill, Destroy like the front page. Not like section R21. But the inaneness of them assuming you are their 'friends'. Well of course everyone would fuck Barry Delay up the ass. He especialy loves it when the lesbians brind the strap on and the doggie with the big tongue and Skippy. Hey Tippy like some Skippy. Barry likes both up his anus. That guy is so fucking gay. He thinks he's the shite, the persona that is brought forward presents it. Its complete garbage. Total and ocmplete. If anyone out there likes him, they must be retarded to put it mildly. He reminds me of my chinese brother and its all like snooty, like some hot chick. But at least the chickie gots the cunts and tits. hence like it can be a bitch. No cause it thinks its the shit because of whatever. Then that other thing too. Fuck off and get more carnage going on. Taht's why I watch the news. GST went down. Beer didn't. How does that work? Fireball did a cunt hair I think. But fucking voluntary taxing as is smoking.

So is gasoline. Voluntary taxation. You have choices to make. That's what makes like fun, or like life. Sure some influences around you might affect your situation but for the whole part its just your choice. Like driving. If you live somewhere that is like not with trolly wires around you need to drive. Pretty well forgone conclusion. Needless to say, that's just retarded. And gas is getting so-called expensive. It hasn't even started. Sure doubled ina few years, ubt what till that doulbes and then again and again and then holy shit that Walmart shtie is really expensive too boot too. If the world lives that long anyways. Wal-mart is the mega governemtn. 16 largest GDP in the world. Insane. All on the basis of gasoline. Now all those others in those countries that outsource first manufacturing to commieland redland of walls and white collar tech support to deal with exploding Dell computer batteries in Surrey's homeland. (Sad part I grew up in Surrey. it was nice then. Rural. Now the monster of the sprawl has eating it all up. First time I saw a ragtop was my brother briging one home from Johnston Heights and playing on the Commodore 64. Then I went there. Holy shit, slight change from rural elementary school with 2 Koreans of 200 kids. Plus the lesbians and faggots. High school I think is the closest most people get to living in a walkable city. Afterall most people don't live in the 'real' cities. Eventhough when they got to the city somehwere else they say they are from the 'city'. Sure there are many cities in the GVRD, but there ain't many walkers around in them. Especially in the land of parks, or that's parking lots, or West Van. At least in West Van you can get someshit with a home invasion that is priceless. Out east over the Port Mann you only get some weed and kurri if you're lucky.)

But high school, is where you become a 'person'. Whatever that means. Of course you still learn things as you age. You just get more stubborn and deal with the shite in your way. (Can you say road rage? Like what is a signal, that really pisses me off even bicycles that don't point or do the stupid car like signal. Pointing it a lot fucking easier, especialy for those that don't know what the 'Bridge out' sign means. lol. Taht one made me laugh man. But yeah man. Yeah man gotta nig up the doobie again, it went out. And some Fireball too. Fure ser. Hopefully I can get up in 4 hours from this point right now to watch the Littlest Hobo on Channel 32, CTV, at 7:30.)

The other one that really gets me going is retarded bicyclist. They are fucking stupid as fuck and don't know what gravity is. That one gets me going. Like going done Nelson. Its sorta nice there are a few bikes in the right lane after Granville going to leave 'downtown' or go to 'downtown' and get the fuck out of Yaletwon anyways. But you nig it up. Man its god damn free kinetic energy. Free. Free. Why supress it. That one isn't really that bad. You have to signal. I like that ride. Fun .6km ride, I think mapquest said frmo Burrard to the bridge. But its likea mintue or less long to get to Cambie. Totally gotta signal. Plus then all those losers in the cars don't understand and cut you off, not even being in front. At least you can totally nig it up. Gotta go insane, since you aren't 8 feet wide and can go inbetween lanes and get in front of the crowd of cars by Howe. Then its to the right till Richards, watch out fo the idiots turning blindly, well that's a giving though. Nig it up and then left to go Plaza of nations to get the real 'downtown' of the city.

Today was a classic example of it. I'm on a bike lane I don't nig it up. If I'm on a road I'll nig it up. The one exception is if you're going downhill. That's like why you pay money to ridet he chair lift at Whistler. Plus you getta hotbox the gondola too, if you're lucky. Enjoy the speed. But the new pass through on that Union bikelane is fucked. Its like curvy so you have to slow. The city should've just fukced cars and made them go through the alleys to get to the side there. But these idiots, fucking royally, most fucks on bikes seem to be. (Reminds me of stinkboy and walking extra slow crossing the street. Fuck I'd honk and get out almost. But of course I never do since I'll spill my beer and doobies and then I'd need to be driving too. That's s moot point. But these retards passed me before the crest. I even let them try and get ahead. Then the event followed the path. You go in the left and it's straight retard. I don't car about shit just don't want to use brakes. Plus most times I don't really even have brakes. But they were going so slow and followed the path. Which makes you go left after you leave, sorta to straighten out. I had to brake a bit, since its retarded. I don't have a clinger, I should get one. I just whistle or fucking yell. If you're retarded and don't have eyes fuck you. Still haven't hit a bicyclist. But fuck that, I'm gonna nig them up. Just like giving a bodycheck or like 6 inch fart for walkers on the bikelane of the seawall. It even has a picture, for you wherever the fuck you are from. sorry its not red like a running track, but look. Here only looks like whiteman with legs open in green circle. The lane you on only bikes and bladers pass you by. Plus the sign is a bicycle diagram or blader. Plus they have the sings, actually I think its no bikes after the roundabout on the totempoles before the waterpark. But I think they have them too for the walking thing. (Well if you could call what people do here walking, I don't think sloths walk. Eat rice, most likely so.)

But the air is supposed to be the story. Kinda ironic the air show is in Abortsford too. Just adding to the 'solution' of personal transport. (Wheres the train out there. Oh yeah, no room for it. and its loud. But it don't pollute directly and indriectly porbalby 23 tmies more so.) All to enjoy the air show. Nice brown backdrop. By coming here you're turning the sky into a feces puddle in the sky. Wow. At least you can leave when's it done and head back to the cleans land of the before Port Mann crowd. That place is fucked. I read today in the Straight that Nashville Pussy is coming to town. But they are playing in fucking Langley. Like that's convienent. Even if the skytain went there it would be an hour. Plus the goddamn train would be closed by the time its over. Fuck Yaletown and destroying the 'Bon Jovi' factor of the city. So many local bars razed for fuckin retards with so-called money. Fuck all of the Richards on Richards block has changed. NO more CFOX. Only there once, but fure sure lotsa happening there. The postal office building and Automotive with lotsa cocaine to be had and free pool let alone beer straight from the tap, and the building next door upstairs the bar, Club Soda. Wild shite. Saw Suicidal there. Still have the psoter. Don't really remember the show. Well don't really remember much, maybe someting to do with the instaneous, no like mandotry comsuptions of no stop beers. hence like the beer gut one could suppose. Well totally evident. Fuck. Fuck. fuck I need ot fuck something that ain't like a whore. but then again all chicks are hores hense like hey horse you lie carrots.

Beer is great. I remember my first beer. We were living the fucking McMansion style life ot he 70's eh. Fucking eh. Like wood lands with acres. Nice and the car hurt my finger. That really hurts. Weird how getting your finger in the door teaches you something really importnatn quicly. That's fucked. It only happens once. Holy shit don't do that. Like the tongue on the chairlift. Jumping out of a moving frmo the backseat,not of a sliding dooor minivan though. Hmm beer feels like that, cunt like that (I guess she spit a few out, if you're in the void casam), gravity works, cab light not on, no cab just annoying Denny's hubcaps ( I think they are apretty cool. don't nig it up. Those fruckin retards and their custom hubcabs are like fucked. They look so gay. Moving when its not even going. If it does the Magmnu all the time that would be cool.), drugs well that's a lifestory there. Let alone one of death

Bon Scott, puked and choked
Cliff Burton, fucking snow in Sweden in the smog machine bus
Jim Morrison, drown in the tub I think from being an alcholic womanize drug addict
Lan Staley, heroin overdose
Syd Vicious, heroin overdose
Chris Farley, found dead in a Chicago hotel room with a hooker and cocaine is his system
Kurt Cobain, fuckin' eh, blast to the head. did it up Rage style just with shot.

Nice air in the room after that, only say the legs. Wonder if it was a slug, ouch... or shot. Shot looks nicer though. More splatter instead of Terminator like bullet to the head morphing from nothingness to existence again.

What is air?
It's free.
Kill it?
No, I must drive.
Really?
Well yes, I live in fucking fuckdefucktuck of whatever city I live in. My job is so far away from my driveway and the kids need to go everywhere too and the mall has shitty parking, I drive all the time.
Why do you drive?
I have to.
Really?
Yes.
OK, do you travel, besides drunking excursions to Cuba or Meixico?
Not really only the above boozing. But then again I drink and drive since driving is fun and hotboxing is fun too. Great for rush hour.
But you dind't say if you wree in other places there.
Oh yeah I go to the towns. Walk around. Its fucking eh. Weird how there are places iwth buidlings and sidewalkds. And theyere are the things that are caled pederstrians. I'm one of them. The only time I'm like that actually. Well totally. Unless you count like me walkng to and fro the car to the store's parking lot or shopping amallls' one I parked in. That ain't as nice.
What you don't like the sights in parking lots?
What is there. Nothing of character. Maybe, most likely not, a unique like car. By unique I mean a non smogger. Or mayber a mega smogger like a classic Muscle car. But thsoe guys must grow weed since gas is so expensive.
How much do you pay for car?
I don't know. Gas sucks. I hate paying for gas, its like gay. Well actually that's agreat euthanisam for the dig into the hole. I'm the hole. and it's now burning a hole in my pocket.
Do you enjoy polluting the air?
I don't have a choice. that's the choice I made. I made th choie to kill the commons. I need it to go and do like anything. Let alone walk somewhere. I need to find a a praking lot at the park and then go for a wlk in th t epark. I Live in the City of Parks but don't walk to them. Drive to them to enjoy them. That's natural. don't them treets nig up the Co2, I thought they did. Well fuck I need to drive, so TS on everyone else, let alone my stupid always sick athsmatic kid.
So was that a yes or no?

Well fuckin' eh

2006-07-22T01:47:00.000-07:00

Schweinsteiger
Schweinsteiger

Like the name starts with that letter the S, eh, the S. The most ingenous buidling in town has 4 of them. But the neat part is that you can only ever see two from ground level if that many at once. You could see 3 before the built the Costco by GM Place there.

If you are a stupid ass retard then I'll let you know what I'm talking about. There's this big building downtown on Georgia and Seymour. I call it the SS. I guess that's not that nice of a name. But it says it at night all the time. The only real thing that you sorta can distinguish. Especially now that ( I got distracted. Had stupid spots on the screen. Neede to nig it up. Otherwise I'ld go even more insane if that's like possible. Plus cleaning up some other things. Weird how smoking a doobie and not having anything to do and you end up doing that thing. But that's a different story). I think the address is 650. When I was living downtown my dope dealer's girlfriend was working for the Indian department of the government in that building. Got stoned at the steps on the fountian side. Went back to the office, the only time believe it or not royally chinese-eyed. That turned into a nightmare and a half. Holy shit. Beer is sorta OK, that on the other hand is rather fucked. I don't think much happened that day. I was just trying to be alive. It reminded me of a mushroom trip up the steps frm Wreck beach. You think you're there but you're like fucked. totally like that Fear and loathing movie and the carpet and the faces. roaylly like that. I was working at 938 Howe then. It has clouds on the top, across from the courthouse. That was a long time ago. Fuck I'm still alive. That was a long time ago when I was spit out of my mohter's cunt in Surrey Memorial in 72. Proably like 1/4 the population than now and like maybe 1% Korean at that time if that. But times change.

The SS is beautiful. The only thing that stands out at night. Well the W from Woodwards did on the east side view. Can't see if from the other side, its rather low eh. But its gone. Gentrification experiment for the downtown Eastside happening there. Great Yaletown fucks at the Balmoral. I doubt it, but for 2010, something will happen to junkieville or the 'heart' of the city. Well all the junkies don't have any that's for sure. I could care less about them. Don't fukc with me. If I want rock, I'll find it myself. Don't pester me. Fuck off. Fuck off. Now its just the tourists that wander the 2 blocks from Water street and then it's like Holy Shit. they stick out like nothing down there. Its like anything non-Albertan at a SLAYER show. I think I saw a couple nons. That was fucking eh. But your decisions decide what you are, or more likely show your inner feelings. Weird thing this guy at work was telling me his wife went to the SLAYER show a week ago now, Thursday. She didn't even stay for SLAYER. But her man works at the same office as me and said my wife went to this concert and was like WOAH. Had a press box and stuff too. $800K per year for 14 people. People were making fun of her and stuff. I guess they never have been to a 'rock' show. What is a mosh pit !!. That was mean, but basically the same thing. And she didn't even stay for SLAYER. I said it was pretty quiet, proably since I wasn't on the floor. Opened with South of Heaven the upside down cross speakers were cool too. Only had one row of speakers hanging. The video screen was cool too, SLAYER, SLAYER and other nasty shit I guess. Then of course the SS NAZI helmet T-shirt. And the finalle starts, Auschwitz.... and some Hitler-esque shit going on the screen too. Weird the little kids didn't know classic rock. Taht was odd. I could care less. I'm not in the pit. I'm gonna be loud and abnoxious as if I almost was. A beautiful sing-a-long.

Too bad I can't nig up the SS, to be like KISS in the stance of their logo. I always get distracted. For me blogging is a look into the brain at the time when its at its best and most like WTF. AFter ddobies and booze and beer and fireball. Hence the no sensical rambling wandering of yeah this. But nig it up. Have to get the words going on.

The SS is a beautiful site. Reminds me of my dead friend, Kaz. He was Japanese decent and loved MegaDave and his funreal was on Valentines day 96. First dude I saw too after I came back from European vacation of 8 months. 2 months later fuckers dead. Anyways he lived off Brunette, I lived on the wrong side of the Port Mann and both went to SFU. I'd pick him up at mommies house. Then we'd head up to the AQ look at the downtown and then drive down Hastings to get there. I was totally like a video game going to it. (I think that game has Montozomo's Revenvege) wheer you see the background frmo just before Vancouver at the top of the hill. Then every red light it gets closer and bigger. Go to the Penny Lane on Robson on Tuesday or some weeknight when it was cheap beer, I think like $5 pitchers or something. But he hated others too, eventhough he was as blind as David Suzuike. RIP Kaz man.

There are many places from were you can see the beauty of the skyline. I love the night news and the views from the Global Wall Centre cam. Always pans t the SS sometime during the show. Olso CTV when they close the show, they show the city from Londsdale and its like glowing red and proud.

Right in the middle of the lions gate you get a quick glimpse between the views.

Down Cambie it dissappears a bit after Broadway.

From Cypress, either the lookout or the bank back, lookout point on Panorama on the high speed side.

Grouse, it almost jumps out at you.

Down Granville.

Downhill it goes into the sunset just before the Balmoral.

Robson on the south side between Bute and Thurlow.

The gravel field at Britannia. And no Querlings for them either. That deserves a 'final solution'.

Shit loads of other places its blocked by something. Only can see one or not at all. But at night it glows. Red sticks out. Red is loud. I guess no red for a few months means fat belly.

Many other places to view it from too fer sure. Can't think. Need to enjoy my 'sanity' to be like alive.

SS

2006-06-11T04:29:00.000-07:00

Go Smoggers Go

Or as the saying goes there up north of Cowtown, Lets Go Oilers. That reminds me of '94 and it was Fuck you Rangers fuck you. Alberta is a different country. It isn't Canada per se, but more like what the major metropolis should be like. Unfortunately shit ain't like that and its real fucked up as Ice-T says.

But the basis of the derrick that comes down is to rape the land and fucking put it into big ass steel machines to nig it up to drive 30 miles a day burning at least 2 gallons of gas. But that's fucking progress so its good. Then there are the many bitches that come about from it. (Wow the crows are flying downtown from Burnaby Lake there, where they roost at night. That sounds like fun get all fucking ripped on acid and fucking go through there at night. I think that would be eerie, just a tad.)

Most of the oil that comes from Alberta is up north around Fort McMurrary and Grand Praire. Real nice work they do. The scale of it is insane. Not just as simple as put in a straw to suck it out as they suggest with the derrick that the Oilers come on to the ice on. At least there name signifies there location. There are a few others Anaheim, owned by disney made a movie called Mighty Ducks. Avanlanche is good since its in the Rockies. Canucks, well its Canada but ask someone walking downtown if they know the meaning, and you'll be hard pressed. Of course if you choose the 'Albertan'-Canadians they'll know, plus know english. Red Wings, what's that about, reminds me of Tampax for the meat curtains. Wild is OK I guess, it is semi rural in Minnesota. Not around the wasteland of the two cities though. Just weird how that works, like Dallas Fort Worth. St.Paul Minneapolis I think that one is. But nothing of any real distinction anywhere there. Well maybe a pocket here and there. But designed on the basis of the lalalalalland model. And everyone knows that works (sic). The first 4 level interchange was in Lalalalalaland too back in the good ol' days of Back to Future timeframe. That's nice. It just fucked up with so many layers of concrete around everywhere, lest you be stuck in it during an earthquake.

Of course I'm going for the Oilers in the playoffs. Actually I like all the teams in Northwest division, minus the Canuckleheads. They have too many pansy commie bastards like the Sardin Sisters and the idiot Captain, let alone Pootoozi. At least they lost Cloutier this year so that's good. I was cheering for Colorado, but they lost Forsberg, so that hurt. Saklic just can't beat Hamrlik by himself. The Oilers are great hockey to watch, almost old school hit and shit, not like the Canucks minus Jovo and Ohlund (weird a commie that hits). But it starts on defense. Pronger is the shite. Just like the Shark fans were booing him. They know a bit about hockey there. But Northern California is a different country, than Texas, Lalalalalaland, Vegas or the rest of America, as they call it not the United States of Anuslickers. Well in San Francisco there are probably the highest percentage of the latter than anywhere else. Nice fucking licking brown eyes but they get a brain somehow too. Too weird that analysis weird, starts with anal. Anal is rather odd and offensive for some I guess. Well my anus bleeds. That's not much fun either. It burns. Probably would help if I didn't do the 'Faust in der Arschloch' all the time either. Or like make myself a shitcicle so I can chew on the fingernails. That's grouse.

But oilers. Need oil. Need oil. I do too, to a certain extent. Not for that thing that has 3 pedals. If it only has 2 then you shouldn't be on the road. 2 is for stupid 4 year old kids stealing mommies car, since she's out getting the #2 with the UPS man in the vestibule by the back door. Tja gut, double meaning there. Hmmm, yeah. But UPS man was all in brown to begin with too. NICE. But your mother was a man. Or at least been done like she was one.

I wonder how many people like driving to do anything. I find it completely ironic that you take the car to go for a walk. Then bitch about having to pay for parking in Stanley Park to go around the seawall for an hour and half walk or so. I've never walked it, that seems really really really really really fucking gay. Beyond gay, if there is such a thing. I guess like GHB gay and you're not gay. So like you're drinking and asleep so fast and useless that penises are always in your ass and mouth with the cumshots all over your eyelids and hair and other shit. Fuck that. One nice thing about it though, is there are no cars for a 10 kilometer walk around big ass trees and nice scenery. But still walking for exercise is pretty basic. I call that living in the city. Walk 4 blocks to get some bread. 5 the other way to go get beer from the Liquor Store. For some reason there are more beer stores in Surrey than Vancouver. I think that has something to do with the convience of parking and cold.30 blocks to go downtown, well that actually takes maybe an hour and if there's a traffic jam, maybe more driving, to get some blow job from a crack whore. Then you have to go under a truck or behind a dumpster, if you don't want to pay the bullshit $10 so-called cover. Downtown is fucked up in many ways, by downtown I mean the 'real' downtown. Where nobody is worth shit, for most of anyone. Like Junkieville around MainNHastings. But yeah going for a walk downtown is a great way to enjoy the sites. How many sites can you enjoy from the self imposed prison. You are stuck as to where you can go. But in the city you are too, since there is no 'natural' landscape at all so you have to go on the sidewalks, alleys and roads with the last two being death paths.

I'm not really oging anywhere it seems. I need to inhale more and finish the Fireball to get some persepctective to do it right. But yeah its hard to think, well that's a given. But those are the prerequistes. So I don't really care too much. Plus it make syou think I'm insane. Which most likely I am. I have a few issues, fer sure. Lest one being an idiot being bitching about my own choices. To a certain extent everyone does, myself included. But mine are more like feeling like shit at 8am since, I have to be work at 8:30am. I have to move, and moving isn't good since the upchuckfest begins. Fuck I do that alot it seems. Probably about as much as I drive a car on a daily basis. Which is like once every month or every other month.

I don't understand why the smog machines can nig it up. The 2 most important parts of the machine are the intake and outake. Like shits nice. It needs to be cleaned. The exhaust however doesn't. All the smog making materials still make it out. Something gets 'scrubbed' which is nice. But it ain't benign by any means. However you need it. You need it. You need it. In the Globe and Mail last week there was a story about so-called 'high' (why, yes) prices of gas and how it affects people. Or is it effects, I can never get those right. But the moral of the story was since gas has doubled in price in 3 years, per capita consumption has gone up by 15% or so. But the one thing they stated, which I liked, was that maybe people don't have a choice but to use a car based on the decisions they made. I love that one.

But that's progress. Therefore its good. By that rationale W is good down south. How about Castro, or the allaakbar terrorists, Jeff Dalmer, Charles Manson and why not even Hitler. Since things 'seem' to be going better its good. That's nice. Must be a lemming. Why not do a head on with a semi, or even better cut in front of it, since it ain't no car can't stop that fast eh, and see how good the brakes are. Especially of its driven by a Surrey Special. Fuck that's a good one.

But Surrey is the classic example of unbridled not planned out expansion. Its almost like those little number painitings for little kids. But in this case its all houses here, commercial way far away, industrial yet again. Industrial is a thing that should be kept a bit a way. Like the rendering plant smells a lot better at Hastings. But that fucking fish plant is grouse as hell, I think on McClean just of Vegetables, I block east of Clark. Fuck that stink carries, so does the alley stench and Chinatown. But stinks are a 'principle' thing. Might stink for you but others are like OK that's nice, lets serve it on rice. But yeah fucking Himmler from Dennis Leary talking about cocaine.

Cause I got Timmy
I was gonna go to court, before I got Timmy
... I was gonna run from the cops, since I was Timmy

fucking sweet. MP3s are wild. You download the shit, for free of course. You have to pay to be on there so fuck paying for it. Then put it on random and see the insanity of your brain. I don't have too (I was gonna eat your Timmy too) many songs only 4000 or so. Plus I have no CDs since some crackhead stole them from me. I didn't realize you could 'rip' them eh. But tons of them were gay. But I still have Black Sunday since that's classic, cause they didn't take the CD player. But at the same time MP3s are related to dealing with singles not albums. Plus if you don't pay, you get different recordings and bullshit too boot. More so when you download that so-called movie and it turns out to be in fucking Hungarian with subtitles. But songs fuck you up too, that's annoying, cause they want to save there rights. That's complete bullshit. Its fucking magnetic information. Magnets, its nothing physical. At least you buy a DVD or CD and you get something. Go to nig up songs to the IPOD and its like only playable there and on computer. But then again if you don't have an adapter for your car, because of course you need a car, you must have issues. (But then again gas is soooooooo expensive. It hasn't even started. Just wait till a few explosions in Alberta then it'lla be a nightmare. Let alone the smog machine nigging up the hurricanes, fuck not in the Stanely cup but if they do Rock on Cambell River, down south there again. That's funny to since they didn't have cars they had to deal with the toxic wasteland. Ain't it. But that was just part 1. Just some little taste of Death. Not much pestilence, famine, and fucking four Horsemen. Fucking eh song. But that's just the first act, what till the final one. Proably will be soon. Too bad not on 6.6.06. Knac.com rocked though that day one exception to the rule. Started out with Number of the beast, and I heard it 3 other times too during the day. But besides that only heard Angel of Death once at least on their broadcast. That's not nice, plus the promo was the intro and scream dn then some dude saying 'National Day of Slayer' on KNAC.com. Fuck they rock. Fucking East Van rocks, especially downtown Eastside, as they so-call it. Not fucking Yaletown that's fer sure, or Westend. But then agian they both are fucking gay. But then agian the Driver is Dyke March location. So hmmm. At least they have cunts and you have a choice (which of course you won't get with the lumberjack ones) as to which hole you want to like put your member inside and out and in etc.

Rough draft. Need to thinnk about writing. That's the hardest part. Blogging is odd fucking thing there is. If anyone even sees this, they are like that's fucked. But that' ths pint. It's about not prereh(into your place and die, OH Yeah ah). the presentation. The fluidness or insannes, or just retarded Welly Willis mentality. I got kicked out his show for singing 'My mother smokes crack rocks' when he came on with his fucking keyboard, it wasn't like a heavy duty thing like a Kurzweil, Nord, or Waldorf. I like the Waldord, $9 fireball. That's one thing the new Liberals did. But that's the only song of his I listen too. Of course, they all end Rock on Chicago. Which is so fuckin eh. Rock ON. Rock on. Everything is like rock on. so many other expressions are like that too that deal with that, for yeahhhh. Cool that's fuckin eh, no shit mf. But yeah his songs are retarded, like he was. Plus he was fat 340 lb fuckin' watermelon lover. He died sometime afterward the concert. That was sad news to hear. Only recorded some 40 ablums or so. I only like the one song. Of course you can tell his other ones. Shit ass beat and the voice. YOu need the voice. the voice is what music is about. Even in the shitty techno4ever site, t4e.dj, they have a song 21st century girl. Funny song since its sung by Krauts. Plus the way they say drugs is so funny, My daddies a millionaire and my mommys on drugs. Its too funny. You can hear the accent in the song. That's fucking wild. They think no accent, but deutsch is hard, and ach so was geht hier los. Tja, das tut mir lied. zb.

Music is great. Its a very vague word, such as life or human. Being living in a first world country, I am of privledge. But now those others want to nig up our glutunous ways. I guess it doesn't really matter too much anyways. But by 2010 Cowtown better have snow. If it lasts that long. Once you're dead who gives a fuck right. That's the point.

But music says a lot about the character of someone. Plus some of their sanity maybe, or lack there of. But judgmental too. Not many things in life are as simply as 1+1=2, which is a basis of an axiom. What happened if that wasnt' true. That could go on for ever. But means of a way to describe. Such as a language, there are many ways it goes to get the point there. My Deutsch ist Scheisse, tja ich bin auch Saufer jeden Tag auch. But yeah if its pop music, that says they are not much into the anal. More many stream like sucking you off on the back seat of the bus. Well maybe the 20. Each bus has isn't own character. Describes the location of where its going. Ain't noghting like a doobie (Wild the sun came up and hit me in the eye)

Here's my assumption of someone based on the tunes they have based on like a dozen or songs per artist mentioned
Madonna - gay or like a chick
z95 crap - some stupid cunt living at home
only techno - dancer that loves E
slayer - has a backbone
prince - likes it up the ass
pink floyd - is old and smoke d/s weed
cypress hill - hits from the bong
Skrewdriver - white Albertan
NSYNC - probably 12 when they listened to it, now like 20 and with 3 kids living in a trailer park in Surrey
Willy Nelosn - weird people with cowboy hats that don't smoke weed
Dayglo Abortions - drunk, drug addicts, and probably bigotted or xenophoic lest insane
Anit-Flag - basically the forementioned and fuck the government

Gotta finishi up my beer and head to the fresh pools of blood.

I wonder how many of the Dutch fans will have the semi plastic SS helmets. Fucking eh. I hope so. So I have to check that out. I doubt it'll make the TV,since that don't make the Nazis and therefore the modern day 2 or 3 generations after that, won't like it too much.

Well not at all.

2006-05-27T02:55:00.000-07:00

Fuck you Yaletown

Fuck you Yaletown and you're gentrification. Since you are 'better', because you have so-called money so fuck the rest eh. That's pathetic. Fuck but ain't that our soceity bred into you. Therefore its good. Well of course not. That's more of a shotgun colonoscopy.

Fuck you Yaletown and razing all the bars before another concrete tower goes up. Fuckin sad. No more Luv-a-fair and Graceland too. Dicks goes soon too, the row of old school houses across from the Penthouse. At least you can get shot at fucking that place there across Davie at the alley, WTF Bar None. Actually I think its gone too.

Fuck you Yaletown and walking down the Mainland. You're so fucked in the head that you have to turn around without looking. Helmcken is bike route, or soon to be a lot better one.

Fuck you Yaletown and that idiot that caused Mc Goon Sorley to get finished career. Like you di d the same fucking thing in your own tower building. Fuck you. Good thing the Flyers lost out in the first round.

Fuck you Yaletown and the attitude. Goes back to the gentrification. That's nice that you are 'better'. A bullet to the head don't descriminate as to what bullshit matter it goes through. Just ask you buddy dead there in West Van killed by his gay lover friend.

Fuck you Yaletown and your cellphone. That's nice, lets start singing, I don't know Angel of Death or My mother smokes crack rocks. The latter is better since the first one is really offensive. lol

Fuck you Yaletown and Starbucks. How fucking many of them are there. Je ne sais pas. But yeah fuck Starbucks too. Too much of the BS blandness of nothingness around with no distinct character of sameness everywhere. And you need the triple mocha with sprinkles, whatever the fuck that is.

Fuck you Yaletown and martinis 'nough said.

Fuck you Yaletown and driving down the fucking 2 main roads there for the 2 blocks they go. That's nice Mainland south and Hamilton north. Holy shit learn how to drive. That's nice you have a beamer but like learn to get to know how to drive. Being stuck behind some idiot that can't even back in let along go forward into one of those old school little town downtown angle parking spots. Not even parallel parking. How fuck hard is it.

Fuck you Yaletown Mini

Fuck you Yaletown no easy crack rocks around. Well hopefully with nigging up the new station there at the park, it will turn into Pigeon Park 2.

Fuck you Yaletown 501

Fuck you Yaletown liquor store that is like so small and never open. Need to get another like Alberni special there, since you only drink 'whine'. Whine is for those better not like TNT. When did Cowboy indian sleeping at Doggie Park in the west end die? Like you care.

Fuck you Yaletown with your iPod. That's nice I'm on the sidewalk behind you. You're going so fucking slow and everywhere like a drunk driver, but walking somehow. Get the fuck out of my way.

Fuck you Yaletown actually a bit away the whore block around the old CFOX and Penthouse. Pretty pricey at least they have real cunts.

Fuck you Yaletown and turning Granville into an idiot box. Wow look at me I'm a fucking tourist from Surrey going down to the Roxy with my 9mm to be cool. Its just fucked up. Plus no more beers anywhere. First started with the Nelson for Fred's and it burnt a bit. Last one to go was the fucking Country Bar. Whatever it was called. Naked dancing went to Stone Temple. Barley's is gone. At least Messier that fucking traitor is gone too and the Tyson biting of Holyfields ear. Fuck that was a while ago when Granville was cool. Fuck no more Gate. Cecil will be gone too I read, that's sucks. Fuck all the downstairs peelers. Fuck this town has changed. Fuck you Yaletown. Granville is just odd. At least the Commodore opened up for a while after being shut down. Wonder how many years until the floor is good again.

Fuck you Yaletown and the coolness of working for some fucking computer company. Fucking eh Blast Radius. That's nice. Wow. Too bad nobody's blasting a hoot out front. Of course the nice ones too, which better not be wax.

Fuck you Yaletown and not being able to buy flowers in a tube made in China. (I wonder where the closest shop is for those 'special' items)

Fuck you Yaletown and no beer is under $5. Unless its like something grouse like Heffeweisen, or like cock sucking ale, or some gay micro brew. Piss water is gone.

Fuck you Yaletown and the smell of False Creek. Nice it smells like shit quite a bit. That's nice. Especially you're fecal matter going down 200 feet from up in the cave there into the wasteland. Kinda weird how its social housing right beside the sewer treatment plant at the Cambie bridge there. Always by the bridges with sewer planets, Lions Gate = indian reserve, Annacis = industrial wasteland, and airport = wreckbeach techinically not a bridge, but a question to ask before entering the water. Its just a transfer of shit to go there.

Fuck you Yaletown and the fake tits. Well of course they're great. But it's fucking obvious. (Dude at work had a little email thing and it was fake or not. It's pretty fucking simple.) They just don't hang up like that 'naturally'. Unless you're biting the nipple a bit maybe. Get something going on.

Fuck you Yaletown and the cougars. Fuck gravity works everywhere. Sure makeup can sorta hide shite and stuff. Neck lines, well just before I guess that's what the botox is for, the fack tits again, labia reduction, and anal bleaching. I'll give you one thing. You got a cunt so that's always good, so bend over so I can fuck you up the ass.

Fuck you Yaletown and little boy strip on Homer, not Homer-sexual well actually totally. That says it right there.

Fuck you Yaletown

2006-04-12T00:09:00.000-07:00

Bakery, Deli, Produce store

These are foreign words in the land of the parking lots. What is that, they are sections of the grocery store, aren't they? That's the thing that most of the smog drivers do not understand. The one question always asked is how do you get food? It's actually really fucking funny to listen to that innaneness. Most people do not have a clue of walking at all, except to and fro the fucking smog machine over the natural conrete needed for their steel prison. Ain't that nice. So things like walking to the store are a foreign concept, well they probably are too in Hongcouver, but that's a completely different story of the state of affairs of Mr. Marshmellow Harper land for a year or so anyways. And the customer service you get waiting in line is of course fucking eh. The reason you go to the one mega store, with the square miles of parking lot is to save time. Well at least I think that's the rationale of the suburban existence. Drive to hopefully as close as I can get to the front door, of whatever store it is, because the entry is off the street. Its only an eighth of a mile away. But that point is completely irrelevant. But I cannot state that perspective since I don't really know about it. Actually growing up in Surrey, I had to feed Mr. China before he was chinese, since I was going to university and he was working and living at home. (That's royally pathetic in a different manner, but I could go on that. But this ranting is more so for the fuckedupness of the 'neccessity' of that 'smog machine' or car.) I went to the Dell like my mom, not the bar but Buy Low and the Chinaman deli. So I was already half way there. Plus she went early in the morning, so the bakery was fresh still and no line up. Not like pretty well anytime I've gone to that nightmare called the SuperStore. That place is scary as hell. At least it ain't as cavernous as a Costco or Home Depot. At least Home Depot has got the sawdust smell around in some places.

Last weekend I went for a walk to get food. (This band is home grown, I'm not from Hong Kong.. not from Hong Kong) I walked about 20 blocks or so and made four stops. First one London Drugs past Nanamio, about the only time I go that far unless there's a concert at the PNE or I have to go to Surrey. Then Freybe. The local bakery was next. Had to wait in line like 5 minutes if that in total. Spent lots of money too, probably like $70 which ain't bad for me, considering I generally buy booze. But it took an hour. Of course I had to carry it. Ahhhh moooo ain't that like a chore. Plus it was raining out, more like a drizzle, but I had a hat and hood. (Like the idiots walking around with their umbrellas in the sunny afternoon. Almost as bad as an idiot riding a bike with an iPod, well actually alot worse.) But it took less than an hour. Not bad at all. Plus I wasn't even going fast walking speed. Enjoying the walk with a Pepsi there and back from Hastings up to Grandview Park. Plus some Billy inhale action too.

Like Mr. China, he's just fucked up in so many fucking ways it ain't funny. Like for one he's happy to be a Hongcouver special, with a stupid as fuck so-called wife that doesn't understand well basically anything that is Canadian, or really english. Plus it never shuts up, sorta like Stinkboy. Wow, say something fucking of use, otherwise like WTF is going on. Or is it like fucking sleep time. I'ld rather sleep than get the unneccessary headache of having to deal with some idiot that don't understand. He's said lotsa stupid things. First one is almost the worst. STANLEY PARK should be cut down for condos. Evidently he's never lived in a concrete jungle. The suburbs don't count, eventhough the ground is concrete everywhere basically. You need parks in the city, without the parking lot to enjoy it. That is totally counterintuitive. Need a smog machine to go see nature. But then again, that's what has perpetuated the expansion outward to the wastelands in the smog belt past the Port Mann bridge. But coming back to food, he's like I can't carry milk that far. Well if you live a mile away from a store, you most likely don't live in a city of any sorts. Well maybe by name, but then again Names mean shit. As Slipknot says People equal shit. Its what you do that matters. And if it ain't predictable in any manner, then why are you alive if you aren't 12. Otherwise you are acting like a pathetic little shit kid that thinks they know everything. Like blow me and bend over so I can fuck you up the ass. You can't get pregnant that way anyways. Or at least that's the story morning glory.

Then my cousin and old man. Fuck old man, take a look at me now, I'm a lot like you were. But they love Costco. I don't know why. Well my cousin has kids, so she can get crates of juice cheap. My old man likes the cheap gas. But then they complain about the shitty service. (NS exlax its disposable workers as is the merchandise you are buying. Good luck finding a career Costco person that started on the floor, sorta like McUpchucks). The other thing is the long lines and having to wait. The funny part is the mention of the outside of the nipple of the store of the land is never mentioned. Its like a foregone conclusion. My cousin went downtown and was bitching about the traffic. Its fucking slow for fuck sakes. Unless its like 2am or you're on one of the main roads. But generally its royally slow in car compared to some Willingdon avenue or number street south of the Fraser. There are these things called pedestrians. Let along the crazy bicyclists and bike couriers. The couriers are there, since parking that 4 sheets of plywood ain't as easy as a half sheet a bike takes up if that. Plus parking is free.

This dude at work, keeps on going at me how do you survive. Lest me be an alcholoic and shite. that' calories right there. And its only a block away. But he keeps on going about the grocery store. It gets me going, how ignorant these self imposed jailers are. Its just too odd.

A thing that I love is reading the Surrey Leader. Fuck the mentality out there is a little out there, I guess the nice 'fresh' air plus all the currie in the air makes the situation so. But if that's what you live in then that's the way everything else is, is a rather moronic conclusion. Its not like you go to Brooklyn and go visit the original Levittown. You go to Manhatten. The city is where the shit is. Not some outpost of the non-existent train station. But hey there are trees here. Then they complain about them being cut down so more idiots can move into the new culdesac without any sidewalks. Why need sidewalks for kids, fuck that drive everything. Walking is a foreing word out there. LIke some stupid old lady wrote in a letter. She said that's sad some other idiot is jaywalking from the townhouses to the mall at 64th and Scott Road. Same place where that dude got killed. She's like stating they should walk to the corner and then cross after walking 1/2 out of the way to get to and fro the intersection. Evidently she's fukcing clueless.

That's nice. Why do I have to have pity on you if you're a fucking retard. Nein Danke. That's royally fucked up. Since you can't relate its bad. But then again some would call me a bigot xenophobe since I don't like or really ever deal with foreigners. Why bother giving myself a headahce. That seems completely normal. As in most people decide where they go. That says alot about your so-called 'perceptions' of reality. Tons.

The 4 stores I frequent the most are all within a block away. Of course I live in an apartment. If you have a house and don't have a grow show you have issues too. But they are all within a block. Like going to find the car parked on the street is further than most stores. That is of course when I had a company vehicle the few times. No more with that shit, plus I can drive a stick too. If you can't and did your test in some other language than what's on the money then get back on the boat. the 4 stores I frequent, well actually a few restaurants and convience stores.
1. Liquor store
2. Bakery
3. Produce Store
4. Deli / meat store
5. Pizza
6. Avanti's on Sundays

After all booze is what makes my life go. But then again I would hasten to say that 90% of the population is addicted to gas but don't even think of it. Wow that's nice.

But not in the Indian huffing way, that would definitely be better.

2006-02-11T05:15:00.000-08:00

2010 - 8 results

Hopefully here is snow in them 4 years from now.

But I forgot it. Now is the Nordic combined. Weird ski jump and then there's the cross country.

Here's the list.

c/o NBC

Deutschland 12-15-8
911 10-13-11
Norge 13-5-7
Canada 7-3-7
Oestereich 3-4-10
Mother 5-4-4
fuggedaboutit 4-4-5
Swatch 3-2-6
Frogs 4-5-3

top medals from 'redneck' land of Utah 2002 medal results.
Weird Hitler's so-called 'old' land was first. But the Norwegians got one more gold. Ski jumping probably all of them. But they actually got invaded, not like the other cross countries like up there in Scandanavia.

Rock on Italia

2006-02-11T02:39:00.000-08:00

The Olympics are here,

At least it was cold enough to make snow. Still need to nig up the snow again for at least a week.

And the worst part is to prime up for it the weather was shit. Last week was beautiful 6 degrees and rain. Now there's the reminder of last year. The timiming is really screwed up. The snow is around this year. Fucking eh. Last year made you think that the shite was hitting the fan large. We need that El Niggo or El Nina or Nino or whatever the fucking one that brings cold and storms nigging it up. Fer sure. I need to go more than I do, I'm just like fukced have the so-called crutch of alcholohoms, plus that makes boarding really hard. That's when you realize that a shot or 2 and a couple beers actually does affect you. Most sobering event there is. Not driving for sure, its so passive and boring you need to drink to get through it's inaneness.

The seasons, namely to say winter is the only one I can really remember. Last year was an anomly since the season where reveresed for June and February. Namely to say the same temperature at both times, when there should be snow in 02. I was on the lift with these dudes or actually waiting to go on the lift. It wasn't too busy so I could get my own Eagle car 'express' to go. But they were like understood english. and stuff, of course its a very rather than land of the sun I think its the nuked out city land place in 1945. As history is to be believed, like 4.30.45 Hitler 'killed' himself in 'Berlin'. The so called 'liberation' of 'Angel of death'. But yeah memory is a weird thing. Me don't like know much. Weird how not drinking affects the brain. (I can't remember the last time I went a month without some sort of mind altering substance if it was either just beer or doobies. Acid is simple, I'm not like 15 anymore. Shroomies are fun, but that's a Wreck beach thing. But the last few times too much. Should nig up some of that shake into cookies. Sorta worked.)

But I was looking today to see the athletes competing in the Olympics. I wanted to see what boarders are gonna be there. I don't know them too much, but no Michalechuck but his double invert was wild last year in April. That's when winter finally fuckin came up there in Blackcomb. Wild times I'm fucked. Plus I was royally fucked up for that. I even made the security dudes on the insdie, like thw cleaners of the half pipe take away my Pilsner since it landed on top of the lip and not behind the advertising where I was trying to throw it. But yeah the double invert was just fucked, he tried it so many times. No air, but rather insane. Finally almost landed it too. Its weird seeing them nigging it up in person, while inhale and drinking beer and its not TV your watching but the real shit. Fer sure. Of course beers and doobies are a giving. If not then 'I do not understand'. Well probalby more so, but that a totally mooot point. LIke moo, I need milk to get calcium. (Already finished a little Fireball before this shit. Bopught 2 because they wre there. Genreally they are like never at 111. AT 129 yes. I haven't been eat of Nanamio much lately so I don't know about 058. Then there's the other ones that are out there with parking lots. Actually 058 has the most fucked up parking lot I think there is. LIke that was designed in whenever the fuck it was built. That turn around tha bck is rather insane. Totally insane.

Another thing about the Olympics is the schedule. For Lemieux and the loonie at centre ice,for the lesbians too, the game was at 11 am I think. I went to the Cambie to see that one. These retards came in with 'MS BS invasion corporate BS coffe'. I've never been there. Got standards. Weird huh. But I go to the BC Liquor Store almost daily. I only drink coffee at work. But that was sorta a normal time to watch it. Can't remember the 'Smoke a phatti' Olympics that was I think rather primetime. I do remember parts of the Junior hockey dudes. Especially during the reign of the early 90's. Lots where in Europe. Plus it was over the BS holdiay season. So it was like not too hard to stay awake till grandma got up around 6 to watch the game, playing hockey on the Sega. Fuck I'm fucked. Need to get shit going on. I'm like not brains and other ting slike a concsicne or someting like that. Where the fuck is Kevin Spencer? (That's the only show I record at my parents house since they live the 'city' called Surrey. They have cable. I don't I can see Mt. Semour but still can't get fucking City TV. I'ld like too, but their transmitter for whatever fucking reason for being CITY TV is on an island by Victoria. Je ne sais pas. But I get the relay of the new VI crystal clear. Fuck cable. I like to pay for my phone and internet and have a couple cases of beer left over. Plus its shit too boot most times. Trailer Park boys are reruns. Where's Kevin Spencer among other shows. Like I don't relaly five a flying fuck about nigging up the smog machines. Sure they are nice too loook at. But 99.99% of cars on the raod are not like anything of any distinction. Well if you were in Surrey 20 years ago, it was like 10% of the cars were up on blocks in the front yard. How things change. Now they bitch about traffic.

But I wanted to see who was the chicks and dudes nigging up the competition for the half pipe and boarder cross. I love the boarder cross. That one meant for TV though. Can't see it as good live. The halfpipe is wild shite to see live fer sure. I hope fucking Crispin nigs it up chug style. For sure he'll be in his Canuckalhead Jersey if they let him. His good luck charm. Too bad it aint' the Blackhawks with the mandatory headddress. SS, mess, miss, loss, less, supress, too hard to think know.

I couldn't find it anywhere. Guess I gotta stay awake till 5am to see the shit going on.

Its Saturday late night, the 12th at 5am for Crispin
5am Monday morning for Maelle and Mercedes

2006-02-05T01:38:00.000-08:00

The Port Mann bridge fiasco.

The so-called government of BC is the Liberals. But their agenda is more like the right wing racist christians loving federal Conservatives lead by the wax statue called Mr. Harper. But guns are good. Cars are good. Immigrants not so much, but need someone to pick the berries in the valley. At least the smog nigs them up nice and hot, probably lots of toxins inside too, sorta like chemically weed you get sometimes. Like flush it out. But unfortunately in the valley past Langely, where the pastural landscape of the the boundary of the city begins. (that made me laugh). Weird in Europe you can tell when the city ends. Here its just an insane mess of drive thrus, offramps and nothing of any real fucking distinction. If you are not of any distinction then why are you like alive. But that's a moot point. The westside premier, when as mayor didn't want to nig up the road into town. Just nig up the Lee Cashings investment in the old Expo lands. That bascially cost the taxpayers only a few hundred million more. Needless to say, they have money so they are like not going to vote for the social agenda of a socialist party, to give shit to those unfortnate or less than shit. Of course not. Gotta drive the Hummer and be like fuck you, I'm cool. Almost as vain as the Surrey attitude. I don't understand that, at least those idiots are fucked up since they live in a 'City of Parking Lots' and sidewalks, if they exist, only used by those not stealing mommies car or drug addicts/scum/pedophiles/crimials/ and of course the little kids going to school. But not even the last either since the streets are too dangerous.

Needless to say those of the unfortunate ones that live in the numbered streets of great description need to drive. The place is so fucked up from a design stand point.that its royally fucked to fix it in any manner. But fix is a weird word. many that live there would consider it 'tranquil'. OK, that's nice. When's the last time you walked to the corner store. They don't even have mail delivery to the door. The nice extension of the road into the front yard, if that is a word, is real nice. I read this thing on the net, which I found weird. In the city of Vancouver there are alleys and front yards with a stoop, looking out on a nice garden, grass and maybe a tiny 3 or 4 wide path of concrete for a sidewalk to the front door. Nothing descriptive at all. Like where is downtown. This fat girl from Surrey considered Guildford downtwon there. Holy shit, they just don't understand. There is no interaction of any sort except commerce and road rage. In the city you have those for sure too, and shitloads of pederstrians and other forms of transport, not just by 'loser' kids but people that have standards. That's nice you say you're for the enviroment and shit like that but drive 30 clikcs a day to go to work and back. Then bitch about the traffic jam. I haven't had jam lately. I can't remember the last time I had breakfest that wasn't either beer and doobie. AKA wake N bake and kick the buzz alive again. But yeah you are part of the problem.

The commons and the suburbans lalalalalalalalalalalalalalaland sprawl is a great word. Of course nobody gives a flying fuck about the air. That's a fucking given. Should give all the fuckers hybrids and that would nig it up. Then they are stuck in traffic and the smog don't fucking go. Like the cabbies in the city with the Prius don't like going over 60 klicks, then they have to pay for gas. There's a novel idea. 1.5 billion, ok time is worth something supposedly, divided by 30 K per = 50K cars for Toyota. LIke the green party's idea. Make all cabs hybrids. It will bring industry here, for the wastelands of the Detroit TO corridor there. That's another 20K or so. But lets get it going. You have to. Its a given. The Vancouver Canucks, BC Lions, and Vancouver Giants all play in a little geographical area called Vancouver. Not Surrey, West Van, North Van, Langley, Burnaby etc... I could go on and on about the distinctiveness of place. Cars are a given. Of course they are. Well that's nice. So are the bum fuck fat joy fucks. That's nice. Or is it. Why do you need to have a car. Well if you 'live' in a house of easiness then you do. Of course you have to consume to keep up witht he Asian invasion infesting and stinking up your street. At least the Vietamese nig it up green style. I bet there food stinks too, but some points for the grow show shite. What damage does that do? Depends on your point of view I guess. But that's the only reasons and industry out there. Sure a few industrial wastelands exist. Regards of where industry is it is a wasteland. Warehouses and manufacturing. The so called business parks like Knight street in Richomond there on the east side. That's sad the nipple building surrounded by nothing but pavement with some markings for your designation place to put your shit there.

No one gives a flying fuck about the commons. You can say whatever you want but its true. I'm guilty too. I just don't smog it up all the time though. My thought is do whatever the fuck you want, as long as I don't have to deal with you. But at the same toke,I need one,n you better get out of my. Do whatever the fuck you want just get out of my way. That's exactly the premise of traffic too. Our economy is nigging it up large. 5% vacany for commercial buidlings. That's pretty tight. Not much room for entry. Downtown is turning into a commuter corridor too. At least they go out of the descriptive areas to wherever in no-mans land. Somethings are just fucking braindead simple. I live in the city, so I speak my mind. I love that part. In Surrey people have the preconceived perceptions that everything is like fucking Surrey. How wrong is that. I don't know. I don't know how anyone can be happy in that existence. How many jobs are there that just arent stores and gas stations and grow shows. Not many. That's the problem. They nig to nig up the freeway from Guidlford to Whalley and Scott Road to get the shit moving. That'll do it. Too bad it's a little late and will cost a few bucks since appropriation will probably be required. 2 fucking buildings downtown there, the nigging it up at Surrey Place and the Scotia at Gateway crackville. Sure there is the taxation office, since half of the people in the region from Vancouver to Hope live on that side with Fraser highway there. I think they even have pay parking. That's another story.

But the supposedly cost of 1.5 billion for twinning the bridge. Won't do anything. Your voice on the manner doesn't matter. Its a forgone conclusion already. Trucks are sorta important, since they deliver the goods to the Supermarket and stuff. But your opionion don't matter. If your against it you are a NIMBY fuck. Of course that's the last excuse. No one gives a shit for the commons, as NIMBY implies. Like no Arbutus skytrain. Sure it doens't go down as straight path to downtown or by the hospital, but goes through the 'better' side of the city. So those fucks have money and pay taxes to perpetuate the status quo. That's always great. But it would serve Kits which is highly rental/young/without money ones area. Kits is on the westside but has the highest percentage of bicycle commuters in the Vancouver neighbourhoods. Downtown has a few but most people walk around. Walking a very foreign word. Back to the basics. But the cost is estimated now at 1.5. OK that's in todays dollars. Then gas will be $8 a litre by the time tis finished. So shits going to be expensive everywhere. At least no more bananas and oranges and Made in China/Bangladesh/India someother place abusing human rights and paying maybe a dime an hour for work in Walmart. That mega store got hit last year by the so called high gas prices. Its over. Its over the gas ain't there. Well it is, just to get it out ain't oging to happen quick enough. and the heating of houses on natrual gas too. That's nice, Alberta needs all of it to nig up the tar sands into oil, so sorry fuck you, its more important to fuel the car than heat you're sorry ass. But you probably are at least a dozen or few dozen pounds overweight. So you have some insulation anyways.

Pricetags of governemtn projects are great. They are just excellent. Just the other day the Olympics said they need another 110 million. That's nice. Weird as that anouncement came out Montreal just paid off there 2 billion dollar overrun for the Summer games. Only 300 years later. Then they talk to the governemt and the fuckhead there, some idiot. I don't have much pity for them idiots, like why do they do it anyways, for not really much money either mayber 100K or so year plus lotsa travel included. But he said there was a contigency fund of 138 million I think was the number. And all the tax overruns are burdened half-half with the federal government. So another 240 or so and its all gone. That's going to be easy. What kind of legacy will it leave besides, more deaths on the Sea to Sky, since you can supposedly nig it up more on the Hydrogren highway as Paul Martin anounced a year or so ago. That's why I voted NO. In the city, there was the referendum of the last Mayor Da Vinci. His first task, cost 500K but he kept it. But then again he saw tons of dead bodies and wasn't full of it. He had an attitude to say the least. Too bad he didn't run again, now the NPA are just puppets for the fucking idiot westside Premier Cambell. Wonder how many Martinis he had on New Years. They even tried to get that puppet fucking arrogant bitch Ms. Dog thing, Clark I think the name was. She harshly looks like a dog. Like there are about 4 things most faces resemble, a dog, horse, fish or some fruit or vegetable. People say I look like a potatoe, since me not have a so-called neck. But yeah whatever I can take it. If you can't don't bother dishing it, you fucking plastic surgery on your cunt lips and vaginal hole to get feeling back since you're a whore and spit out a few rugrats.

I was talking a German course at SFU downtown there at Harbour Centre when the referrendum was happening. (The lesbian Swiss thing, I hated her, fucking wasted 200 bucks for nothing really. At least Channel M came by since and there is German Today on Saturdays at 2pm. Today was actually pretty good one. Talked with some dude from Symmetrics bike racing team, young kid 20 years old. Not Sven Tuft, but that Maier I think was his name. Its weird his Deutsch reminds me of talking with Canadians from Seig Heil heritage and it sounded sorta the same as a few I talked in Deutsch with. You can tell they didn't go there for too long. I only lived in Deutschland for 4 months but I got a lot better a understand shit. Plus that was the first time for me really being away from Mommy's tit. I had relatives to see and that but it was my life fucking eh. Plus I smoked lotsa bottle tokes of hash. Didn't get much weed there some times, but I like the Moroccan Gold. Not that harsh, but nice. Not like the shit you get here from some grower nigging up the isopropol.) But yeah the lesbian, didn't understand many things of Canada either. She lived on the eastside I think it said, well of course off the drive for the dykes, natives and nowadays seems like junkie fucking crackheads. That's fucked. Should kill 'em all. 24th time in jail, its soup for you. Not soup Nazi shit, but you are the soup there junkie. But the chick was all like hey who's voting for this. Everyone that was in there was stating they would vote no. I said the main reason, is being the overrun. Not just bloody anus runs, but something affecting even those south of the Fraser. Their taxes will be higher and mine too, a little bit of NIMBYism but sure if it affects you, then you think woah man. A side story of this, I probably made a Chinalady go to hospital. I was heading from there for a beer at the American. Fuck that was a while ago since its been closed. The new building is finished now, the old banks. All the old banks get recreated. Its weird, just like the gas stations getting closed too. But yeah I was on the east lanes of Main going underneath the viaducts just before it. I was getting close to light just before it on the sidewalk side. This fucking idiot starts going against the light. I fucking yell cause it went just at the perfect time to get hit. Right in front of me. I saw it, I wasn't drunk yet. Fuck then it did the headlights like the deer does. Well for them it seems that's the way it goes, like really, I'm a fucking stupid puppy, 'Why don't you fuck me up the ass and put a chopstick in my urethera'. But yeah it fell and smacked its head. A chick was turning off that weird road their to go right stopped. We tried talking to it. It was like woah. Woah. I even stopped, I generally do when I hit or person or get hit by a car. Its fucking annoying, but you are 'guilty' to some degree of what happened. Well at least you were involved. It cut her head open a bit in the back. I picked up the shit she dropped. The other white girl in the car, I didn't get her name asked to call the cops and shit. But her phone didn't work or something. But we helped her up. Proably 10 minutes (Adolf Hiter was a very very naughty man... Muenchen born... Ich glaube uns... God damn it.. Do you have any questions?... That was cool can we see it again... South Park mp3 of Cartmen of course the prerequistes are there namely to say beer and doobies, well that's every fucking day so that's a given. Plus some Fireball and it needs to be after midnight, unless all of the 3 above are there.) or so it lasted. Then it just walked up and left. It was sleeping for a bit and shit. I think the girl had a cloth or old shirt to put to her head. A little bit of blood.

But I fucking yelled. Fucking heads Up. Heads Up. Loud too, underneath the viaducts it sorta echoes. Weird too the metal shields for the trollys too. I guess they're in other places where the trolley goes under a bridge. Not the mootrain, its way up in the 'sky', like a hmmm. But no shit, I've hit enough pedestrians and you have to yell, make people aware.

It did not understand English or could speak it.

2006-01-25T00:49:00.000-08:00

The Election was a great farce.

There are many people that live in this so called country of Canada. But right wingers seem to like there gas. Well in Abortsford, no that ain't it. They ain't into the aboritions. Its the fucking bible belt out there and Chilliwack with the corn grown on smog. Fuck whatever they are fucked up. None, not 1 in the 6 million or so fucks living in the 604 centre, 514 or 416 are in. Not one. That's a sign.

It won't be long anyways. Weird Harper was Don Cherry's pick too on CBC, or as his crotch watching lover there said, he's a Harp.er. Like well no shit, its Don fucking Cherry. He's gotta be PM. Then shit would happen. And of course the immigrants probably wouldn't like it.

I loved the map today. That's the best part of electins. The map of the colours of the votingness. It was Red and Orange to below the Fraser except for the grow show district in Westwood out there. Only 30 clicks away from 'downtown'. Even fucking Peter Mansbridge said that the votes aren't in from 'downtown' Vancouver. By that he meant the actually city. The actually place called Vancouver. Not Burnaby, Richmond/China, Surrey/India, WTF else. New West is a litte different. Its old and has junkies downtown too. So like they also bitch about the Pattullo bridge. Well sortty that's the sad folks not growing weed in Surrey having to leave it to go to work that ain't in a 'distinct' neighbourhood as like Surrey, Langley or any god damn suburb for the 'middle' class is like. Tja, fucking eh. Like I car. I don't have a care. So I'm lost out there. Plus why would I go there.

I find it ironic the air gets worse as the And here is Cheney at Auschwitz. I think its fantastic. c/o Colbert Report with an Oprah. The air gets worse as you leave the west coast. I hate the attitude of the shit of those fucks from anything that ain't Vancouver. Beyond Boundary, Burrard Inlet, Fraser, = car driver or I guess loser pedophile or some shit little kid.

Plus I was shitting blood today. REally nasty. Had some Fireball, but that didn't do it. I think it was the drugs again. It was royally nasty. I had to go to the shitter like 8 times today. So hurting too. But like the shits of blood were a scare. Don't need the drugs anymore the doctore gave me. Its like I had big ass pain in the back. After 2 days it worked. Then I've done a few more. Almost felt like an abortion of my anus. I was pissing, since I drink shitloads of water, to make u pfor all the booze I do after 5pm im Feierabend. Tja. Uhm fuck it hurt. But I had to piss and tried to fart. That was really nasty. Then the shit came into my gonch. Had to go into the shitter to try and nig it up clean. Fuck I gotta quit many things, but that was a combination of prescription drugs, green, and Pilsner and Fireball. Plus not really much food, but had noodles, can cook that. (Guess I could be chinaman then too). But it hurt. I was so happy to come back home and pass out. Wathc the fucking Simpsons and then nap time until Jeopardy. At least Jeopardy ain't on Channnel M anymore so you walk up and its like fuck WTF rice rice MB Richmond BS.

Plus I have 3 phone numbers. Most people have at least 2, if not more. There's the like the home phone. But nowadays its the cell phone that does that trick too. The cell phone and of course the work phone. But if you are drug dealer they all are the same sorta I guess. Depends if you are a driver or not. But what really pisses me off is when fuckheads call me at work. Like incessently. I'm a retard. LIke that's fucking nice, blah blahc lbah. OK like I fucking care. Not every fucking day. I can't stand that. I'm at fucking work for fuck sakes. I don't call you at work. Never, ever, ever. Well actually I did to my brother a few times before he turned Chinese on his birthday, since his now so-called 'small' company of Nortel only lost the like 50K employees or so. But that annoys me. Then they think I have to listen to the BS. Like I fucking care. Sometimes OK. LIke my fucking chink brother called mea t work too. And I never gave him the number, so he got it from mommy. He's fucked. If he died, I could really careless, unless Mrs. China didn't too. I hate them. Like today at work Mr. Chan phoned and was like blah blah blah rice rice you know. LIke are you smoking pot. Wnat some. Too bad it wasn't that easy. But I had no patience plus I felt like shit, since I was shitting blood.

Remind of reading of that fucking retard 1 million fucking bullshit lies. Or whatever the fuck it is called. The guy was so full of it that it's just nice. In the day before blogs, and try and recall a decade ago. That's great. plus he was a junkie. But Oprah still believes. But then agian she's fit eh. But she's fucking rich for sure. No shit aobut aht. I'ld do her up the hoop, if I could find it. But that was just bogus cunt asslicking BS that guy was about. Nig it all up. Nice. Nice. 17 publishiers don't take then one does as a 'memoir'. Semi fiction I guess is that category. Same as the so-called Holocaust I guess.

I don't have patience to deal with people like that. Why are so many, well most it seems, like that. Give me give me give me. AT least the ballgiandus in Surrey nig it up right witht he bullet to the head. You braindead, well now you are since you got the bullet to the head in your Transam or some other red car.

Taht's nice you can talk. Say somehting of fucking meaning. When it comes to money that's a different story. Barely anyone talks about it lest alone that they are truthful. Its very subjective in theis society of Canada or G-7 or chinaland shit narcisism of being. That's nice. Fuck off is all I gotta say.

Just wait till gas is $100 a barrel in the summer. And the Stephen Harper fucks will put it to 85 cents. OK, that's a good one. Almost made me shit myself bloody again. It won't happen.

Just $2 litre by August 2006. Plus the air is free in Conservative land of the smog valley in the bible belt. Nice brown air.

Didn't Jesus have a smog machine.

2006-01-16T23:41:00.000-08:00

The commoness of decency,

Woah man, conform or be cast out as Geddie Lee says

That's exactly what i wanted to nig it up about. Be like that and be like that. OK. Wierd listending to the wastelands anthem of Subdvisions by Rush and it says conform or be cast out. I want to not go on that refrain but sort of rather yes. In other ways than chopping down the TREES to make more SUBDIVISIONS.

My day today ways a great example of this bullshit. The fucking little shit kids probably 20 if that living beside me in a East Side Drive apartment. Only started around midnihgt or so. Fucking gay and annoying. They have a bass guitar and play it loud like all the time. I'm not like that fucking loud. Ther other poeple that were in there were cool, loud TVs and shit and crazy loud weird funky saxamophone music. But yeah they left and the little shites came in. Around a quarter to 2 it got rather loud. I came out and scared them royally. (Well I guess me find about that soon or something). But I woke up the other dude down and acroos the hall. I was in my gonch banging on there door. At least those fuckers shut up right away. Didn't even answer the door. I almost cut my hand knocking rather intensely. Why not. Fuck I'm in my boxers and that's it with my fat gut out. Like fuck you little shit shit kids. Fuck off. I did the basketball a few times. That does the trick for a bit. I hear other people just banging too. Like fuck I'm not a good 'roll model for kids', probably because I act like a kid a lot. Same token, like token giving a beer to the chief, the only one at the table. Actually of each and all the rest were Canadians. Generally its more Redskins but then again they lost to Seattle on Saturday. I could go to sleep and be pissed off all day today.

Fuck I hate that. Like common fucking decency. It's a weird thing to obey.

Fuck this sounds almost like a number game. Describe the different situations that invlove dealing with strangers regardless of what they are. Well old people and people that have handicaps are a different story.

I've even giving my seat to an old lady.

I hate the old lady Ms. China with the gold teeth returning 'her' empties. Those aren't her's for sure. They know it. Then they tell her about the 24 return rule and plays stupid like FOB. Plus butts infront of you in line, with all different shit of 'dumpster diver' like shit. At least she does good for the Park in the summer. I'll give her that. But same token, its like aaaahhhhh me like cheap and get free money seeing retards/hippies/drunks/lesbians/4th Avenue like types/parents with dogs and kids/ drink to get the empties. Helps save the cops from having to hassle people for just being. You're just being. You are not doing. Just being. That's nice. Of course doing, would be like car theft to get more crack cocaine. I'm felling that I'm sober. Eventhough I'm dirinkg. I can't get any lower. Still I fell I'm sinking. Mann kann jetzt nicht typzen. Fuck.

Or idiots on elevators that live in a house and rarely if ever have been in one. Or same as on the Mootrain. Wait for those to leave before you enter. Its fucking simple, you're makeing the room for me to get in. Especially on the train around 8 am at Broadway or 5pm at Main.

Excuse me. I hate that one. But its like you're in my way. Rather fucking evident, considering where they want to go. Namely past you. Generally used in lines and when some is in the way of your apartment door, since they are smoking crack cocaine.

little midget like things slothing aroud just cutting in front of you. This is best seen at 3 bus and skytrain. Well actually 20 too, put 3 is more of the onload. But then again 3 and 8 do it turban style.

The door. That's a hard one. Of course I hold the door open behind me if I know or can sense that someone is there. You have a feeling around your 'personal' space. Even if there is an old lady or some cunt actually generally, I'll hold the door open. If I'm just coming in. Sure you can go by. Maybe a couple. Not like going the wrongside like a Canuck loss or concert being cancelled. But yeah its just simple.

I don't care for others. But I still respect others a lot as in do things to make them not hate me but like me. If they understand english that's probably a different story. At the same token. That's nice, I need a took.

I love the decency of being raised Canadian-born before Expo.

2006-01-07T00:48:00.000-08:00

Walking and walking and walking. Left, right, left, right, Links Zwo Drei Vier

What a foreign word for transportation. If that's your primary mode, well of course transit too, you must have issues. This is of course when you are at 'home'. Or in the surroundings that define your daily existence. Of course that is the last step you do before the stumble from the neighbourhood pub to the parking lot to try and get in the car pissed up drunk, since you need the car. I don't understand that all. But if you don't have a car you must use some other mode. So it would either be walking, transit, bicycle or chaufeur like a taxi, or maybe a boat. But if you need a boat, getting a car there too probably would be rather 'expensive'. Everything is relative. The issues are you must be a loser, since you do not own that thing that requires you to give ICBC money in this province. Well that's the attitude of Surrey. That place is royally fucked up. The Balligandu asian invasion shooting spree, and the sad white folks left to enjoy their majority get Asian invaded, be it from one of those 2 countries with over 1 billion people each. Rather insane. got the attitude, since you live a very descriptive place. Just a tad of sarcasm there. They don't walk out there. The only walking done in Surrey is in the mall/store/parking lot to and fro the smog machine.

Pretty wild intermission. 4 big ass fire trucks, with the ladders were outside. It was pretty wild. I guess something happened at Marcello's since that's where they went. I heard the alarm for a while, but once they opened the door you could hear the alarm. Plus it was a nice time to be like Billy and inhale. Plus there was a dude walking around with a big ass axe. Fucking eh, I'm axe guy. Still 2 left. QUINT 9 and LADDER 1 is painted on the side of the red fire trucks. The thing is long, so its got the good power, what the fuck is it called not leverage but relating to that. The longer the handle the more power like a sledgehammer is the same way, centrilfugal forces.

But they were all walking around on the street. 20 or so people for a bit, with their outfits on with their names on the coat. They were walking back and forth checking stuff out.

Can't really check stuff out too good with a car. The exception is when you go somewhere and get out of the metal jail. I love it when there's an accident and the retards go extra slow to get a 'look'. Well you can't see much. Like it matters anyways. But then those same 'interesting G7' people, namely the North American ones are born with the right of passage of easy automotive existence. They don't seem to like when a suicide jumper wastes their time getting over a bridge. (What a shame, especially for the richest postal code going to within a mile of the poorest in this country. Namely to say West Vancouver to downtown Vancouver, with the Downtown eastside being its bad little brother, supposedly. But its there.) Self centred fuckheads giving 2 shits about the commons, since they pollute the air the same, regardless if its a Hummer, Smart car or Prius. Let alone the toxicity of the creation of those things. Sure an Expedetion or the new International are a bit expensive, with the cheapness of air and the so-called pocketbook hitter of the gas station necessities. But that's the only thing that matters the pocketbook. The kykeness/chinaman existence of cosuming and being. That's a completely different thread that makes my brain boil. All I have to say is one thing. If you live in the country that just won the Gold Medal Junior hockey championship in GM Place yesterday against mother Russia, so like Canada if you don't have a brain. Vote. If you don't you should be shipped off to Russia or China. Don't give the excuse of not having time. That's the most pathetic exitence. Unless you're in a coma, like that Kyke man Sharon I think is that fat dudes name, or in a hospital. You have no say about anything Period. Nothing. None. I would make it mandatory. If you don't then you're insurance will be doulbe from ICBC, taxes double. Then HS mother fuckers would react. Just like Ford no longer makes the Expedition since nobody's buying it, because of 'expensive' gas. Just wait, $2 litre by summer for sure. A couple more hurricanes nig it up gain to Texas and New Orleans is sinking yet again. Let alone some suicide bomber nigging up old school, I mean like oldskol. Turning his Timothy McVeigh machine into good use at some oil thing out there in Iraq world, or Saudia Arabia, Iran, well all of that place except the one exception created aftre the so-called Holocaust. Sickening ways to acheive the Holocaust. But yeah they have money and don't do the stupid 4/19/95 (HS had to Google to get the year right. I guess Waco, TX was 4/19/94 then, no 93 Google again Waco April. No like Columbine 4/20/99. Then Timothy got executed 3 months to the day of the NY towers, 6/11/01 a day of infamy. Worst terrorist in America till that point. The other dude I don't think got killed by the establishment. 200 dead or so for 1. Better death ratio than those Allah Akbars 92 days later. 19 suicide fucks, not army trained white man, to kill 3000 or so 'innocent' people. At least that's the story they put out. Who knows anything about what is actually happening on that larger scale. Plus McVeigh got to live in Jail for a while too, wasn't just OK nice that's IT. AAAAAAAAA, Allah Akbar, give the throttle and turn it into the buidling and 600 mph to instant inferno in milliseconds. Rather quick death. A bit poignant too one could verily say. Not like the jumpers. That shit was wild, that frog movie about the fire fighters and the sounds of the crash to be dead. Weird sounded louder than a car crash. Good ol' gravity always does the trick.)

Got a bit sidetracked from what I wanted to rant/rave/blog about. Fucking things happen and then associations. Start the association game, and if you do it right with going more extremely probably within at most 10 items you'll end with something referring to WWII let alone if its just Hitler.
3. Cars, Autobahn, Hitler -- genocide, Auschwitz, Hitler
5. grass, bongs, inhale, 4/20, Hitler
2. VW, Hitler -- Deutschland, Hitler
That game could go on for ever. And he lived for quite some time in power for a little over a decade. Not the new Roman Empire, but still the longest reign of aggression and land grabs since The incursions into Africa.

Still got distracted. Dude came by yesterday and I got the extra sweet redhaired shite. Man it was expensive. Still not as much as a 'dimebag' in the States which looks like a 5 bag and they want $20 US for it. Holy shit, but crack cocaine is the same price. Plus the firefighters outside. Naturally there is the beer and doobies. The prerequistes. That's a great word. Seems coming into this country you don't need many if any.

But walking it the subject I want to dwell on for a bit. Whenever you go anywhere you have to walk to get a sense of place. If you are a tourist you go downtown and walk around. Even go out to the outer places and walk. Firstly its cheap. Its only time, plus your on vacation so that's the point. You have to live like you're on vacation as Paul Stanley says. Otherwise be like fuck you. You can see things, you otherwise would not. Cities have so many little different things. Not just like some subdivision of nothingness or sameness or whatever. Plus you are more accessible than the wasted space spent on the ashphalt to use rubber on. Plus they are dangerous. I find it funny that Surrey has issues with pedestrians getting hit. Well NS exlax, its not walking friendly.

There are many types of driving styles, aggressive, drunk, attentive, FOB mindless, stupid, retarded, Sunday driving for example. Many other ones you could define too. But walking are quite a number of different styles and speeds to boot too.

1. The FOB shuffle.
What the fuck is that. I don't understand how they have money, since at least here they can't seem to do much at all. This one is best observed on Robson Street. Let's go extra extra extra sloth, like a sloth and of course dragging the feet since rice doesn't give enough energy I guess. And walk 4 or 5 wide. Basically the entire sidewalk. Not just applicable to foreigners.
2. The Hastings shuffle, enough said
3. The stupid tourist
Pretty close to the FOB shuffle, but not as void of understanding about existence of their surroundings to a bit. And the feet actually leave the ground. Lots end up by Pigeon Park since its close to the nice part of Gastown. Europe looks like Gastown.
4. Yaletown indecivsive
This one is horrible. Helmcken is going to be turned into a greenway. I use it all the time on my bicycle from Pacific throught the light, generally red at Cambie, into the park and up to Burrard to the Liquor Store when I go downtown that way. But its like WTF when driving or on a moving vehicle such as a bicycle you go where people were. As birds fly ahead, you expect them idiot pedersteins to do the same. But here they seem to be like fucking chickens with their heads cut off and turn around for no reason at all. I think the reason is their self esteem thinking they are the shit and have a vibrator stuck up their anus, while have their nose in the air since they are Liberal/monied ones/therefore better/cosumeristic pigs/at least the fake tits are sorta nice. But I think them gonna need some lip work on the slug trail they leave behind.
5. Drug dealer, well they don't really walk, but are part of the sidewalk fabric
6. Cellphone idiot/iPod fuck/drunk
Those ones are really annoying. All are the same pretty well. The drunk is a bit distinctive but for the whole part they all behave in the same manner. All over the sidewalk and clueless. Just need one. When on a bike need to yell alot at these ones, like Head's up since you don't really want to hit someone. Its not much fun, at least they can break your fall.
7. Smooching people
Holding hands and going at the slow rate. Slow just sucks. That's nice and clueless alot like the FOB or tourist
8. Strolling
A Robson/Granville thing. Just like trying to be cool, like drinking a Starbucks. Fuck off for that shite. I even had to mention it. Better be another one coming in at the cloe corner kitty corner from Clock at the 94 riot centre. I guess in the suburbs its like going to the park. Just rather like slow.
9. A tad tired
Still going quicker than all of the above, except for the fucked up category. But your hurting but still pass people. Of course you're aware of your situation to a certain extent but don't really care that much.
10. Normal
This is hard to give descriptive names to. There are so many different aspects to walking besides left, right, left, right. But this one is just the casual decent speed walk. If you have to go run a marathon, you pace yourself. Same sorta ideal just a steady constant speed. Comfortable to get locations and you have to walk 30 minutes or so, this is generally it.
11. In a bit of a rush
A bit more aggressive. Going a little quicker. Not getting physical in any manner yet. But sorta saying loud things behind idiots in your way. That's nice, do what you want, just get out of my way.
12. Beer store closing / last call run
I've got a place I gotta go. So as you get closer you get more aggresive. Especially if there are bums or smokers outside. Rather important one. Saves big bucks instead of getting Nightflight or Dial a bottle. See again pocket book. Weird pocket mentality and walking.
13. Got somewhere to be
This is the most aggresive. Almost tempted to bump into people to get out of the way. After ten minutes or so at this speed you may start to hurt. Shins, knees, hips, head, arms and shoulders. This is the closest you can get to without the aspect of running. Still heel toe, heel toe, not like the gay power walking but getting pretty close. Related a lot to the beer store too. Or need to get to the bus stop. Seen that enough of poeple running to catch the bus. then the fucking drunk bus driver leaves just before the get there. They don't like it when you slam the side of the bus as its trying to leave. But hopefully they still let you on. There are many examples for this one. Jaywalking for one. Getting to an intersection and its flashing before you gotta cross 4 lanes or more. So you gotta nig it up (weird in Surrey, the flashing doesn't work, unless you actually press the button. Pedestrians are an anomoly, weird.) Have to get to the special at the bar before it closes. This reminds me of trucking this speed. Get home from work, watch the Simpsons and that's 5:30. Had to walk to the Gate 8 blocks or so. Dinner special closed at 6, if not earlier since they ran out sometimes. For a $2 dinner. Sweet. Pocket book affects everything it seems. Someone is waiting for you and just called you on the cellphone, so you're a really fucked up idiot then too.

That's a pretty description of a few types of walking styles. Pretty well I'm Normal and onward. I live in a city. A city with sidewalks and not many driveways. With walkable neighbourhoods. Plus I don't have a car, so you may think I'm a loser. But then again I think if you have a car you're a fuckin lemming. Go find a cliff eh. I guess Cliff Burton did sorta when the bus crashed off the highway in Sweden for Masters.

Wild shit, I started this whenever it says. I never nig up the time. But its 2:22 now, so like times 3 and its 666.

One exception to the rule. Only really one, well yeah only one. If you're going down the road and some nice TnA is infront of you, you sorta slow down. Can't be like too perverted and stuff, but still nig it up. Even if they are nigging it up like Alnigi on a penalty shot, you got something to enjoy. Its free. Its free, and maybe you be nice to get some too if you can get her to accept. I live on Commercial drive and the social housing projects around give lotsa little girls stumbling around. I like that. The nice tight bunghole before the hips give out and fat asses spurt out from being spurted between them legs. Fucking whores.

God bless a nice girl's ass

2005-12-26T03:09:00.000-08:00

Anohter shooting in the states, of the none sidewalk places

c/o CNN

Five found dead in related shootings

Monday, December 26, 2005; Posted: 4:00 a.m. EST (09:00 GMT)

WASHINGTON (CNN) -- Five people were shot dead Sunday in what police believe was a murder-suicide at two houses in an affluent section of suburban Washington.

The story began to unfold around 10:25 a.m., when officers from the Fairfax County Police Department responded to a telephone call about shots being fired from a house in Great Falls, said Fairfax County Police Officer Richard Henry.

A 20-year-old uninjured resident came out of the house when police arrived, and a police SWAT team entered, searched the house and found the bodies of three men and one woman, Henry said.

"We believe that the suspect is one of those people," he said. The role of the uninjured man was not immediately clear.

Also found were two Labrador dogs -- one of whom had been shot more than once, he said. "It doesn't look like it's going to die."

Information found in the house led police to a house in Tysons Corner, about 12 miles west of downtown Washington, where they found a fifth body -- a woman, Henry said.

"We believe that the suspect in each of these cases is the same person," he said. Henry would not disclose the relationships among the people, "other than they were not strangers and the suspect did know these people."

Some of the victims were related to one another, he added.

2005-12-24T03:08:00.000-08:00

Parking lots was part of the news today and the cosumeristic aspect of 'the season'. (Thanks god damn Pineapple express for washing out the season again. 2 years in a row. Only 4 more 'great' years till Cowtown. In case you're an idiot, I'm like being sarcastic)

That's royally sad. Of course talking about the commerce districts of the wastelands, aka malls. That they are full of cars of course. You must have a car. It just drives me nuts that bullshit almost as much as people can't speak the language of the country. But at the same time they can't seem to drive either or like integrate with the original community. I was gonna say greater community, but unfortunately only 40% of the world population are from the main 'immigration' centres into Hongcouver. Of course you shop at Wal-mart/Costco/big ass parking lot store. Of course, eh. Like ok Nein Danke. That assumption that everyone is a lemming to Exxon and GM and the other makers of the same ol same ol shit is just fucking ignorance. I guess sorta like Americans thinking they own everything, but they just consume everything they can. Eventhough most of the shite they buy is made outside their country. Oil, cars, disobable Wal-mart landfill 'merchandise', lumber, coal, hydro. One thing they probably lead in is creating pollution of many sorts; nuclear,smog like LALALALALland has nice air (the sad part is the automobile is perpetuating it everywhere. ONly had smog first in LALALALand generated by cars anyways in the 50's. First for that. First for consumption. First for fucking ingornace. But those are generalizations and aren't a good basis to have any meaning. But stereotypes exist for a reason.

This story on the news was really sad. Just goes to show how many people the car lobby have on side. Well except the traffic issues, and there solution is to make everything more beautiful with bigger roads. That's really smart. But this really fat single mother, no shit she's fat and has kids that's sad in Langley I think it was.

Langley seems to be turning into the new Surrey. There is bush and shite still sorta left. Willowbrook is fucking a nightmare of 'consumption zone', with probably the 80% of the landprint of it paved over. Maybe 20% for the consumption aspect. Only 8 gas stations in a square mile. Find a place like that in Vancouver. All the gas stations are closing down. The last new one I've seen is the one on Georgia. So many have closed down. Its wild to think about. In the wastelands/car land/suburbs (therefore better since its segmented, well in many ways besides the housing/malls/office parks, with a bigger parking lot than building, witht he buidling being the nipple surrounded by aeoriali). Every time I got out to the fringes of the new frontier everything changes. By no means for the better though. The city changes too, but its not as noticable. Well Yaletown and Coal Harbour with Shaw Tower are rather, but for the whole part its getting bigger. Not just the means of razing for parking lots and houses. Fuck the trees lets get more car related devleopment going on. Of course with that you need to have the gas stations coming around too. The Georgia street gas station is the only new one, besides them getting renovated, for the new tower districts. Rather insane to think there are only 3 public gas stations downtown for the pennisula. The same size in Surrey for example or any suburb would be just houses, and culdesacs, with maybe a mini mall. If it crosses a commercial district there will be at 4 gas stations for a mall. Pretty wall on all corners. Surrounded by mini-malls and drive thrus. The population out there has the front yard and 5% the number of people with 3 times as many cars. Every house needs to have its own private parking lot. Because the garage is full of shite, either just bullshit that you haven't finished consuming. Not fecal matter yet. It still may be good. Hopefully a meth lab or grow show. That would be better. Maybe one car, if not 2 in the 2 car garage.

Considering I rarely have driven for the last decade I know where shit is. Be a speaker man and it helps learn the city good and where the banks are. But by riding a bicycle you get a hell of a lot better understanding of 'place' not just the distance measured in time, which it still is, but by distance. Not as much as on the freeway or uphill for sure. Distance by definition means place not time. Its not nuclear fission E=mcc. Place is somewhere on this planet of anywhere. Time is a defintion for the aspect of dying and living. A way to judge the seasons, and we get winter weather in the summer and spring and summer like weather in the winter, caused by something maybe. The distance signs are in KM or miles if your down south. Not time, depends on conditions. Not just the other fukcing retarded lemmings in 'your way', black ice, pissing rain, stupid pedophile pedestrians. When I was a kid to get home I had to jaywalk the freeway from the Mall and 'high' school even farther from because you got home 15 minutes earlier. Instead of 35 minute walk it was 20. Of cousre you were walking since you are not of age to drive, well legally anways. I knew a few kids that stole cars for or borrowed days care fun and joy riding but you still had to walk quite a bit. The instance of the time aspect again. Jay walking the freeway cut the distnace in half pretty well. Weird exact corelation to the 2. There are different speeds of walking to, but you generally go at a good pace but not too fast.

I don't understand that aspect at all of the car land based environment. I grew up in it, but travelled to Europe where you see the shit downtown everywhere. You walk everywhere. All towns of a decent size say like Kelowna or so, have a pedestrian zone. Every fucking one. No cars at all. None, well for the exception of fire trucks and amulances in emergencies. The scope is so nice nicer in the pedestrian areas than those others. (The equilavent aspect is go to the mall, which is just absurd. Its not outside. Plus the only thing going in there is just consuming shit made that you need to 'live', which is a crock of shit. Well at least live your lifestyle. Somethings you need for sure like booze and drugs. I guess some food too and a roof overhead and some clothes and shoes. That's about it. Everything else is a luxury such as snowboard, computer, TV, DVD player, VCR and cassette player those sure are dated, bicycle and of course a car. I have all of those except for the last.) But that made me get some understanding going to Europe anyways. The weird pedestrian alleys of Amsterdam are weird. really narrow too. Venice is royally fucked up on the main island there. Crazy 3 or 4 wide gaps for walkways. That coke commercial in Praque. The one where they draw with chalk the outline of a coke bottle and a glass and pour the 'people' in. Frankfurt on the Zeil. Munich by the thing that does the same thing as in Praque by the Marienplatz I think it is. Fucking memory. Freiburg with its Pissbächlen. Dublin bar distirct town. I can't remember one in Berlin though. Well Love Parade turned the park into one. I wasn't in cities that long to remember. You have to be somewhere for 4 days to get a feeling and location understanding going on. 2 days ain't enough. But you can start to get figured out. The longer you are there you know the good things to get. Namely the good bars, where to get cheap beer and of cousre where the drug dealers are. If you are only there for a couple days then you might stumble across so off those atypical aspects. Cities have character too. There is age to them too. Of course there is the grim too. Not just like someone power washed the trees away to build another atypical Levittown in some outskirt fringe land of the so-called city close by which could be 30 miles or further away.

Back to the fat girl. She's 26 and is fucking fat whore with at least one kid. Probably a nice person, but fuck she's got issues. Like money for a rubber comes to mind. But she works in a restaurant. I forgot what happend to her car if it got totalled or stolen. At anyrate some car shops got together and gave her a 'new' car, a 89 GM like model, I can't remember that aspect. But the one thing that incensted me was when they said. "She had to ride her bicycle to work". In the saying of like , Oh My god. She's a grown person. She must be drug addict kind of mentality. That can't be real. Well apartly not enough riding bicycle since she's still fat and shit. I don't want to dwell on that aspect, but it important. The easiness brought by the car supported culture. A lot is probably self control. That's a good one I have lotsa issues too. Fuck I'ld totalyl be a fucking whale if I didn't ride a bike.

Gas Stations closed in the city
Jackson now social housing, acutall pretty quick conversion
Save on Gas on Seymour
The 2 empty lots across from Main Street / Invahoe Station and the park on the other side of Main.
Nanamio and is housing now, I think it was a Shell
Commerical
Howe & Davie. It must be its been empty for ever. That's even before I came to live in the city before the European Vacation.
Broadway a block across from the welfare office by the Kingsgate
7-11 in South Granville around 14th
MacDonald and 4th, another Shell and 7/11
One for Surrey here. The Petro Canada beside the Active Pass on Gateway road/108/Ferguson.

There are 4 gas stations downtown
Denman
Georgia
And the 2 on Davie
there are the private ones for the cabs too, but those are the public ones

Closest gas stations to downtown
south, Burrard just past the Armoury
west,north, Park Royal
east, Main and 2nd

I had to pump gas last week. Probably the first time I did in quite some time. There is a company vehicle I have access to. But I don't use it. Like maybe once every other month. So I filled it up since its on the company card. I even joked with the guys in the office that hopefully I can remember how to do that. I got it since I have a week off. But probably won't even use it much. I wanted to use it for boarding. But fuck no snow again. Like springtime weather again. Pissing rain. I was stoked since they were calling for rain after a month of dryness. And of course its not 5 degrees rain, but 13 degrees which even means rain from the top of Seventh Heaven down the 5000 feet or so vertical. Just fucking garbage.

I hate the fucking Pineapple Express.

2005-12-03T00:49:00.000-08:00

The commute and assumption the news makes for the lemmings that they be, those with the cars.
That you drive like fucking anytime you go anywhere, well except for the walking to and fro the fucking piece of heartless metal.

I love the news. Most of the time its really boring shit. Fucking politics, and the same old refrain of the 'slant' of their advertisers, most likely. Afterall they aren't fucking stupid, just what they say most of the time is. The reason I love it is for 9/11. Best fucking TV ever. Fucking ever, like how many times did you see the shite towers go down in the next 3 days. Fucking just insane. Or Waco burn live on CNN of course. But the carnage is what the news is good about. Here's a classic example of that. I saw that old haggarded lady, Bernadette Berry on German Today with her neck lines. Fuck chicks gotta get married, cause those lines are fucking nasty, and they come on soon too. But yeah, I was watching the show. I love it, the only real chance I get pratice my D, und mit Gespräch ist viel einfacher zu verstehen als Zeitung am lesen. My grammar is fucked for sure. But fuck whatever. Not like that way though. I don't have cable either. Probably like one in a hundred in this country of 30 million inhabitants that don't have a car or cable. Well of course all the indians on their shit poor reserves are fucked off. They still buy gas, but that's just for huffing. That's a really sad story on this country. Anyways German today is on at 2pm on Saturdays on Channel M, also channel 42. I don't understand why City isn't on the air. Fucking bullshit. I can see Mt. Seymour, but only get 5 channels. Still nothing on, well 6 if you include the frogs. Cable is annoying too, like Bruce Springsteen said 57 channels and nothings on. That's pretty sad. But the German Today show had a special about the Dundarave granite ball. Its called the German friendship globe. I had to ask buddy where Dundarave is, like West Van pretty white, not as much as like say fuck Clinton or Houston, but pretty well yes. Anyrate went there to look at the globe. Its pretty wild. Me and drunkard friend went there to check it since its like German Today told me about it. So I'll do it. Fucking eh, for the cause, not for the lemming inhaling the exhaust it creates. Then on the way back ended up on the Upperlevels highway, driving buddy's shit car drinking of course. You have to its so boring and you have lots of metal to protect you, unless maybe you are 'enviromental' conscience and drive a SMART car. OK, fuck you too, it still pollutes not like a HUMMER, but you'll end up and be dead eh in a head on in the fucking 8'3" car. One the freeway it was mega traffic jam. And I forgot my camera. Everyone has one of those things now, at least a cell phone camera, like Ipods are everywhere. You can see the whiteness of the IPOD though. Sorta like a signature. But yeah the freeway was all backed up. then we got out after the gridlock was in place. Turned out that the road would be closed for quite some time. But as me and buddy were walking up to the shit, like 5 amublances, 5 firetrucks and 10 cop cars were all flasshing. So you know something good was going on. On the way up there, you couldn't drive, since they occupied the parking lot of the freeway from Taylor Way to before the bridge at Capilano where the shite happened. And from above you hear the chopper sound. Fuck its loud and annoying, almost like Ghetto Bird but that has a crow making the call. I say 'Live on chopper 9' and these people in their car laughed. Cause its so sad. I wonder howmany of them things are in Lalalalalalalalalaland. I know that the news choppers had to be told by the pig choppers to get out of the way quite some times. That's just insane. The only way to cover the wasteland is from above, since below nothing moves in that great invention called the car. But that was the logs that crushed the car. They were fucking huge trees. At least now they replaced the median, for the longest time you could see the 'chipped' out part where the logs flew over. And crushed the car. The yellow tarp was there. Me and buddy don't really care about anything, well a few but not considering not fucking with anyone shite, like just being a lemming and starring at HS that's pretty fucked up stuff. Paramedics were still on the scene too, like 5 firefighters a couple ambulance guys putting someone in a gurney. We left them be on the accident side of the barrier. Just weird. Really weird. Just memories.

Even at work some stupid fat old lady asked me how was your commute. That got me going. My job is weird like me I guess but there is lost of tech support. Its sorta cool since I talk to people from Newfoundland, to Quebec to the Yukon. Actually today someone called from Whitehorse. But the girl, most likely though 40 and 200lbs and like 5'6", asked me how was your commute. Its weird since most people especially out east think everything is in Hogtown, like the 905/416 shite. And no 604 isn't a 905 overlay area code.

I said to her.
I live in the city, I don't need a car.
She's like you live in Toronto
And I'm like no Vancouver.
Then the sad part about living close to work, is you don't have an excuse for not coming into work. One job I had 6 people worked there, and only 2 showed up. Both of us lived close to work, probalby within a normal 45 minute walk or so or 10-15 minute bike ride. I never walked there, just road my bike. The Burrard bridge was a nightmare then, I think that was 96 the great year for boarding downtown, with a foot dump. I love the foot dumps. They can stink but the ones on the streets are great. Just need to nig up a hit and do some hiking. Fun to do for sure.
And I said to her I couldn't phone in 'sick' since I live too close. So what. Hence then you don't need that smog machine to get back to the non-descriptive area what you call home without sidewalks is. Just thinking of the fringes gets me going. I really wish I would've read that book in English 9 about the fringes. I didn't read books that I had too, even in college. Fuck you tell me what to read. Unless it was a textbook, that wasn't an english course novel. Then you fuck up the tests, and figure out what the book is about by listening to it. I don't know how many times I failed the reading tests. I'm like they like sodimized that cow and then made shit cum milk. The fringes are weird. I put the boundary at Nanamio and King Edward. It gets really different after those 'places' of imaginery lines called roads.

But then again idiots are everywhere. Even downtown. I hate it when fucking idiots say Excuse me. Basically they want to say get the fuck outta my way. I don't like that, why did you fart is a a good response. Oh I'm in your way. Well I don't understand. Can't you tell from my balding dirty blonde hair, blue eyes that I'm chinese and do not understand what is going on. Like fuck you. I'm oblivious to so much. Nothing can really offend me, unless you do something like a 12 year old would do that knows shit about money. Even that is pretty bad. No wonder I hate people, they do the stupidest things.

Now its Xmas time, aka Christmas. Fucking eh, eh. We live in a G7 country. Not some piss poor piece of shit country where there is no such thing as working 'democracy', but they make all the cosumeristic shit that means this time of year. I fucking hate this time of year. Its so full of shit, like the idiots from Richmond Centre for example. The question know, since you have to be PC. What do you call the tree. You can't call it the many things. Most likely before the Asian Invasion after expo prior to the shutdown or red commie invasion/takeover of that place there that's a lot like here, and now its a lot like there here now. The Christmas tree. Now it's supposed to be called the Holiday tree.

Get if fucking right
Consume
(Smoked a big fat bag of crack before the show... I said to myself I'ld never smoked somthing named after a body part.... in 1985 some guy in NYC cocaine isn't good enough.)
but if you consume too much booze, you'll probalby like fucking puke
Then there's the eggnog
and this year we had an early present for 11/11 boarding on Cypress, eventhough there was freezing rain, ouch that hurts

No, its called the Consumer Tree

2005-11-20T01:04:00.000-08:00

Burrard Bridge

Ain't that nice. The dude that broke his back in West Van won for the Westside drivers. Well of course that's what did it.

That's totally sad. Royally. And like voter turn out aint' that good. Like 40% maybe. They pay so much to have it should pay everyone a toonie to go. If they dont' have a 'superdome' special of our own in BC Place. But you'll need more room. Just kill the rest eh. Why not. Like why are you alive? I'm sorry I hti a personal thing there, so called Vancouverite. Not something beyond Boundary, Fraser River or Burrard Inlet. There just fucking mooches. Largely. too enjoy the spoils of not there land , that they can only enojoy with the spoils of like oils from fucking other countires. Well Canada probably has enough domestic supply/demand supply going on with Fort Mc Murrary (even more expensive than Whistler, for 20 square mile pits, like WTF not even mountins). But that's irrelevant. We live in a global word. I saw this thing on TV, this is what they said. This town in China had like 100K in it 18 years ago, now its 10M. That's royally fucked. Only 10X of large numbers. But then again Hongcouver has it. I was watching the CBC after Chicago rocked on Edmonton 4-3. They had the wheelchair dude speaking rice pattie shit. Well it is the city. Not my part. Not the westside, but they are fucked since they have money so therefore they are better? OK? 9, Danke sehr.

What this city needs is a tax for where you live and where you go from your 'house' aka 'bed' to work. If you cross a bridge you are gonna have to pay. The only way retards react is when it hits them in the face. As like when I was a case of Pilser wasnt' 17.95 but know its 18.35. That affects me. LIke most of them dumbfucks bitching about gas prices. Just wait. Plus you'll have to pay where you go.

Toll all bridges into downtown pennisula surrounded by Burrad Inlet and the Fraser. If you have to go to the mainland, emplyment areas, then you must pay. Simple. Braindead. Of course all the bridges between the 2 major employment centres are null in void. Well of course except the Burrard Street Bridge. Well those are west side fucks, so they have many, so like fuck you, and its 5 dollars please. Every bicyclyist going on the so-called 'wide enough sidewalk' will get a loonie. Theres a few million for the city they won't get since those idiot will go down Granville or Hemlck. Knight, Arthur Lang and Oak or excempt. Of course I'm only talking about the infestion of surbanites into the ciy direction. all the other bridges should be a toonie or so, so they can 'improve' there shite. Well of course the Stanley Park commuters have money so 20 a day is OK, its only 6K for a 300 day week which don't happen. Plus you live in West Van, so support the City. Not just the SS of the city but the crackville shite too. You can 'afford' to live in a 'better' place and mooch away what you need. Still fucking cheap compared to having diner with 'Billy I like to inhale Clinton'. Only 100K for some 'private' residence off Marine Drive. Nice. Yes Nice. Well at least that aint with rice up there.

The Burrard bridge is royally fucked up. Well first you have to deal with 'Surreyesque drivers' or 'blind drivers, that only need dental floss but they all have glasses for some reason, which doens't really seem to help' and then the retarded drivers. Driving is so not like real ist fucked. Royally. Have to burn a litre of gas to get a loonie bag of chips. OK. Je ne sais pas. Not just like Pierre Tabernac either. But that bridge is fucked. If you are on a bicycle and want to go straight either way its insane. Well outa town you have to look for idiots turning onto Pacific and retarded cars at Beach there and then the retarded idiots that wasted the downhill before the uphill. the other side is rather insane too, since its 'designed' to be wheelchair friendly too, but you have to go right. If you want to turn left at 1st by the Canada Goose park you're fucked. At least the new light to turn into Kits there is good, give syou a headway.

But the other thing about that bridge, is its too many people. Cars don't understand much. I read this fact, which makes sense so I don't question it. 2000 cars go through a lane in an hour. I bet the main sidewalks in town do that in the same 'footprint' if not more almost all the time. Its a huge waste.

But then again a lot of things are a huge waste.
Like I'm just wasted. But still have 'common' sense.

Rock On Chicago
5-2 against Cowtown
4-3 agianst the Oilers

Someone better get a hatrick, I'm going to the game with my Headress. I still need to get the the little tamahawk like the Jersey dude head there.

Rock On Chicago

2005-11-06T03:10:00.000-08:00

The news said only 1000 people waiting to hotbox the gondola before first load probably around 8:30 or so.

Well no shit. Last year was garbage. Both CTV and Global had the same dude saying its better than last year. But that's not to hard to beat. It can't really get much worse. That's royally insane. And the luck of getting to hotbox are not there unless you're in a group of 6 or maybe 5. That's just a giving. It sucks when you have to wait till the chair to hotbox. At least the village and Blackcomb cover ones sorta work, but not nearly to the effect. A little, but still the gondola rocks. The Whistler one is a no go, since it take you right to the top, pretty well the Roundhouse without the other lift required.

But getting there deserves a car. Which is royally fucked up. Well it is up the moutians a bit and shit. But fuck lotsa people go there, everyday comarable to a city bus as Fraser, MacDonald, Main or Victoria. Needless to say more than some buttfuck 300 or 400 series number, or 2 for that matter. Probalby the 100s in Burnaby too. 3 is Surrey wasteland, 4 Chinatown in the rice paddies by the airport, 2 for Cypress, Seymour and Grouse. But so many people go there, Whislter it is. I do not understand the shit of the shit of the fucking government fuck heads. Hey I'm a drunk driver too, whenever that happens generally , almost like all the time. Its hard not too, its so fucking boring. Hey I could be fucking Premier. Lets go fuck in Hawaii and get loaded on Wine and see me whine cause I'm a Westside fuck. That's that idiot Gordon Cambell. I hate him, hes retarded like poeple in the cars. Every worse are the westside fucks. The people in Surrey don't have a choice of the the LA existence except for moving there. Then its like fuck. Hmm, fuck. Fuck yet again. No other option, if you have time on your hands. I get bad looks in Surrey. Well everywhere too, downtown is more my liking. By downtown I mean Da Vinci's office at 425 Carrall. For the drivers its like Piegoen Park on East Hastings. I took the 20 downtown on day and the bus driver was pretty cool. Its weird when they tell the stations. LIke today I took the B-LIne from Broadway it makes the skytrain sound when all the doors are ready to close. That's cool. Free ride to wreck beach if you want I guess. Of course that assumes you live close to the station there. Enought about the mootrain. The bus driver was saying at mainNhastings. The best intersection in town. Next stop he was on the radio again stating Pigeon Park the second beest intersection in town. I totally agree. People are walking there all the time of day. Anytime of day. The 100 block is the shite of non-cars. Too bad they are all junkies. And all the fuckers in Yaletown are cosumeristic, anal probed, money hags and don't like the bombs going off in their 'neighbourhood'. Well it is now there are so fucking many towers its insane. So many things have been razed for 'betterness' of those monied ones.
1. 1006 Richards Victor 6 Bob 1 Seger 8
2. The drunk driver laywer across the street on Dicks and Nelson across from CFOX
3. This one is royally sad, the Seymour billards (for a parking lot, that's royally sad)
4. Luvafiar
5. Automotive - postal office - something downstairs and upstairs Club Soda
6. soon to come Carlos and Buds beside the 501 @ Richards.

Those are just a block from Richards. Dix is on Beatty. Rose and Thorn is gone, but that's more downtown business district than Yaletown. All the shite on Granville is neoned up. At least the Cecil and Yale are still there. Plus the Commodore, but the floor sucks shit. But still the best in town. Barley's is gone with Balligandu Barely, but he wasn't Barley. There are tonnes more for sure. No doubt. I just don't have the patience to dwell on the existence of that part of town. Its very odd. Maybe its just met hat is odd. Could be.

Totally got sidetracked about Whistler. Always happesn with me typing infestion of the internet a byte at a time with the qwerty shite going on. Plus there are no exceptions to this rule. No double standards, so what does that mean. Like you're full of shit. Standrads, norms whatever you want to call them are your definition of your existence in this green globe festering away. Be yourself at all times. Don't have to go to 'Angel of Death' level right away though. You just show the aspectst that are atypical. Otherwise its just pointless of your existence. That's nice. And why should anyone care about what you do or say. Hopefully they are the same. Most likely not.

But fuck I hate the doobies and beer. Well they are fuckin eh. After all that's why I drink and smoke dope everyday. I seem to like it. I guess that means I have a problem. I make it to work everyday, maybe a sick day once every 3 months or so. Hopefully this year there'll be a lot more. Last year was fucking Bunk.

But I want to give my idea on the Whistler highway expansion. Its royally screwed up in mentality. Still stuck in the same refrain of the 'private' place. Then a head on happens and the Olympics are on pause. That's great. But I heard only busses to talk Vancouverites/rich foreigners that can afford to go to the events. BTW the goldmedal game and all games are already sold out for the hockey. At least that event can still be here. And its only half a decade away. But the cars is cars is caras is existence is royally fucked up mentality. God bless Vancouver and the no freeway town. Its not needed. When I was a zygote and being raised, not razed, in rural Surrey (now that's oxymoronic or what). The fucking people of the city didn't want to raze the 'developed' neighbourhood, namely to say Stratchona. That's very nice. Like totally fucked up, but nice. Of course it ain't like the I-5 drive. The freeway goes right through town. That's just garbage. Seattle, well Portland is sorta like here, Los Angeles. Well SF doesn't really have one, but they have megaroads on the bridge tolls into town. But same token most people do there existence at there exit number. 1 is Whistler. 50 is just before the Port Mann. Mann oh Mann was geht hier Loß. 170 is Hope. WTF is Cypress, 8 I think. But that's just sad. I live at exit 8. I guess its the same as the Yaletown people saying I live by Stadium, which is the closest station to the Balmoral. That part of town is like Europe in many ways.
1. Brick buildings
2. Whores
3. Drugs
4. feces, only here its human feces in the alleys. No alleys in Amsterdam just canals and dog feces everywhere.
5. Bars everywhere, at least one a block probably from Water/Cambie to Hastings/Main list them I bet at least 24, I can think of about 18 already.
6. Pedestrians
7. Bicycles

The most stupid decision of the 2010 people is to do the road. Now its just gonna have idiots that can't even drive a stick, so they don't have the ability to nig up the engine to its shite, driving like idiots. Welcome to more headons.

This is what I think they should've done. Namely to say now it doesnt' sound too good since all the derailments after Squamish but those are infestation products and foresty shite going up the tracks. Get a catamaran from Downtown and the Airport to Squamish. The view from there would probably rock the road, plus quicker and no head ons to worry about. Serve booze too, more people would rather save their money or instead of paying for a rental car drink booze and get fucked up. Its a party town afterall. But atleast something of 'nature' is there. Then to the scary part. The high speed train to Whistler so in 30 minutes or so. It probably bends around a bit. But they could nig that up. Its only 54 clicks or so to the Husky in Creekside. Then ofcourse the train would need to be nigged up underground to just by the Liquor store at the edge of the village beside the cab station. The Europeans would love it. Being like in Venice and then their hometown. Well maybe not for the Scandanavian places like where all those commie hockey players come from. I call all European hockey players commies. They play like fucking commies, regardless if it from FIN or S. A few exceptions to that rule though, Ohlund rocks. The Sundin twins are like atypical of a Marcus. Need to nig it up and be like Alnigi.

We are surrounded by water. Why isn't it being used, just the smog machines. Why not put the smog machines on the water. More people quicker. Should toll the sea to sky. I'm for that for sure. Make it better. Put barriers in place, so there's no possiblity to pass. That'll be royally fucked then. But at least more idiots will get there slower and alive.

Fuck I'ld rather be there quicker or dead.

2005-11-05T01:27:00.000-08:00

The rains have come.

This is the best time of year. There is only one catch though, it needs to be 5 degrees or less. That's the magic number. Then there's the snow everywhere, except for the city and non North Shore suburbs. People complain about the rain, why I don't know. Its the best part of the city. Makes it green, in many ways. Masks smells like the forementioned and clears out the smog of the smog machines. If you don't like it get back on the boat and go back to SARS land, balliganduland, or SARS TO 2.0 or wherever you are from. Like I fucking care. Just have fucking common sense about shit. Traffic and weather are the most mundane things you can talk about. Almost like your opinion of the 'influx' of people in Hongcouver area. Its fucking braindead simple.

But this is the only time. Get me right the only time you need a car. This time of year November or December or Jananuary hopefully not in February it starts till hopefully April, but probably March. The Winter time is the best time of year. Unfortunately in the ciy the snow only comes for a day if it does before the slush comes and makes it a fucking nightmare to ride a bike. Getting soaked by an express bus sloshing by ain't much fucking fun, let alone some fuckhead in an Excursion. I love it when it snows in town. Then you can head to the local hill and go for a ride. Gotta get out eary though, like when the snow is there. The weather is on the verge on the Pacific coast close to the 49th parallel, to being rain, mist, or snow. I like it when it gets to 10 below but then its clear. Makes it nice and crisp outside. Almost feels better than when its 3 and pissing rain, weird. If you can't figure it out, I'm talking about snow. That is the definition of Canada at least in the G7 countries. That we get snow, play hockey and are lumberjacks. Well that's the German one. Americans think we live in igloos, have dog sleds and know Jack in Toronto. Well of course. Its like a state. Well actually less population than at least California, probalby Texas. Illinois and New York just have a huge city and not much else. At least I think so. My geography of down south is pretty bad. But I don't care about them much, as long as I don't get shot when I'm in the 'Land of the free'. Only they are killing Allah Akbars for more oil, since LA has a nice brown fog festering a few thousand few above the ground.

This snow is here. Blackcomb is going to open up tommorrow or actaully in a few hours. That's nice. 60cm base already. Not much, but its early. Last year was just garbage. Christmas, summer, then April came and that saved it. Still need to get the early snow to build up the base. The better the base the more fun in the shorts and drinking time and sunscreen and shades in Spring riding time. I'm no fucking Mikalchuk or Crispin. I like the free riding. (The freeriders aka moochers are fucking annoying. That's nice you don't have any money like ever. Especially when I'm around. That's really fucking annoying especially when the fuckers make more money than you do. But they need to 'save' it to be more anally like a Yaletown fuck. So they have to have the cosumeristic bullshit that means you're 'better') Free riding is fun, especially if there's a few feet of fresh. Only shitty part about living beside the ocean is that it makes the temperature warm, so the snow is still wet. Not champagne powder of the Rockies. However Whistler is a little different. There's quite some vertical you need to traverse up. Hotbox the gondola, Solar Coaster and then up to 7th heaven. Or like down to that Harmony I think it is with the other mess hall there, not the Rendevous. Then the T-bar to the peak. 7th heaven is the shite. Alpine to trees. I don't really know the mountain too good though. Just its full of shitloads of people. And rule number 9 means technically I'm not on the mountain.

The unforunate thing about that place is you need to get there. That requires albeit an unfortunate polluting invention. Namely to say the car. But that is what cars are made for, that road. Its the most fun road to drive, if people know how to drive. That's a little tough. Well if there's a snowstorm then it can take 4 or 5 hours instead of 80 minutes or so from the ferry terminal. Or even worse its closed since of a fucking head on and your're fucked for that day trip. 2 111 signs on that road. First one is just past the turnoff from the Lions gate at Taylor Way on the upper levels before the Sea to Sky. The other is after Function Juntion, probably around the bend after the tracks, where if you need to wait you can smell the feces of millionaires and tourists. I can't remember exactly where it is but its still 111 to Vancouver though. The road is so much fun. Then you get the fucking idiots on their road bicycles in the summer. That's just royally insane. Royally insane. Hopefully the suggested cost of $600 million to make the road better will give a bit of a shoulder for those fucking idiots. At least in the winter they won't be there. But the road is busier, since its that time of year. The first passing lane is really annoying. Gotta nig it up and then get stuck behind some idiot in the left lane. They have the signs everywhere, slower traffic keep right. You have get a running start to the hills, since that's where most of the passing lanes are. But once you get to Furry Creek then it gets a bit better. Not on the cliffside so there is a bit more room for the road. Just need s to watch out for a few things. A bridge washed out, well that was more so in the 80's. I wonder how many that they replaced got washed out again. Proably must be a few, its the fucking government behind it anyways.

The road is actually one of the few things that makes driving fun. Its a nice road to go down. Just the drivers are insane on it. I'm probably one of the worser drivers by most poeples standard on it. But people like me make the road work. Its just the fucking centipede action that really makes it frustrating. That's why you exactly need to nig it up the hills to get to the front of the leader of the millipede. The one person that slows it down for the length behind. Need to get up front, its weird that road is alot like the mountain. Get out of my way, cause I'm rocking by. Like being on the runs and people fly by, not just like la de da. And there are of lots of turns on the road too, which makes being awake sorta important. Otherwise you'll get in a head on and probably die. The road is like a line of snakes. Need to snake you're way up sorta like in a mosh pit. Just need to pass whenever you can. Pretty well whenever there's the chance. The dashed yellow passing lanes are fucking short, need to have sense of what you're car can do or whatever you're driving can. Need to gear down and give it. That road is meant for a stick and some nice car with 400 horsepower. That would be fun. But the drivers are so stupid there. Its weird since Whistler ain't Hongcouver at all, in majority of white ways. It is a nice drive, for sure to check out the scenery. But after a while that sorta gets boring too. Especially if you go up there a few times a year for many years, its sorta instinct as to the way the road goes. The part up to Squamish minus the Britannia mine there is nice since its almost impossible to have speed traps. Afterwards, its sorta a nightmare, then I only go around 110 clicks. I think the limits around 80 or 90. I don't like the double lanes both way wide parts. It goes on too long. Plus I'm like not obeying rule # 9. So that's a real reason to sorta be a lemming, in a no lemming like way. Not going the limit but around 3000 rpm in 5th gear of the vehicle I get to use most of the time. Nice fringe benefit. I rarely take advantage of it though, well at least year that's for sure.

But that's the only time a car is needed in an urban environment of Vancouver. Well I guess you could go locally to Grouse and take the bus, seaBus, Skytrain and bus for a little fun. But Cypress has the only mountain with long runs and some diversity. The other 2 are too short runs. The cut doesn't count since its too busy. Eventhough I haven't been to either Seymour or Grouse since like the late 80s I bet not much changed. It can't which is the sad part. Seymour is in a park, so that's like a contradiction right there. Then Grouse has things called cliffs everywhere. Just ask that dead american that was on the news there some time ago. Plus the vertical isn't there in the snow region. (just labelled mentally deranged... The dream is my reality)

But going up for the day makes for a long day to Whistler and back from East Vancouver. Its almost as long as when I was a little shit going from Surrey to Baker. Fuck I haven't been any other mountains except WB and Cypress since highschool. That's fucked up. No actually a few, Manning park and whatever that place is called up the logging road past the Hope slipe. But I went to all the local ones including Hemlock, which didn't even open up last year. Turn at the Sasquatch Inn, a beer store there too I think and a weird gas station/Liqour store combo around there somewhere on the Lougheed, go past the jail and turn left or go right to see the Salmon at Weaver Creek or the backside of Harrison lake to camp. Plus Silver Star. I want to go on an interior tour. That sounds like fun. Especially if the driving is really slow. As long as the mountain is open and there's fresh then fuckin' eh. Need the powder. Exactly that point makes the Whistler day a long day. I'm not a morning person by any means. But you ned to get there early. The earlier the better. Plus having a beer at 6am just after you woke up is so Canadian eh. Late afternoon is good too, the middle of the day is a nightmare though. Generally if its fresh 7th heaven isn't even open anyways since they are still blasting away. But its nice to be on it before it gets tracked out. Try to get there for 8:30 so you leave just before 7 you should be alright depending on the factors of what is going on with the road. Being on the gondola having the 3rd doobie of the day makes it nice.

Just can't drink too much. That's about the only time you realize how much booze fucks you up. You need coordination, this isn't driving while drinking booze, smoking a joint, and getting sucked off. It actually requires attention. And if you can't react it ain't much fun. I found that out the hard way slamming my knee into a tree stump after sliding on some ice since I couldn't get an edge. After a 6 pack its too much. Need to eat and stuff and not like just pound beer and inhale like Billy.

The best part about getting a pass is the picture they take. I love it, sorta like a driver's license. A passport is a little more important so you proably should be like Ned Flanders, but I guess not. As long as it looks like you eh. But the picture needs to be taken. I always blast one before to get really 'chinese eyed' eh. Its nice, since then you look like that too when they see you. Actually most of the time you look better than the picture. That's almost a compliment, or actually a really sad commentary on your existence of being a fucking alcoholic drug addict. But fuck whatever. As if I care. Well evidently not, so why are you judging me. Why, I don't judge your Ned Flanderness of the suburbian 'heaven' or whatever its called. Well I do, but you just can't relate too fucking much of any thought of being. Sure you can talk about whatever but its what you do that matters, not the shit that comes from the voice hole since you're an asshole. So am I, wanna bite mine. Nein danke, go to hell you cock sucking faggot if you say yes.

Last year was the worst ever
Best in the last decade was boarding on July on skychair on Cypress sometime in the 90s
Wishful thinking.
Sure hope not.
Global warming is coming, so the snow is going to the heavens and not coming back.

I can't wait to go boarding before the snow don't come no more.

2005-10-30T01:28:00.000-08:00

Guns and suburban kids like to use them.

Yet again it happened. Not at the scale of good ol' Columbine 4/20/99. But still the same refrain of the 'protected' new developments with nothing for the kids to do. Well they can hang out at the mall sorta but not really since it's a private space. That's the thing about the wastelands there is no real such thing as public space. No stores on the sidewalk beside the road. It just depresses me thinking of it.

But I was just reading CNN.com and there was this Freund dude, Freund is friend in Deutsch. He was 19. Living in a 'neighbourhood' with the stereotypical desgin of blandness. Everything is the same. Probably no sidewalks either. But that point it moot, since you never walk anywhere.

I love this quote of the description of the place.
Built in 1995, the neighborhood of mostly beige two-story homes was described by residents as a family community where people often socialized.

But he killed a few people before he did the Kirk Cobain. Its a new affluent area, which could be classified as the exurban area. I don't know lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalaland geography too good, but unless you're in Hollywood or Santa Monica you definitely need a car. Its like Scott Road everywhere plus in America everyone was a gun too. Ain't that just nice and dandy. (Sunset strip with the crazy billboards in Hollywood, not LA proper. Sorta like Balligandu Scott Road is sorta like Main and Fraser but not really but its there. I fuckin hate cars. But it sure is fun getting sucked off or fucking some whore in the backseat. And hotboxing is fun too. But you need patience and shite and stuff and gas and money and time and fuck to go to what a grow show in Surrey or even worse Abbottsford or Maple Ridge.)

The nice clean design of the landscape is an interesting phenonmeana (SP?). Like I care about spelling, but that's like the point. Landscape is natural. What you put up is natural too, to a certain extent. Its all consisting of atoms and that's nature. Like shit is shit. Wood is wood. Tree makes 2X4 and trusses for houses. But the way to design it all. All meant for the mode of transport of raping the land to acheive. Sure the infrastructure is there. Hitler even started the autobahn construction with the mind of turning Deutschland into an America for like car shit. But space is a commodity there, here's a god damn luxury. Need to have the lawn and stuff. To me it makes no sense at all.

Here's the classic refrain that suburbanites say about themselves. Well fuck there are so many. Plus fuckheads in Surrey think they are the shit, when they know totally shit, except they live in a place where the streets have no names. If they do you won't find it, since you'll need to now Fraser Glen is like around 104 and 160 for example.
1. Like walking is like a date activity, an active thought has to be done to go for one, well minus the minor on to and fro the smog machine thing eh. Can't even go to the store for a walk.
2. There probably aren't even sidewalks on the road you live on.
3. The megastores have shitty customer service. Well NS exlax, what do expect when you have the little shit kids working there at Costco or almost dead greeters at that Arkansas bullshit company. But you go there since its cheap. Sorta funny thing I read is the formentioned bullshit W company and not Woodwards, but it lights up the sky and the SS in town. Only from the eastside and maybe North Van for the W. The SS rocks on everywhere though. Just a matter of time before its gone from some view points. The wallcentre already did a bit. That Yaletown fuck building I think that retarded Leroy and not Pootoozi, just off Cambie there. But that they lost sales since people didin't drive that much since it cost too much. But killing the air is free. Fucking eh the commons. Fuck you I'm gonna take it for my own using. Which is of course human nature. I'm better than you, so like my balls. Got that Pootoozi. You bite balls, you cock sucking fuckhead.
4. When they go overseas they say there from the city but actually the fringes where you need a car.
5. Look at that loser walking
6. Fucking idiot (of course regarding some idiots driving manner)
7. Get outta my way, I have no patience, since I drive everywhere.
8. Lotsa cars have dents. Wonder why that's the case. Well this 'city', by means of the City of Vancouver, which I call Hongcouver online generally, is defined by most to include the outer areas. Say fucking the 604 is it, so like from fucking Hope to fucking Pemberton. Lotsa different types of things around inbetween.
9. Never have so-called time
10. Gas is so expensive. Just what till its like gone, woah?
11. They are part of the city that is 30 miles or even 20 kilometers away. Things change really quickly. Just look at downtown. Go for an hour walk starting from the SS and you will see many different things. Go throught he park and end up going to Park Royal. The atypical aspect of wasted space, for cars. South to Shaugnessey to see one of the first suburbs only a few miles from town. But for them in those days they were the only ones with cars. Weird the people behind the railroad, which still rocks in 85 ways unless its in India or probably some other piss poor country (Sure they have western like cities, but for the whole part the majority can't compare to even redneck farmers in Saskatchewan). But the railroad people could 'afford' the car to drive the 3 miles to work downtown, which used to be Gastown area. East, well that's a waste. But the majority of fuckers in this town live east of Boundary. Cause there is no room, and its too expensive to 'afford' accomodation in the city, which is another crack of shit. But that's the most entertaining one. It just pretty crunchy. Of course you have to go down Hastings or one of the other major roads out eastward, and not the mega car roads like Vegetables or First or WTF it is in the wastelands down there by the Home Depot. Stratchona is beautiful. First there's no drive ways. But the north side of Hastings is more interesting. Around the Astoria you gotta watch about the manly looking whores. There's a reason for that. But within a bit over an hour you could walk, go forbid of course, from the SS to the PNE where there's the Pacific Coleseum, not like GM Place.
12. Need a cellphone, at least you can watch TV on it now, so that's really safe drving.
13. Open your eyes

But I just don't understand that reality. Gotta nig up the roads there and make it so only a few work, then it'll be royally fucked up. Just like the 8 hour commute for lalalalalaland area idiots after the Earthquake whenever that was. It wa son CNN though. So that's good.

I just don't understand the philosophy/reasoning/rationale for living in the fringes/wastelands/suburban blandness existence. Could someone please tell me how in any matter it is good and productive in any intelligent manner.

2005-10-27T01:24:00.000-07:00

Riding at night is fun

Its time to what
...go home
... get on horse and drive all the way back to LA
..... whatta mean you got no more liquor

tunes always screw me up. Well booze and doobies do too. Doobies are fun. I think 'I need to get high' and then like some 'Hits from the bong'.

Just not down Panorama with a view of the SS at the viewpoint corner there. I don't really like the new high speed quad. Too fast, for like 2 main things. only maybe 5 minutes for a beer instead of 9 or so. Second and worse gotta inhale quicker and light it up inside your windscreen.

Going through parks ain't much fun though. Need the lights. Especially, sad to say, the car headlights. Those hills are fun at night, just gotta watch out for the drunk drivers or drivers from Surrey or FOB. But they let you know what's going on. Like the red hand flashing is a good side view to have. You can see the lights and the hand, not trapped in the cage. I ran so many red lights today. I love running them around Jackson to the Astoria area, get a nice view to go check out the whores. Gotta watch out down under the bridge by the tracks by the Astoria though. Tall means something. Its royally fucked up.

But I never or rarely obey red lights. Really the only times is when I see a flashing light or maybe like a cop. I hate Main street from Broadway to the smelliness after the Pacific. That bike lane rocks. I'm glad they nigged up they park by the row houses by that store by that hill by that park across Vegetables where if you have a CFL or american college football you play all night long thanks to General Paint. Black lights do weird things. So do bong hits. So do getting smoked by a car going 70 clicks.

If there were an Asshole olympics..
..(you would come in first)

I fucking love Dayglo. Dayglo Abortions. What a nice name. They are rather offensive, I guess you could say that from the name. How bout Slayer, only got a song about Josef Mengele, Angel of Death. Always the best and last. HS MF like if 4.20.89 then like .24 or shit and like 1.30.33 till like 4.30.45 woah. Mein Kapf.

Sorta like global warming. I rarely drive. If you cannot drive a stick get off the road. Makes you sorta stay awake. The ice is melting. At least the majority in Richmond can grow there favourite staple of the diet. Hmmm... (looking for a 20 dollar whore... I think we better bail on cunt) I think there were very many of them in that place, that 'we gotta getta out this place'. Ya they went commie. Then those from there like grow weed here. Wow eh. But they lived in those paddies things. Not like frogger. I remember those sorta doll like sized boxed with pacmand, Qbert and frogger. Me old. Just say Judas Priest at the Colieseum in East Van by the PNE. It rocked. Fucking eh. Reminded me of 20 years ago almost, Antrhax and Judas Priest. That's a rocking combo. But they had seats on the floor. That's just royally insane. Plus it was brough to you by AM600, NS. That's a major fuck up. I thought it would at least be CFOX but no it was Rock 101 without the stones, just the stoned. the new seats are sweet. Probably left a few juicy ones behind. But the show was wild. Halford's voice is like HS man that can't be real. But fucking eh. Plus the no smoking rules makes into one huge hotbox. That's the best thing about the smoking lwas they have. When me inside an dther is someone smoking like tabernacco then I run into them in the pit or get the fuck away. That's just fucked. Doobies are great, fuck the cancer for your addiction, lets get high. that sounds like fun. fun is fun.

Is driving fun all the time?
I highly doubt it.
Is riding fun all the time
Well no shit exlax.
But there are a few exceptions if you can call them that, more like an annoyance.
1. Getting kicked off the mountain for hotboxing the gondola
2. Breathing diesel
3. exhaust
4. pedestrians
5. buses
6. cabs
7. junkies
8. black ice

The best part about night riding is there are only a couple of those applicable. Namely to say the last two.

The others are asleep and shit.

2005-10-23T04:27:00.001-07:00

2005-10-23T04:27:00.000-07:00

Money. Money. Money.

There never is enough. Eventhough in of itself it is nothing but capabilities to do purchase goods and services in our cosumer soceity. People grow weed to make money. They make meth houses to make meth which in turn turns into money.

Its the evil of the modern day soceity. Its very culturally divisive to say the least. Like look at all the Leroys floating around in New Orleans there cause they had none and couldn't leave. On the other end of the analfuckfest so take some spoiled piece of shit like that whore Paris Hilton. She doesn't have a clue about shite. The first simple life was sorta neat since its like WTF is this, it ain't like big posh affairs like things. That's royally strange, at least for me, sorta like a concert without a mosh pit. What is going on? But the poshness is the measure of success. The more you have the better you, which ain't really the truth. It just means that you've been able to turn the monetary situation to your liking most likely by pissing on those below. But at least you ain't getting the golden shower.

As a race, humans are very vain. So money is the way to succeed. Get the Botox. Titjobs. JLo ass. Abortion. Hummer in a H2 or maybe a slightly better on gas model H3. Big house with the nice basement, like only 6000 square feet. Gotta be better than the Joneses or like in Hongcouver the foreigner next door the Chins, but then again they all are so like white man the minority especially in Richmond. The garage full of shit cause there ain't enough room in your house. The 5 cars out in the driveway.

I make around the average salary in this country of Canada. Not much, but considering I'm fucked in the head, an alcholic, pot smoking snowboarder witht he same job for quite some time. Not to bad. Still pretty pathetic. But then again I gotta nig it up. But I love beer and that hurts the nigging factor. Anyrate me get about 50K a year. Ain't great, but enough to do the money of getting drunk and stoned and whores. Well what else is there.

... But like this guy, fuck I can't remember the name. That dude from teh beer gardens at UBC and living in security land towers by the Lions Gate in North Van. That weird complex on the wrong side of the river, proably the Capilano. But he like say the best things in life start with B. You ain't no Simpson so you get one more than they do, namely to say 5. 5 things that start with B and that's your dream. And bucks is one of the things for everyone. (I hope I won the 6/49 too. Be a fun Amsterdam trip around the continents).

But math is the thing that brings money into perspective. As in the vanity of driving a Excursion. They don't even make them anymore since gas is 'too' expensive. The original Suburabn with the wood panels rocks though. I believe it goes back to '49 with that model.

This topic I choose for me paper today just ain't like there. It is way to vague to nig it up good. Plus I just got into some Fireball so that fucks y'all up larger quickly too. That's why its so nice, eh.
Try their recipie
1st Degree Burn
Fill highball galss with ice.
Add 1 1/2 oz. Fireball Shooter.
Fill with cranberry juics and stir.

HAZE MAY OCCUR NATURALLY.

INGREDIGENTS: WHISKEY,
NATURAL FLAVOURS.

But yeah Fireball rocks its just a tad too sweet. But still nigs it up. Never got white shits from that. I think I got it from rancid pork chops, but could've been the shitloads of gin and tonic too. that was fucked, the only time I can remember getting a shit that wasn't like greenish/grey but like white. That was royally fucked. Me not feel good for many day there after. I think we bought rancid food in Chilliwack before heading beyond Hope.

As for money most people are beyond hope. But what is it for.

Most people have no money. At least that's the story. I have some coin, but not really in the aspect of millionaires. Wow I can live for a few months without any shit coming in. Ye fucking ha. But its gets really annoying being around others.

Just so weird how people behave around the subject of money is involved. Sure its fine to spend a few K on tits, but not to buy the booze. But chicks got things easy anyways since they have the magic blood hole. Better be bloody after I leave too. That don't sound too nice. No I got no money. I see a green bill, but can't buy me a beer at the bar. That's a little screwed. Why take it with you. Reminds me of not drinking for a week or longer. Fuck the money don't fly away since no like booze, which is there all the time. Just like all the inhibitions that I love to enjoy. Not the crack much, unless I'm with someone else that is doing it. Then you do it with a whore that will give you a blowjob but then you can't get hard. Smoked the hard and can't get the hard. But yeah, nice. I know. Me like don't understand much of anything it seems. That's what many would say to me.

All I know is I want to go to fuckin Deutschland next year. Nig it up D.
Deutschland.

2005-10-15T04:59:00.000-07:00

The beeters than the rest basically anything with no East in its name

Wow that's nice
I don't live West Side (pint Grey, Kits, Duinbar, Kerrisdlae, etc), North and West.

But me live in like the East side. I am ifest by the provinces most concentrated housing population. Its called a 'Suburb' (Shaneghussy was one too). But this is a funky neighbourhood to troll around. Evern up at like 45th & Nanomai. Man my spleeling is like not ther . Fucking booze. That's the easiest and worst excuse. Me only got likek fired from 3 jobsd for drinking at lunch. This one at the Cambie with dude working at 425 Carrall, Davinci's Office, like the 4 hour ones. Proably like 30 bucks on beer for me before me go back to the towe there where the tourists go. STG tja, fuck whatever. like not 555 Hastings. LIke the Balmoral.

Tha's a really nice one.
I only drive by it.
This is a classic
I'm fucked eh
I'm sorta like Canadian from German Blood
My cousin's kid came out here with me to go up to Whistler, or actually Blackcomb. Its easier to hobox on Blackomb. The crazy gondola souns insane thogh, I wonder if the Aussies will let you 'air that one out'.

The few differnet sides of Vancouver. Here's my interpertation of pedestrians in their neighobourhoods.
Crakville(actually it goes past Carrall, which is like Ontario dowtown) = WTF
Well that's bascialy the East side ain't it. But people out here know what bicycles are. Its weird, even out at Rupert.
Kits
Fire just down from the Darby at 4th there. Directions, from the beer store and your dunk friends will find you. That was a pretty wild fire.
Horseland down by the Musgueam. You're not DFO are you. 9.
I'm gonna die soon on West Boulevard.
I'm going to see pealers at the Fraser Arms. (fuck there gone. Just like Girls, girls, girls. Marble arch now some chink/asian ivasion ifestion/ thing nigging that up eh. At least the Penthouse is still ther. So too for Dikcs on dicks. KMFDM rockoned ther fucking eh. But no Angel of Death.

I doubt this is googled much. You need to nig up my google factor. I think that does it up the more it changes and the mroe reuqest sit get. LIke mainNhastings.blogspot.com. Fuck je ne sais ps. Thas all th frog em konw. Fuck eh. Nig it up

you know we tried to reach you
But you were much to high
much too high
Never
Until I'm dead I guess

2005-09-25T03:56:00.000-07:00

Granville Street

It sure has changed a lot. Too bad all the clubs are being razed to make way for them nice 'liberal' people in fucking Yaletown. (The people are liberal in the sense that they vote for the Liberals and are conservative types that enjoy that they have money and are better because of it at they think so. But fuck I could go on and on about Yaletown. The pedestrians there are so clueless, like turning around all the time.) Luvafair was my favourite club. Played decent tunes. Now all the shit is gone onto Granville. Still a few remnants left though. Just a matter of time until Richards on Richards is gone. KMFDM was a good show there on Thursday. But they didn't play much of the old shit. They rocked on and was a pretty nice pit. This dude was there sorta looks like Billy Idol, I've seen him in a few different pits, can't remember which ones though. But then again I can't really remember anything that I've done. Well sort of. Work is a blur, many things are a blur. Last year was the worst season fucking ever. And its just the beginning of the end for the local hills.

But the development downtown in Yaletown particualarly has had a focus of a revitalisation of Granville. I've been living in the city for the last 10 years and a lot has changed. Used to go slumming a bit before I moved here. At least Hastings is still the same. Probably worse, but that's a hard one to judge. The last bar got converted a year ago or so, the country bar is no more. That was the last one left. The Nelson, and then Fred's Uptown that burnt and its now Cellar I think. Even the arcades and pawn shops are going. Just turning everything into a suburbanites city stroll. Its like the only place people from buttfuck Surrey or some other wasteland seem to know of the city. Well Robson too, but that's about it. They sorta put Hastings down since its dirty and fuck I'm better than them. I hate people with attitudes. I have one too for sure, but I understand. Just wait till gas gets like a toonie a litre, probably by next summer then holy shit mother fuckers they won't have much money left for beers.

I was down there last night for that Steven Wright guy. He's pretty fucked up for sure. He was smoking rittalin in high school. Its hard to understand since he's so oxymoronic. It was at the Vogue. First time I was ever there. Not bad place. But we hung around a bit down there. There's a new place beside the Vogue. Dunno what is called, but I pissed off lots of people by saying Pootoozi's an idiot. Well fuck he is. The dudes there try to hard, its sorta like the bartenders at the Roxy. Just weird. I don't understand that. Just give me my booze and let me get drunk. Then after the show went to a club across the street that used to be an old reportoire theatre. I remember seeing a few movies in there in the 80s. I don't go to movies anymore since I drink all the time and that fucks you up being in a dark place where you can't drink. Plus my stories are like movies for some people. But both places were weird layouts. They used the downstairs in both of them. You need to go down the stairs to take a piss. I guess that gives them more room upstairs for the main room, since the places are fairly narrow, not like the Chen Insurance or whatever that building is called by Carrall and Pender. We left fairly early to go, a bit after midnight. Anyways there were so many people around everywhere. Just weird, almost comical since its royally fucked. At least the Royal ain't gay anymore, and no more naked dancing downstairs by Helmcken there. No more Barleys. I found out where Skye bar was though. Weird so many new bars and I don't know where they are. At least the Commodore is still there, with the so-called dancing dance floor. It was a hell of a lot better before. It needs to get worn in for sure, before it was like a mini trampoline. More places should have that. Makes moshing more fun, since you can get more of a feel, and it helps you too with some absorbtion instead of all going to the knees.

Then the old food court at Smithe is now a Starbucks I think and a few other things. I think there's like 3 Starbucks in a couple blocks there now. I don't understand that at all. Do these people have any morals or standards at all. I could care less about what you say, its what you do that counts. Words mean absolutely nothing, well you wish they would, but most people are so full of them selves, that they are all full of shit too. Everything is taking to serious. Then the drive to whereever to be in 'nice' surroundings. Well there is only houses around so that's really interesting. 7-11 is going everywhere too. They seem to be popping up even quicker than Starbucks infestation. I've never been to Starbucks and will never go. Principles I follow a few. Plus I don't really drink coffee except in the morning to wake up a bit.

Principles
Standards
Those are very good questions?

2005-08-27T01:06:00.000-07:00

I can't even remeber the last time my left foot went on the clutch.

What a shame that is I guess.

I think everyone should be forced to take their 'test', well if they know English is of course not neccessary. Totally Sad but True. Daytime, nightime, any time things go better with rocks. I'm going 24 hours a day, I just can't seem to stop. That's what my 'drive-thru' neighbourhood is turning into. Well I live in shitass hole, as most of the 'GVRD' minus the V lives eh, would say. I love it. I don't need a car. East Van rocks. Well in many ways that way and like rock on Wesley Willis, RIP rock on Chicago for him eh. Well NS exlax, he came up with that. Some retarded Leroy from Chicago. But I love the Blackhawks. Too bad Probert was forced out. Rock on 24. Today they had a thing on Chopper 9 TV and it was about the fighting/hockey fighting/ but no sticks/ just Tiger Williams shite. I bet the winner will probably do the Tiger dancer for only $65K. But for the hilights they showed Bobby in Detroit, still 24 and probably still all rocked out, rock on Windsor for that I guess. Well at least the border dudes busted him for that. But yeah hockey is blood. That's what makes it entertaining. (More entertainment then get sodimized by your aunt with a strap-on fer sure).

Totally digression. But they seem to happen all the time. The only time me like blog, since me have like many problems, is like after tons of beer and doobies. So this don't make too much sense, me know. but at the same rate, i'm the same around everyone, even my parents. Which most people cower down to there existence shite. Ugh, me don't want to rant about losers that mooch away, and then jump in the pool with some SARS head. 9, mich nicht. Danke. Kein Bitte.

Most people would call me a loser. That's cool. But they can't take it back. (Being angry is fun and nice but it leads to you fucking some 5'2" 240 lbs fat cunt, cause you're a fat slob in some urban place, you say when you leave from there but its some no-man land wasteland AKA Surrey like King George at 72, 3 road, Scott Road, Willowbrook etc.... The nice no walking places except from to and fro the smog machine in some mega-acreage parking lot.) If I can call them something as like breathe the air you create, but that's suicide. OK, Je ne sais pas man. The only time I need a car is to leave the actually city of Vancouver, not some Costco/Walmart/parking lot/wasteland/blandness/(hey where's the concert tonight, oh yeah in Hongcouver, that's another story)/pedestrian-it must be a criminal. That's fucked. Royally. Simply put. I don't subscribe to that philosophy of 'cheap' gas. In all G-7 countries minus Marc Emery's worlds gas has been around 2 bucks a litre for over a decade. Now it gets semi way up there here and the retards living out the Levittown dream are like WTF. That was even before McFly and the 50's. Only 50 years later, well Lallalaland has great traffic. Lets follow that model. OK, if you say so bible belt tasting the progress you all perpetuate.

I think a couple months ago I drove a car. Of course I can drive a stick. If you can't get back on the boat and get the animal diseases in your homeland. Most drivers are retards. Too bad I didn't nig up bike too much, then it would get stolen. But then I could totally nig them up large. Even so with no real gears or brakes, I can still rock on with 'em smog machines. I hate the diesels. They really stink and make me gag. But then agian not much to make me gag. Like seeing my brother and its thing is like HS man. Fuck I don't like that it gets me going with this shit, like WTF.

WTF is the car?
Where's the front yard?
Why's a driveway there?
Nice garage
Where's the grow show?
Do you walk anywhere, besides inside the McMansion and to/fro the 'transportation smog thing'
How many neighbours do you know? (and you're surprised there nigging it up, 'specially cause your power goes out for quite some time, after 'they' moved in eh)
what's gas?
gas comes from my ass
well actually the anus farts and stinks, not just some bum BO but my bunghole BO
Why don't you breathe the air you create?
Hotbox?
The Gondola?
Drink and drive literally? ( to deal with the insanity)
Bought a handgun?
Why is time meant for distance?
Are there sidewalks on your cul-da-sac. (sorry, too easy of one)
Do the kids walk/bike anywhere besides maybe the local park/school only a mile away. Probably not even them.

As the signs say. In Deutschland its the law. Well otherwise you'ld get rammed really nice even going at 240 klicks. Slower traffic keep right. Remember that when you're on the 99 going north past Lions Bay in your shit ass 4 banger, hopefully. I can just imagine them Smart cars in the passing lane. But rock on Hitler limosene company of Mercedes Benz. He went for Iraq sorta area, like the Russian occupied during his 'reign', and I also guess a few didn't enjoy his 'reign of blood', well I don't think there was blood, but the point is moot. Its like saying they are no longer with us.

2005-07-30T03:42:00.000-07:00

Car drivers are fucked.

Like I'm not a good example of what to do when riding a bicycle. But its basic physics, there Gilligan.

Get out of my way of my big ass truck. I'm pissed up drunk and don't really give a flying fuck. (Thanks Dayglo for that one, I like My mother was a man. ) That's the sense of traffic it seems. You get all the blind invasion forces doing who knows what, they don't seem to, except they need to be vain and stuff and shuffle the feet like sloths, since rice doesn't give enought energy, so like the eyes didn't go too good either eh.

But today was a classic example. I rarely stop for red lights, unless you don't really have a choice. Generally that is the case at the major intersections. But the minor ones are hit and miss. Especially when there are those stupid things called pedestrians. They annoy me almost more than cars. At least you can yell at them, head's up, or on your left/right/between you. Hopefully they understand english and then you can get by without hitting the fucking retard from who knows where, Surrey/Balligandu Newton/Chink it up everywhere else/ like I really care. I just don't want to stop that's the key. That's totally the key. Just like the critical mass, that's nice to ride down the streets downtown and not have to inhale the smog exhaust. Need to block the traffic for a bit, but its a steay albeit slow progression.

I went to A&W today for lunch, down at Willow and Broadway coming down from Main but need to go to TD first. Anyrate I get there so I'm ready to go through the intersection on red of course. There is some shitass little SUV going north through Broadway and this must have been foreigner or stupid chick turning right onto Broadway going up the hill. That stupid idiot made me piss of this idiot car driver of the SUV. It honked. I totally wasn't even close to blocking the intersection. I a few feet infront of the pedestrians white stripe thing. Then the SUV retard like honks, fuck car drivers are stupid. Too bad they get to 'enhance' the air for free, well sorta instead of enjoying what they create. I'm the one that's going to get killed or injured good. So of course I gave him the finger. I think I yelled fucking retard. I hate them idiots that don't understand much, hopefully english. But in Hongcouver that's a tough one for sure. I do not care about WTF their 'homeland' is like. It must suck cock large since they are here. Then I get to the bank machine. This fucking old native whore. Fucking disgusting and fucking stupid too, .... eh. Like they seem to have huffing gas as part of their genetic makeup. It was so god damn slow. I'm surprised since its a couple days after Welfare Wednesday. (I get to see that down by the cut there, when I'm not late on the last Wednesday of the month, unless there are only 2 days left before the end, then its the week before. I was on welfare, that taught me a lot. Fuck it sucks large. $500/month. OK that's like a weekly 'entertainment' budget almost. ) But the thing was so god damn slow. Man I hope I get to be like 50 like it but fucking natives, they are fucked. But they must almost like the modern takeover going on here it sorta looks like them stupid and shit and don't now shite.

Rush hour really gets me going too. I hate it, you can taste the air, literally. Its grouse especially when its been clear for a while. And this is close to the water, where the wind blows the 'progress smog' into the wastelands beyond Nanamio and end up in Hope festering. Like going out to my parents in Surrey, I feel sick when I come back. The air is a lot worse there, probably since I'm so accustomed to the 'clean' air of the city. But in the city you get the great smells. Be it piss in an alley, hopefully not just feces. Chinatown is everywhere it seems that stench the chink food places make. Then of course the dumpster stench, that's nasty. Then the crack dealers outside with their great BO. That's the smells I get ever day to enjoy unless it rains. I like riding in the rain. It kills the stenches of the BS city. The city, not some outskirt wasteland of cars of course. Like King George Highway is a nice walking street. lol. Woah, good reason to get jumped or shot by a drive by.

But during rush hour on most of the major roads in the city, they take away the parking lane and the road turns into 3 lanes. Namely Hastings, Broadway, Cambie and Granville are the few I can think of. A few roads are just suicidal, like mega on a bicycle. Basically those are the highways only meant for cars, the causeway and 12th I'll never go down. Well I did go on the causeway through Stanley Park into downtown, its donwhill befor they fixed the Lions gate. That was fucked, got stuck behind a bus and I was mega pissed too. But that sort wakes you up when you're playing with your fucking life. For what too, that's a sad story.

But during rush hour when the parking lane is gone it really pisses me off. I'll hug the curb, so the idiots can rip past going over 50 KM I think the limit is. They should have mega traffic enforcement and piss of all them idiots. But they go 80+ to a red light. Then I have to pass them. This other idiot a few days back was weaving in the lane so I had to stay behind him since I couldn't go right or left. But finally got around the idiot and probably made a few lights more than it did. I go down Broadway from Fraser to Clark. Need to run a few pedestrians lights generally. But I like that since you are the only one on the road, and the air is nice. But now with 12th closed its rather crazy. Sometimes its backed up before Fraser. So I do the bad thing, go inbetween the lanes. Have to watch out for mirrors and wide vehicles like rigs and buses mainly. I don't really like going inbetween the cars when they are moving, that's a little to wild and dangerous. I totally do the video game, like San Fransisco Cab driver game at the arcade a few years back. Have to find the gap and go through it. Its weird you don't look at anyone except traffic. But you go by and hear different tunes and smell smokes. Haven't really came across a hotboxer though. But then again I fly by, so I don't really care. Hopefully I have some at home, if I get there.

Car drivers are weird. I try to avoid having to go through lanes. But sometimes you don't have a choice. What really gets me going is when I'm looking over my shoulder, like all the time almost. Always looking back. Then the idiot just like goes the same speed as you. Like either let me in or go faster. That annoys me largely. Especially getting out of downtown on Nelson. I generally jump to the right lane after Granville, but then need to nig it up to the left most lane before the bridge to get the 'loser/cesspool' of EastVan Native social housing. At least the faggots down in Strathcona by the Astoria are dressed as women. In yaletown the Liberals get the Dufferin and the young boys on Homer by Drake. That's fucking gross. Well both of those are fer sure. Like fuck they should be dead. We need a mega depression. I'll get in power and 'cleanse' the world. That would be fucking eh. The second coming of 4/20 man. Should nig up some roaches for another game of killing stuff.

That's all, pedestrians are almost an afterthought. Then they do the deer in the headlights., that's the worst. You go where they were. Yaletown is really bad for that. I guess most of the Liberals down there don't have a clue about much, except that they are 'cool'. Well the chicks maybe the guys just deserve a shotgun colonoscopy. Man o man, like fuck that really gets me. Then you get the stupid cyclists that wait for lights, go slow and fuck they get me going too.

But that's the modern day. It ain't the 50s anymore. Well except for the new housing perputuating the energy drain of nowhereland. Hello, Hello, McFly. Nobody cares about anything except their own existence. Well true enough you're the one that needs to nig that one up. Can't really on others. But just want others to get of the way. Time is never enough. I don't know about that one. I guess if your stuck in traffic because of your own decisions. Don't blame any but yourself for your own situation. Like you have a great deal of choice of your housing location, not neccesarily the energy drain suburban lawn wasteland, job location and lots of other things. Don't bother me. That's all I gotta say. That's nice. Does it come with rice. Of course then I won't have any. I'm not bred from some Asian 'paradise' were there is no such thing as clean air or water. Well that's a realtive term anyways. Not like Mother Russia is much better. But then again Siberia is huge with Yuri and his dogs.

2005-06-15T22:57:00.000-07:00

Suburbs

Below the urbs, I guess refers to the urban environment. But its better since it is different. Ain't that something to be grateful for. The air, its free. Cool I can kill it all I like.

The American dream, same as the Canadian one get over it. Only they get to have guns and people that can speak English. Its all about being in your private jail. Everything is private in the land of gates, drive thrus, parking lots and malls. All the land is taken. If you have none, you don't need to be here. Why are you here you don't know anyone around and you're not driving a car. You need a car. Its not a luxury, but a mandatory staple of the environment you are creating and happily perpetuating.